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  • This Sunday is Mother's day and what better way to honor them

  • then by reflecting on some of their wonderful word of wisdom

  • Our mom told us we can be anything we wanted to be.

  • My mom always told me that the tooth fairy was real.

  • And I want to be the tooth fairy.

  • Obviously, that was not possible.

  • My mom said that I will be a nurse, that was a lie.

  • My mom said true beauty is on the inside

  • if you look inside someone, that just gross.

  • My parents say I couldn't have a dog growing up because they said I wouldn't take care of it,

  • and who is laughing now? Right, Marley?

  • My mom always told me that I was her favorite.

  • Mom told me that I was her favorite

  • My mother used to tell me that the cross of the bread is the healthiest part.

  • My mom said that I could anything thing that i want to be

  • as long as it's a doctor, a lawyer, a violinist, a pianist or karate champion.

  • My mom said she was an angel when she was my age.

  • I was born seven months later.

  • Cracking your knuckles gives you more friends.

  • There are no dumb questions.

  • My mom used to tell me not to take picture in groups of three or else the one in the middle will die.

  • My mom always told me that I have to wait an hour after I eat to swim or otherwise I'm going to drown and die.

  • But that is mainly because I didn't not know how to swim.

  • When my grandpa die, my grandma said don't worry, he is in a better place,

  • I'm pretty sure being dead isn't in a better place.

  • I had to be in a member of cleaning plate club

  • I googled it, there is no cleaning plate club.

  • She told me that like everybody reheat their tortilla chips when they stay in the oven so that they last longer.

  • If I swallow a chewing gum, it will stand inside my body for seven years,

  • came out the next day.

  • My mom used to say that there are starving kids in China that would love to finish my brussels sprout.

  • No, we don't.

  • I don't care how hungry you are, nobody wants brussels sprout.

  • She said that if I swallow watermelon seed that I will grow watermelon seed inside my tummy.

  • My mom said I can get pregnant from kissing boys.

  • If you made an ugly face for too long, you will stick that way.

  • My mom told me if I keep making this face, it will stay like this, and look, I'm fine.

  • When i was in pre-school one morning, my parents said that it was pajama day,

  • so I wore my pajamas to pre-school and then it turns out it wasn't pajama day and then I pooped my pants.

  • My mom said that if I play with fire, I will pee my bed.

  • She also said if I pee my bed, I will catch on fire.

  • My mom always told me that if I play more than a hour video games, my eyes will melt.

  • you stared at the TV for too long, you will go blind.

  • I just finished playing for six hours and my eyes are still here.

  • She said if I was drunk in a party and needed a ride home, no question will be asked.

  • So many questions were asked.

  • My mom used to tell me drinking coffee stunts your growth, five nine.

  • I am still really short.

  • My always told me that the way fish get to heaven is through toilet bowl.

  • My mom told me that nice girl don't call boys, to this day I still have trouble ordering the pizza.

  • My mom used to say, your will understand when you have kid of your own.

  • I still don't understand.

  • On behalf of all of us who now know the truth, we love you.

  • My mom says wait 'til your father comes home, he never came home.

This Sunday is Mother's day and what better way to honor them


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あなたの母があなたに言った嘘 (Lies Your Mother Told You)

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    Emily Hsieh に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日