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  • This week’s Music Monday will have you smelling other people’s butt holes with EXO’s “Growl.”

  • Okay, we were going to review a different video for KMM but we decided at the last minute that we HAD to review Growl,

  • screw waiting for the drama version, because we were both so impressed by the song and video that

  • we don't really think the drama version could outdo this video.

  • But first lets talk about something Very important. A Wast improvement to SM movies.

  • It's one that I'm sure not one single person is going to complain about.

  • Namely, they stopped putting their terribly unblockable "Genie" adds.

  • Holy crap, thank you SM for getting rid of those God forsaken evil daemon adds that nobody in the world liked what so ever.

  • Now normally we complain about SM when they do these kinds of videos, you know, the kind that contain boring box sets,

  • flashing lights, bizarre wardrobe choices, aka, 90% of their videos

  • yet even though this video contains 2 out of those 3 things

  • it was the most interesting box set video that I’ve seen from SM in, I think, in forever.

  • The large box setting in this case was actually totally necessary to allow the many members EXO to freely move around

  • and to allow that awesome cameraman to follow the dance.

  • Seriously, even though I was impressed by the dance, I wasn’t nearly as impressed by that as I was by that cameraman.

  • Fluid camera work moving from person and person, from group to group.

  • The focusing on single members and rotating around them really changed this video from a boring box set dance video

  • To something actually fresh and interesting.

  • Now for those of you that didn’t notice, this was done all in one shot with the smalllllll possibility that they cheated at the 1:30 second mark...

  • we actually went frame by frame for this video and found some very interesting things.

  • #1- Kai had a bombastically fantastic recovery when his hat falls off

  • He doesn’t just bend down to pick it up, he freakinpirouettes into it LIKE A BOSS and acts like nothing happened.

  • #2 Kai really likes squeezing his own nuts

  • Let’s see that again.

  • Oh yeah. One more time but with sexy music.

  • Ohhh Kai you so nasty.

  • #3 The room theyre dancing in looks very creepy, with the flickering lights and all, but...

  • holy shit: did you see the goddamned ghost in the video?

  • Go to the 1:10 mark. Pause it. And then go frame by frame.

  • The light goes on and you could see the ghost in the corner.

  • Yep. You saw it with your own two eyes, and now YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN 7 DAYS.

  • Now wait... Wait a second...Enhance. Enhance. Enhance!

  • Goddamn Fangurilla!

  • YOO HOO! EXO OPPAS! I’M GONNA HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS BIG BOYS.

  • AND TOUCH YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. HAHAHAHA I’M SO GROSS.

  • Now, we like to notice trends in Kpop and try to make predictions about the future of the industry

  • With EXO, I’m starting to notice a pattern,

  • and I think we can make fairly accurate guesses as to where theyre heading in their musical careers

  • First, we have Wolf, in which they talk about being wolves

  • And also about eating cheese...

  • Now, we have growl, in which they talk about growling, like Wolves.

  • First they are wolves, and now theyre doing what wolves do.

  • It only makes sense that their next song would be something like:

  • Girl, I liiike you, youve really got some soul

  • hey come on over here, let me smell your bum hole.

  • Smell your bum smell your bum smell your bum hole

  • Smell your bum smell your bum smell your bum hole

  • Smell your bum...

  • Ok that was a bit of a stretch. I'm sure it probably would be like:

  • Girl I like you, can’t think of how to rhyme this next part,

  • so I’m gonna stop and lick myyyy genitils

  • Genitils genitils genitils yeah!

  • Genitils genitils genitils yeah!

  • Geniti...

  • Ok seriously: why doesn’t anything rhyme with Genitils?

  • I spent two hours trying to find something to rhyme with it. Being a songwriter is hard.

  • Last week we put Jaejoong vs Beast [S]BATOOST! [M] in a dark video with puppies and birdies

  • and the winner, with a 2000 vote margin, was Jaejoong.

  • Why? Because anything related to TVXQ seems to always win on KMM forever.

  • This week we're putting EXO vs B.A.P. in the best One Shot video.

  • EXO's video being all done in One Shot, while B.A.P. named their song One Shot. Oooh. It's a clever showdown.

  • Leave your votes in the comments, or by heading over to our site and trying our new flashy voting option, and we'll announce the winner next week.

  • And lastly, don't forget to like and favourite this video, and to subscribe for more Music Mondays. Take it away, Growling Spudgy.

  • eureureong eureureong eureureong hey~

  • You should subscribe subscribe subscribe~

  • check the bloop check the bloop check the bloopers~

  • I'm the Spudge, I'm the Spudge, I'm the Spudgy hey~

  • [go "Soy un Dorito" team, go!]

This week’s Music Monday will have you smelling other people’s butt holes with EXO’s “Growl.”

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