Ahh!

Ow!

Oh, it's just a chair.

[laughing]

I guess I'm imagining things in the dark.

Oh! another monster!

Ah, it's just a coral branch. Nothing to be scared of.

Ah! What was that?

[screaming]

[growling]

[laughing]

Huh?

Um, is this gonna be much longer?

Stay back! I'm warning you!

Alright, now you're just acting silly.

I want you to [mumbling].

No! Don't eat me! I'm too chewy!

[screaming]

Holy shrimp! They're everywhere!

[screaming]

[mumbling]

♪ When you hear the Lonesome ring of chimes ♪

♪ That bring the Spirits singing ♪

♪ Soon your spine is tingling ♪

♪ And there's just One thing to say ♪

♪ Ahh! ♪

♪ Eyeballs in the Dark dilating ♪

♪ Now your Heart is palpitating ♪

♪ And there's only just one Thought that you can convey ♪

♪ Terror all around you! You can't get away! ♪

♪ We take pride in making sure You have a frightful stay ♪

♪ Join the wretched chorus In the nightmare play ♪

♪ And remember it's all you Can scream at the ghost café ♪

♪ Terror all around you And we've just begun ♪

♪ You'll be trembling helpless Lump of fear when we are done ♪

♪ Grim unearthly creatures Flaunting nauseating features ♪

♪ Make for ghastly Midnight screechers ♪

♪ You'll be speechless but for Ahh! ♪

♪ Surrender to the Horrifying phantom freaks ♪

♪ Who death-defying Stunts of fearful madness ♪

♪ Startle with a Shocking interjection ♪

♪ From which there Is no protection! ♪

♪ Boo! ♪

[screaming]

[laughing]

Get your mitts off me gal, bucko!

Ooh!

You're not going to take that from a stranger,

are you, Eugene?

Fight for my love!

This is all a big misunderstand--

Hey!

Ow!

[groaning]

[gurgling]

Oh. Me lost the fight and me Puff.

Uh oh.

Ha-ha! Eh, I win! Well, kind of.

Here, kitty-kitty.

Oh, here kitty-kitty.

Oh, who's a good kitty?

[humming]

[sighing]

[humming]

Gah!

[screaming]

I hate spiders!

[whimpering]

[screaming]

Boo.

[screaming]

Thank you!

Please no!

Good day, sir. Are you yeti to order?

- Oh, Squidward! - What? What? What? Huh?

You are not gonna believe this!

There's a yeti crab a table seven.

And he is sniffing out the lazy.

Ha-ha. Of course he is. Nice costume, Eugene.

Couldn't you have at least had it dry cleaned or pressed?

[roaring]

Didn't brush this morning, did we?

Argh!

Look, Patrick! We floated back up.

Out of the deep, dark, depressing horrible abyss!

Argh!

Who are you calling dark and depressing?

We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Seamonster, sir.

Um but, we really want to know is, are you hungry?

Mmm.

That's the best think I've tasted since that

[indiscernible], back in '76.

I'll take 640 of 'em.

Woohoo!

Oh my Neptune.

Grease gout.

Holy measles!

Trash trichinosis!

[coughing]

Dust bunny bronchitis!

Polyester plague!

The whole shebang!

Gary, you are in big trouble, mister!

Gary! Gary! Unlock this door immediately!

Gary. Gary, do you hear?

[whimpering]

Gary?

Alright, Gary, you have left me no choice!

Wa-pow!

Gary!

[screaming]

You put Fluffy down right now!

Bad boy, Gary. Bad, bad, bad boy!

Bad! Bad, Gary, bad!

I have told you and told you and told you-- oh hello!

Are you a friend of Fluff--

What's goin' on?

Okay, now this is starting to hurt.

Okay. That's great, SpongeBob.

But you don't have to knock me in the--

Squidward, why'd you make that weird noi-- Ahh!

Easy boy. Easy.

Never thought I'd say this but...

I gotta get outta this kitchen!

[crying]

Ahh!

Squidward! That giant Krabby Patty is on a rampage!

We have to escape!

Do you always go barefoot at work?

Or have I just never noticed before?

Wouldn't this just count as half barefoot?

Squidward, behind you!

Abandon ship!

[screaming]

It's a krabalanche!

Boy howdy.

This critter put up some sort of fight!

That's not the worm.

Pardon?

That's not the worm.

That's his tongue.

Oh.

This is the tongue.

And the whole thing is the worm.

Run for your life!

[screaming]

SpongeBob, you still got that paperclip and that string?

I'm way ahead of you, Sandy!

Yeehaw!

Now this is what I call a rodeo!

We'll be nice and safe up here.

[train whistle blowing]

[screaming]

I'm going to get some extra mayonnaise from the back.

No mayonnaise!

Okay.

He's acting weird today.

Hey, there's plenty of mayo back here.

Huh?

Is somebody in there?

Monsters.

Squidward and Mr. Krabs.

Those things have captured everyone

and put them in the creepy pods.

Hi, uh, Patrick.

I've gotta clean the tables, Patrick.

Ha-ha. Patrick

Hi, Spongebob.

Don't you want a cute little jelly fish?

No thanks. Ah! Mr. Krabs!

You seem tired, Spongebob.

Why don't you go home and take a nap?

Yes and you can use this jelly as a pillow.

Oh, that's okay. I have one at home.

[screaming]

Sleep well.

- Sleep! - Ah! Random guy!

[screaming]

[laughing]

Witch.

[laughing]

Oh, good grief. Not that kind of sandwich!

A desert sandwich has tomatoes and bread and, and mayo.

No worries. I used to work in an evil deli.

Tada!

Oh. Looks pretty good.

[screaming]

Get it off! Get it off!

[laughing]

What the...

Sewer snake!

[screaming]

In here!

Ooh, look.

You are here.

Why is the diagram shaped like a giant sewer snake

with an arrow pointing to its stomach?

What are you doing?

Oh, crossing digested by a giant sewer snake of my to do list.

Oh, that makes sense.

[screaming]

Snake!

[screaming]

Good going, Squidward. You're tickling him!

I'll help ya.

[screaming]

Squidward, the safe! Squidward! Safe!

Don't bother me while I'm histerical!

Ahh!

Oh!

Oh crap.

I'm alive.

I'm alive!

I guess we're just lucky.

Oh look, you found the safe.

Just my luck.

Shh! Someone's coming.

Watch me scare this dummy real good.

[roaring]

[screaming]

Well, you scared yourself.

I guess that counts

[mumbling]

Awe, hey little fella.

[roaring]

[screaming]

The patty!

Oh, what are we gonna do?

Don't eat my patty!

[screaming]

[gagging]

Squidward, you saved the Krabby Patty!

Sea spider! Sea spider! Sea spider!

[roaring]

Ahh!

[whimpering]

[grunting]

Oh.

Back. Back!

Oh.

Oh. Oh!

[crying]

[whimpering]

Ooh. Whoa!

Patrick.

Hi, guys.

You sure are popular.

I come here every night.

[screaming]

[whimpering]

Hi, Patrick.

Long time no see, man.

Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Chuck.

Good evening.

Oh.

[indiscernible], sir?

I support [indiscernible] sprinkles with [indicernible]

on a bed of sea grass.

Drizzled with coral slum,

and just a [indiscernible] of algae.

Don't mind if I do.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Not bad.

Pardon me.

[mumbling]

Sorry, buddy.

The night shift certainly attracts a different crowd.

[roaring]

Welcome to the Krusty Krab.

You seem like a mollusk of discerning tastes.

Could I interest you in a side of kelp fries?

Hey! I'm not on the menu!

Squidward, it swallowed Mr. Krabs!

And this affects me... how?

[screaming]

What do we do now?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[whimpering]

Who is it?

Sandy! Let us in!

How can I be sure you're not welks in disguise?

- We're not welks. - We promise.

Let us in!

What's your mother's maiden name?

Bubble Bottom.

Patrick, what's your first name?

This is a trick question!

Oh.

You're in.

What's with the extra foot, buddy?

Huh? This isn't mine.

Whoa!

[roaring]

[screaming]

[roaring]

Not you again.

Ha! Slimey snow vermin! You missed!

That weren't the attack.

Hit the deck!

[screaming]

[meowing]

Gary!

[screaming]