Carry your stratocaster, play some Clapton

ストラト背負って　クランプトン弾いて

N' beat up that student who got a telecaster

テレキャス持った　学生をシバいて

Now, let's trip, to the lovable world

さぁトリップしよう　愛すべき世界へ

Hah… What an era I've been born into

Music:Neru(押入れP) Video:りゅうせー 　Chorus:東京非リアフィルハーモニー

Doraemon doesn't exist, nor does his pokke either

はーなんて時代に　生まれたもんだ

And idiots won't be cured, unless they die

ドラえもんはいないし　ポッケは無いし

Whatever, What happens happens

バカは死なんと治りゃしないし

Heaven is calling

もう　どうにでもなれ

The drunken, noisy, staggering, party people can just fuck off

天国が呼んでいる

Why are you hesitating?

千鳥足でざわつく　パーティーピーポーは　ファックオフ

"Q: Is Neru's rock music safe?" Why are you hesitating?

どうして渋っている

"Q: Is Neru's rock music safe?" Come on, hurry up and turn up the volume, please

早く音量を上げてくれ

"Q: Is Neru's rock music safe?" "Yes. It's safe and has a clean feeling." Come on, hurry up and turn up the volume, please

エビバリ

Everybody-

現実逃避に　縋れ　縋れ

Cling, cling to your escapes from reality

負け犬になって　吠えろ　吠えろ

Become a loser, and roar, roar

理想像なんて　捨てろ　捨てろ

Throw, throw out your ideals

それが　脱法ロックの　礼法なんですわ

That's just law-evading rock etiquette!

最底辺に沈め　沈め

Sink, sink into the very bottom

社会不適合者に　堕ちろ　堕ちろ

Degenerate, degenerate into a person unfit for society

自殺点ばっか　決めろ　決めろ

And shoot, shoot into your own goal already

それが　脱法ロックの　礼法なんですわ

That's just law-evading rock etiquette!

年中イキっていこう～

Let's go show off for the whole year~

Chanell:Neru OFFICIAL Vocal:Kagamine Len

Welcome to the fucking circus, my brain's all like parira parira

ウェルカムトゥザ　ファッキンサーカス　脳内は　パリラパリラ

G' morning mister crazy, how are you feeling?

グッモーニンミスタークレイジー　気分はどうだい？

But, the show's about to begin

ただ　本番は　ここからです

Noise mixes in

ノイズが混じっている

A fox, maddened with a head happy, kicks out

おつむハッピーで狂った　キツネはキックアウト

But, none of that really matters

そんなのはどうでもいい

Come on, turn up the volume more, please

さらに音量を上げてくれ

Everybody-

エビバリ

Cling, cling to your escapes from reality

現実逃避に　縋れ　縋れ

Become a loser, and roar, roar

負け犬になって　吠えろ　吠えろ

Throw, throw out your ideals

理想像なんて　捨てろ　捨てろ

That's just law-evading rock etiquette!

それが　脱法ロックの　礼法なんですわ

Sink, sink into the very bottom

最底辺に　沈め　沈め

Degenerate, degenerate into a person unfit for society

社会不適合者に　堕ちろ　堕ちろ

And shoot, shoot into your own goal already

自殺点ばっか　決めろ　決めろ

That's just law-evading rock etiquette!

それが　脱法ロックの　礼法なんですわ

There's no need, no need for civility

愛想なんて　いらない　いらない

Cause, cause a chemical reaction

化学反応を　起こせ　起こせ

And nonchalantly throw away, throw away your pride

プライドはポイと　捨てろ　捨てろ

That's just law-evading rock etiquette!

それが　脱法ロックの　礼法なんですわ

I don't know, don't know no “decency”

体裁なんて　知らない　知らない

Not lowering, not lowering the volume a single bar

ボリューム一つも　下げない　下げない

Take it, take it without a break

のべつ幕無しに　キメろ　キメろ

That's just law-evading rock etiquette!

それが　脱法ロックの　礼法なんですわ

Let's go show off for the whole year~

年中イキっていこう～

*And as I listened to that again, and again

Dappo Rock - Neru feat.Kagamine Len Subtitles:iceadu(吾妻氷)

*Still on a deeply interesting fullscreen

*thus much time repeats the training

*It's safe to avoid the "law rock"

English Translation by Forgetfulsubs