Well, I guess the first thing we should do is...

さて、まず最初にやるべきことは...

[camera flashing]

[カメラの点滅]

Yay, my first prom picture.

やったー！初めてのプロム写真。

Uh, our first prom picture.

ええと、最初のプロムの写真です。

Let's get this over with.

早く終わらせよう。

Come on, SpongeBob.

さあ、スポンジ・ボブ。

Be right there!

すぐそこにいる!

Will you hurry up?

早くしてくれないか？

Just a second. Coming!

ちょっと待ってね今行く！

Sorry. Pardon me!

すみませんPardon me!

Here I am! Cheese!

ただいま！チーズ！

[camera flashing]

[カメラの点滅]

That'll be a keeper.

これはキープしておこう。

Look, it's Pearl! Hi, Pearl!

見て！パールよ！ハイ、パール！

SpongeBob, here come my friends. Uhh, go get me some punch!

スポンジ・ボブ 友達が来たよあー、パンチ取ってきてー。

Prom expert; away!

プロムのエキスパート、アウェイ!

Hi, Pearl!

パールさん、こんにちは。

Hi, girls.

こんにちは、女の子たち。

I'd like you to meet Billy Fishkins!

ビリー・フィッシュキンズを紹介します!

Meep.

ミープ

And you know Brian Flounder from math class.

ブライアン・フラウンダーは数学の授業で習っただろ？

- Meep. - Hi, Brian.

- ミープ- こんにちは、ブライアン

So, like, where's your date, Pearl?

それで、パール、あなたのデートはどこなの？

We're all dying to meet him.

みんな彼に会いたくてしょうがないんです。

He's over at the punch bowl getting me some punch.

彼はパンチボウルの上で私にパンチをくれています。

Ohh, is he the really tall one?

ああ、本当に背の高い人なんですか？

Oh, yes! I mean... Oh no.

あ、そうだ！その...やばい。

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[うめき声]

Ooh.

おお。

Oh, quick, let's go see how ugly Cindy's dress is!

早くシンディーのドレスがブサイクかどうか見に行こうぜ！

Thank you. Meep.

ありがとうございました。ミープ

Yeah, thanks.

ええ、ありがとうございます。

SpongeBob, what are you doing?!

スポンジ・ボブ、何してるんだ!

Hi, Pearl.

こんにちは、パールさん。

Come on, it won't bite!

さあ、噛まないよ！

You look ridiculous. Oh.

バカみたいああ

What is it?

何ですか？

Get down, he'll see us!

伏せろ！見つかるぞ！

It's my ex-boyfriend, Octavius Rex,

元カレのオクタヴィウス・レックスよ

a.k.a. long, tan and handsome!

長髪、日焼け、イケメン！？

Meep.

ミープ

Whoa. But, I bet he isn't holder

おっ。でも、きっと彼はホルダーではないのでしょう

of the Regional Romantic Dance Championship trophy.

地域ロマンティックダンスチャンピオンシップのトロフィーの

Give me that back.

返してくれ

[laughing] That just didn't happen.

[そんなことはないんです。

Let's go!

さあ、行こう！

Ready?

準備はいいか？

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

スポンジ・ボブ、何してるんだ？

Can't you see everybody here is doing 'the whack'?

ここにいる全員が「叩き」をやっているのがわからないのか？

The whack? Oh, yeah, I invented that one.

叩かれる？ああ、そうだ、私が発明したんだ。

Are you sure you can do this?

本当にできるんですか？

[groaning]

[うめき声]

[stuff breaking]

[物が壊れる]

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

My leg!

足が！

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

Well, I guess you can take me home now,

じゃあ、もう家に連れてってくれるんだね。

now that you've ruined everything.

今、あなたはすべてを台無しにした。

[crying]

[泣く]

Don't cry, the prom expert is here!

泣くな！プロムの達人が来た！？

I haven't failed yet.

まだ失敗していないんです。

Hey, we can still... no, I broke that.

おい、まだ...いや、もう壊した。

We could... no. Don't cry! D-d-don't cry.

私たちは...いいえ泣くな！泣くなよ

Whatever you do, don't...

何はともあれ...

[crying]

[泣く]

Wow, what did you do to him? Poor little guy.

うわー、彼に何をしたんだ？かわいそうに

[crying]

[泣く]

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

Sponge, are you okay?

スポンジ、大丈夫ですか？

[crying] Messed everything up.

[すべてを台無しにした

Don't worry, SpongeBob, ya didn't mess everything up.

心配しないで、スポンジ・ボブ、あなたはすべてを台無しにしていないわ。

[crying] Hot dog!

[ホットドッグ！

[laughing]

[笑]

Actually, it was pretty funny

実際、かなり面白かったです

when that hot dog landed in Judy's hair.

ホットドッグがジュディの髪に当たったとき。

[crying] All I wanted was to have a good time!

[楽しい時間を過ごしたいだけなのに！

But I am having a good time.

でも、楽しい時間を過ごしています。

Ya know, we haven't finished our dance yet.

そうだ、まだダンスが終わっていないんだ。

[whimpering] Can I still wear the wig?

[まだカツラをつけてもいい？

Yes, you can still wear the wig.

はい、ウィッグをつけたままでも大丈夫です。

Let's go!

さあ、行こう！

All right, you invertebrates.

よし、無脊椎動物の諸君。

I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.

スポンジのやり方を教えるよ。

♪ Well, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ Well, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ And then you take The other one ♪

♪ And then you take the other one ♪

♪ And jam it right up there ♪

♪ And jam it right up there ♪

♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪

♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪

♪ Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

♪ Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

♪ Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

♪ Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns You're doin' The Sponge. ♪

"スポンジ "で勝負だ！

♪ Well, now ♪ ♪ First you take your leg ♪

♪ Well, now ♪ ♪ First you take your leg ♪

♪ And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ And you stick it in the air ♪

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

♪ And then you take The other one ♪

♪ And then you take the other one ♪

♪ And you jam it Right up there ♪

♪ And you jam it Right up there ♪

Meep meep.

ミーンミーン

Get lost, pizza topping.

消えろ、ピザのトッピング

Can't ya see I'm doing The Sponge?

私がスポンジをやっているのが見えないの？

♪ ...A great big lunge ♪

♪ ... A great big lunge ♪

♪ Now you're doin', yeah Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

♪ Now you're doin', yeah Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

♪ Alright, now ♪

♪ Alright, now ♪

♪ Do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

♪ Do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪

♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪

♪ I said the sponge, sponge Do the sponge ♪

♪ I said the sponge, sponge Do the sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Oh yeah, well You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Oh yeah, well You're doing the sponge ♪

[cheering]

[歓声]

They love us! Yay! We're popular!

愛されてる！？やったー！私たちは人気者だ!

After all the hard work we put in on the decorations,

せっかく苦労して飾ったのに。

they think they can just come in and ruin it?

自分たちがやってきて、それを台無しにできるとでも思っているのだろうか。

Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?

他人のプロムを台無しにする気か？