Name: IKEAベッド建設の悪夢｜Life in Japan Episode 113 (IKEA Bed Construction Nightmare | Life in Japan Episode 113)
Uploaded: 2021-06-25T17:40:30.000Z
Duration: 13 min 2 s

The girls decided that they want to switch rooms around.

Which usually means lots of work for mom.

Now we gotta figure out where to put these things.

私の机は向こう サラの机はここ

So we are going to move our 2 desks in there - Anna and mine. Sarah's desk is going to go right there... By my futon.

- そこに移動するの？ - 開かないから

Oh, your desk is going to go back there? Because it won't open because of this.

Oh yeah. Then gonna push the bed a little bit more that way. Oh ok.

新しい2段ベットがここに来るの！

And then if we have enough space right there, we're gonna get another bunk bed. Yay, yay.

Oh my goodness! And come look at mommy's office. It's really empty.

Oh, is it coming along well? Yeah, look at that!

Oh my goodness! Where did everything go? It's in the hallway - for now.

This is where all the stuff was. 3, 2, 1...

Whoa! All organized and nice, huh? These are all the toys.

And look! I can jump on the bed! Oh, we know that.

- ジャンプできるよ！ - そうだね

Ok, but I don't want it right now, honey.

I've just been offered all my son's money to buy him more Mario Lego pieces.

お小遣いでマリオのレゴ買ってほしいって

You're going to give mommy all your money, why?

Because so we can buy a lego Mario. So more lego Mario pieces, huh?

- レゴのマリオを買ってほしいの - なるほどね

Are we done organizing our room tonight? Yep, yep.

What did we... what happened? We moved my bed.

- どうしたの？ - ベットを運んだの

So, we are going to move these. And then, right there is Sarah's desk.

これも移動するの あれがサラの机

It's still a little bit of a mess but mommy got tired. Well, you still have more days to organize.

- 途中だけど疲れたわ - 数日かかりそうだね

Wow! Oh that works out perfect, doesn't it? Right?

Living in a small space means you're always looking for ways to improve its use.

部屋の有効活用は我が家のテーマです

And if you're looking to do that, then you're bound to end up at ikea, or as you say in Japanese, IKEA.

英語での発音は ”アイケア” イケアは心強い味方です

We reorganized the kids' room, again, and now we need another bunk bed

子供部屋の模様替えで ベットを新調します

because we're gonna take the kids off the floor, put them in bunk beds so that we have a little more space. So let's go shop!

2段ベットで部屋を有効活用します

Cause I think this $70 one's just a little too... Expensive.

We got this bunk bed, but this is the one we want, but with the bottom bunk.

So, I came to pick up the mattress, and it looks like it...

That is crazy! The whole mattress is coiled up like that.

Well, the good news is we can take the mattress home today, huh?

What's insane? That's the whole mattress right there.

- 何が？ - これがベットになるんだ

I want this mesh thing to be right over there instead of over... yeah.

メッシュの部分が向こうになるように

Even though over half of our house is furniture from Ikea that we put together, nothing had prepared us for the bunk bed we were about to construct.

 It will forever be etched in our minds as the “The Ikea BunkBed Nightmare.”

我が家の家具の半分がイケアですが こんな事になろうとは…

This has the worst design ever! Everything's unboxed. Holy cow!

- 大変すぎる - やっと全部出したね

セール価格の理由が分かりました

Anybody else out there ever bought IKEA furniture and put it together?

Lesson number one: never buy an Ikea bed that involves mesh.  It will only complicate every single screw you have to install.  

イケアの家具を組立てた事がありますか？

This is where Nitori is a million times better.

＜①メッシュデザインの2段ベットは要注意！＞

ニトリは本当に凄いわ ある程度まで出来上がってるから

This is the worst instructions ever to mankind.

Lesson number two: never assume that an Ikea assembly will go smoothly just because you've done a bunch of them.

＜②沢山組立てても進んでるとは限らない！＞

 Plan at least twice as much time as you think it should take, then double it.  

所要時間を2倍にして 更に倍にした方がいいです

Well, how about the numbering system on this one? This one sucks, let me tell you what.

- 番号は対応してる？ - 最悪よ！

Whoever designed this bed at Ikea should be fired.

Lesson number three:  Keep calm and move forward.  Pain is temporary, but the gain is long term.  Don't say anything you'll regret later.

＜③ 落ち着きましょう！ イライラすると自分が損をします＞

Let me tell you what, my sanity... I'm a little less sane right now.

I'm loosing brain power trying to do this thing.

So, we were trying to get this all screwed in and look, it doesn't line up! It doesn't line up!

So, wouldn't you know, we got it all set up, ready, and two of the boards on the bottom were switched around! We had to

底の部分を取り付けた後 やり直す羽目になりました

We had to completely take it apart, put it back together again. My goodness.

完全に分解してから やり直しです

If Ikea ever created a worst product, it doesn't exist.

My fingers are so freakin sore, nothing fits.

指は痛むのに 部品ははまらない

Now I have to put 50 million little screws in and screw it all into that!

大量のネジを またねじ込まないといけないのよ！

It took me 30 minutes to put this together.

Well, put the mattresses on it and.. Yeah, but that is an interesting thing!

- マットレスを置こう - やっとよ！

Here's the mattress! We couldn't believe this is the mattress.

これがマットレス！ 凄く小さいだろ？

- 大きすぎない？ - 合うはずよ

Oh, because it's still in the plastic maybe? Oh yeah.

You have to cut the sections. I wonder if we wanted to have cut it first, huh? Watch out.

Let's watch! It's going to be awesome! Hi Luiza.

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IKEAベッド建設の悪夢｜Life in Japan Episode 113 (IKEA Bed Construction Nightmare | Life in Japan Episode 113)

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