Fruity toots today, it's the mistletoe kissing challenge.

Our contestants are grapefruit, good morrow and little apple.

What's up?

Not you, That's for sure.

Orange.

Sorry, just a little humor to get things started.

Now then, are your mistletoe hanging contraption thingamajig securely attached, yep, check then let's kiss things off.

May I get three minutes on the clock please?

When time runs out?

Meet back here.

Whoever has gotten the most kisses wins.

Sounds easy enough.

You think that, but I hear it's a smooch harder than it looks.

Okay.

123, go.

Alright, grapefruit.

Here we go.

Let's see here.

Uh find somebody to kiss.

Find somebody to kiss ya sis hei grapefruit.

You may have noticed we are standing under the mistletoe.

Yeah, so, so, so we should guess as is tradition Also we should do it quickly.

So, I have time to go Kiss a lot of other people too in the next 10 minutes, if that's okay with you.

How romantic?

Sorry, grapefruit.

I only kissed people.

I'm dating and that's fine.

I can work with that.

Let me take you on a date.

No dice.

How about the restaurant around the corner?

I got 86 from there last week.

Seriously, they banned you from the restaurant.

It wasn't my fault.

Okay, it actually kind of was it was a burping related offense, you know?

Actually, no, I have no idea what that is.

Okay, well turns out the restaurant's owner is kevin bacon and he doesn't appreciate having the lyrics of Footloose burped in his face.

Who knew?

Okay, fine, we don't have to eat.

Let's go to the coffee shop right over there?

Sorry, I'm 86 from there to there.

Coffee makes me burp specifically one time when I drink their coffee then burped in the face of the owner.

Emilio estevez.

I had no idea.

Somebody celebrities owned businesses around here.

Oh yeah.

You know the bar right over there.

Well, I want to go there on a date.

No, the 86 me big time.

My point is matt Damon owns the bar and I broke in his face once, I don't have time for you and your celebrity burps.

Capades.

Passion were under mistletoe.

You should kiss me, You, I'm totally grossed out.

We get it.

You're in love with orange Limburger Hey Limburger cheese, Will you kiss me?

Hey?

No, but I'll let you watch me kiss my boyfriend.

Funny joke.

Hey, Oh my eyes Oh and all my other senses doing.

Oh, and that's time.

Let's see how they did.

Great friend.

How many kisses did you rack up zero?

Obviously.

How is anybody supposed to get kisses in just three minutes?

I don't know.

It seems like little Apple did pretty well for himself.

57 did I win?

Did I win?

Broke?

Course you want, How'd you do it?

Tell me.

Well, it was easy.

I was just true to myself and what such baloney.

What did you do?

Huh?

Would you pull what's the scotch tape on the back of your head all about, huh?

Okay, fine, fine.

I'll tell you my secret.

I cut out the face of this Cherry Styles poster and I stood against the wall outside his concert, Little Apple.

That's pathetic.

Yeah, I know, but also brilliant.

Give me that poster so I can try.

Um, if you say so, here we go.

Heo, ladies form a line to the left.

Hey, oh, hey, a celebrity.

I haven't worked on yet.