I've done it!

Nothing can stop me now!

My goo goo gas will transform

Krabs into a tiny helpless infant!

The key to the Krusty Krab.

This was easier than I hoped.

[babbling]

Hmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined.

Tiny.

Whoa!

No, no!

[screaming]

Oof!

Whoa!

[babbling]

Hey, a baby!

What are you doing out here all alone, baby?

I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up!

[laughing]

Oh, aren't you just too cute.

Coochie coochie coo!

[laughing]

Hello?

If you're done making a total fool out of yourself,

I could use some help with this lock.

Oh, sure thing, Plankton. Here you go, little guy.

Yes, my plan is working perfectly!

Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby,

the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!

[laughing]

- Hello. - Police! Police!

Fools, you'll never hold me!

These primitive shackles are no match from my genius.

That was easy.

I'm free!

Free!

Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here.

I found this baby all alone, but he wasn't really alone,

he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby!

It's Mr. Krabs!

Plankton turned him into an infant

so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula!

What do we do, Squidward?

I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break.

A very long coffee break.

And then that blasted sponge called the cops!

That's just not cricket.

I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.

Do I have to tell you how to do everything?

Next time, spray SpongeBob, too.

Not sure I follow you.

Listen carefully.

- Spray... - Yes.

- Sponge - Uh-huh.

- Bob - Right.

- too! - Now, you're just

talking gibberish.

What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.

Ugh! That's just what I--

I don't wanna hear anymore of your loony schemes, Karen.

I've got work to do.

[crying]

Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs?

Are you thirsty?

That's it, drink up!

[crying]

OK, maybe you're hungry?

How about a nice soft Krabby Patty?

[crying]

Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps.

How about a stack of twenties?

[vocalizing]

- Hands in the air! - Plankton!

That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back!

And you won't stop me this time.

[whooshing]

What? SpongeBob's a baby,

but Krabs is back to normal?

[whooshing]

It seems the second dose acts as an antidote!

[whooshing]

One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult!

[whooshing]

Or is it three squirts for baby, and four squirts for adults?

Barnacles, I've run out of gas!

- Ahem! - Krabs!

Nice diaper.

Hold on, hold on! I think I--

Yes, I've got it!

There better be somethin' other than bills in here.

- Plankton! - Peek-a-boo!

I can't tolerate your stinky gas!

That makes two of us.

I don't do it on purpose.

You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never!

Ooh, another penny! Come to papa!

- Now, what were we doin'? - This!

[coughing]

What's the matter, baby? You gonna cry?

What the heck happened to you?

This isn't baby gas, it's senior citizen spray!

Eh? What was that, sonny?

Outta my way, Methuselah!

You're old and useless.

Hold it right there!

Old people are our greatest natural resource!

I salute you, elder citizenry.

I'm getting old listening to this.

Let's try this again.

[whooshing]

I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.

[laughing]

This baby gas is worthless!

At least you're way too old to stop me

from stealing a Krabby Patty.

What was that, sonny?

It'll take more time to explain than you have left.

What?

[laughing]

He's got the Krabby Patty!

- Catch him! - Catch who?

Oh, Gesundheit.

[laughing]

Victory is mine!

[screaming]

Come back here, ya little whippersnapper!

You kids get off my lawn!

Oh, boy. I'll catch up with you, boy!

I'm catching up with my knitting.

That's it!

Knit, ya little nitwit!

That was almost too easy.

What? No!