​​​ ​Today's been kind of wild guys​ ​​

​​​ ​Today's been kind of wild guys​ ​​

​​​ ​As a little aside, as just a small aside, before I get to the other announcements​ ​​

​​​ ​As a little aside, as just a small aside, before I get to the other announcements​ ​​

​​​ ​As a little aside, as just a small aside, before I get to the other announcements​ ​​

​​​ ​I went on a grand search for my special card today​ ​​

​​​ ​I went on a grand search for my special card today​ ​​

​​​ ​I went on a grand search for my special card today​ ​​

​​​ ​the card that I need to be able to walk around​ ​​

​​​ ​the card that I need to be able to walk around​ ​​

​​​ ​the card that I need to be able to walk around​ ​​

​​​ ​and like exist in underworld in Japan​ ​​

​​​ ​and like exist in underworld in Japan​ ​​

​​​ ​and like exist in underworld in Japan​ ​​

​​​ ​I went on a grand escapade of me​ ​​ ​​ ​using my best shitty Japanese​ ​​

​​​ ​I went on a grand escapade of me​ ​​ ​​ ​using my best shitty Japanese​ ​​

​​​ ​I went on a grand escapade of me​ ​​ ​​ ​using my best shitty Japanese​ ​​

​​​ ​to try and communicate with the po po​ ​​

​​​ ​to try and communicate with the po po​ ​​

​​​ ​to try and communicate with the po po​ ​​

​​​ ​Earlier today​ ​​

​​​ ​Earlier today​ ​​

​​​ ​Earlier today​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so stupid, guys​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so stupid, guys​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so stupid, guys​ ​​

​​​ ​I have this card holder right on the back of my phone​ ​​

​​​ ​I have this card holder right on the back of my phone​ ​​

​​​ ​I have this card holder right on the back of my phone​ ​​

​​​ ​and it's never let me down​ ​​

​​​ ​and it's never let me down​ ​​

​​​ ​and it's never let me down​ ​​

​​​ ​It's always held all of my cards nice and sturdy​ ​​

​​​ ​It's always held all of my cards nice and sturdy​ ​​

​​​ ​It's always held all of my cards nice and sturdy​ ​​

​​​ ​Well, I'm an idiot​ ​​

​​​ ​Well, I'm an idiot​ ​​

​​​ ​Well, I'm an idiot​ ​​

​​​ ​and I put a really important card in there​ ​​

​​​ ​and I put a really important card in there​ ​​

​​​ ​and I put a really important card in there​ ​​

​​​ ​Well, guess what​ ​​

​​​ ​Well, guess what​ ​​

​​​ ​Well, guess what​ ​​

​​​ ​it... it decided to not be sturdy​ ​​

​​​ ​it... it decided to not be sturdy​ ​​

​​​ ​it... it decided to not be sturdy​ ​​

​​​ ​And I didn't realize this until about 5 minutes ago​ ​​

​​​ ​And I didn't realize this until about 5 minutes ago​ ​​

​​​ ​And I didn't realize this until about 5 minutes ago​ ​​

​​​ ​There is a card in there that I can literally get in really big trouble​ ​​

​​​ ​There is a card in there that I can literally get in really big trouble​ ​​

​​​ ​There is a card in there that I can literally get in really big trouble​ ​​

​​​ ​for not having on me at all times, and it's gone​ ​​

​​​ ​for not having on me at all times, and it's gone​ ​​

​​​ ​for not having on me at all times, and it's gone​ ​​

​​​ ​And you know what's even worse guys?​ ​​

​​​ ​And you know what's even worse guys?​ ​​

​​​ ​And you know what's even worse guys?​ ​​

​​​ ​is that the po po came up to my door about a couple hours ago and knocked on the door, and​ ​​

​​​ ​is that the po po came up to my door about a couple hours ago and knocked on the door, and​ ​​

​​​ ​is that the po po came up to my door about a couple hours ago and knocked on the door, and​ ​​

​​​ ​I thought they were going to arrest me, so I didn't answer it​ ​​

​​​ ​I thought they were going to arrest me, so I didn't answer it​ ​​

​​​ ​I thought they were going to arrest me, so I didn't answer it​ ​​

​​​ ​And I bet​ ​​

​​​ ​And I bet​ ​​

​​​ ​And I bet​ ​​

​​​ ​they were going to give me the card...​ ​​

​​​ ​they were going to give me the card...​ ​​

​​​ ​they were going to give me the card...​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so​ ​​

​​​ ​dumb~​ ​​

​​​ ​dumb~​ ​​

​​​ ​dumb~​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm so​ ​​

​​​ ​Stupid​ ​​

​​​ ​Stupid​ ​​

​​​ ​Stupid​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh... What am I going to do...​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh... What am I going to do...​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh... What am I going to do...​ ​​

​​​ ​I need that...​ ​​

​​​ ​I need that...​ ​​

​​​ ​I need that...​ ​​

​​​ ​It's scary living in a different country though, when the police come up to your door, man.​ ​​

​​​ ​It's scary living in a different country though, when the police come up to your door, man.​ ​​

​​​ ​It's scary living in a different country though, when the police come up to your door, man.​ ​​

​​​ ​dumb but cute like an idol​ ​​

​​​ ​dumb but cute like an idol​ ​​

​​​ ​dumb but cute like an idol​ ​​

​​​ ​Yeah, but now I'm in big trouble​ ​​

​​​ ​Yeah, but now I'm in big trouble​ ​​

​​​ ​Yeah, but now I'm in big trouble​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't even know if they'll come back.​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't even know if they'll come back.​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't even know if they'll come back.​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't know what to do, I don't know who to call.​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't know what to do, I don't know who to call.​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't know what to do, I don't know who to call.​ ​​

​​​ ​I can't speak any Japanese... I don't know...​ ​​

​​​ ​I can't speak any Japanese... I don't know...​ ​​

​​​ ​I can't speak any Japanese... I don't know...​ ​​

​​​ ​I went to several different places, several different po po places.​ ​​

​​​ ​I went to several different places, several different po po places.​ ​​

​​​ ​I went to several different places, several different po po places.​ ​​

​​​ ​And while they couldn't find it for me, they did help me​ ​​

​​​ ​And while they couldn't find it for me, they did help me​ ​​

​​​ ​And while they couldn't find it for me, they did help me​ ​​

​​​ ​They did give me a thing that says. "Hey..."​ ​​

​​​ ​They did give me a thing that says. "Hey..."​ ​​

​​​ ​They did give me a thing that says. "Hey..."​ ​​

​​​ ​"this reaper is currently looking for their lost item."​ ​​

​​​ ​"this reaper is currently looking for their lost item."​ ​​

​​​ ​"this reaper is currently looking for their lost item."​ ​​

​​​ ​"Please don't toss them into jail if you find them and they don't have this card"​ ​​

​​​ ​"Please don't toss them into jail if you find them and they don't have this card"​ ​​

​​​ ​"Please don't toss them into jail if you find them and they don't have this card"​ ​​

​​​ ​So I went on a grand escapade​ ​​

​​​ ​So I went on a grand escapade​ ​​

​​​ ​So I went on a grand escapade​ ​​

​​​ ​and then I go home​ ​​

​​​ ​and then I go home​ ​​

​​​ ​and then I go home​ ​​

​​​ ​and I moved a couple pieces of clothes out of the way​ ​​

​​​ ​and I moved a couple pieces of clothes out of the way​ ​​

​​​ ​and I moved a couple pieces of clothes out of the way​ ​​

​​​ ​And I found my card​ ​​

​​​ ​And I found my card​ ​​

​​​ ​And I found my card​ ​​

​​​ ​Guys, that begs the question...​ ​​

​​​ ​Guys, that begs the question...​ ​​

​​​ ​Guys, that begs the question...​ ​​

​​​ ​Why did the popo​ ​​

​​​ ​Why did the popo​ ​​

​​​ ​Why did the popo​ ​​

​​​ ​come to my house?​ ​​

​​​ ​come to my house?​ ​​

​​​ ​come to my house?​ ​​

​​​ ​Was it really the po po?​ ​​

​​​ ​Was it really the po po?​ ​​

​​​ ​Was it really the po po?​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't know who it was...​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't know who it was...​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't know who it was...​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm scared now​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm scared now​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm scared now​ ​​

​​​ ​What the fuck did I do?​ ​​

​​​ ​What the fuck did I do?​ ​​

​​​ ​What the fuck did I do?​ ​​

​​​ ​I would never leave my home​ ​​

​​​ ​I would never leave my home​ ​​

​​​ ​I would never leave my home​ ​​

​​​ ​I pay my bills, I pay my taxes.​ ​​

​​​ ​I pay my bills, I pay my taxes.​ ​​

​​​ ​I pay my bills, I pay my taxes.​ ​​

​​​ ​What did I do?​ ​​

​​​ ​What did I do?​ ​​

​​​ ​What did I do?​ ​​

​​​ ​Taxes?​ ​​

​​​ ​Taxes?​ ​​

​​​ ​Taxes?​ ​​

​​​ ​Fuck that!​ ​​

​​​ ​Fuck that!​ ​​

​​​ ​Fuck that!​ ​​

​​​ ​(Calli, you sure you paid your taxes?)​ ​​

​​​ ​(Calli, you sure you paid your taxes?)​ ​​

​​​ ​(Calli, you sure you paid your taxes?)​ ​​

​​​ ​What the fuck guys?​ ​​

​​​ ​What the fuck guys?​ ​​

​​​ ​What the fuck guys?​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm scared​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm scared​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm scared​ ​​