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-[flutters lips]
[sighs] It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.
Hmm... Oh...
-[muffled noises]
-Hey, what's that?
-Whoa! Hello, that was fun.
[laughs] -Hey, you're an orange!
-Hey, you're an orange!
-I'm an orange! -I'm an orange!
-That's what I said. -That's what I said.
-Hey, hey Orange, you wanna hear a joke?
-Why'd the chicken cross the--
-Hey, hey Orange! -What?
-Why'd the orange go blind?
-'Cause he was low on Vitamin C. [guffaws]
-Hey, I was telling jokes.
-Get it? Vitamin C? [guffawing]
-Hey, hey Orange!
What'd the orange say before he went to work?
-"Back to the rind." [guffaws]
-Hey, that's my joke!
[guffawing continues]
Hey, hey Orange,
how many oranges does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[grunts, farts]
[laughs] -What was that?
I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just--
-[wet fart] Oh.
There was a little pulp in that one.
-What is wrong with you?
-I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]
-Oh yeah? Well, I bet you can't do this.
[burps, laughs]
-Oh, anybody can do that. Watch.
[belches loudly]
Told you I'm ripe.
-You're annoying.
-No, I'm not. I'm an orange.
-Well you're-- -Hey, hey Orange,
why'd the orange fall out of a tree?
-'Cause you're stupid?
-'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]
-[continues laughing]
I'm so funny. I tell the best jokes in the world.
-Hey, Orange! -What? What is it, Orange?
-[agonized screams]
-Hey Orange, way to go.
You've got lots of guts. [laughs]
Get it? Guts?
Oh, that's a lot better. Peace and quiet.
Hey, what are you doing?
-Oh! -Whoa! Ow!
-Hey, watch out. -No.
-Hey, another orange! -Hey, it's another orange!
-Hey, Orange! -Hey, Orange!
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Annoying Orange 5: More Annoying Orange

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Wendy 2014 年 8 月 31 日 に公開
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