♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

[belching]

[belly]

[shrieking]

[shrieking]

[laughing]

[笑]

[belching]

[belly]

[belching]

[belly]

Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no!

ハァ？いや、いや、いや、いや、いや、いや!

[whimpering]

[Whimpering]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[laughing]

[笑]

Ah.

ああ。

[belching]

[belly]

My comic books!

私のコミックブック！？

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[sighing]

[sighing]

W-W-W-Whoa!

W-W-W-Whoa!

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Whoa!

おっと!

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Whoa!

おっと!

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Whoa! [screaming]

おっと！[Screaming]

[whimpering]

[Whimpering]

[sniffing]

[Sniffing]

Hm.

フム。

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[whimpering]

[Whimpering]

[everyone] Huh?

[ハァ？

[sighing]

[sighing]

[everyone] Hmm.

[うーん。

[everyone] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[うんうん。ウフフウフフ

[sighing]

[sighing]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[sniffing] Ugh.

[sniffing] Ugh.

Mm.

ん。

Mm.

ん。

[barking]

[barking]

Time's up, SpongeBob.

時間切れだ、スポンジ・ボブ。

[gasping]

[gasping]

Burning.

燃える。

Only 799 words to go.

残り799文字。

[giggling]

[gigling]

No!

駄目だ!

[screaming]

[Screaming]

What have I done? Help! Help!

私は何をしてしまったのでしょうか？助けて！助けてくれ！

My house is on fire!

私の家が燃えている!

[screaming gibberish]

[Screaming gibberish] [Screaming gibberish]

SpongeBob. Why? Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?!

スポンジ・ボブなんで？なぜ僕に火をつけたんだ、スポンジ・ボブ！？

Why didn't you just write your essay?!

なぜ、作文を書かなかったのか！？

Stop wasting time!

時間を無駄にしないでください。

Huh?

え？

Krakatoa!

クラカトア!

[screaming] Get it off! Get it off!

[外せ！取ってくれ！

Get it off! Get it off!

Get it off!取ってくれ!

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

Get it off!Get it off!Get it off!Get it off!

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

Get it off!Get it off!Get it off!

I'll save you, Quickster!

俺が助けてやるよ、クイックスター!

[groaning]

[groaning]

W-W-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Uh.

W-W-Whoa!ワァー！ワァ！Uh.

♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪

♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪

[music playing]

[music playing]

♪ He said It's gonna be a good one ♪

♪ He said It's gonna be a good one ♪

♪ Just wait and see ♪

♪ Just wait and see ♪

[music playing]

[music playing]

[bike chiming]

[Bike chiming]

Uh, I can explain.

ええと、説明できます。

I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!

私はヒッコリーで燻されたソーセージよりも熱い!

Whoo-hoo!

Who-hoo!

Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it off me!

聖なるかまぼこ!それを取ってくれ！Get it off me!

[panting]

[Panting]

Don't you know how to work that thing?

あれをどうやって動かすか知らないのか？

Uh, I can do it.

ええと、私はそれを行うことができます。

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Yeah.

うん。

Nice try. Your act's over, bub.

惜しい。お前の演技は終わりだ、お前。

You may win this time. She-hah-kazing!

今度は勝つかもしれない。シェーハーカズィング!

Well, this stinks.

まあ、これは臭いですね。

[panting]

[Panting]

I declare these Fry Cook Games... open!

このフライクックゲームを宣言します...オープン!

Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!

目を覚ませ、少年!俺の金を燃やす気か！？

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Ah, Mr. Krabs, what do we do?

ああ、クラブスさん、どうしましょう。

Here use this!

これを使ってください。

[grunting]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[blowing]

[ブローイング]

[alarm sounding]

[アラーム音が鳴り響く]

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

[everyone] Hooray!

[万歳！

[whistling]

[whistling]

Uh, getting kind of bored. Ah.

あー、ちょっと退屈してきた。ああ。

[snoring]

[いびき]

[mumbling, blowing]

[mumbling, blowing]

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

Oh, what am I doing?

ああ、私は何をしているんだろう？

I am wasting valuable relaxing time.

貴重なリラックスタイムを無駄にしています。

That's what I'm doing.

それが私の仕事です。

I mean really what are the odds,

確率的にはどうなんだろう。

SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire?

スポンジ・ボブがクラスティ・クラブに火をつける？

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

[siren blaring]

[silen blaring]

[whimpering]

[Whimpering]

May I help you, sir?

何かご用でしょうか？

It's me, you dunce!

俺だよ、この馬鹿野郎！」。

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

ハハハハハハハハ。

Don't forget your lucky penny.

ラッキーペニーをお忘れなく。

Ha ha ha.

ハハハハ。

Yoinks.

ヨインクスです。

This must be your lucky day. [laughing]

今日はきっとラッキーな日だよ。[笑]

Self destruct coin slot has been activated.

自爆用コインスロットが作動しました。

Ten seconds 'till detonation.

着弾まで10秒。

Coin-operated self-destruct? Not one of my better ideas.

コイン式の自爆装置？あまりいいアイデアではありません。

Help!

Help!

Ouch.

痛い。

[gasping]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[chattering]

[chattering]

Attention! Attention! This just in.

ご注意注目これはただの情報です。

A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom.

巨大なモンスターがビキニボトムを襲っている。

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!

やったわね、パトリック！街を救ったんだ！

Just think what might've happened

何が起こっていたのかを考えてみてください。

if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.

怪獣のことをみんなに話さなかったら

About the what?

何について？

I must know your name.

私はあなたの名前を知らなければなりません。

My name?

私の名前？

Yes, your name, son.

はい、あなたの名前、息子。

Uh. Beef Wellington.

えーと、ビーフウェリントン。

[chuckles] No, your name.

[いいえ、あなたの名前です。

Uh. Eh. Eh.

Uh. Eh.え。

The fork on the left.

左側の分岐点です。

Ha. Stop joking. Tell him your name.

Ha.ジョークはやめてくれ。名前を教えてあげてください。

My name?

私の名前？

What's his name?! What's his name?!

What's his name?彼の名前は何ですか？

I've got nothing on a name!

名前なんて何もないよ！」と言っていました。

Come on, baby, what's the name?!

Come on, baby, what's the name?

[chattering]

[chattering]

We threw out his name!

私たちは彼の名前を捨てました。

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[giggling]

[gigling]

Wow. Huh? Yes! Yes! Sicketh them, boy!

わーい。Huh?Yes!やった！頑張れ、少年！

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[whimpering]

[Whimpering]

[growling]

[Growling]

Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.

癒し系のリメ缶があなたを落ち着かせるかもしれません。

♪ There once was a dragon So handsome and smart ♪

♪ There once was a dragon So handsome and smart ♪

♪ He let me go free For he had a big heart ♪

♪ He let me go free For he had big heart ♪

Everyone be-eth a critic.

誰もが評論家である。