字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント ♪ Everybody shut up ♪ (Subtitle by Bryan Pai BS Translations) ♪ - Everyone listen up! ♪ ♪ If you can't write ♪ ♪ In the proper way ♪ ♪ If you don't know ♪ ♪ How to conjugate ♪ ♪ Maybe you flunked that class ♪ ♪ And maybe now you find ♪ ♪ That people mock you online ♪ ♪ Okay, now here's the deal: ♪ ♪ I'll try to educate ya ♪ ♪ Gonna familiarize ♪ ♪ You with the nomenclature ♪ ♪ You'll learn the definitions ♪ ♪ Of nouns and prepositions ♪ ♪ Literacy's your mission: ♪ ♪ And that's why I think it's a good time ♪ ♪ To learn some grammar ♪ ♪ Now, did I stammer? ♪ ♪ Work on that grammar ♪ ♪ You should know when ♪ ♪ It's less or it's fewer ♪ ♪ Like people who were ♪ ♪ Never raised in a sewer ♪ ♪ I hate these word crimes ♪ ♪ Like "I could care less" ♪ ♪ That means you do care ♪ ♪ At least a little ♪ ♪ Don't be a moron ♪ ♪ You'd better slow down ♪ ♪ And use the right pronoun ♪ ♪ Show the world you're no clown ♪ Everybody wise up! ♪ Say you got an I-T ♪ ♪ Followed by an apostrophe ♪ ♪ Now what does that mean? ♪ ♪ You would not use it's in this case! ♪ ♪ - As a possessive - No, no, no! ♪ ♪ - It's a contraction. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪ ♪ What's a contraction? ♪ Well, it's the shortening of a word or a group of words by omission of a sound or letter. ♪ Okay, now here's some notes ♪ ♪ Syntax you're always mangling ♪ ♪ No X in "Espresso" ♪ ♪ Your participle's danglin' ♪ ♪ But I don't want your drama ♪ ♪ If you really wanna ♪ ♪ Leave out that Oxford comma ♪ ♪ Just keep in mind that BCRU ♪ ♪ Are words, not letters ♪ ♪ Get it together ♪ ♪ Use your spell checker ♪ ♪ You should never ♪ ♪ Write words using numbers ♪ ♪ Unless you're seven ♪ ♪ Or your name is Prince ♪ ♪ I hate these word crimes ♪ ♪ You really need a full time proof reader ♪ ♪ You dumb mouth breather ♪ ♪ Well, you should hire ♪ ♪ Some cunning linguist ♪ ♪ To help you distinguish ♪ ♪ What is proper English ♪ Everybody wise up! ♪ One thing I ask of you... ♪ ♪ Time to learn your homophones is past due ♪ ♪ Learn to diagram a sentence too ♪ ♪ Always say, "to whom;" ♪ ♪ Don't ever say "to who." ♪ ♪ Listen up when I tell you this ♪ ♪ I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis ♪ ♪ You finished second grade, I hope you can tell ♪ ♪ If you're doing good or doing well ♪ ♪ You better figure out the difference ♪ ♪ Irony is not coincidence ♪ ♪ And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull... ♪ ♪ about what's figurative and what's literal ♪ ♪ - Just now. - Just now. ♪ ♪ - You said. - You said. ♪ ♪ You "literally couldn't get out of bed." ♪ What!? ♪ That really makes me want to literally ♪ ♪ Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head! ♪ ♪ I read your e-mail ♪ ♪ It's quite apparent ♪ ♪ Your grammar's errant ♪ ♪ You're incoherent ♪ ♪ Saw your blog post ♪ ♪ It's really fantastic! ♪ ♪ That was sarcastic ♪ ♪ 'Cause you write like a spastic ♪ ♪ I hate these word crimes ♪ ♪ Your prose is dopey ♪ ♪ Think you should only ♪ ♪ Write in Emojis ♪ ♪ Oh, you're a lost cause ♪ ♪ Go back to pre-school ♪ ♪ Get out of the gene pool ♪ ♪ Try your best to not drool ♪ Never mind, I give up. Really now, I give up.
B2 中上級 米 "変なアル "ヤンコビッチ - 言葉の犯罪 ("Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes) 4922 355 Bruce Chen に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語