Wow, it's just like my dream.

[laughing]

[grunting] Yay! I got one!

[whistle blowing]

Aw. Ah.

[grunting] Gotcha!

Huh?

Hey. That's my college funds.

[grunting] I got you this time! Oh.

[buzzing]

[belching]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Congratulations. You just earned your Swamp Ate Fishing Badge.

Oh, I get it, "Swap Ate Fishing".

He fishes us.

Let the four-legged race begin!

[grunting]

[cheering]

[chattering]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[groaning, laughing]

That was some fancy racing. Uh.

[meowing]

Gary, his name is Gary. [vomiting]

[gasping]

[groaning] I have an idea!

Let's sneak in the canteen and grab some food.

But isn't it against the rules?

You poor, naive sponge. There's rule rules,

and then, there's stomach rules.

[grunting]

It's locked.

[grunting]

I have my Breaking and Entering Merit Badge.

Whee.

[laughing]

No, I don't wanna.

What's wrong, Patrick? Come on in.

Yeah, the water's Jim dandy like sweet candy.

Ooh, candy? Okay, I'll do it.

[grunting]

Candy!

[grunting]

[chirping]

Oh!

The next challenge is for nocturnal jelly milking.

Here you go.

Just fill this jar with jelly jam

and the badge is yours.

I caught one!

Oh, boy! Well, this oughta be easy peasy.

Who's a cute little jelly? You are.

[clearing throat]

This one's too puny to fill the jar.

Why don't you try this one?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[cheering]

Mr. Squidward, you done great.

[groaning]

Yeah! And SpongeBob got his first jellyfish.

Wait a minute.

I'm sorry, but fake jellies don't count.

No jelly badge.

[crying]

But what you do get is

a Saving a Counselor From a Monster Badge.

[laughing]

Yeah!

Congratulations.

Way to go, SpongeBob!

I love this camp!

Yeehaw!

Hmm hmm hmm.

Too much red.

[crying]

Not enough red.

Oh, this looks like it was done by a five year old.

- Oh, you are a five year old. - Um-hmm.

Hmm. Well, it's still garbage. Ta-ta.

Ow!

Get off me you little twitten!

Don't just stand there, imbeciles, help me!

[groaning]

Hmm. Too many legs.

How much is this fancy food costing me?

[horn honking]

I said, "go faster", not "fleece me."

I want cheap, simple food for the children

or you're fired!

Like this, Mr. Krabs?

Hmm. Looks simple enough.

Oh. Mommy Daddys, a tasty patty.

And only took a few pennies worth of ingredients to make.

[crying]

You made this camp master a very happy crab, SpongeBob.

Why don't you just try for something easy?

A Playing Dead Badge?

[both] No.

A Going Home Badge?

[both] No.

Um, um, ah, here a Making Friends Badge?

All you need is four signatures.

[both] Will you be my friend?

[both] Will you be my friend?

I don't know if that counts, Patrick, we're already friends.

This friendship is interfering with my badge game.

Hey. There are a lot of potential friends in camp.

Okay. But if you get in my way again, I will destroy you!

We're back talking to Sandy Cheeks,

this summer's biggest science fair winner.

Oh, what'd you make here, Sandy?

Well, Perch. I call it my combination volcano

and rocket. Wanna see it launch?

Absolutely. Get a shot of this rocket, Harvey.

He said, "unintelligible"

[groaning]

Okey dokey. Here goes.

[laughing]

[screaming]

Welcome to the eating competition.

Time to gorge yourselves on my gourds.

[meowing]

[whistle blowing]

Yeah!

[belching]

[chuckles]

You must really like my vegetables.

What a healthy boy.

[meowing]