Name: Uncle Roger Meet Egg Fried Rice Lady (@Hersha Patel)
Uploaded: 2022-03-14T11:54:19.000Z
Duration: 11 min 34 s

What is this, look like dog penis in water!

何だこの犬のチ〇コみたいなのは⁉

Does kombucha mean "dog penis" in Peruvian?

へえ、ペルー語だと紅茶キノコは 「犬のチ〇コ」って意味なのかい？

Hello niece and nephew. It's Uncle Roger.

やあみんな、アンクルロジャーだ。

Today, Uncle Roger gonna meet with famous egg fried rice lady, Auntie Hersha Patel.

今日はあのBBCチャーハン女、 ハーシャ・パーテルに会いに行くぞ

Auntie Hersha called Uncle Roger a few days ago and asked Uncle Roger to come to her house

ハーシャおばさんはこのアンクルロジャーを数日前に うちに招待してきんだ

This woman. I don't know what she's gonna do to Uncle Roger. If Uncle Roger no more upload video in the next few months

このアンクルロジャーは何されるかわかったもんじゃないから、もし動画が数か月たっても上がってなかったら

Call police it's Auntie Hersha. She the criminal if I die today,

警察に通報してくれ。犯人はハーシャ・パーテルだ

Please leave my Uncle Roger orange polo to my parents. They deserve a better life.

あと、そのときにはこのオレンジのポロシャツも 私の親に遺してほしい

Okay. This is my home. It's my kitchen. Welcome make yourself at home. I'm just gonna powder my face, okay.

まあようこそ、ここがキッチンだからゆっくりしてて。 私は化粧してくるから。

Okay, Uncle Roger wait here. This kitchen pretty nice. Got a lot of orange. Orange Uncle Roger favorite color.

アンクルロジャーはここで待ってるよ。 わあ、私の好きなオレンジ色だらけだな、ここは

さて、中には何があるのかな～っと

This woman have so many colander! I think this woman in love with colander. She sleep with colander at night.

まったく、あの女は何なんだ!?

水切りザルばっかだ、 きっと夜のお相手もこいつなんだろうね

この鉄が彼女を温めてるんだろうなぁ

Uncle Rog. I've heard on the grapevine that you really like rice.

アンクルロジャー、 聞くところによるとあなたは米が大好きだそうね

And you've got some quite strong opinions about egg fried rice.

ああ、アンクルロジャーは米が大好きなのさ

Oh, egg fried rice Uncle Roger's favorite dish. I grew up making it since I was three year old.

そして、卵チャーハンには人一倍こだわりが強いとか…

Well, I really wanted to make you my egg fried rice. So

そうだよ、3歳のころから作っている大好物なのだ

You, you make egg fried rice. Yeah, I do. I got rice. I've got eggs.

じゃあ、ぜひ私の卵チャーハンを ごちそうしたいんだけど

そうよ、ちょうど米も卵もあるし!

I think you're being far too judgmental..

もうやだ…　私を拷問にかけるつもりか??

Okay, uncle roger give you one chance before we start I want to call my favorite niece. Hallo. J-Lou. Hi

So, um, I heard you broke the internet this week. I heard something about that

ちょっと、偏見がひどすぎじゃない？

I don't I don't really know. Uncle roger. You don't let her use the colander today, okay?

よし、もう一度チャンスをやろう。 その前に私の姪と話してくれ

No, no, no colander. Uncle Roger will put a stop to that. Okay. Rog. First of all, I get some basmati rice.

That's the rice that I use and I use one part rice

あっ、ネットで有名になった人だ

そうらしいわね。 詳しくは知らないけど

アンクルロジャー、 今日は彼女にザルを使わせないでね?

させるもんか、使おうとしたら止めてやるよ

Don't wang anything in the kitchen. That's how I got fired from chinese restaurant. Oh give it a little wash once.

じゃあアンクルロジャー、最初は…

このバスマティ米を一合使うわね

And then go for it again. Okay. Okay. She washed rice this time. Not bad, first step

Okay. And this is just the way I do it. Okay, and it works for me

ワン… この言葉の響きが彼女のお気に入りなんだな

One part rice two parts water. Haiyaa, she measure water with cup again

何でもかんでも入れるなよ? それで中華料理店をクビになったことがあるから

Just use finger. All asian people use finger. This is magic measuring

*Uncle Roger angry in Malaysian*       haiya, will you use cup like what you're not scientists why use measuring cup?

よしよし、ハーシャおばさんはちゃんと米を洗ったぞ、第1ステップはクリアだ

Bring it up to a boil take it right down to a simmer

さて、これは私流のやり方よ…

Lid on halfway, so you're letting the steam escape.

Usually when simmer Uncle Roger like to keep the lid on the pot

アイヤー、出たよ、また計量カップ使いやがった

こういうときは指で測るもんだ、 アジア人はみんなそうするぞ

Yeah, because then the steam can steam the rice

あんた科学者じゃないだろ、 なぜ計量カップで測る!?

where we use it a steam release and then a steam afterwards

Okay, okay. Okay different culture make rice differently. Just some culture is wrong

But Uncle Rogers still think Aunty Hersha need to buy rice cooker make life simple buy rice cooker

rice, super easy to make more time to spend with family

そして斜めにふたをして、蒸気を逃がしてやるの

I don't know anyone who owns a rice cooker

こういうときアンクルロジャーなら、 ふたを鍋の上にまっすぐに置くけどね

because Auntie Hersha don't have any cultured friend

So Rog, what do you do in your spare time? Tell me about yourself.

そうしてやると、蒸気が米を蒸してくれるからね

Uncle Roger like watching tv with leg on chair

でも私のやり方だと、 蒸気が逃げたあとになって米が蒸れるの

確かに、米を炊く方法は文化ごとに違う。 間違ってる文化は存在するけどね

Leg on chair best position to sit so comfortable.

アンクルロジャーは彼女に炊飯器を 買うことを勧めるね、より簡単で

There's like an italian place down the road here

楽になるし、余った時間を家族との時間に さくことができる

でも周りで炊飯器持ってる人なんて見たことないわ!

It's absolutely. No, no, no uncle roger don't like risotto. Risotto is wrong way of making rice too wet and sticky

ロクな友達がいないからだな、きっと

Okay, there's a spanish place and they do this huge paella

そういえばあなた、暇なときには何をしてるの?

Paella is paella has too many things. They want to put too many things in the paella. That's the joy of it

アンクルロジャーは椅子に腰かけて テレビを見るのが好きなのさ

No, uncle roger like white rice. Oh biryani

What about biryani? Okay, uncle roger like that. Indian people look good at rice also

椅子に腰かけてテレビを見ることほど 素晴らしいことはないよ

Really? Yeah, maybe except you aunty hersha. You have so many weird things your house like a chinese medicine shop

このへんに、おいしいイタリア料理店があるのよ

What is all this? It's not chinese. It's healthy. Healthy foods and all my spices. We've got like chia seeds sunflower seeds

そしてそこのリゾットは格別なの

Why you like showing off spice to people usually people show off, they show nice car nice house auntie

リゾットなんてベチャベチャしたご飯じゃないか、 邪道だよ

Hersha show nice seed and what is this look like dog penis in water?

Yeah, I pruned my own.Does kombucha mean dog penis in peruvian. It's not a dog penis. It's bacteria

They're even worse than dog penis a few moments later. So

アンクルロジャーは白ご飯が好きなのさ

Can you see the water? It's almost all disappeared at that stage. Wang off the heat.Wang again.lid on

Leave that for like five minutes. Yeah the rice look okay, no more sad gloopy rice and it should be

それは好物だ、 インド人もうまいコメ料理を作るじゃないか

ハーシャおばさん、 あんたのキッチンは漢方薬局みたいだな!

Oh almost gave Uncle Roger heart attack to see colander again

No, no, Uncle Roger heart old now. Cannot handle all this traumahh

健康食品よ、チアシードとか、 ヒマワリの種とか

Hmm it's okay. It's okay. Uncle roger at first skeptical at first was like this woman gonna mess it all up

ほほう、あんたはまるで良い車や家の ごとく、種を見せびらかしたいんだな!

そしてこの水に浸けた 犬のチ〇コ見たいなのはなんだ?

Oh, what a nice wok, let me see. Let me. Oh my god, this wok is so round. So

へえ、ペルー語で「犬のチ〇コ」は 「コウチャキノコ」って言うんだね

Uncle roger just want to rub my hand all over this wok. Since ex-wife left uncle roger. I haven't touched anything this nice

だから! 犬のチ〇コじゃなくてそれ微生物!

犬のチ〇コよりも気持ち悪いな…

Egg fried rice don't be afraid. Oh, no, here we go. Again. Excellent egg fried rice

見える? もう水はなくなってるみたいね

そしたら、熱するのをやめるの

Eggs, how you how you have fan? So first of all, i'm not gonna use the rice from earlier

I've got some cold rice cold day old rice for fried rice. Very good

Uncle Roger approve. Put a little bit of oil in the pan

こうして5分間そのままにしておく

No, i've got no idea what he's doing behind me now. Just admiring your nice wok. Okay, so

これであの悲惨な米を見ないで済む

おい! やめろ、やめろ、やめろ、やめろ!!!

Usually people put garlic first.Where your garlic. You don't have garlic

So you have bacteria on your kitchen, but you don't have garlic the rice smells very good

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