字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Alright guys I gotta tell you one thing I swear to God like when you have a baby the biggest thing that happens is all the sudden you get these boobs out of nowhere Right? It is like boobs got nowhere right? Like this guy's looking at me like "That was about a long time ago" And I gonna be honest, I kinda like having boobs for the first time in my life. You know? Cause umm...what I have right now is teats. And umm.. isn't that nuts? And I thought about that should I get implants ? You know? Joining the Hollywood crowd, that will be really cool. Then I thought that how do you know what size to get? You know? It's not like you go to the mall and you're trying a dress, you know? And I think we should be able to do that. How do you know if you want a C or D? You know? Don't you think so, ladies? So I thought the best way to do this is make "Homemade Implants" before you commit and go try it out one night to test it. So I went to dancing and test it out. Tell me what you think now Oh yeah Woooo Oh yeah...oh yeah Hey baby I gotta be honest I like the D for one night man I was D Wow you know? And I wanna make sure that I got a lot actions so I will say as like Man it is chilly in here It's so nippy It is nippy Oh man...oh man I'm not gonna lie, I feel like a new woman, man, oh my god I'm just like the cool girls you know? Leaning up against the wall...you know how they do that and then just stand there and just starting checking them... Wooo I am not gonna lie, man, when I saw hotties I was like "Hey baby! What's up!" What's up ! You know Then I turn around and like "Oh my god ! A geek! Oh my god hey!" Right there got you! Right there! I am not gonna lie...it was crazy! Every thing was going really good until this guy comes walking up to me, he's all buffed and I want all of those bodies that you know you wouldn't believe it's all cut up, and I got nervous and flustered and I screw it up cause I was like "Oh my god! Hi!" He looks at me and goes "Hey baby! I'm Dan. How are you?" Thank you very much you guys! Thank you!