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You feeling good, it seems. You feel good everybody?
Wonderful, I'm happy to hear it. I, myself, have not been feel great the last couples of days.
I have some sort of a cold, or something,
but don't worry, I'm not contagious.
But the people yesterday, Sorry!
Tony's rashes are still highly contagious, so just be careful with it.
Oh boy!
So last night, you know, I was trying to take care of myself.
I poured a cup of tea for myself, and then I got on to the computer to watch my 900 favorite cat videos.
That makes me feel better.
And while I was online, I read an article.
I could not believe, I don't know if you've heard about this.
Researchers in England did a study, and they found there's a certain age when people start to get grumpy.
Guess what the age is. Guess!
(All kinds of numbers coming out of the crowd)
I just want to see if everybody eventually..... Like:
She's not going to stop until we all say something.
It's 52.
And, uh, 52 you start to get grumpy.
Guess how old I am.
Can you believe that?
And I was not grumpy before I read that, now I'm grumpy.
The study says that once people turn 52 they only laugh 2.5 times a day.
I don't know how, you even.... What's 2.5?
It's like two and a half laughs or something.
It said it's opposed to infants who laugh 300 times a day.
It said it's opposed to infants who laugh 300 times a day.
Well, of course, they're babies.
You know.
Of course they laugh more.
Because you're.....
People are always trying to make babies laugh.
You're playing peak-a-boo.
You know.
You're above the crib, you're below.
You're doing those belly tickles, and it's not like that at work.
When you're at work, nobody comes up to you, "Ellen, I've got your nose!"
Peak-a-boo, Ellen.
Goo-goo-goo, Ellen.
I'm gonna get you.
I would laugh, I would laugh more.
Also if someone came up and tickled my belly at work, I'd called human resources.
I would do that.
But that's crazy to give you an age where people start getting grumpy.
You know, I mean everybody gets grumpy, it doesn't matter how old you are.
I get grumpy sometimes, and sometimes I'm happy.
And sometimes I'm bashful, and sometimes I'm sleepy, and sometimes I'm sneezy, or sometimes I'm dopey,
or sometimes I put on a beautiful gown and pretend to be Snow White.
who's I talking about?
I don't know.
But I know one thing, it's impossible to stay grumpy when you dance.


Memorable Monologue: Grumpy

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Colin Lin 2014 年 8 月 5 日 に公開
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