This is our chance.

これは私たちのチャンスです。

[shrieking]

[shrieking]

Huh?

え？

[shrieking]

[shrieking]

Be careful with that thing. Who knows what will happen!

あれには気をつけて。何が起こるかわからないからね。

I nose.

私は鼻をつける。

[yelling]

[yell]

[laughing]

[笑]

Very funny, Doodle. Now it's my turn.

とても面白いよ、Doodle。今度は私の番です。

[grunting]

[grunting]

Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw.

さて、Doodle、これは引き分けのようですね。

You've made your point, no matter,

あなたの言いたいことは伝わった、関係ない。

I was voted most artistic in high school.

私は高校時代、最も芸術的な人物に選ばれました。

Ouch! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!

痛っ！？スポンジボブ、弁償してもらうぞ!

Or maybe it was most clumsy.

あるいは最も不器用だったのかもしれない。

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[yelling]

[yell]

[yelling]

[yell]

Huh?

え？

[grunting]

[grunting]

Huh?

え？

Paper!

ペーパー！？

Page for Mr. Doodle!

Mr.Doodleのページ!

[music playing]

[music playing]

[growling and meowing]

[Growling and Meowing]

[growling]

[Growling]

[shrieking]

[shrieking]

[growling]

[Growling]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[squeaking]

[squeaking]

[growling]

[Growling]

[snoring]

[いびき]

[squealing]

[Squealing]

[crashing]

[クラッシュ]

Gary, you are in big trouble, mister!

ゲイリー、あなたは大変なことになっていますよ、ミスター!

Gary! Gary!

ゲイリー!ゲイリー！？

Unlock this door immediately!

すぐにこのドアを開けてください

Gary! Gary, come here!

ゲイリー！ゲイリー、ここに来て！

[whimpering]

[Whimpering]

Alright, Gary.

さてさて、ゲイリー。

You have left me no choice.

あなたは私に選択の余地を与えませんでした。

[grunting]

[grunting]

Gary!

ゲイリー！？

[growling]

[Growling]

You put Fluffy down right now.

今すぐFluffyを降ろしてください。

Bad boy, Gary. Bad! Bad! Bad boy!

悪い子、ゲイリー。悪い！悪い！悪い子だ！

Bad! Bad Gary, bad!

悪い！悪いゲイリー、悪い!

I have told you and told you and told you and told you--

私はあなたに言った、あなたに言った、あなたに言った、あなたに言った--。

Oh, hello! Are you a friend of Fluff--

あ、こんにちは。あなたはFluffのお友達ですか？

What's going on? Ok, now this is starting to hur.

どうしたの？よし、これでハラハラドキドキのスタートだ。

This is exactly what I was talking ab--

まさに私が言っていた通りです。

[Western music playing]

[洋楽の演奏]

[growling]

[Growling]

[growling]

[Growling]

Fluffy!

もふもふ！？

Fluffy, wait!

フワフワ、待って!

Well, Gary, what do you have to say for yourself?

さて、ゲーリー、あなたは何を言いたいのかな？

[music playing]

[music playing]

[laughing]

[笑]

Why, I ought a...

なぜかというと、私は...

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Huh?

え？

[grunting]

[grunting]

Well, if it isn't my two babysitters.

私の2人のベビーシッターでなければね。

You humiliated me.

私に恥をかかせた。

Prunes, you're alive.

プルーン、生きていたんですね。

And still talking baby talk.

そして、まだ赤ちゃん言葉を話しています。

Why, I ought a...

なぜかというと、私は...

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Aw, Pruny wants to play.

おや、プルーニーが遊びたがっているぞ。

- Nice old lady. - Why, I ought a...

- 素敵な老婦人。- なぜかというと、私は...

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[laughing]

[笑]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[laughing]

[笑]

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

[snoring]

[いびき]

Aw, her boxing tuckered her out.

おや、ボクシングで疲れてしまったのかな。

[grunting]

[grunting]

[music playing]

[music playing]

Hey, Sandy, who's your friend?

おい、サンディ、お前の友達は誰だ？

[screaming]

[Screaming]

If you're Patrick, then who's that?

あなたがパトリックだとしたら、それは誰？

[growling]

[Growling]

- A real gorilla! - Huh?

- 本物のゴリラ！？- え？

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[growling]

[Growling]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Oh my gosh!

オーマイガー!

[grunting]

[grunting]

This can't be happening!

こんなことがあっていいのか！？

[grunting]

[grunting]

This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!

これはまさに私が言っていたことだ！」と。

[music playing]

[music playing]

[screaming]

[Screaming]

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

- Sandy, are you sure you-- - Of course I am.

- サンディ、あなたは本当に... - もちろんです。

I'm going in,

入ります。

and I ain't comin' out till I got me a big, heaping plate

皿に山盛りになるまで帰らないよ

of worm stew.

虫のシチューの

[whimpering]

[Whimpering]

Ah-ha!

あはは。

There you are, you tail nabbing!

出たな、尻尾を掴んだか！？

Hi-ya!

Hi-ya!

[banging]

[banging]

I'm winning, SpongeBob!

俺の勝ちだ、スポンジ・ボブ！」。

Sandy, that's not--

サンディ、それは...

[banging]

[banging]

[grunting]

[grunting]

This shouldn't take long.

時間はかからないはずです。

Sandy, that's not--

サンディ、それは...

[grunting]

[grunting]

Almost done!

もうすぐ完成です。

Sandy!

サンディ!

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

I got him, SpongeBob!

捕まえたぞ、スポンジ・ボブ!

[grunting]

[grunting]

Sandy...

サンディ...

Boy, howdy!

Boy, howdy!

This critter put up some sorta fight,

この生き物は、何かにつけて戦いを挑んでくる。

but I'm from Texas, and as you can see,

が、私はテキサス出身で、見ての通り

no worm is a match for me!

私にはどんな虫も敵わない!

I even found my tail!

尻尾も見つけました！(笑)

That's not the worm!

それはワームではありません!

- Pardon? - That's not the worm.

- パードン？- それはワームではない。

That's his tongue.

それは彼の舌だ。

Oh...

ああ...。

This is the tongue,

これは、舌です。

and the whole thing is the... worm.

そして、全体が「...ワーム」です。

Run for your life!

命がけで走れ!

[screaming]

[Screaming]

[roaring]

[roaring]