free complimentary goods at this hotel so much  dirt over there oh for [ __ ] say look at that  

you're the one that [ __ ] booked it you bastard  look at this let me get a camera alive on this  

look how bad it is so dusty [ __ ]  hell you're not the one with asthma

sound like a jump scare sound effect i'm gonna  die in my sleep sorry all this dust [ __ ] help  

there is mold though that is the one thing  that is scaring me is that there is a bit  

of mold on the walls put the air con  on for god's sake it's so hot in it

no you don't want that you don't want them home  

trust me this is a hair dryer that could maybe  blow away your ant or something dusty oh god it is  

would you blow some dust on you is the  bed comfortable have you been on it yet

no also i love how i'm directly above some like  filth so that when i breathe i can have that  

fall right into my mouth and kill me quicker  while connor found a complimentary used mask  

under his bed the real question was what would  we find under my bed all right what's underneath  

chris ready what's underneath the bed let's find  out my question what's underneath three two one

what is that what's that

oh boy why is under it what's under it what is it  how bad is it it's it's it's it's impressive no i  

didn't know you could fit so much [ __ ] under  one bed in a hotel room no i'm not even joking

no no you can't you can't what there's half the  [ __ ] toolboxed underneath there what is that oh  

cigarettes there's a bag there's a ice cream okay  i don't want to look anymore i can't put it down  

i think you should have this but not that no not  a chance i already dips that one that's already  

mine i already had it yeah i booked the room i got  the bed i'm not particularly fussy with hotels i  

just wanted to be clean that's kind of all i want  clean wi-fi and a place to charge my phone that's  

kind of it that's all i really want and uh yeah  it didn't really meet most of those expectations  

apparently the wi-fi is near unusable according  to the reviews so it's my nine year anniversary  

of doing youtube uh tomorrow august 15th and i'm  gonna wake up in this room with this guy with the  

dirtiest bed in japan what a [ __ ] disaster what  color does blood go when it's dried like a brown  

this one actually does look like blood like that  one it like looks take us in for a closer look  

yeah come on let me grab you oh oh okay you got  it i don't get that i want to get too close to it  

you can sleep next to it in a minute there's just  so much dust here there's this is clearly blood  

i don't know what else this would be other than  blood it looks the exact color of blood it's like  

something out of a sore movie it doesn't feel  real i can't believe i'm staying here you want  

to play a game you want to play in a moldy room  kid it's one step too fast yeah come on at least  

the torch room isn't moldy come on even his was  clean jesus this is this is what annoys me right  

in this city there's about 100 hotels and for half  the price of this one you could get a four-star  

hotel with a nice big bed uh the greatest shower  you've ever had a continental breakfast no less  

but you didn't book that one did you you booked  this one i don't understand the pricing system  

of this hotel who would actively choose to  come here apart from someone who wants to  

commit the act of murder we have to stay here  he booked i'm not i am not walking out the door  

awkwardly trying to find an excuse like oh  sorry we've got to go now we've been here 45  

minutes i'll check out for us i'll telephone [  __ ] we're sleeping here you have to suffer the  

consequences of your actions something you're  not used to this is great content right guys  

well sitting on a mouldy bed with a real yeah  i'm really glad we're really glad we did this  

trip connor it was definitely worth it do you  not feel sick yes i feel really sick and i feel  

very hot and sticky it smells and it's humid and  mouldy i think when you see this room through a  

youtube video it won't look bad at all it'll look  like oh just a messy room isn't it but the smell  

the smell is unbearable i think there has never  been a hotel quite as dirty quite as mouldy as  

unclean as this i've ever stayed in i just i just  noticed what i'm filming is a dead fly right next  

to me on the right even the flies can't stand this  [ __ ] room i think it's the idea of something  

like bed bugs right that can get in your clothes  and ruin your clothes and make you itch and

pushing me over the edge a little  bit but i can't leave i just feel  

it'd be so awkward it's that's the only  thing that's stopping you from leaving  

is that there's a woman downstairs that you have  to look in the oven well yeah what are you gonna  

say i'll do it you can you can move the bags  i'll tell her i'm leaving what are you gonna  

say this is [ __ ] fix your hotel you're  gonna say that she couldn't speak english

this is a room

i mean the biggest thing that  makes me not want to stay here  

is that i genuinely feel sick i  feel sick breathing yeah it feels  

i feel sick but maybe i'm just being a little [  __ ] that could be that could be totally true but  

yeah otherwise as you're talking i can see  a big like stain of mold over your shoulder

it's not good is it this isn't good chris  we should leave we see you brought me here  

and how do you want to leave this for the videos  for the content we don't have to actually sleep  

here we could do like a little cup and then  we like oh it was so bad wasn't it you know  

if chris actually wants to sleep here

connor exposed i think i've realized today the  smell is really important i actually don't want  

to breathe in here it's it's really bad even  though this might be the most unpleasant room  

i've ever been in i'm still unconvinced walking  out of a hotel just one hour after checking in  

it's a viable option given the sheer awkwardness  of the situation and so to convince me to leave  

connor desperately starts tearing the room  apart to look for something incriminating it's  

not long before he finds something that  fits the bill let's check your mattress  

let's check it out i don't want to  see it i want to see what's on your  

mattress because you think you have  bed bugs let's see what's on your mat

oh no no did you see that are  you serious what's under it  

you're kidding you're gonna want to leave  you're kind of no i'm not right ready no  

no oh god what is that it's a massive blood  patch you can't stay in here i can't believe that  

that's so gross but it is under three layers of  mattress oh oh yeah it's fine yeah yeah yeah all  

the all the hepatitis a you can feast on [ __ ]  off i think conor might finally have won me over  

connor's sterilizing his  hands it's disgusting it's so

that's disgusting [ __ ] vile all right so we're  leaving no i'm going to the car you can have your  

blood stained hepatitis b hepatitis b you can  have that so it's become very clear that uh  

connor and i just aren't gonna be able to  sleep here it's uh it's just gone midnight  

and uh we're gonna go and tell them that we've  gotta rush back to tokyo for business business  

and then we're gonna sleep in a car a love hotel a  tree anything just i don't want a mattress covered  

in blood and mold and the air the air that's  the the thing that's not nice yeah yeah we go  

all right we're back in the car i you didn't  really i didn't realize how bad the air was  

i was telling you the whole time i didn't realize  how bad it was until we walked out the front door  

into the fresh air and experienced what air should  smell and taste like i've never seen a hotel owner  

so unsurprised that someone was checking out we've  been in the hotel two hours we got to the desk  

and went ah check out on the guy she mastered oh  okay i did trying to be polite i said oh you know  

you've got to drive to tokyo now and he's oh yeah  tokyo yeah i mean what we're gonna do then the car  

it's up to you i'm fine with the car but i didn't  expect to be that bad it was the worst kind of bat  

where it wasn't outright pure filth pure feel  to the point where you could immediately just  

walk out right it was just the worst kind of baby  like i'm not sure if i can stay here i think i can  

but but i'm not sure if i should what  we got across the video is we're not two  

whinging [ __ ] just oh gosh it's not clean and  pristine like it generally was pretty [ __ ] hot  

like unpleasant and horrible and uh yeah but the  staff are nice 10 out of 10 for the staff probably  

nicer than some of the staff i've had a five-star  hotel to be honest i'd give it a one but the staff  

brought it up for three there you go three out of  ten yeah set three out of ten yeah let's get out  

of here let's just find we're not sleeping  in the car this is like my celebration day  

nine years doing youtube i don't want to celebrate  here in a damp car with an annoying welsh guy

hello good morning chris you sleep alright i  slept amazingly thank you very much welcome  

like a baby honestly i'm so relieved we didn't  stay in the other hotel i slept really well in  

this i did discover last night though if you  walk into a japanese hotel after midnight try  

and get a room they will be mildly angry they  were not happy well guys it's been quite the  

addition of wacky weekend we've uh we've crossed  japan's most dangerous bridge we've seen a  

town that was more scarecrow than human  we've eaten a fish and we've stayed  

at quite possibly the worst hotel in japan  we'll be back next month with a trip with  

connor i'm gonna go and check out some  love hotels in osaka yeah it's gonna be fun  

well we're off now we're gonna drive to oklahoma  hop on a bullet train back to tokyo and uh just  

just sterilize my stuff i'm gonna sterilize myself  i'm gonna go with a steam bath i'm gonna i'm gonna  

peel my skin off i'm gonna do everything i need to  do oh god all right guys see you later bye for now

uh okay

hospital honestly