How the hell do you say that?

The baby echidna. The echidna was created 54 seconds after God created marijuana.

Doritos were created 10 seconds after that.

The young echidna is called a puggle,

which kind of pisses off puggles.

The echidna has a normal looking penis.

If you were an echidna, you would have thought that was a very funny joke

because they actually have very weird four-headed penises.

And that is not a joke. There are videos to prove this.

Here, a zoologist presses on the abdomen of an echidna to arouse it.

A very dirty zoologist. I have blurred the image because it's so f***ed up.

This image has also been blurred. Dirty tennis player.

It's difficult to make sh*t up about the echidna because it's so damn weird.

For example, this is how the baby echidna eats.

It eats this way because the mother echidna has

milk patches on her skin instead of nipples,

which makes me very glad that we have nipples.

Milk patches would be embarrassing,

especially if they were on your face.

Then again, so would nipples.

Sometimes you might think that you're weird,

but you don't have a ballsack under your chin.

Remember that. Always remember that.