THE SHOW.

THE SHOW.

THANKS FOR JOINING ME, HERE IN MY GARAGE.

参加してくれてありがとう、ガレージの中で。

REGGIE, THE BAND, AND IAN ARE ALL JOINING ME REMOTELY.

REGGIE, THE BAND, AND IAN ARE ALL JOINING ME REMOTELY.

AND, YOU KNOW, DESPITE HOW WEIRD THIS SETUP IS, WE'VE GOT A GOOD

そして、あなたが知っている、このセットアップがどのように奇妙であるにもかかわらず、私たちは良いものを持っています。

SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU.

SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU.

WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DASHING ROB LOWE.

WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DASHING ROB LOWE.

AND LATER, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ZOE WEES.

後、ZOE WEAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ZOE WEES.

YOU'LL WANT TO STICK AROUND FOR THAT.

そのためには、ここにいた方がいい。

BUT IT'S MONDAY, THE WEEKEND JUST HAPPENED.

BUT IT'S MONDAY, THE WEEKEND JUST HAPPENED.

A POINTLESS QUESTION, BUT WE STILL ASK, WHAT DID YOU GET UP

A POINTLESS QUESTION, BUT WE STILL ASK, WHAT DID YOU GET UP

TO THIS WEEKEND, REGGIE?

今週末はレジー？

IAN?

IAN?

>> Reggie: PARTY CENTRAL.

>> レジー：ＰＡＲＴＹ ＣＥＮＴＲＡＬ。

>> WAS IT PARTY CENTRAL, REG WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> WAS IT PARTY CENTRAL, REG WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> Reggie: OH MAN, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

>> レジー：OH MAN, YOU WULDON'T BELIEVE IT.

I TOOK LIKE A HUGE DOSE OF THC AND THEN I-- .

大量のTHCを飲んでから...

>> James: AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT IT WAS MONDAY.

>> ジェームズいつの間にか月曜日になっていた

>> Reggie: EXACTLY, NOW I'M HERE.

>> レジー：その通り、今ここにいる。

>> James: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE AN

>> ジェームズあなたに話してもいいですか？

IMPACT ON TONIGHT'S SHOW?

今夜のショーに影響は？

THERE IS A FLY IN HERE.

ここにハエがいる

>> Reggie: OH NO.

>>レジー：やばい。

>> James: HE'S TOYING WITH ME.

>> ジェームズ私をからかってるのよ

BECAUSE IT WAS HERE BEFORE, WE STARTED.

前からここにあったから始めたんだ

AND I WAS LIKE-- THAT.

私はそうだった...

AND THEN I THOUGHT OH, HE'S GONE.

そして思ったの 彼はもういないって

I JUST SAW HIM EMERGE.

彼が現れるのを見たのよ

>> BREAKING BAD GOT AN ENTIRE EPISODE OU OF THIS.

>> >> BREAKING BAD GOT ANTIRE EPISODE OU OF THIS.

SO I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN GOOD SHAPE.

SO I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN GOOD SHAPE.

>> James: YES, THAT WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE OF

>> ジェームスはい、それは私の最後のお気に入りのエピソードでした。

BREAKING BAD.

BREAKING BAD.

AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SAYING THAT TO BRYAN CRANSTON.

ブライアン・クランストンに言ったのは 間違いだったわ。

>> IT WAS IN A CONVERSATION AND YOU DID THAT WHOLE ONE JUST YOU

>> それは会話の中でのことであり、あなたはそれを全部あなただけにしたのです。

AND THAT GUY TALKING ABOUT A FLY.

その男はハエの話をしていた

AND HE WENT-- AND BRYAN, LOVELIEST MAN ON PLANET EARTH

AND HE WENT-- AND BRYAN, LOVELIEST MAN ON PLANET EARTH

WENT, DUDE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FAVORITE

行ってきたんだよ みんなのお気に入りだったんだよ

EPISODE.

EPISODE.

AND I THOUGHT THIS COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS HERE.

AND I THOUGHT THIS COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS HERE.

I COULD EITHER GO OH NO, I LOVE IT, I'M KIDDING.

私はそれを愛しています、私は冗談です。

I JUST WENT NO.

I just WENT NO.

NOW GUYS, I I'VE GOT IT TO TELL YOU, I HAVE BOT SOME GOOD NEWS.

皆さん、私は良いニュースを持っています。

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU, FOR EVERYONE AT HOME.

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU, FOR EVERYONE AT HOME.

THIS, RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN THE FINAL FULL WEEK OF THE TRUMP

THIS, RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN THE FINAL FULL WEEK OF THE TRUMP

PRESIDENCY!

PRESIDENCY!

FINAL WEEK.

FINAL WEEK.

YEAH.

ああ

BUT APPARENTLY AFTER THE AWFUL DISPLAY THAT WE SAW LAST WEEK,

BUT APPARENTLY AFTER THE AWFUL DISPLAY THAT WE SAW LAST WEEK,

57% OF AMERICANS NOW WANT PRESIDENT TRUMP REMOVED FROM

アメリカ人の57%は今、大統領のTRUMPが削除されたことを望んでいます。

OFFICE IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER 42% WERE BUSY DRY CLEANING THEIR

オフィスに入ってすぐに他の42％は自分のオフィスの清掃に忙殺されていました。

AMERICAN FLAG AND BUFFALO HAT AND COULDN'T BE REACHED FOR

アメリカの旗とバッファローの帽子と手が届かない

COMMENT.

COMMENT.

57% OF AMERICANS WOULD LIKE TRUMP OUT.

アメリカ人の57％は、TRUMPが出てくるのを望んでいる。

DID WE NEED THIS POLL, ANYONE?

誰かこの調査が必要だったのか？

I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT ELECTIONS WERE FOR BUT BASICALLY THIS IS

選挙とはこういうものだと思っていましたが、基本的にはこれです。

THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE AMERICA HAS FINALLY DECIDED THAT

THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE AMERICA HAS FINALLY DECIDED THAT

THEY ARE OVER THEIR TOXIC EX.

THEY ARE OVER THEIR TOXIC EX.

THEY GET A NEW HAIRCUT, UNWRITTEN BY NATASHA BEDINGFIELD

ナターシャ・ベッディングフィールドによって書かれていない新しいヘアカットを取得します。

STARTS PLAYING AND THEY JUST STRIDE PURPOSEFULLY DOWN THE

演奏を開始すると、彼らは目的を持って歩いて下に降りてくる

ROAD LETTING THE WORLD KNOW THAT THEY ARE STARTING FRESH.

ROAD LETTING THE WORLD KNOW THAT THEY ARE STARTING FRESH.

DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS WANT TRUMP OUT ALSO.

議会の民主主義者は トランプの退場を望んでいる

THEY ARE TELLING VICE PRESIDENT PENCE THAT HE NEEDS TO INVOKE

THEY ARE TELLING VICE PRESIDENT PENCE THAT HE NEEDS TO INVOKE

THE 259 AMENDMENT AND REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE OR THEY WILL

259条の改正案と トランプをオフィスから削除するか、または彼らは意志

IMPEACH TRUMP FOR A SECOND TIME.

トランプを2回目のインピーチ。

THIS IS A LOT ON MIKE PENCE.

マイク・ペンスのせいだ

HE'S SO CONCERNED, THIS AFTERNOON HE ALMOST MADE A

彼はとても気にしていて、この日の午後には、ほとんどの人を作った。

FACIAL EXPRESSION.

FACIAL EXPRESSION.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE GIVING PENCE UNTIL WEDNESDAY.

民主党は水曜日まで刑罰を与えます

I DONE KNOW WHY WEDNESDAY, THIS IS BASICALLY THE POLITICAL

なぜ水曜日なのかは知っていますが、これは基本的には政治的なことです。

VERSION OF WHEN A PARENT IS LIKE RIGHT, YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO

VERSION OF WHEN A PARENT IS LIKE RIGHT, YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO

START CLEANING YOUR ROOM, OKAY.

START CLEANING YOUR ROOM, OKAY.

ONE.

ＯＮＥです。

TWO.

TWO.

I MEAN IT.

本気だよ

TWO AND A HALF.

2.5分の1

YOU BETTER START.

YOU BETTER START.

I'M ALMOST THERE.

もう少しだ

AND YOU KNOW HOW TRUMP WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM TWITTER

トランプがツイッターから永久追放されたことを知っていますか？

ON FRIDAY?

金曜日に？

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP WENT QUOTE BALLISTIC AFTER THE

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP WENT QUOTE BALLISTIC AFTER THE

DECISION.

決断だ

I MEAN IS THIS, ARE WE SAYING THAT HE WASN'T BALLISTIC FOR ALL

つまり、私たちは彼がすべてのためにバリスティックではなかったと言っているのですか？

OF THOSE YEARS LEADING UP TO THIS DECISION?

この決断に至るまでの数年間を？

IT'S ALMOST A PITTEE FOR DONALD TRUMP TO BE THAT ANGRY WITHOUT

それは、それがないとその怒りをすることができるドナルド-トランプのためのほとんどのITTEEです。

ACCESS TO TWITTER TMENT IS LIKE LEBRON JAMES TRYING TO DUNK

ACCESS TO TWITTER TMENT IS LIKE LEBRON JAMES TRYING TO DUNK

WITHOUT A BASKETBALL.

WITHOUT A BASKETBALL.

I MUST SAY, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO SEE A GUY WHO

言っておくけど、そんな男を見るのは恥ずかしいわね

DESPERATELY DRIVES ON ATTENTION FROM OTHER PEOPLE SUDDENLY NOT

DESPERATELY DRIVES ON ATTENTION FROM OTHER PEOPLE SUDDENLY NOT

BEING ABLE TO GET THAT ATTENTION.

注意を引くことができること。

OF COURSE I'M SAYING THIS AS I AM TALKING ABOUT MYSELF DOING A

もちろん、自分がやっていることについて話している時に言っているのです。

SHOW FROM A GARAGE.

車庫からのショー。

MEANWHILE TRUMP ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL NOT BE ATTENDING JOE

一方、トランプ氏はジョーに出席しないことを発表しました。

BIDEN'S INAUGURATION NEXT WEEK MAKES SENSE, HE LIKES TO KEEP A

BIDEN'S INAUGURATION NEXT WEEK MAKES SENSE, HE LIKES TO KEEP A

LOW PROFILE, STAY OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE,

低プロフィール、できるだけ公共の目に入らないようにしてください。

JUST LET THINGS HAPPEN ORGANICALLY.

組織的に物事が起こるようにしてください。

IRONICALLY THE FACT THAT TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO THE INAUGURATION

IRONICALLY THE FACT THAT TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO THE INAUGURATION

AND CAN'T LIVE TWEET ABOUT IT, IN ITS OWN WAY DOES MAKE AMERICA

AND CAN'T LIVE TWEET ABOUT IT, IN ITS OWN WAY DOES MAKE AMERICA

GREAT AGAIN.

GREAT AGAIN.

MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND.

MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND.

NOW, I KNOW THE VICE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE HIGH ROAD AND

今、私は副大統領が王道を行っていることを知っています。

DOING THE RIGHT THING...

DOING THE RIGHT THING...

BUT IS THERE A LESS-FESTIVE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

BUT IS THERE A LESS-FESTIVE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

THAN "MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND"?

THAN "MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND"?

AND WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS, BECAUSE NOW, IN ADDITION TO A

雨が降ると、雨が降ってきます。

POSSIBLE IMPEACHMENT AND BEING KICKED OFF TWITTER, EVEN

インピーチの可能性があり、ツイッターから追い出されることもある。

PROFESSIONAL GOLF IS COMING FOR TRUMP.

プロゴルフはトランプのために来ています。

THE P.G.A. ANNOUNCED IT HAS STRIPPED THE 2022 P.G.A.

P.G.A.は2022年のP.G.A.を剥奪したと発表した。

CHAMPIONSHIP FROM ONE OF TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES.

トランプ氏のゴルフ場の一つで チャンピオンシップを獲得しました

IN OTHER WORDS, THE P.G.A.

他の言葉では、P.G.A.

FINALLY FOUND A HOLE THEY DIDN'T WANT.

FINALLY FOUND A HOLE THEY DIDN'T WANT.

IT'S NICE TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE TAKING A STAND.

たくさんの人が立っているのを見るのはいいことだ。

IF IS, I MEAN I'M STILL NOT GOING TO WATCH THE GOLF.

もしそうなら まだゴルフを見に行かないわ

BUT GOOD FOR THEM 6 EVEN GOLF IS TURNING ITS BACK ON

しかし、彼らは良いことをした 6 ゴルフも背を向けようとしている

TRUMP.

TRUMP.

THIS IS ALMOST TOO MUCH.

これは多すぎます。

THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WATCH RITA WILSON AND TOM

THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WATCH RITA WILSON AND TOM

HANKS ARGUE.

HANKS ARGUE。

THEY TOOK AWAY TRUMP'S TWITTER ACCOUNT, NOW THEY'RE TAKING AWAY

THEY TOOK AWAY TRUMP'S TWITTER ACCOUNT, NOW THEY'RE TAKING AWAY

HIS GOLF TOURNAMENTS.

HIS GOLF TOURNAMENTS。

TRUMP IS ONE "K.F.C. BAN" AWAY FROM A FULL-ON MENTAL BREAKDOWN.

TRUMPは "K.F.C. BAN "で完全なメンタルブレイクダウンから1つの "K.F.C. BAN "です。

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THISMENT A MAN IN THE UNITED

そして、私たちはこれを見てもらいたいと思っていました。

KINGDOM TRIED TO SURPRISE HER CHILD WITH A PEPPA PIG BIRTHDAY

KINGDOM TRIED TO SURPRISE HER CHILD WITH A PEPPA PIG BIRTHDAY

CAKE.

ケーク。

THIS IS WHAT PEPPA PIG LOOKS LIKE HERE AM

これがペッパピッグの姿です。

WELL, THE CAKE WENT VIRAL AFTER PEOPLE ONLINE NOTICED IT

WELL, THE CAKE WENT VIRAL AFTER PEOPLE ONLINE NOTICED IT

RESEMBLED-- CAN YOU GUESS?

似たような...わかるか？

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

BASICALLY, SHE TRIED TO MAKE A CAKE FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND

BASICALLY, SHE TRIED TO MAKE A CAKE FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND

ENDED UP MAKING A CAKE FOR A BACHELORETTE PARTY.

バチェロレットパーティーのために ケーキを作っていた

YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL THAT A BOTCHED PEPPA PIG CAKE.

腐ったペッパパイグケーキとは 言えないだろう

THAT'S A PENIS CAKE WITH EYEBALLS.

THAT'S A PENIS CAKE WITH EYEBALLS.

AND FINALLY, THIS IS FUN, YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME

AND FINALLY, THIS IS FUN, YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME

EVER, AN NFL GAME WAS BROADCAST ON NICKELODEON WHICH MEANT THAT

これまでNFLの試合は ニッケローデオンで放送されていました。

THERE WERE SOME CHANGES TO THE BROADCAST, INCLUDING THE

THERE WERE SOME CHANGES TO THE BROADCAST, INCLUDING THE

ADDITION OF VIRTUAL SLIME CANONS.

バーチャルスライムキャノンの追加。

TO THE END ZONE.

THE END ZONEへ。

OH, ON THE FLOOR FIRST, THERE WE GO WITH THE SLIME CANONS.

OH, ON THE FLOOR FIRST, THERE WE GO WITH THE SLIME CANONS.

HEY, THAT IS EPIC.

HEY, THAT'S EPIC.

AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, WHENEVER THERE WAS A PENALTY,

それに加えて、罰則があった時にも

YOUNG SHELL DONE WOULD POP UP AND EXPLAIN.

YOUNG SHELL DONE WOULD POP UP AND EXPLAIN.

>> OFFENSE NUMBER 51 FIVE YARD PENALTY, IT REMAINS THIRD

>> >> オフェンスナンバー51 5ヤードのペナルティ、それは3番目に残っています。

DOWN.

"下へ

>> A FALSE START WHEN A DEFENSIVE PLAYER MOVES PRIOR TO

>> ディフェンシブプレーヤーが前に移動した場合の誤スタート

THE SNAP LIKE WHEN DAD STARTS SHOVELING IN DINNER BEFORE MOM

THE SNAP LIKE WHEN DAD STARTS SHOVELING IN DINNER BEFORE MOM

SAYS GRACE.

SAYS GRACE.

>> THANK YOU, YES.

>> THANK YOU, YES.

>> I THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE.

>> それはそれでかわいいと思う。

ALTHOUGH IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT REALLY INTERESTING, YOU KNOW

でも、あなたがそれを本当に興味深くしたいなら、あなたは知っている...

WHAT I SAY, JUST PUT YOUNG SHELL DON ON THE-- SHELDON ON THE

俺が言うのは、若いシェル・ドンを...シェル・ドンを上に乗せろってことだ。

FIELD.

FIELD.

MAKE IT A BONUS POINT, IF A TEAM CAN GRAB YOUNG SHELL DONE AND

チームが若い殻をつかむことができる場合は、それをボーナスポイントにしてください。

RUN WITH HIM THE ENTIRE FIELD AND GET HIM OVER THE TOUCHDOWN

RUN WITH HIM THE ENTIRE FIELD AND GET HIM OVER THE TOUCHDOWN

LINE.

LINEです。

>> MEANWHILE ON THE NFL GAME ON BRAVO, INSTEAD OF GATORADE, THE

>> ブラボのNFLゲームでは、GATORADEの代わりに、意味があります。

PLAYERS DOUSED THEIR HEAD COACH WITH A TUB OF CHEAP RED WINE.

選手たちはヘッドコーチに安い赤ワインのタブをかけました。

AN NFL GAME ON NICKELODEON.

NICKELODEONのNFL GAME。

IT ALL WENT FINE UNTIL THE THIRD QUARTER WHEN THE GAME HAD TO BE

IT ALL WENT FINE UNTIL THE THIRD QUARTER WHEN THE GAME HAD TO BE

POSTPONED AFTER SPONGEBOB GOT LOADED AND HIT THE FIELD.

POSTPONED AFTER SPONGEBOB GOT LOADED AND HIT THE FIELD.