Shield!

Thanks for the shield!

*gasp*

I'm keeping this!

GIVE IT!

Woop woop woop woop!

Here's the plan.

You two will deftly infiltrate the glass fishbowl on the bottom of the heavily armored carriers.

Then, sneakily insert these delicate little computer chips into exactly the right slot in a huge rack of other tiny delicate little computer chips.

Got it?

I'm confused. If the point is to destroy the carriers, why we going through all this trouble?

Shouldn't we just call the Hulk or something? Yeah! Didn't he like rip one to pieces already?

No!

We make this work with just us. We're all we've got.

i'm ok Ill calling the Hulk up. Really!

Yeah, maybe get Iron man up here with a tank missile or something.

It's JUST us!

It's really no trouble! He's already texted back. "On Hulk Way...

Looking for motorcycle!"

I said, We aren't calling in the Avengers!

Fine!

Hulk Saaaaaaaaad!

Well this plan sounds extremely dangerous...

what else can we do?

Uh... I have the cool disguise-o-mesh technology...

that completely changes my appearance.

Will that help?

You have WHAAAAT?

You've had that this whole time?!

Yeah... Why?

We've been hiding for our lives, woman!

Okay. New plan.

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you

sneaky kids your disguise-o-mesh!

This is Director Pierce.

We are aborting the launch.

Please stop all protocols and start dismantling the helicarriers. And if you're Hydra...

uh...report to room 41, and don't bring your weapons...

Thanks.

Hail Hydra.

So you saved the day.

Yeah we did! Yeah none of us were really worried for you.

Excuse me?! Fury almost died!

Yeah and he didn't. I'm sensing a pattern here...

Coleson, Stark, Loki... You thought they were gone...

and then they werent. You should be careful with that.

Be careful coming back to life? What does that even mean?

Didn't you fake your own death?

Well sure but I can get away with that sort of thing.

Do not ask him why!

*whispers* Because I'm Bat Man.

He has a point though.

You keep dying in bringing people back to life nobody will accept it one of you

actually gets killed someday.

Heh! None of us are gonna die! That's silly talk.

Okay, well we'll see. So what's next? Just cleaning up the rest Hydra.

Falcon offered to take care of it.

Hail Hydra.

hail hyd...

Psych! I got you sucka!

Me? I'm just gonna take it easy for a while. Go on some dates?

What is your deal with my love life? No I'm gonna find my best friend Bucky and convince him

he's not evil so we can be totes besties!

Uh... totes besties?

Yeah! Stark, told me that's what you call best friends now.

Cross that off the list. Speaking of Bucky, I have a question for you, Cap.

shoot.

Remember that one time on the roof when, Captain America threw his mighty shield?

*sigh* Really? You bringing up my old theme song again?

Yes I've heard that, All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield.

Well... did the Winter Soldier yield when you through your mighty shield?

No.

What did he do?

He caught it with his super arm.

Sooooo unless you're a plane...

Or a bomb...

Or some ice...

Or a brainwashed buddy with a robotic arm...

Doesn't even rhyme!

Then you don't necessarily have to yield!

(Laughter)

You guys are weird.

Well this has been great.

If you'll excuse me, I need to start looking for Bucky.

HULK FIND HIM!

ARGH! Let me go!

Not the villain! Not the villain! Not the villain!

Hey kid, sorry your uncle turned out to be a terrorist...

But a birthday promise is a birthday promise!

Who are you?

I'm Iron Man.

You're not Iron Man!

Am too!

Are not!

Am too!

Then where's your suit?

Jarvis I'm leaving. You have to mingle, Sir.

Then I'm having some cake!

Cake Missile!

*splat*