I hear they're pretty expensive.

You heard right?

They definitely charge a lot.

Plus there's a whole no gas thing.

That's definitely not your style?

Hey there I'm blinded.

Well luckily even a blind person can see we've got the best prices in town.

The name Salsbury steak.

Hey.

Mr steak.

Nice to meet you.

Never heard that one before.

So you're thinking about getting yourself into a Tesla.

Are you sure?

Am I hear it has hands free steering?

Right so I can really use that for obvious reasons.

Oh my gosh, I just got that because you have no hands.

I feel like you might actually buy a car today.

So I'm gonna go ahead and laugh at that.

Let's get down to brass tacks.

Salsbury does this one have a ludicrous mode?

Whoa!

What's ludicrous mode?

I want ludicrous mode.

For pete's sakes.

You don't even know what ludicrous mode is.

I wanted more than anything.

I've ever wanted anything.

Well you can't have it.

We got rid of that years ago.

Fine.

I'll settle for ridiculous mode.

That doesn't even exist.

What are you talking about?

Okay, I guess I'll just have to settle for annoying mode.

Annoying mode.

What are you talking about?

Annoying mode initiated.

Whoa so much for zero emissions.

Right.

Oh that smells terrible.

Don't worry about it.

That's just Elon's musk?

Oh look whatever buttons you're pressing, please stop.

What?

What?

What?

What is happening?

Is that a tongue?

Yeah, now be quiet and let the Tesla focus.

It's trying to touch its tongue to its windshield.

Tesla's don't have tongues.

Oh and I suppose their horns don't do this either.

Huh?

How did you do that?

I don't know but I could hazard a guess.

So.

What do you think of the car?

Orange?

Oh it's perfect.

I'll take it.

Really?

That's that's amazing.

Okay let me grab the paperwork and hold on sales very not so fast.

We gotta haggle first.

Haggle.

Oh yeah and you're in trouble because I love to haggle.

That's why Orange brought me along.

So let's haggle haggle haggle haggle.

Why are you saying the word haggle so much?

Okay, full transparency.

I don't actually like to haggle.

I just love saying the word haggle.

Oh fine.

What are your terms first off?

Orange doesn't need a motor.

I'm sorry.

Did you just say no electric motor?

That's right, lose the motor.

Mr Yeah I bring my own motor wherever I go.

Can we please exit annoying mode exiting annoying mode right after this.

Oh my God.

Okay look it's your car.

I'll just order you a Tesla with no motor also no wheels.

Excuse me.

What does he need wheels for Rolls?

Just fine as is wow.

Somebody put a glass door right in the middle of your customer rolling corridor.

You guys should really get that checked out.

Yeah.

There's no such thing as customer rolling corridor.

Okay.

Can we just finish this up please.

Any other customize ations also lose the foot pedals, No feet.

You know.

Also lose the arm rests for similar reasons and we don't want to pay for a moon roof.

Orange got a public indecency ticket last time you used one and can we lose the tongue already?

Got one and it's real good.

Is this a joke to you too?

Are you actually planning to purchase this vehicle or not?

But because it seems as though you're on the verge of stripping away every feature the car has real and fictitious alike.

Okay, I'll be honest.

I don't actually want to buy the whole car.

I just want the airbags.

The airbags.

Yeah, we heard Tesla have a lot of airbags.

Is that true?

It is this Tesla here has eight in fact, 123456788 airbags.

We'll take them all.

Oh and the horn.

Can I get the horn to whatever gets you out of here the quickest Now, what exactly are you looking to pay for this outrageously stripped down Tesla.

Hmm.

Would you accept 13 bucks and some pocket lint, nope, That's definitely navel lint.

I have these sugar packets.

So truth be told, I grabbed these out of your lobby when we came out.

Well, honestly that's about how much the car costs.

Once you strip away everything but the airbags, you, sir got yourself a deal and the horn.

Don't forget the horn very well.

Now I'm curious to know.

What do you plan to do with their bags, But no car.

Oh, well, that's a surprise.

Also what happened to those airbags?

I just, okay.

Okay.

Very funny.

I'd say it's time for the two of you to take off.

All right.

But you first.

Okay.

That is enough.

Honestly, I agree.

But that's only four airbags so far.

And as we both know, our Tesla has eight.

Oh, could this get any worse?

Hey, don't be too upset.

At least you got the sale right?

Yeah.

You should be through the roof.

Oh, should I should I be thrilled about having to put up with the two most annoying customers I've ever had to deal with.

Well, forgive me, but I am decidedly not through the roof right now.

Well, sure you're not right at this moment.

Oh, but how about now?

Hey, you guys see sales fairy anywhere?

He'll be back.

He's just catching some air.

Mhm, mm hmm.