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  • Delicious!

  • No no no

  • I like this a lot

  • This not how you make green curry haiya

  • Mr Chilli Jam AKA Jamie olive oil

  • He disappoint Uncle Roger's so many time now

  • How his Thai green curry chicken gonna be?

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  • Guys, we gonna make Thai green curry

  • It's delicious, fragrant

  • My family love it

  • We gonna go one cup of rice

  • That's enough for four people

  • One cup rice for four people?

  • Is your whole family just baby bird? haiya

  • That like five grain of rice each

  • You starving your children Jamie

  • 8 second in, already make mistake

  • He the Usain Bolt of fucking up

  • I'm in 2 cups of water

  • This is the perfect equation

  • For the perfect fluffy rice

  • A pinch of salt

  • Lid on, top medium heat, Happy Days

  • No no no not happy day no

  • You don't have rice cooker

  • It's sad day for Uncle Roger

  • We're going to make a paste

  • Peel a thumb-sized piece of ginger

  • We wanna go in with your thumb size

  • My thumb not your thumb right

  • Thumb sized piece of ginger

  • Haiya, ginger wrong

  • Use Galangal

  • Nobody use ginger for Thai green curry. Nobody!

  • Thumb sized piece of ginger

  • Into the food processor

  • Into the food processor

  • Food processor...

  • Jamie I thought you have pestle and mortar

  • when you making the Malaysian fish video

  • I see you have pestle and mortar, where is it?

  • Use your pestle and mortar, where is it?

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  • Food processor

  • Not replacement for pestle and mortar

  • Because food processor just slice shit up

  • Pestle and mortar can do Uncle Roger favourite thing- pounding

  • Pounding bring out all the flavor

  • Maybe that why Auntie Helen pound so many other people

  • Into the food processor

  • Then we gonna go in with the lemongrass

  • Now I need to spank it

  • No no no no

  • Now I need to spank it

  • Stop spanking

  • Spanking not gonna do anything

  • You gonna throw it all in food processor anyway

  • it's spinning at 9000 RPM

  • If you spank harder than food processor

  • Then I feel bad for Mrs. Oliver

  • Sorry Jamie's children

  • And then this part, I'm just gonna break that up and put that in

  • Four cloves of garlic

  • Garlic, good

  • And then 6 leaves of Kaffir lime

  • Kaffir lime, okay

  • A pinch of cumin

  • Beautiful

  • Little green chilis here

  • Who is that

  • See I think that Jamie wife running away from spanking

  • Little green chilis here

  • Out with the seeds, I'm gonna go for 3

  • What, what he say?

  • I'm gonna go for 3

  • Three? Just 3 chili for you curry? Haiya

  • Out with the seeds, I'm gonna go for 3

  • Uncle Roger making Thai green curry for 4 people

  • I gonna use like 20 or 30 chili

  • But he use 3?

  • That's less than 1 Chili per person

  • Why even bother with the chili

  • This not gonna be curry, this gonna be smoothie Haiya

  • Not Enough chili Uncle Roger predict your curry not even gonna have green color

  • keep watching video, See if Uncle Roger prediction correct

  • Little green chilis here

  • Out with the seeds

  • also why you deseeding the chili

  • Why

  • Uncle Roger realize this is white people favorite thing

  • They liked throwing out seeds of Chili

  • Seed is where all the flavor is

  • Don't be pussy, eat your chili seed, haiya

  • Jamie, don't need to take the chili seed out

  • you got five children you have more than enough seed

  • Out with the seeds I'm gonna go for 3

  • 2 shallots

  • That's so many shallots

  • A nice bunch of coriander

  • Too much coriander haiya

  • Wait wait so that your paste?

  • That the all the ingredient for your paste?

  • No galangal, no white peppercorn, no shrimp paste

  • Just that little sprinkle of cumin not gonna do shit

  • This curry gonna be so weak

  • so weak

  • Then a table spoon of groundnut oil into the pan

  • It's fairly hot

  • I'm gonna go in with 750 grams of chicken

  • And also the chicken thigh is tastier

  • so we'll fry this off, 8 minutes in a hot, hot pan

  • Haiya no no

  • Metal spoon on non-stick pan that not even the biggest crime in this picture

  • You're not supposed to fry chicken like this for green curry haiya

  • You need to mix the chicken with the paste

  • And then stir fry it together

  • Jamie Oliver haven't get one thing right so far

  • You just making chicken stir-fry now and earlier you make smoothie

  • He making every other food except green curry

  • What crazy thing he gonna do next?

  • In the supermarkets today you can get a whole bunch of different mushrooms

  • What

  • We've got king oysters here

  • But you get those little mixed pack of

  • Nobody put mushroom in curry

  • 400 grams?

  • Quarter some

  • we can leave these whole

  • This much mushroom

  • And he use 3 chilis?

  • Now he making mushroom soup haiya

  • Too much mushroom

  • Who gonna eat this much mushroom in one meal

  • Jamie Just because you put in Enoki mushroom

  • it don't make this any more Asian

  • This curry so white

  • It's about to book spa holiday

  • Look how amazing that is

  • So I'm just gonna push the chicken to one side

  • Don't push to one side, throw it out and start over

  • Loads of texture, loads of different shapes

  • Look at that mushroom, that big ass piece of mushroom

  • Who want to eat that in your curry?

  • You're just eating green curry

  • Then just one big blob of mushroom get in your mouth

  • And when you cook mushroom all the water from mushroom come out

  • So this dish not even gonna taste like green curry

  • It gonna taste like mushrooms sweat haiya

  • And that suck up some of the lovely fat that's come out of that chicken as well

  • These little delicate mushrooms here

  • I'll put those in just at the end

  • No, don't put it in

  • Now we got some nice color on the chicken and the mushroom

  • I'm now gonna go in with the paste. Delicious!

  • No, no!

  • I like this a lot

  • Uncle Roger so upset

  • I put my legs down from chair

  • This not how you make green curry haiya

  • You don't just wack it in like it's soy sauce

  • Green curry you cook the coconut milk

  • Pour the green paste in

  • And then you boil until the fat coming to surface

  • Beautiful green fat

  • Not just throwing random shit in pan

  • This is worse than his egg fried rice video

  • Where did you learn How to make Thai green curry

  • From Kay's cooking channel is it

  • Haiya

  • I'm now gonna go in with the paste

  • Delicious, fast cooking

  • Don't brag about being fast

  • It's easy to be fast

  • If every step wrong

  • Straight in with the coconut milk

  • And I'm using a coconut milk that's light

  • So give that a little shake

  • Now in with the mangetout

  • Now in with the mangetout

  • Put in so much

  • Remember

  • 3 chili

  • Three

  • A 200 gram of the worst vegetable ever mangetout

  • If vegetable taste like sad

  • Mangetout taste like terror

  • Is this what British people think green curry is

  • Is this what they eating

  • needs 2 minutes to cook, so that's kind of your timer now

  • Of course you can use any other seasonal greens

  • Have fun with it, make it your own

  • Don't make it your own

  • Make it Thai, please

  • Oh no

  • Fish sauce

  • Wrong brand

  • Everybody buy fish sauce, you buy the squid brand

  • Not this bullshit brand

  • One-and-a-half

  • Wrong again nobody used lime

  • Wrong again, Thai basil just use a pluck

  • Don't slice

  • How many things can he get wrong in one video, haiya

  • I can't even put my leg back up on chair ever again

  • You've kind of got like, ginger tea infused rice

  • Where the tea come from?

  • we'll just use a fork just to scuff up

  • Oh my God

  • that rice

  • Cuz what we want is light, fluffy rice

  • Oh my god the the rice looks so clumpy and wet haiya

  • Niece and nephew

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  • Uncle Roger need the strength

  • to carry-on

  • Rice

  • Here my friends is our curry

  • Balance with lime

  • and the seasoning from the fish sauce

  • Finish with some herbs

  • What a wonderful dish

  • More chilis guys, more chilis

  • Oh

  • So four chili

  • Yeahya

  • Here my friends is our curry

  • Balance with lime

  • Niece and nephew

  • Does this look like Thai green curry to you?

  • Uncle Roger put on screen show you side-by-side

  • Haiya this doesn't look like green curry at all

  • See, this curry don't even look green

  • He didn't use enough green chili

  • What is this mangetout mushroom bullshit?

  • If your Curry mostly look like mangetout and mushroom

  • You fucked up

  • Uncle roger can't even say haiya anymore

  • It too much pain

  • I'd rather have Auntie Helen leave me again

  • He has no pestle and mortar

  • but somehow he still crush all my hope and dream

  • It's lovely to see little pops of colour

  • Thai green curry

  • Thai Green Curry cooked in the time that it took to cook some basmati rice

  • basmati rice, wrong rice

  • Use Thai Jasmine rice for Thai green curry

  • Is he trying to get Guinness world record for most fucked-ups in one cooking video?

  • Look at that!

  • So let's have a little go

  • Very good

  • It's got that wonderful sort if tropical flavour

  • like really really perfumed

  • Uncle Roger never hear anyone

  • Describe curry as tropical before

  • Of course you could swap the chicken out for tofu

  • No don't put tofu

  • I see before what you do with tofu

  • Leave tofu alone