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  • - From now onwards there's a beautiful rhythm

  • of getting jobs done to bring a beautiful feast together.

  • Rice.

  • - Oh, oh, no packet rice.

  • He learning from past mistake.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Hello niece and nephew,

  • it's uncle Roger.

  • Quick announcement.

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  • Today Jamie Oliver,

  • back with another Asian dish.

  • This time he make Malaysian-style whole fish.

  • Uncle Roger,

  • Malaysian people,

  • and I love roasting Jamie Oliver.

  • So you put Malaysia and Jamie Oliver in same sentence,

  • of course uncle Roger gonna review.

  • If you follow uncle Roger a while now,

  • you know last time I reviewed Jamie Oliver,

  • he give me so much trauma.

  • - You can hear it sizzling.

  • - You hear sizzling,

  • I hear my ancestors crying.

  • Putting jam in rice.

  • So niece and nephew,

  • smack like button now ,

  • to give uncle Roger the courage

  • to finish watching this video,

  • smack like button,

  • like how you smack chili jam out of Jamie Oliver Hand.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - (Jaime Oliver)Down at my heart,

  • at the other end of the pier,

  • I've got a belter of a dish,

  • that even Amir's mum would approve of.

  • - Why is he cooking in shed this time?

  • Shed is where married man got to escape from their wife.

  • Not for cooking fish.

  • - (Jaime Oliver) I've got a belter of a dish

  • that even Amir's mum would have-

  • - And look at that.

  • So many chair,

  • but nobody sitting in them.

  • Just like Jamie Oliver restaurant.

  • (horn honking)

  • - Lovely people,

  • I've got the most incredible recipe to share with you.

  • It's Friday night,

  • which means it's fish night.

  • What we wanna do is start not with the fish,

  • but actually with the paste.

  • So lemongrass.

  • - We use that.

  • Yes.

  • - Give it an old spanking.

  • - Spanking lemongrass.

  • Every time someone used the word spank,

  • uncle Roger always has dirty thought in my head.

  • Don't spank vegetable.

  • So dirty this Jamie.

  • - Chili is very,

  • very important.

  • - Yes we use chili for the paste.

  • - We're going to use shallots-

  • - Shallot.

  • Correct.

  • We use that also.

  • Ginger.

  • - And then the kaffir lime leaves.

  • - We use that also.

  • Okay.

  • Ingredients good so far.

  • - We're gonna use a pestle and mortar,

  • and what I will do for some basic seasoning-

  • - Jamie Oliver,

  • using pestle and mortar.

  • Okay. Okay.

  • One point to him.

  • In uncle Roger last week show,

  • I mentioned how pestle and mortar,

  • is good Asian cooking utensil,

  • pestle and mortar require hard work to smash your spices.

  • That's why many white people don't use them.

  • Jamie Oliver strike me as a food processor guy,

  • cause last time he make egg fried rice,

  • he used packet rice.

  • So lazy.

  • Many niece and nephew say,

  • "Uncle Roger,

  • you don't like food processor

  • because you press a button and the spice ready.

  • But then why you like rice cooker?

  • Because rice cooker,

  • same concept.

  • You press a button.

  • And then the rice ready."

  • Uncle Roger say,

  • food processor and rice cooker,

  • different thing.

  • Rice cooker,

  • It make perfect rice,

  • is the same as using perfect technique.

  • But food processor,

  • the spice come out different texture from pestle and mortar.

  • So lifeless.

  • And also food processor,

  • sometimes the blade spinning around too fast generate heat,

  • and the heat ruin the flavor of the spices.

  • That why food processor and rice cooker different.

  • Don't try to attack uncle Roger with your logic.

  • Uncle Roger thought everything through before.

  • - So we're going to get a bit more pasty now.

  • I'm going to take some peanuts,

  • just a little bit.

  • - Wait, wait, wait.

  • What?

  • - Now I'm gonna take some peanuts,

  • just a little handful-

  • - No, no, no Jaime.

  • You have to use roasted peanut.

  • Raw peanut,

  • no flavor.

  • Niece and nephew.

  • When have you ever eaten raw peanut?

  • Never.

  • Because it taste like nothing.

  • - And fish sauce-

  • - Fish sauce correct.

  • We use that too.

  • - Two tablespoons of the fish sauce.

  • And then I'm gonna use a little bit-

  • (dramatic sound)

  • - No, no, no.

  • I see Jamie Oliver using red paste.

  • Uncle Roger nervous.

  • Please, please,

  • Don't be chili jam.

  • If there is a God up there,

  • please answer uncle Roger prayer.

  • Please don't tell me it chili jam.

  • - Tomato puree, which gives-

  • - Okay tomato puree.

  • It's still wrong ingredient,

  • but at least it's not chili jam.

  • Usually for Malaysian fish,

  • we don't use tomato puree.

  • We use sambal belacan.

  • Sambal is Malaysian shrimp paste.

  • So much flavor.

  • Uncle Roger lives in UK so many years now,

  • and I realized,

  • many white people scare the smell of sambal belacan.

  • They scare fish tastes.

  • Where your courage?

  • Where your courage white people?

  • So if you live

  • in white people country and you hate your neighbor,

  • just microwave sambal belacan,

  • let the smell waft over to their house,

  • and they will move out tomorrow.

  • - Lime is the one.

  • So give it a roll.

  • - Okay. We use lime.

  • - Needs a little fine grater.

  • So that is the paste done.

  • - No, no, no Jaime.

  • The paste not done.

  • You need to stir fry it,

  • to bring out the flavor and the fragrance.

  • This is chili paste.

  • Not salad dressing.

  • You need to cook it.

  • You need to cook it.

  • - Woo. Yay.

  • Yeah.

  • That's what it does.

  • Oh my Lord.

  • - Uhm

  • Woo. Yay.

  • Yeah-

  • - That is the fakest cheer Uncle Roger ever see.

  • Niece and nephew,

  • have you ever had something delicious,

  • and then go "yay yeah."

  • No way.

  • That how you know he acting.

  • His cheer remind me of all of auntie Helen orgasm,

  • all fake.

  • (laughs)

  • (upbeat music)

  • Sorry children.

  • Now go buy a T-shirt.

  • (bleep)

  • This paste look good on camera,

  • but I know it doesn't taste good,

  • because he essentially eating raw shallot, raw ginger,

  • raw peanut and tomato puree.

  • None of the ingredients taste good at all.

  • - So here is our fish.

  • The beautiful sea bass,

  • line-caught, sustainable and very prolific in this area-

  • - Okay, Jamie, I hope you don't it up,

  • otherwise this fish died for nothing.

  • - So I'm just gonna lightly score it-

  • - Scoring good.

  • Help the fish cook better,

  • and help the paste give the fish flavor.

  • - Now we could wrap that in greaseproof paper,

  • but what I wanna do is show you another way,

  • that I think is so special and exciting.

  • We've got,

  • banana leaves here.

  • - Okay. Okay.

  • Another point to Jamie Oliver.

  • He has banana Leaf.

  • This is good detail.

  • I didn't expect Mr. Chili Jam

  • to get uncle Roger so surprised,

  • because if you look at his kitchen,

  • so tidy, so white, but he has banana leaf.

  • - Yeah. You heard it right.

  • The banana leaves.

  • It gives the most incredible fragrance.

  • So if you've got a gas hub at home,

  • just lay this over a heat,

  • you're gonna see the natural oils waking up-

  • - Ooh, good technique.

  • This is right.

  • You heat up the banana leaf,

  • because if you in UK,

  • you get banana leaf shipped from Asia.

  • By the time it arrive at your home,

  • it already so dry, so dead.

  • Heating it up make it softer and make it look prettier also.

  • - And it also makes it more malleable.

  • - Correct.

  • - We'll take our fish.

  • - This is one good thing about living in Malaysia.

  • You don't need to ship banana leaf from far away.

  • You just steal from neighbor.

  • - And then I'm gonna kind of wrap this up,

  • tuck it into bed.

  • So that is still going to create an environment-

  • Jamie, banana leaf, correct,

  • but you don't need to use the whole thing.

  • Such a waste.

  • Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?

  • I mean, do you think money grow on tree?

  • Don't need to use so much banana leaf.

  • Just one piece on bottom of fish,

  • one piece on top, and wrap it up with aluminum foil.

  • This guy use whole tree leaf

  • of banana leaf to wrap one fish.

  • Does he have a lot of banana leaf in his shed?

  • This pandemic time,

  • I hear many people hog toilet paper,

  • but Jamie apparently hog banana leaf.

  • - It's gonna be amazing.

  • So this goes in an oven,

  • at 220 degrees Celsius for 25 minutes.

  • - Uncle Roger prefer grill.

  • But I guess oven easier if you cooking at home.

  • - From now onwards there's a beautiful rhythm

  • of getting jobs done to bring a beautiful feast together.

  • Rice-

  • - Oh, Oh no packet rice?

  • He learning from past mistake.

  • - We're using jasmine rice.

  • In a nice little pot,

  • We're gonna get it on a high heat-

  • - Oh, hot.

  • Compliment too early.

  • Jamie, you can have someone ship you banana leaf,

  • all the way from Asia,

  • but you can't ask him to get you one rice cooker.

  • But at least not packet rice.

  • And also I just noticed Jamie dressing.

  • Why he always wear checkered shirt?

  • Jamie is multi-billionaire.

  • But why he always dress

  • like the wasp that who about to go fishing?

  • - Okay. Salad-

  • - Salad.

  • No, no.

  • Vegetable taste like sand.

  • Life too short for salad.

  • Skip this.

  • (video tape forwarding)

  • - The moment of truth.

  • Let's do this.

  • - Let's see how it looks.

  • - Look, what's inside there is very special.

  • So tear a few bits over-

  • - Ooh, look good.

  • This looks good.

  • - I wanna get a little tea cup of rice.

  • And what happens at the seaside?

  • Sandcastles.

  • - Yeah.

  • That don't even look like sandcastle,

  • that look more like sand igloo.

  • - Fork to go down the back-

  • - The fish coming off the bone quite well.

  • That meant it cooked well.

  • - Look at that.

  • Come on.

  • That ain't your usual-

  • - In Malaysia,

  • We just serve the whole fish to table.

  • We don't need to pick the fish off the bone first.

  • But I guess if you serving to white people,

  • then you need to pick it off bone.

  • Because for some weird reason,

  • white people fear the fish head.

  • They see fish head,

  • they think it's scary looking.

  • They don't want the fish eye to look at them.

  • British people eat fish.

  • They only eat fish and chips.

  • Every fish there look like a square.

  • Don't even look like fish.

  • Many people say the fish eye look creepy,

  • but fish eye is one of uncle Roger favorite dishes.

  • So chewy, same texture as the pulp in boba tea.

  • That's what boba tea is made out of.

  • Just little fish eye in there.

  • (slurp)

  • (laughs)

  • - This will just make the whole thing sing.

  • I would normally use a knife and fork with this

  • but I'm not going to.

  • Today I'm going to use my very clean hands.

  • - Oh, Jamie eating with hand.

  • Okay.

  • Another point to Jamie.

  • In Malaysia, many people eat with hand.

  • Compliment too fast again.

  • Who eat with hand like this?

  • If you go to Malaysia,

  • people eating with hands they eat normally just like this.

  • Nobody eat like little baby, but what are you doing?

  • Are you waiting for your bird mom to feed you?

  • Jamie.

  • No need to tilt your head backwards.

  • So dramatic.

  • - Oh wow.

  • The flavors, it's all there.

  • - Jamie think eating rice with hand,

  • is same motion as downing shot of vodka.

  • - Oh, gee,

  • my mom will kill me for using fingers, but I don't care.

  • Delicious.

  • - I suppose he didn't go "yay" again.

  • Honestly, this fish, passable.

  • Uncle Roger thought

  • I was going to be way more disappointed than I am.

  • He got most of the ingredient correct,

  • except tomato puree.

  • Jamie, to improve this,

  • you just have to stir fry your paste before putting on fish.

  • And also use sambal belacan.

  • That it makes the dish so much better.

  • And even uncle Roger will go "yay".

  • Jamie actually did okay.

  • He didn't use packet rice,

  • didn't use chili jam,

  • and didn't use Capri Sun tofu juice box

  • but uncle Roger still gonna keep roasting you,

  • for a bit longer.

  • You can't stop me.

  • (upbeat music)

  • This week show go to show everybody deserves second chance,

  • because everybody can improve and become better.

  • But Jamie, if you want title of uncle Jamie,

  • then you need to do egg fried rice again.

  • But do it the proper Asian way.

  • This is uncle Roger challenge for you.

  • Niece and nephew,

  • subscribe to uncle Roger channel now,

  • and stick around for blooper.

  • Bye-bye.

  • (camera clicks)

  • (soft music)

  • Please if there is a God,

  • (laughs)

  • if there is a God up there

  • please don't tell me this is chili jam, please.

  • I will do anything.

  • (laughs)

  • (bleep)

  • You eat something good,

  • you go, "hmm" you don't go, "yay yeah".

  • What is "yay yeah"

  • (laughs)

  • (soft music)

  • (bleep)

  • sorry children.

  • Now go buy a T-shirt.

  • (laughs)

  • (bleep)

  • Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?

  • Do you think money grow on tree?

  • (laughs)

  • (bleep)

  • This guy use whole tree of banana leaf to wrap one fish.

  • He remind me of the people who use so much toilet paper,

  • they wrap around their hand multiple times before they wipe.

  • Just use three square.

  • That enough toilet paper.

  • (laughs)

  • (bleep)

  • - To go down the back.

  • You can get that, fill it like that.

  • See that?

  • Pearly white fish.

  • - Pearly white is right.

  • This fish so white,

  • look like it about to storm capitol building.

  • (laughs)

  • (bleep)

  • This fish so white,

  • it look like it love listening to Michael Buble.

  • (laughs)

  • (bleep)

  • Are you eating rice or you a sword sallower?

  • and the Photoshop of sword into Jamie's mouth

  • when I say that.

- From now onwards there's a beautiful rhythm

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