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  • - No, no,

  • Ew...

  • How does this guy clean his house?

  • Does he clean all this after every video?

  • Or does he just move.

  • This channel should not be called How To Basic,

  • it should be called How To Waste Food, haiyaa.

  • - Uncle Roger,

  • a lot of your fans have been asking you

  • to review this channel called How To Basic

  • - How To Basic, what they do, what they do?

  • - They do cooking tutorials.

  • Okay. Okay.

  • Nephew Nigel, Uncle Roger will check it out.

  • - Well, you've been reviewing ramen a lot recently, right?

  • So they have a ramen tutorial.

  • And before we start, go follow my Instagram @mrnigelng.

  • I post a lot of cool stuff on there

  • and link will be in the description also.

  • (traditional asian music)

  • - Okay. Oil go in.

  • Then tare go in, okay.

  • Now broth.

  • Okay. Spring onion, spring onion need to be a bit smaller.

  • Why so chunky?

  • This must be slowest ramen tutorial ever.

  • Usually at ramen restaurant, they plate it so fast,

  • this like looking at Uncle Roger's Grandma make ramen.

  • So slow.

  • This guy will be fired

  • from ramen restaurant immediately.

  • Nephew Nigel, this ramen we chose is so boring.

  • Why you show this to Uncle Roger?

  • Nothing happening.

  • - No, no, no, Uncle Roger.

  • Keep watching, just keep watching.

  • - No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Why are you putting extra noodle in?

  • There's not enough broth.

  • What he doing?

  • What he doing?

  • Stop, stop, stop, stop.

  • Stop.

  • How much noodle is he going to waste?

  • Where he getting all this noodle from?

  • This is family run noodle store or something.

  • This noodle enough to feed Uncle Roger's village.

  • This is too much.

  • He just wasting food.

  • He even fucked up the trash can.

  • What the hell?

  • The micro-

  • Okay. Okay.

  • At least he take his shoe off in house.

  • That's very Asian.

  • Niece and nephew,

  • Uncle Roger live in UK

  • and I see so many white people wear shoe in house.

  • They even wear shoe on bed.

  • Ew.

  • Why?

  • You wear shoe walking outside and you step in dog shit

  • and you take dog shit back into bed.

  • And that how you get COVID.

  • No, no people starving all over the world

  • and he just stepping in food.

  • Aye. Nephew Nigel, Uncle Roger

  • put my leg down from chair.

  • But this video,

  • I don't think I can ever put my leg back up again.

  • Where he going?

  • The bathroom also ramen.

  • This guy keep destroying his whole house.

  • Is he taking bath in ramen?

  • Ew, this guy's so gross.

  • Some people sell their bathwater

  • but is this guy going to sell his bath ramen?

  • Haiyaa.

  • Oh my God.

  • No, no, no.

  • Nephew Nigel, what video did Uncle Roger just watch?

  • What the hell is this channel?

  • Is he angry at ramen?

  • Did ramen kill his family.

  • W-w-w-what did ramen do to deserve this?

  • - Imagine if you did all that

  • and then he forgot to press record on his camera.

  • - Nephew Nigel, why are you showing uncle Roger

  • this type of bullshit?

  • - Just watch it, okay Uncle Roger.

  • Just humor me and just go watch it.

  • - Okay, I humor you.

  • This one is how to mix stir fry.

  • - Oh gas stove, not induction stove.

  • What.

  • This tutorial remind me of PPC food.

  • Why he so angry?

  • I think this guy definitely need therapy.

  • - What do you know about therapy, Uncle Roger?

  • - What?

  • What you say?

  • Uncle Roger going to be best therapist ever.

  • Okay. Nephew Nigel, Uncle Roger be your therapist today.

  • So tell me, how are things going for you.

  • - Starting from a few months ago, I just felt really low

  • and sad, and I can't find the motivation to do anything.

  • And I know I want to get better but

  • sometimes I just can't even get myself out of bed.

  • - So weak.

  • - Haiyaa, I feel bad for How To Basic neighbor.

  • What happening?

  • What all that banging noise?

  • Should I call police?

  • No, no, no.

  • It just next door making stuff, right?

  • Just karate chopping the spring onion.

  • (burp)

  • And now he doing ASMR.

  • Ah, this reminds me of Auntie Helen gardening skill.

  • Auntie Helen so evil,

  • she killed everything she touched

  • like plant and our marriage.

  • No, no, no, food should not go in toilet.

  • Toilet should only be for shit, piss,

  • and your Pet goldfish after they died.

  • - Is that what you did to my pet goldfish?

  • - Oh.

  • No, baked bean!

  • Baked bean is by far the worst thing this guy has done.

  • Uncle Roger can forget the toilet,

  • can forget the shit chopping,

  • but baked bean is the most disgusting food.

  • It the opposite of MSG, it makes everything worse.

  • So many people eat baked bean for breakfast.

  • That why your life sucks.

  • Because you start your day with disgusting thing.

  • Ew, Nephew Nigel,

  • this almost as gross as that two girl one cup

  • video you showed me.

  • - Sorry children.

  • We're keeping the sorry children.

  • - No, no, no, no.

  • Ew.

  • How does this guy clean his house?

  • Does he clean all this after every video?

  • Or does he just move?

  • - This baby look like it just survived World War III.

  • Uncle Roger don't have good feeling about this.

  • Uncle Roger don't know who to call.

  • Food hygiene people

  • or social service.

  • This channel should not be called How To Basic,

  • it should be called How To Waste Food, haiyaa.

  • Uncle Roger, I can't watch him to food stuff anymore.

  • - Well, the good thing is, How To Basic,

  • they do non-food stuff also.

  • - What?

  • - Yeah, like they have a Rubik's Cube one.

  • - Ooh. How to solve Rubik Cube in 10 second.

  • I know.

  • The answer is be a virgin.

  • (curses bleeped out)

  • He getting angry again.

  • (angry grunts)

  • This guy need to see his therapist everyday

  • for the rest of his life.

  • I think How To Basic's therapist is millionaire now.

  • (angry gasps and grunts)

  • That just remind me of Uncle Roger childhood.

  • Getting hit by shovel.

  • Niece and nephew, if your mom hit you with shovel,

  • you know you fucked up.

  • By the way, remember to smack like button,

  • like how How To Basic smack Rubik Cube with shovel.

  • (scared gasps)

  • This guy has anger issue and now he also have schizophrenia.

  • Oh, look just like Auntie Hellen.

  • Okay, this channel quite watchable,

  • as long as the video not about food.