I can't remember

if I just moved

where are my pants?

I spent the night

with Ms. December

Where is Pitbull?

Let's make a hit

You're late for the shoot

I'm at the beach

I'll go down to you

That's not necessary

but first I'll brush my teeth

and gargle with this booze

Ugh.

Gross!

Stay put, seriously

Nah! We just gon' do this one over the phone

So I can kiggity keep watchin' Deputy Dawg

When you say you are going down what do you mean?

Do you mean doing down on me, señor clean

if that's the case then no thanks

I've got it covered

I get more action than shamu has blubber

I'll say here you stay on your rocker

and kids always remember to drink Dale vodka.

If Ke$ha sings on your song

make the space between you long

last time I saw her we made love

when she left I had bed bugs

had to put my stuff in bags

even Lassie, such a drag

what is Ke$ha up to now?

what is her part of the song about?

I just felt down

crashed through a winder!

but it's cool

hey there's my pants

I have to go

I promised Pitbull

I'd be the girl

on his new jam

I think we should

move in together

please no

I'll do the chores

I've got a maid

you'll pay the rent

I fly solo

we'll get bunk beds

bunk beds?

best friends forever

no thanks

it will be fun

you won't regret

ay dios mio!

Come on now Ke$ha say two states away

I don't want to have the guy come and spray

this song is about objectifying women

and selling products like Pitbull's fried chicken

stay right there in that dive; Luganis

bet that place smells like ass; anus

hey, what happened to that model? uh-oh!

she got ate by sharks

Chew tobacco doe see doe

Is this country? I don't know

this video don't make no sense

I have to speak to my agent

He made me replace Dale with Timber

I used to say Dale, do you remember?

Dale is an awesome word

Timber's just a piece of wood. Hello?

I'm in your house, and I'm hungover

I'm gonna puke

where is your trash?

Oh here it is

it's on your dresser

A golden cone

it's on a stand

No! Not my latin Grammy!

Why Ke$ha, why?

Oh man

At least it's over

Oh come on!

How much puke you got inside?

Exterminator, I have a Kesha infestation in my house

Yes I can hold