Hey girl

I got somethin' real important to give you

So just sit down and listen

Girl you know we've been together

such a long, long time (such a long time)

And now I'm ready

to lay it on the line

(Wooow) You know it's Christmas

and my heart is open wide (open wide)

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

(what is on my mind)

A gift real special,

so take off the top

Take a look inside

it's my dick in a box

(it's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sort of gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

A girl like you needs somethin' real

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

Somethin' special girl

It's my dick in a box,

my dick in a box babe

my dick in a box girl

See I'm wise enough to know

when a gift needs givin' (girl)

And I got just the one,

somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do just follow these steps

1: Cut a hole in a box

2: Put your junk in that box

3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box...

my dick in a box babe

It's my dick in a box,

my dick in a box girl

Christmas;

dick in a box

Hanukkah;

dick in a box

Kwanzaa;

dick in a box

Every single holiday a dick in a box

Over at your parent's house a dick in a box

Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box

Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box

(yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)

A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...