字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (rock music) >>: Hey, everybody it's your favorite burping girl. And today we're at the grocery store and we're going to be burping on your grocery. (burps) (burps) (burps) (burps) I smell like a good old fart. (rock music) (soft music) My morning coffee is kicking in. I'm going to have to drop anchor real soon. It's never easy to find a bathroom at a grocery store. It's usually behind a butcher counter for some reason, we're probably not allowed to use it in Gilead. We can't do anything except when we need to move the story along, then somehow we get away with everything. (burps) (screams) >>: I didn't do anything you old cow. >>: I'm off Tom Brady, but you can call me Andrea. >>: Nice to meet you. Are you new? >>: Yes. >>: So how long have you been making burp videos? >>: A little over a year. >>: Why? >>: 'Cause I'm freaky. >>: Okay. Do you only burp in public? (burps) (burps) (bleep) >>: I burp and I fat, I gag and spit, just everything that's gross with everybody. >>: Okay. >>: Burping girl is a fetish. It's also comedy and it's like the wow factor. So I cater for all three. >>: Have you always been good at burping? >>: I'm good at being a fat girl. >>: Ohh. (burps) (farts) >>: Do you not eat healthy? >>: No. >>: What's your favorite meal? >>: Pizza. >>: What kind of quantity are we talking about? >>: Like two medium pizza as--. >>: Two mediums? >>: Yeah >>: I never understand people that buy two mediums. Why not just probably two larges? >>: You get $5.99 If you buy two from Domino's. >>: Domino's pizza, their whole advertising campaign for the past six years has been apologizing for how horrible their pizza is. It's a weird strategy. (burps) (burps) (burps) (bleep) Do you ever say, excuse me in your videos? >>: Sometimes I do, but I don't mean it. >>: I can't guess your age. >>: I'm 14. >>: What? >>: I'm 29, but 14 in fetish years. >>: How many fetishes are you into? >>: Gassy girl, I like fore skin. I like musty boys, blowjobs for sure. >>: Okay. Tell me about your greatest burp. Sorry there is a blow over that blow job. >>: My greatest burps are the ones that make my eyes roll back. (burps) >>: You ever try harmonizing your burps? >>: No. >>: We could do it together. (both burping) >>: That was music. >>: Normally it's sick. You were born a boy. >>: Yeah. >>: Does that take away some of the allure of being such an amazing burper. People like, well, of course you're such a good burper because most born females aren't good burpers. Would you say that's true? >>: Well, Hormones have taken every testosterone out of my body. So these aren't girl burps. >>: Have you had a... (whistles) >>: If I did then I wouldn't be a fetish. >>: Have you ever thought of maybe having the surgery, so that you could get into the queefing fetish? >>: If I had somebody to pay for it? Yes. (farts) (burps) (burps) >>: Are you dating that. Can I talk-- >>: I'm married, to a woman. >>: Was she born a woman? >>: Maybe. >>: Okay. That's not, that's not, I don't--sometimes I don't know what questions I ask are inappropriate. If you don't want to share that, that's fine. >>: Well, let's just say it's beef, but it smells like fish. (sighs) >>: Yeah. >>: That is disgusting. (soft music) Oh, shit. Are any of the handmaids wearing this like this? (burps) (all) Nasty bitch. (burps) (all) Nasty bitch. (burps) (all) Nasty bitch. >>: So, look at this. I mean, come on, Gilead. >>: Ow. >>: Do you like potatoes? >>: Not ones that look like ball sacks, No. >>: What's your preferred style of French fry? >>: I like curly. >>: Curly is the right answer. >>: Whoo, I love her curly fry, almost makes me consider going back to Arby's. That sounds good. Doesn't it? Oh, I miss Arby's, Goddamn you Gilead. Who is that gross guy that allows you to burp in his mouth in your videos? (burps) >>: My ex-boyfriend. He wanted to get back with me. So he'll say he'd do anything for me. >>: That was so freaking hot. (burps) (burps) >>: What grosses you out? >>: Poop. >>: Poop grosses you out? >>: I'll poop on somebody. I just don't want nobody to poop on me. >>: Has there ever been a video where you're like, "Oh, man, I wish I wouldn't have done that." >>: The grocery store video. 'Cause it went viral, the clip. I was burping on groceries, on boxes, but the internet took it as I was tampering with food, getting my germs all over it. >>: Oh, I certainly didn't look at it that way. I mean, just, just, just talking over groceries is going to get your germs and stuff. >>: You don't need the box. (laughs) >>: Yeah. You get it. Let me check my list. Unlabeled juice. I need a couple potatoes, grab one more thing for my commander and we get out of here. Oh, I'm sad. Samples. Jeez. Oh, those are good. Oh, Gilead, I just got a little bit spicy and now the trade of Josey is carrying the new flaming hot Doritos. Just make sure you wash your hand before you give your commander a handy. Learned that the hard way. >>: Quick, you have to come with me. I'm with the resistance. We're sneaking you across the border to Canada. >>: Canada? (bleep) that. I'd rather be on the wall. >>: Yay, Canada. I love putting burps. (burps) >>: So sick of people telling me how cool to run away. (bleep), it sucks. (chokes) >>: I couldn't help but wonder, was Canada even for me? Or would I miss it here. Did I love big or did I just love being comfortable? Oh, shit. I'm doing a sex in the city monologue now. (audience clapping) >>: Welcome to sex talk with my mom. Today we are together and we're doing... (sings) A sperm test. >>: 'Cause it always comes down to Kim's premature ejaculation issues. (mumbles) >>: You bring it there. People are going into the-- >>: People are going into the bath and enjoying. Are you kidding me? You're not going to be the dummy, you're gonna be the sub. >>: (laughs) Okay, mother. I will come so quickly. (laughs) ...walking on the streets, just, coming in your pants down. (rock music) >>: That's a good point but it's not like you can unbreak a hymen. >>: Mom, I didn't break the hymen. I guess you could say a lot about prolapsing the hard way. >>: Are you talking about the pink sac? >>: Ew! >>: That's scatting. It's not just for Germans anymore. >>: Mom, when was scatting ever for Germans? (knock at door) Come in. >>: Hey Daniel. Thanks for coming on the podcast. >>: Oh, I've never been asked to be on a podcast before. Oh, this is so nice. >>: Normally, guests sit in the chair over here. >>: If this bed could talk. Guys, thank you for inviting me into your home. Lovely. >>: Welcome. >>: Where are you from? >>: Chicago originally, but I moved here two years ago. >>: Why? >>: I have a boyfriend that lives here. >>: You have a boyfriend? How does that make your father and husband feel. >>: He was murdered, unfortunately. >>: Holy shit! This started off. >>: Yeah, it got real dark. >>: How far in the past is that? We're not leaving it just yet. >>: It's 12 years? >>: Yeah, 12 years. >>: God, I'm horribly sorry. >>: Thank you. >>: So you guys have a podcast for people that like to have sex with their moms. >>: No! >>: Sex talk with my mom. That's in another words, we're opening communication between children and their parents about sex. >>: Do you know a lot of people who wanna have sex with their mother? >>: That's what I was thinking. I was like, how many people in this country? 'Cause you have a lot of viewers. >>: Yeah, we have a ton of viewers. >>: And all of them wanna have sex with their mom. >>: No. >>: No. >>: All of them want to have sex with your mom. >>: No. >>: Well, perhaps some. >>: Yeah, kinda. >>: Whose idea was it to do the podcast and how long have you been doing it? >>: She wrote a book called "The Cougar's Guide to Getting Your Ass Back Out There." >>: Yeah, and I started a YouTube channel, which was mainly to help other women going through being single again. And it turned out there were just a bunch of horny guys who just like, wanted to know cougars. >>: How did you end up, uh... you know. >>: With this guy? >>: Yeah, bringing him into the mix? >>: Well, I was doing standup for the time. >>: And he read passages out of it. >>: This is from a chapter called, Release Your Inner Stripper. I was like, well, we're using the same material, why don't we just like collaborate? >>: Are you the only sibling? >>: No. >>: No, there are two. >>: Is the other one jealous of your relationship? >>: It's a good question. >>: I don't think either of them really want that relationship with her. >>: I always grew up my relationship with my mother totally comfortable with her making out with my dad or whatever. Like it never grossed me out. Does it bother you to think of your mother as a sexual person? >>: No, I'd hope she's having a robust sex life.