Today we're gonna be talking about

ARE WE A PSYCHOPATH?

You guys can actually figure out whether you're psychopath or not

By answering a couple of riddles

You can determine whether you're psychopath or not

By looking at how you answer the questions

Hosuh: All right, what is this test?

Let's uh... Give it a try

D: So there's a-- there's a list of questions that you would have to answer

In order to figure out whether you are psychopath or not

And just to let you guys know

This is-- this is not anything scientific

This is just kind of for-funsies-sake

So if you do get them right, don't worry about it

Right?

[Snickering]

H: We'll see

D: Now, this first one... it's-- it's kind of messed up

But it's an easy question

Now, there's a little kid

And he got presents from Santa Claus

He got a soccer ball and he got a bicycle

But the kid was not happy

Why?

Stephen: He could've had more stuff?

H: Is this multiple choice?

D: No, it's not multiple choice H: Do we get a scantron?

H: Oh, so we just say whatever comes to our mind?

D: Yeah, you guys just gotta figure it out

H: Oh wow

S: Yeah no-- the kid wanted more stuff or something else

The kid's greedy

Kids are greedy

D: What about you, Hosuh?

H: Umm... He...

The kid knows that Santa Claus isn't real

And that Santa Claus is his dad

D: Okay

Well, sorry, both of you guys are wrong

Any normal person would say either the kid didn't like the present

Or the kid wanted more presents...

But a psychopath will say:

The kid din't have any legs

S: WHAT?

D: Interesting

S: WHAT?

H, snickering: This is so dark

S: That was so out of left field, Daniel?!

D: All right, next question! [Hosuh still snickering in the background]

D: One night, a man goes out because he is thirsty and has to drink some water

After he finishes drinking water, he looks to the right and he sees a robber

Now, this man runs away and goes and hides in the closet

Now, if you were the robber that saw this

And you had a knife in your hand

What would you do?

S: Depends what I'm stealing

If I'm stealing something valuable - no witnesses

D: Yes, but what would you do? Tell me what you would do

S: I would pretend like I'm walking away

I would open the front door, close the front door

Let him come out, stab him when he comes out

Easy, no witnesses

D: What would you do, Hosuh?

I'd just get the hell out of their house

Someone saw me, let's get out

D: Oh wow, Stephen, you actually got that question right [Cheering sfx]

S: Good D: So, normal person would say:

They would open the closet and kill them or they would just run away

But a psychopath will say they will wait quietly

S: Oh shit, really?! Oh my god D: Until that person comes out and then kill them

H: Wow

S: Oh shit, I was actually saying that

Oh my God, okay

D, afraid: So, uh... Stephen, about that party next week

I don't think you should come

[Laughing]

D: Don't worry, I won't bring a knife

Knives are too informal

D: All right, question number 3

You're living in an apartment

You are on the 5th floor and you are just...

You're tired but you decide to look out the window

And... When you looked out the window, you witnessed a man being murdered by another man

But then that man saw you, too

And then instantly that man pointed a finger at you

And moved that finger

Up and down, up and down a couple of times

Now, what did that mean?

H: So... The man who killed him, kill-- killed the other man, saw me and then pointed at me

And then moved his fingers up and down and up and down

S: That means he's coming for me next

He saw the-- he saw me see the murder

No witnesses

H: But why up and down and up and down?

There's got to be a reason for this

'Cause you would usually go left and right and left and right

Or place two fingers on your eyes and then on them

As "I'm looking at you, I'll be watching" or something like that

You know what I mean?

Why up and down and up and down?

Hm...

D: Well, you guys are out of time

The answer is...

[Snickering]

The psychopath is actually counting the floors

D: So which floor are you living in H: Holy shit!

H: That's-- that's creepy D: Yeah, any--

S: Oh wait, oh that's what you mean?

D: Now, a normal person will say:

"Oh, he's pointing at you, like, oh it's a-- it's a threat"

But a psychopath will answer "Oh, the guy is counting the stairs"

S: Oh...

That makes sense though

I was confused as to what the question was asking, but... yeah

Next, next

D: Next question!

You are a girl and you're at your aunts' funeral

And you are mourning and then you see, right next to you, a really handsome man

Tha you fall in love with instantly

The man is wearing all black and he has a black hair

The next night, you kill your sister

Now, why did you kill her?

S: So you can see him again at her funeral

D: Stephen got it right! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ [Cheering sfx]

D: Yup, Stephen, I think you might be a psychopath

S: Oh my god... D: So, a normal person says:

"Oh, um, because that girl might be dating that handsome man"

Or "That handsome man might like the girl."

But the psychopath will say

"I will kill the girl so that there'll be another funeral to see that man"

S: Yeah...

D: Wow, um, okay...

D: That's kind of... You're messed up S: That's really weird

H: Stephen, are you okay?

D: Stephen...

S: I'm great!

S: I'm great, Hosuh! Where do you live?

I'm great! ʘ‿ʘ

H, over the horizon: You can come over here

All the way in Montreal

D: Oh man, Stephen

All right, next question

Now, this one is a multiple choice

S: Okay

D: I need you guys to close your eyes and imagine this with me

H: Okay

D: You're in this forest and it's super dark, all right?

And you're walking through the forest and you feel something's behing your back

And so you turn around as fast as you can

What do you see?

One:

The opposite sex

Two:

Nothing

Three:

A ghost

Four:

A wild animal

Five:

A dog

H: Nothing

S: I'm pretty sure the answer to psychopath is a girl

Or like the opposite sex

D: Both of you guys are normal human beings

The answer is:

A dog

S: Why?

D: I actually don't know the specific reason

But John Hopkins, professor of, I think...

Harvard?

Did this-- did this psychological test where psychopaths has the highest chance of picking dogs

S: Well, I mean like, I guess a member of the opposite sex is a human being

So, regular people interact with human beings, so it's probably not that one

Nothing - because you're not crazy

Ghost isn't a real thing so it's not really tangible

And wild animal is unfamiliar

And it's not a human companion

So that's probably why it's gonna be a dog

H: But why don't normal people choose it?

D: Cuz normal people are scared of the opposite sex, wild animals, nothing and ghosts

H: You're scared of the opposite sex?

D: I don't know

S: No proof. We are speculating

H: Okay

D: All right, last question, guys

Stephen, if you get this right, I swear I don't think we can be friends

[Laughing]

So this murderer decides to stab another man

And he stabbed him five times

And after stabbing him five times, he left the elevator

Since this elevator had windows everywhere, you can actually see inside the elevator

And this murderer just kept on watching the elevator

Why?

H: So you said the elevator had windows, right?

D: Mhm •◡•

H: But... It could also be an elevator that is made out of glass

And it's a mall elevator

And since, if someone had died in the elevator, everyone else would be watching

So, the man who killed the guy, if he wasn't watching

That would kind of stand out

If he was the only one who wasn't watching

S: Yeah, I know, I get what Hosuh is trying to say

H: So, he watched the person bleeding to death inside the elevator, just as any other mall customer would do

D: Correct!

He did not flee the scene because it would've been awkward to find anyone walking away

From that kind of horrid scene

Good job guys!

I mean, you guys didn't get all of it right

But, Hosuh, you're a normal person

Stephen...

I love you and I care about you [Snickering in the background]

[Laughing]

S: Okay

D: All right

Also

It's important to just remind everyone that this is just a simple test

It has nothing to do with real science

It's...

One of these fun pseudo-science questions that if you do get right

You're probably smarter than the rest of us but...

You know, it's just a quiz man, don't worry about it

S: Don't worry, sometimes the voices in your head are your best friends

DANIEL

HOSUH

ANDREW

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