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  • (rock music)

  • >>: Hey, everybody it's your favorite burping girl.

  • And today we're at the grocery store

  • and we're going to be burping on your grocery.

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • I smell like a good old fart.

  • (rock music)

  • (soft music)

  • My morning coffee is kicking in.

  • I'm going to have to drop anchor real soon.

  • It's never easy to find a bathroom at a grocery store.

  • It's usually behind a butcher counter for some reason,

  • we're probably not allowed to use it in Gilead.

  • We can't do anything except when we need to

  • move the story along,

  • then somehow we get away with everything.

  • (burps)

  • (screams)

  • >>: I didn't do anything you old cow.

  • >>: I'm off Tom Brady, but you can call me Andrea.

  • >>: Nice to meet you.

  • Are you new? >>: Yes.

  • >>: So how long have you been making burp videos?

  • >>: A little over a year.

  • >>: Why? >>: 'Cause I'm freaky.

  • >>: Okay. Do you only burp in public?

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • (bleep)

  • >>: I burp and I fat, I gag and spit,

  • just everything that's gross with everybody.

  • >>: Okay. >>: Burping girl is a fetish.

  • It's also comedy and it's like the wow factor.

  • So I cater for all three.

  • >>: Have you always been good at burping?

  • >>: I'm good at being a fat girl.

  • >>: Ohh. (burps)

  • (farts)

  • >>: Do you not eat healthy? >>: No.

  • >>: What's your favorite meal? >>: Pizza.

  • >>: What kind of quantity are we talking about?

  • >>: Like two medium pizza as--.

  • >>: Two mediums? >>: Yeah

  • >>: I never understand people that buy two mediums.

  • Why not just probably two larges?

  • >>: You get $5.99 If you buy two from Domino's.

  • >>: Domino's pizza,

  • their whole advertising campaign for the past six years

  • has been apologizing for how horrible their pizza is.

  • It's a weird strategy.

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • (bleep)

  • Do you ever say, excuse me in your videos?

  • >>: Sometimes I do, but I don't mean it.

  • >>: I can't guess your age.

  • >>: I'm 14. >>: What?

  • >>: I'm 29, but 14 in fetish years.

  • >>: How many fetishes are you into?

  • >>: Gassy girl, I like fore skin.

  • I like musty boys, blowjobs for sure.

  • >>: Okay. Tell me about your greatest burp.

  • Sorry there is a blow over that blow job.

  • >>: My greatest burps are the ones

  • that make my eyes roll back.

  • (burps)

  • >>: You ever try harmonizing your burps?

  • >>: No. >>: We could do it together.

  • (both burping)

  • >>: That was music. >>: Normally it's sick.

  • You were born a boy. >>: Yeah.

  • >>: Does that take away some of the allure of being

  • such an amazing burper. People like,

  • well, of course you're such a good burper because most born

  • females aren't good burpers. Would you say that's true?

  • >>: Well, Hormones have taken every testosterone

  • out of my body. So these aren't girl burps.

  • >>: Have you had a... (whistles)

  • >>: If I did then I wouldn't be a fetish.

  • >>: Have you ever thought of maybe having the surgery,

  • so that you could get into the queefing fetish?

  • >>: If I had somebody to pay for it? Yes.

  • (farts)

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • >>: Are you dating that. Can I talk--

  • >>: I'm married, to a woman.

  • >>: Was she born a woman? >>: Maybe.

  • >>: Okay. That's not, that's not,

  • I don't--sometimes I don't know what questions

  • I ask are inappropriate.

  • If you don't want to share that, that's fine.

  • >>: Well, let's just say it's beef, but it smells like fish.

  • (sighs)

  • >>: Yeah. >>: That is disgusting.

  • (soft music)

  • Oh, shit.

  • Are any of the handmaids wearing this like this?

  • (burps)

  • (all) Nasty bitch. (burps)

  • (all) Nasty bitch. (burps)

  • (all) Nasty bitch.

  • >>: So, look at this. I mean, come on, Gilead.

  • >>: Ow. >>: Do you like potatoes?

  • >>: Not ones that look like ball sacks, No.

  • >>: What's your preferred style of French fry?

  • >>: I like curly.

  • >>: Curly is the right answer.

  • >>: Whoo, I love her curly fry,

  • almost makes me consider going back to Arby's.

  • That sounds good. Doesn't it?

  • Oh, I miss Arby's, Goddamn you Gilead.

  • Who is that gross guy that allows you to burp in his mouth

  • in your videos? (burps)

  • >>: My ex-boyfriend. He wanted to get back with me.

  • So he'll say he'd do anything for me.

  • >>: That was so freaking hot.

  • (burps)

  • (burps)

  • >>: What grosses you out?

  • >>: Poop.

  • >>: Poop grosses you out?

  • >>: I'll poop on somebody.

  • I just don't want nobody to poop on me.

  • >>: Has there ever been a video where you're like,

  • "Oh, man, I wish I wouldn't have done that."

  • >>: The grocery store video.

  • 'Cause it went viral, the clip.

  • I was burping on groceries, on boxes,

  • but the internet took it as I was tampering with food,

  • getting my germs all over it.

  • >>: Oh, I certainly didn't look at it that way.

  • I mean, just, just, just talking over groceries

  • is going to get your germs and stuff.

  • >>: You don't need the box.

  • (laughs)

  • >>: Yeah.

  • You get it. Let me check my list.

  • Unlabeled juice. I need a couple potatoes,

  • grab one more thing for my commander

  • and we get out of here.

  • Oh, I'm sad.

  • Samples.

  • Jeez.

  • Oh, those are good.

  • Oh, Gilead, I just got a little bit spicy

  • and now the trade of Josey is carrying

  • the new flaming hot Doritos.

  • Just make sure you wash your hand

  • before you give your commander a handy.

  • Learned that the hard way.

  • >>: Quick, you have to come with me.

  • I'm with the resistance.

  • We're sneaking you across the border to Canada.

  • >>: Canada? (bleep) that.

  • I'd rather be on the wall.

  • >>: Yay, Canada. I love putting burps.

  • (burps)

  • >>: So sick of people telling me how cool to run away.

  • (bleep), it sucks.

  • (chokes)

  • >>: I couldn't help but wonder, was Canada even for me?

  • Or would I miss it here.

  • Did I love big or did I just love being comfortable?

  • Oh, shit. I'm doing a sex in the city monologue now.

  • (audience clapping)

  • >>: Welcome to sex talk with my mom.

  • Today we are together and we're doing...

  • (sings)

  • A sperm test.

  • >>: 'Cause it always comes down to Kim's

  • premature ejaculation issues.

  • (mumbles)

  • >>: You bring it there.

  • People are going into the--

  • >>: People are going into the bath and enjoying.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • You're not going to be the dummy, you're gonna be the sub.

  • >>: (laughs) Okay, mother.

  • I will come so quickly.

  • (laughs)

  • ...walking on the streets, just, coming in your pants down.

  • (rock music)

  • >>: That's a good point but it's not like

  • you can unbreak a hymen.

  • >>: Mom, I didn't break the hymen.

  • I guess you could say a lot about prolapsing the hard way.

  • >>: Are you talking about the pink sac?

  • >>: Ew!

  • >>: That's scatting.

  • It's not just for Germans anymore.

  • >>: Mom, when was scatting ever for Germans?

  • (knock at door) Come in.

  • >>: Hey Daniel. Thanks for coming on the podcast.

  • >>: Oh, I've never been asked to be on a podcast before.

  • Oh, this is so nice.

  • >>: Normally, guests sit in the chair over here.

  • >>: If this bed could talk.

  • Guys, thank you for inviting me into your home.

  • Lovely. >>: Welcome.

  • >>: Where are you from?

  • >>: Chicago originally, but I moved here two years ago.

  • >>: Why?

  • >>: I have a boyfriend that lives here.

  • >>: You have a boyfriend?

  • How does that make your father and husband feel.

  • >>: He was murdered, unfortunately.

  • >>: Holy shit! This started off. >>: Yeah, it got real dark.

  • >>: How far in the past is that?

  • We're not leaving it just yet.

  • >>: It's 12 years? >>: Yeah, 12 years.

  • >>: God, I'm horribly sorry. >>: Thank you.

  • >>: So you guys have a podcast for people

  • that like to have sex with their moms.

  • >>: No!

  • >>: Sex talk with my mom.

  • That's in another words, we're opening communication

  • between children and their parents about sex.

  • >>: Do you know a lot of people who wanna have sex

  • with their mother? >>: That's what I was thinking.

  • I was like, how many people in this country?

  • 'Cause you have a lot of viewers.

  • >>: Yeah, we have a ton of viewers.

  • >>: And all of them wanna have sex with their mom.

  • >>: No. >>: No.

  • >>: All of them want to have sex with your mom.

  • >>: No. >>: Well, perhaps some.

  • >>: Yeah, kinda.

  • >>: Whose idea was it to do the podcast

  • and how long have you been doing it?

  • >>: She wrote a book called

  • "The Cougar's Guide to Getting Your Ass Back Out There."

  • >>: Yeah, and I started a YouTube channel,

  • which was mainly to help other women

  • going through being single again.

  • And it turned out there were just a bunch of horny guys

  • who just like, wanted to know cougars.

  • >>: How did you end up, uh...

  • you know. >>: With this guy?

  • >>: Yeah, bringing him into the mix?

  • >>: Well, I was doing standup for the time.

  • >>: And he read passages out of it.

  • >>: This is from a chapter called,

  • Release Your Inner Stripper.

  • I was like, well, we're using the same material,

  • why don't we just like collaborate?

  • >>: Are you the only sibling?

  • >>: No. >>: No, there are two.

  • >>: Is the other one jealous of your relationship?

  • >>: It's a good question.

  • >>: I don't think either of them really want

  • that relationship with her.

  • >>: I always grew up my relationship with my mother

  • totally comfortable with her making out

  • with my dad or whatever.

  • Like it never grossed me out.

  • Does it bother you to think of your mother

  • as a sexual person?

  • >>: No, I'd hope she's having a robust sex life.