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  • -Kevin and I are about to face off in a game of "Slapjack."

  • It works like blackjack... -Yes.

  • -...but at the end of each round,

  • the winner gets to slap the loser across the face

  • with a giant prosthetic hand.

  • -Yeah, that's it right here. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Yes. Yeah.

  • -Now, Kevin, we have played this game before.

  • You -- And I won. -Yeah, you did.

  • -But why -- why did you want a rematch?

  • -You know why I wanted the rematch.

  • I wanted the rematch because you gave me a white hand last time.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Now, I'm very serious. I'm not playing around.

  • -I know. I know.

  • -You invited me to play the game.

  • -Uh-huh. -And I get here,

  • and you gave me a giant white hand.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • Not only was it disrespectful, but it wasn't fair.

  • [ Laughter ] So I said -- I said,

  • "Let's play it again..." -Okay.

  • -"...but give me a black hand..."

  • -Okay, yeah. -"...so my powers can be real."

  • You took my -- You took my powers away.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Black man with a white hand.

  • -Yeah, yeah.

  • -Can't no black man with a white hand...

  • -White hand. -...slap good, no.

  • Come on. Are you ready? -Yeah, I'm ready!

  • -I hope you're ready. -Yep, here we go.

  • -'Cause I got a little thing called a black hand.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right. [ Suspenseful music plays ]

  • -[ Chuckles ] -[ Chuckling ] Oh!

  • Mm-hmm.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -All right, all right, all right.

  • -[ Chuckles ] -Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

  • Oh, my goodness!

  • -You know what? Stop it. Stop it.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Stop it.

  • Oh, come on.

  • -12.

  • -I know what it is! -All right. I got...

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • I got 20 here.

  • -I know what you have, Jimmy. I know what you got.

  • -No, no. I'm not -- I'm not hitting.

  • I'd like to stay.

  • ♪♪♪♪

  • 18.

  • -I got to hit 'cause I can't beat 20.

  • So I have to take a hit for the sake of the game.

  • And I want to make this clear -- if this was Vegas,

  • I would -- I would -- I would stick, but...

  • -Dude, maybe the next one is 3 and you'll --

  • Maybe the next one's 3, and you'll win.

  • [ Laughs ] -Stop it. Stop it.

  • -Come on. -Stop it.

  • -Face card.

  • -Ah! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Ah! -Come on.

  • -Ah!

  • [ Cheers and applause continue ]

  • -Oh! This is rigged.

  • That is so rigged. -Hey. Hey.

  • What?! -Hey.

  • -Yeah.

  • -Hey, quick question, Jimmy. -What's up?

  • -What did the black hand say to the white face?

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • -What?

  • -Slap! [ Laughter ]

  • [ Trombone plays sad notes ]

  • Yeah. Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -You put a little mustard on that.

  • -Oh, my God. -My face is red.

  • Can we see that in slow-mo? -Let me see it.

  • -[ In slow motion ] Slap!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -That was a little whiplash at the end of that one.

  • This is ridiculous. -I wasn't as strong last time.

  • -I'm gonna -- I'm gonna burn one,

  • 'cause I don't trust this deck. -Okay.

  • -I don't want to -- that seems, like, crazy to me.

  • I'll burn two. -What? You -- Don't cheat.

  • -Okay. [ Suspenseful music plays ]

  • What do I do? What do I do?

  • -You give -- You give me one up first.

  • -Oh, you there you go. -All right.

  • -There you go. -And now you give yourself down.

  • -Uh-huh.

  • Now I give you up? -Now me, up.

  • -Mm-hmm.

  • -Ooh, ooh.

  • Ooh! [ Light laughter ]

  • And you go up.

  • You go up.

  • -Ooh, ooh, ooh!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right. Are you gonna hit?

  • -No. I got 20.

  • -Okay, okay.

  • I'm gonna hit. I got 13.

  • Oh, man.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • All right. 19. -That's -- That's 19.

  • Come on, man.

  • [ Drum roll ]

  • -Come on. -Come on, man.

  • -Deuce, come on, 2.

  • -I'm gonna knock your head off.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Ah! -Oh, my goodness!

  • [ Trombone plays sad notes ]

  • What -- Is it talking to you?

  • -What did you say? What?

  • -Huh -What did you say?

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • Oh, that's what this is about.

  • -[ Chuckling ] Oh, my gosh.

  • -You say my Seinfeld impression was better?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Okay. Come on, man, seriously.

  • Just brace yourself. All right.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • ♪♪♪♪

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, you are the champ.

  • -So good. -Kevin Hart, everybody!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

-Kevin and I are about to face off in a game of "Slapjack."

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Slapjack Rematch with Kevin Hart

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