字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント . - So, as I mentioned before, you can sit on this bench as long as you want, and whenever you're ready, you just walk through. - Care to join me for a bit? [relaxed music] - Margarita? - Always. - [laughs] - Mmm. Okay, top three moments of your not-life with us. Go. - You telling us that we should try to help other people on Earth, the moment that we all got into the Good Place for real, and then it's an 8-million-way tie of every time Jason and I kissed. He was a really good kisser. - I bet he was. - I wonder how Michael's doing. - I assume he's doing the same as every human. all: Three, two, one-- - Some good days. all: Happy New Year! - Some bad days. - She's gonna be okay. This city has really good hospitals. - He's got a few friends. - Such a good boy, Jason. Such a good boy. [cell phone buzzing] - A few people he can't stand. - [grumbles] - He's learning some things all by himself. - Oh, geez, ow! [laughs] - And hopefully learning to ask for help when he needs it. - Guitar like this. Fingers this way. [strums a chord] - [laughs] You have no idea how long I've been trying to figure that out. - Well, everybody needs a teacher. So do it again. - He's messing up, and trying again, and messing up again, and then getting things wrong, and then trying to make them right. That's what everyone does. To Michael. - To Michael. What do you think happens when people walk through the door? It's the only thing in the universe I don't know. - I don't know either. The wave returns to the ocean. What the ocean does with the water after that is anyone's guess. But as a very wise not-robot once told me, true joy is in the mystery. - Do you mind if I stay here until you're gone? - Only if you say that thing I taught you. - I hate to see you walk through the final door at the edge of existence, but I love to watch you leave. - There we go. ♪