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  • >> Stephen: OH, HELLO.

    >> スティーブンOH, HELLO.

  • AND WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    AND WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • HUGE DAY IN AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

    アメリカ民主主義の重要な日。

  • FIRST OF ALL, IT STILL EXISTS.

    まず第一に、それはまだ存在する。

  • I WOULD NOT HAVE PUT MY MONEY ON THAT!

    私はそんなことにお金をかけたくなかった!

  • SECOND, CONTROL OF THE SENATE IS BEING DECIDED TONIGHT IN A

    第二に、上院の支配権は今夜決定されます

  • SPECIAL ELECTION DOWN IN GEORGIA. VOTERS ARE FILLING TWO

    SPECIAL ELECTION DOWN IN GEORGIA. VOTERS ARE FILLING TWO

  • COUNT THEM, TWO-- SENATE SEATS.

    2人を数えろ 2人は上院の議席だ

  • THE RACES FEATURE CURRENT REPUBLICAN SENATOR AND RAPUNZEL

    THE RACES FEATURE CURRENT REPUBLICAN SENATOR AND RAPUNZEL

  • STUNT DOUBLE, KELLY LOEFFLER, VERSUS SENIOR PASTOR OF THE

    "スタント・ダブル ケリー・ロフラーと" "神学校の上級牧師との対決

  • EBENEEZER BAPTIST CHURCH AND MAN WHO GOT UP EARLY TO GET THE

    EBENEEZER BAPTIST CHURCH AND MAN WHO GOT UP EARLY TO GET THE

  • GOOD SEAT AT CHURCH, RAPHAEL WARNOCK, ALONG WITH INCUMBENT

    教会の良い席 ラファエル・ウォーノック 犠牲者と一緒に

  • SENATOR AND STAND-UP BOMBING AT THE SKI LODGE, DAVID PERDUE,

    上院議員とスキーロッジでの爆弾テロ デイビッド・パデュー

  • VERSUS ACTIVIST FILMMAKER AND NEW HOT DOCTOR ON "GREY'S

    グレイズ」の活動的な映画作家であり、新しい注目の医師でもある。

  • ANATOMY," JON OSSOFF.

    ANATOMY」JON OSSOFF。

  • AND-- DO WE HAVE THIS?

    AND-- DO WE HAVE THIS?

  • IS THIS IN?

    これが入ってるのか?

  • AND I'M BEING TOLD "THE LATE SHOW" IS NOW READY TO PROJECT

    AND I'M BEING TOLD "THE LATE SHOW" IS NOW READY TO PROJECT

  • THAT...

    それは...

  • WE TAPED THIS SHOW AT 6:00 AND I HAVE NO ( BLEEP ) IDEA WHO

    We TAPED THIS SHOW AT 6: 00 AND I HAVE NO ( BLEEP ) IDEA WHO

  • WON.

    WONです。

  • TO SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES, LAST NIGHT, THE

    共和党の候補者を支援するために、最後の夜には

  • PRESIDENT WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA-- AS DEVILS OFTEN DO-- AND HE KEPT

    大統領はいつものように ジョージア州に降りて行った そして彼は維持した

  • HIS EYE ON THE PRIZE.

    賞金に目を向けて

  • >> I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • HELLO, GEORGIA.

    こんにちは、ジョージア

  • BY THE WAY, THERE IS NO WAY WE LOST GEORGIA.

    ところで、ジョージアを失うなんてありえないわ

  • THERE'S NO WAY.

    そんなことはない

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT WAS A RIGGED ELECTION, BUT

    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT WAS A RIGGED ELECTION, BUT

  • WE ARE STILL FIGHTING IT, AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT IS GOING TO

    私たちはまだ戦っています、あなたは何が起こるのかを見ることができます。

  • HAPPEN.

    ハプニング。

  • >> Stephen: OH, HONEY, MOVE ON.

    >> スティーブンああ ハニー 移動して

  • IT'S OVER!

    終わりだ!

  • IT'S LIKE STARTING A BEST MAN SPEACH WITH, "I'M JUST SO HAPPY

    IT'S LIKE STARTING A BEST MAN SPEACH WITH, "I'M JUST SO HAPPY

  • FOR KEVIN AND NICOLE.

    ケビンとニコレのために

  • BY THE WAY, THERE IS NO WAY NICOLE DUMPED MY.

    ところで、ニコレが私を降ろす方法はない。

  • THAT WAS A RIGGED BREAKUP.

    それは不正な別れ方だった

  • NICOLE, HERE'S MY ROOM KEY.

    ニコレ、私の部屋の鍵よ

  • KEVIN, WILL YOU BE MY BEST MAN?" WHILE I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

    KEVIN, WILL YOU BE MY BEST MAN?" WHILE I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

  • AS IF THE HAVING SEX WAS A DUEL OF SOME KIND.

    まるでセックスをすることが何かのデュエルであるかのように。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHY?

    ( LAUGHTER ) なぜ?

  • HE'S LIKE, WHY-- JUST DO THE SCRIPT.

    彼は、なぜ...どうして...ただスクリプトを実行してください。

  • NO!

    駄目だ!

  • NO!

    駄目だ!

  • IT'S 2021, BABY, NO RULES!

    2021年よ ルールはないわ!

  • AND IT WOULDN'T BE A MAGA RALLY WITHOUT HUFFING A PAPER BAG FULL

    そして、紙袋いっぱいのバッグをハフらずには、マガ・ラリーにはなれない。

  • OF NOSTALGIA.

    ノスタルジアの。

  • >> THE WALL, THE WALL, THE WALL.

    >> THE WALL, THE WALL, THE WALL.

  • REMEMBER, WE WILL BUILD A WALL.

    忘れないで、私たちは壁を作ります。

  • WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL.

    壁を作るんだ

  • AND THAT'S RIGHT, MEXICO IS PAYING FOR THE WALL.

    そうだ メキシコは壁に金を払ってる

  • SO THEY'RE COMING UP NOW, THE CARAVANS.

    SO THEY'RE COMING UP NOW, THE CARAVANS.

  • REMEMBER THE CARAVANS?

    キャラバンを覚えているか?

  • >> Stephen: OH, MY GOD!

    >> スティーブン何てこった!

  • THIS IS SO SAD!

    これはとても悲しい!

  • HE SOUNDS LIKE THE WASHED-UP GUY AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

    HE SOUNDS LIKE THE WASHED-UP GUY AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

  • GOING, "HEY PROM!

    GOING「HEY PROM!

  • REMEMBER PROM?

    REMEMBER PROM?

  • I'M GOING TO BE PROM KING AGAIN!

    またプロムキングになるんだ!

  • AND MEXICO IS PAYING FOR MY TUXEDO RENTAL!"

    "メキシコは私のトゥクセドのレンタル代を払ってる!"

  • NICOLE, YOU WANT TO GO TO PROM WITH ME?

    ニコレ、一緒にプロムに行かない?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) KEVIN CAN WATCH.

    ケビンが見てるのよ

  • EVENTUALLY, THE PRESIDENT REMEMBERED THAT HE WAS THERE TO

    EVENTUALLY, THE PRESIDENT REMEMBERED THAT HE WAS THERE TO

  • TALK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIMSELF, AND HIS BRAIN DONE

    自分以外の人の話をして、自分の脳がやられた。

  • BROKE.

    BROKE。

  • >> KELLY LOEFFLER AND DAVID PERDUE SHARE YOUR VAL-HOO.

    >> KELLY LOEFFLER AND DAVID PERDUE SHARE YOUR VAL-HOO.

  • AND YOU KNOW THAT.

    AND YOU KNOW THAT.

  • >> Stephen: NOT A GREAT INDICATION OF YOUR VALUES WHEN

    >> スティーブン: あなたの価値を示す素晴らしい指標ではありません。

  • WHEN YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE WORD "VALUES."

    WHEN YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE WORD "VALUES."

  • "YOUR HONOR, I AM A MAN OF INTETEGREE AND STRONG MERRALS.

    "閣下、私は誠実で強い男です

  • I WOULD NEVER BREAK THE LAWWAAH."

    I WOULD NEVER BREAK THE LAWWAAH."

  • BUT THE MAIN THING ON HIS MIND WAS TOMORROW'S CONGRESSIONAL

    しかし、彼の頭の中にあったのは、明日の会議のことでした。

  • CERTIFICATION OF JOE BIDEN'S WIN.

    CERTIFICATION OF JOE BIDEN'S WIN.

  • THE PRESIDENT STILL THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE TO SOMEHOW OVERTURN

    大統領はまだ彼が何らかの形で 転換するチャンスがあると考えている

  • THAT, PARTLY BECAUSE THE GUY OVERSEEING THE CERTIFICATION

    それは証明書を監督している奴のせいでもある

  • CEREMONY IS VICE PRESIDENT AND FEDERALLY PROTECTED FLY HABITAT,

    式典は副大統領と連邦政府が保護したハエの生息地です。

  • MIKE PENCE.

    マイク・ペンス

  • AND HE REALLY EXPECTS PENCE TO HAVE HIS BACK.

    彼は本当にペンスの背中を期待していた

  • >> I HOPE MIKE PENCE COMES THROUGH FOR US.

    >> >> I HOPE MIKE PENCE COMESROUGH FOR US.

  • I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

    I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HOPE THAT OUR GREAT VICE

    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HOPE THAT OUR GREAT VICE

  • PRESIDENT, OUR GREAT VICE PRESIDENT COMES THROUGH FOR US.

    大統領、我々の偉大な副大統領は、私たちのために通って来ます。

  • HE'S A GREAT GUY.

    彼はいい奴だ

  • OF COURSE, IF HE DOESN'T COME THROUGH, I WON'T LIKE HIM QUITE

    もちろん 彼が来ないなら 私は彼を好きになれないわ

  • AS MUCH.

    同じくらい

  • >> Stephen: IF THIS WERE AN AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL, THIS IS

    >> スティーブンこれが放課後のスペシャルだったら、これは

  • THE PART WHERE WE WOULD TELL MIKE PENCE THAT IF THE PRESIDENT

    もし大統領がいたらとマイク・ペンスに伝える部分

  • SAYS HE WON'T LIKE YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS, THEN

    SAYS HE WON'T LIKE YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS, THEN

  • HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU.

    HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU.

  • HE SHOULD LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE-- ALTHOUGH, WE UNDERSTAND

    彼はあなたのことを好きになるべきだわ...でも、私たちは理解してるわ

  • WHY HE WOULDN'T, BECAUSE WHO YOU ARE IS MIKE PENCE.

    WHY HE WOULDN'T, BECAUSE WHO YOU ARE IS MIKE PENCE.

  • BUT THE PRESIDENT WAS CONFIDENT THAT PENCE WOULD DO THE RIGHT

    BUT THE PRESIDENT WAS CONFIDENT THAT PENCE WOULD DO THE RIGHT

  • THING, BY WHICH OF COURSE HE MEANS THE WRONG THING.

    彼は間違ったことを意味している

  • >> MIKE IS A GREAT GUY.

    >> >> MIKEはいい奴だ。

  • HE'S A-- HE'S A WONDERFUL MAN AND A SMART MAN, AND A MAN THAT

    彼は...不思議な男で賢い男で、それに

  • I LIKE A LOT.

    I LIKE A LOT.

  • BUT HE'S GONNA HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT IT AND HE-- YOU KNOW, ONE

    BUT HE'S GONNA HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT IT AND HE-- YOU KNOW, ONE

  • THING WITH HIM, YOU'RE GONNA GET STRAIGHT SHOTS.

    THING WITH HIM, YOU'RE GONNA GET STRAIGHT SHOTS.

  • HE'S GONNA CALL IT STRAIGHT.

    HE'S GONNA CALL IT STRAIGHT.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, MIKE PENCE IS GOING TO CALL IT STRAIGHT, AND

    >> スティーブン:ああ、マイク・ペンスはストレートに言うつもりだ。

  • IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, HE'S GOING TO FORCE IT TO PRAY UNTIL IT

    それが効かない場合は、それができるまで祈るように強制されます。

  • SAYS IT'S STRAIGHT.

    SAYS IT'S STRAIGHT.

  • THE THING IS, PENCE'S ROLE AS PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE IS A

    上院議長としてのペンスの役割は

  • PURELY CEREMONIAL JOB, AKIN TO THE PRESENTER OPENING THE

    PURELY CEREMONIAL JOB, AKIN TO THE PRESENTER OPENING THE

  • ACADEMY AWARD ENVELOPE AND READING THE NAME OF THE MOVIE

    ACADEMY AWARD ENVELOPE AND READING THE NAME OF THE MOVIE

  • THAT WON BEST PICTURE.

    ベスト・ピクチャー賞を受賞しました。

  • YES, IT'S JUST LIKE THE OSCARS, WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE GOING TO

    そうですね、OSCARSのようなもので、だからこそ行くのです。

  • SEND PENCE OUT WITH A MORE CHARISMATIC CO-PRESENTER.

    SEND PENCE OUT WITH A MORE CHARISMATIC CO-PRESENTER.

  • ( AS PENCE ) "YOU KNOW, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET,

    ( AS PENCE ) "YOU KNOW, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET.

  • MY FULL NAME IS MIKE-O-THEE PENCE-A-MET.

    私のフルネームはMIKE-O-THEE PENCE-A-METです。

  • PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER.

    笑いのための一時停止。

  • AND, NOW, THE WINNER OF THE 2020 ELECTION: 'LA LA LAND'!"

    そして、今、2020年の選挙の勝者: 'LA LA LAND'!"

  • OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CEREMONIAL FOR

    もちろん 大統領は式典のやり方を知らない

  • AN ANSWER, TWEETING TODAY: "THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS THE

    答えは、今日ツイッターでつぶやいた"副大統領が持っているのは

  • POWER TO REJECT FRAUDULENTLY CHOSEN ELECTORS."

    "不正に選ばれた選挙人を拒否する力"

  • NO, HE DOESN'T!

    いや、そうじゃない!

  • THE VICE PRESIDENT CAN'T ARBITRARILY DECIDE WHO'S THE

    副大統領は誰が誰であるかを 仲裁的に決定することはできません

  • NEXT PRESIDENT.

    NEXT PRESIDENT.

  • OTHERWISE, IN 2001, AL GORE WOULD HAVE PICKED AL GORE.

    2001年には、アル・ゴアがアル・ゴアを選んでいたはずだ。

  • THE CONSTITUTION CLEARLY STATES THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT'S

    憲法には副大統領の権限が明確に規定されています

  • PRIMARY POWER IS HAVING NO POWER!

    主力とは、力を持たないことです。

  • THIS HAS GOT TO BE A PAINFUL MOMENT FOR PENCE, HAVING TO

    これはペンスにとって苦痛な瞬間だ

  • CHOOSE BETWEEN THE COUNTRY HE LOVES AND THE MAN HE'S PLEDGED

    彼が愛する国と彼が結婚した男の間で選択します。

  • TO HELP DESTROY IT.

    破壊を助けるために

  • AS ONE PERSON CLOSE TO HIM SAID, "FOR PENCE, TOMORROW WILL BE

    彼に近い人が言っていた "ペンスにとっては明日が勝負だ

  • GUT-WRENCHING."

    GUT-WRENCHING."

  • ALMOST AS GUT-WRENCHING AS THE TIME HE ACCIDENTALLY ATE A

    偶然にも人を食べた時と同じくらい 腸が痛みます

  • "SALTED" CRACKER.

    "SALTED" CRACKER.

  • DONT TELL MOTHER.

    お母さんにも言ってね

  • BUT PENCE ISN'T ENTIRELY ALONE.

    ペンスは単独ではない

  • ON SATURDAY ON SATURDAY AT LEAST 12 G.O.P.

    ON SATURDAY ON SATURDAY AT LEAST 12 G.O.P.

  • SENATORS ANNOUNCED THEY ARE GOING TO CHALLENGE BIDEN'S WIN.

    SENATORS ANNOUNCED THEY ARE GOING TO CHALLENGE BIDEN'S WIN.

  • IT IS INSANE THAT U.S. SENATORS WOULD TRY TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY

    それは、米国の上院議員が民主主義をsubvertしようとすることは非常識です。

  • LIKE THIS.

    LIKE THIS.

  • I MEAN, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

    I MEAN, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

  • OH, THOSE PEOPLE.

    あの人たち

  • YEAH, THAT CHECKS OUT.

    YEAH, THAT CHECKS OUT.

  • IT LOOKS LIKE A CARTON OF EGGS.

    卵の箱みたいだな

  • THE RINGLEADER OF THIS THREE-BRAIN-CELL CIRCUS IS

    この三脳細胞の輪のリーダーは

  • TEXAS SENATOR AND BUS STATION PREACHER, TED CRUZ.

    テキサス州の上院議員で バス停の教師のテッド・クルス

  • CRUZ WANTS AN ELECTION COMMISSION TO CONDUCT AN

    CRUZ WANTS AN ELECTION COMMISSION TO CONDUCT AN

  • "EMERGENCY 10-DAY AUDIT" OF THE ELECTION RETURNS IN THE

    "EMERGENCY 10-DAY AUDIT" OF THE ELECTION RETURNS IN THE

  • "DISPUTED STATES."

    "DISPUTED STATES."

  • CRUZ ISN'T JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE HE'S RUNNING FOR

    クルーズはこれをしていません 彼は立候補しているので、これをしています

  • PRESIDENT IN 2024.

    2024年のPRESIDENT。

  • HE TRULY BELIEVES IN THE PRESIDENT'S CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

    HE TRULY BELIEVES IN THE PRESIDENT'S CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

  • THAT'S WHY HE'S ALSO CALLING FOR A SPECIAL COMMISSION TO

    THAT'S WHY HE'S ALSO CALLING FOR A SPECIAL COMMISSION TO

  • INVESTIGATE WHETHER HIS WIFE IS UGLY AND WHY HIS DAD KILLED

    INVESTIGATE WHETHER HIS WIFE IS UGLY AND WHY HIS DAD KILLED

  • J.F.K.

    JFK

  • NOW, WHEN IT WAS HER TURN TO SPEAK AT THE RALLY, LOEFFLER

    NOW, WHEN IT WAS HER TURN TO SPEAK AT THE RALLY, LOEFFLER

  • HANDCUFFED HERSELF TO THE CRAZY TRAIN:

    HANDCUFFED HERSELF TO THE CRAZY TRAIN:

  • >> I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, GEORGIA.

    >> そして発表がある ジョージア州

  • ON JANUARy 6th, I WILL OBJECT TO THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE.

    1月6日に私は投票に反対します

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT THE HUH??

    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> スティーブン.何なの?

  • SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT-- YOU'RE CALLING FOR

    SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT-- YOU'RE CALLING FOR

  • DISENFRANCHISING THE VOTERS IN ALL THE SWING STATES, INCLUDING

    DISENFRANCHISING THE VOTERS IN ALL THE SWING STATES, INCLUDING

  • GEORGIA, THE STATE YOU'RE RUNNING IN, TODAY!

    GEORGIA, THE STATE YOU'RE RUNNING IN, TODAY!

  • WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HER NEW AD: "YOUR VOTE IS WORTHLESS.

    WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HER NEW AD: "YOUR VOTE IS WORTHLESS.

  • A PERFECT MATCH WITH KELLY LOEFFLER!"

    A PERFECT MATCH WITH KELLY LOEFFLER!"

  • SPEAKING OF OVERSTAYING YOUR WELCOME: COVID.

    歓迎されているのに長居しすぎたと言えばコヴィド

  • THE PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO SURGE OUT OF CONTROL IN THE...

    THE PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO SURGE OUT OF CONTROL IN THE...

  • EVERYWHERE.

    どこにでもある

  • AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN THIS NEVER-CHANGING STORY IN

    AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN THIS NEVER-CHANGING STORY IN

  • TONIGHT'S EDITION OF: "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS

    TONIGHT'S EDITION OF: "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS

  • BUMMER."

    "バンマー"

  • ( SUNG TO "AULD LANG SIGNE" ) ♪ MAY ALL INFECTIONS

    ( SUNG TO "AULD LANG SIGNE" ) ♪ MAY ALL INFECTIONS

  • BE FORGOT AND NEVER SANITIZED.

    忘れ去られ、決して消毒されていません。

  • MAY ALL INFECTIONS BE FORGOT AND ALL PHLEGM'S FINE! ♪

    ♪ MAY ALL INFECTIONS BE FORGOT AND ALL PHLEGM'S FINE! ♪

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  • I'M FAMOUS!

    有名になった!

  • ( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER )

    ( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER )

    ( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> Stephen: THE VACCINE IS FINALLY HERE!

    >> スティーブンVACCINEはついにここにある!

  • BUT NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GETTING IT, UNFORTUNATELY, WHICH

    しかし、多くの人々がそれを取得していない、不幸なことに、それは、どの

  • WAS NOT THE PLAN.

    WAS NOT THE PLAN.

  • BACK IN NOVEMBER, THE PRESIDENT SAID 20 MILLION PEOPLE WOULD BE

    BACK IN NOVEMBER, THE PRESIDENT SAID 20 MILLION PEOPLE WOULD BE

  • VACCINATED BY THE END OF 2020, BUT THE FIGURE WAS CLOSER

    2020年の終わりまでには空胎化されたが、フィギアはそれに近づいていた。

  • TO FOUR MILLION.

    TO FOUR MILLION.

  • SO THEY WILL BE OFFICIALLY CHANGING THE NAME FROM

    SO THEY WILL BE OFFICIALLY CHANGING THE NAME FROM

  • "OPERATION WARP SPEED" TO "OPERATION...

    "OPERATION WARP SPEED" TO "OPERATION...

  • >> WE CAN'T DO IT.

    >> >> 俺たちにはできないんだ

  • >> Stephen: THANKS, SCOTTY.

    >> スティーブンありがとう スコッティ

  • YESTERDAY, AT A PRE-ELECTION RALLY IN GEORGIA,

    ジョージア州の選挙前の集会では

  • PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN WENT AFTER THE ADMINISTRATION'S VACCINE

    PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN WENT AFTER THE ADMINISTRATION'S VACCINE

  • ROLLOUT.

    ROLLOUT.

  • >> IT IS A SHAME WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW.

    >> 今起きていることは恥ずかしいことです。

  • IT'S A LITERAL SHAME.

    文字通りの恥だ

  • THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS GOTTEN OFF TO A GODAWFUL START.

    この管理局は不幸なスタートを切った。

  • PRESIDENT SPENDS MORE TIME WHINING AND COMPLAINING THAN

    大統領は、泣き言や文句を言うよりも多くの時間を費やしています。

  • DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THE PROBLEM.

    問題について何かをすること。

  • I DON'T KNOW WHY HE STILL WANTS THE JOB.

    彼がまだ仕事を望んでいる理由が分からない。

  • HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THE WORK.

    彼は仕事をしたくないんだ

  • ( AS BIDEN ) >> "C'MON, YA LAZY SACK OF

    ( AS BIDEN ) >> "C'MON, YA LAZY SACK OF

  • DOORKNOBS!

    ドアノブ!

  • IT'S LIKE MY OLD BOSS USED TO TELL ME WHEN I WAS A BUSBOY AT

    昔の上司が言っていたように 俺がバスボーイだった頃の話

  • O'SHEENA-HANA-HALLA-HOOLIGAN'S, 'IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN, YOU

    オシェナ-ハナ-ハラ-ホーリガンズ、'If You GOT TIME TO LEAN, YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN, YOU

  • GOT TIME TO VACCINE.' BUT ON JANUARY 20th, IT'S OFF TO

    "ワクチンを打つ時間があるだが1月20日には

  • WORK I GO!

    仕事だ!

  • HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, JACK!

    HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO, JACK!

  • WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

    フライドポテトは?

  • NO FREE REFILLS!

    無料のリフィルはありません

  • GET OUT OF HERE!

    ここから出て行け!

  • GET OUT OF HERE, KID!" ONE PROBLEM IS THAT THE

    ここから出て行け、小僧!"一つの問題は、

  • ADMINISTRATION HAS SETTLED ON THE COVID PLAN OF, "NOT IT!"

    ADMINISTRATION HAS SETTLED ON THE COVID PLAN OF, "NOT IT!"

  • BECAUSE FEDERAL OFFICIALS LEFT MANY OF THE DETAILS OF VACCINE

    BECAUSE FEDERAL OFFICIALS LEFT MANY OF THE DETAILS OF VACCINE

  • DISTRIBUTION TO OVERSTRETCHED LOCAL HEALTH OFFICIALS AND

    DISTRIBUTION TO OVERSTRETCHED LOCAL HEALTH OFFICIALS AND

  • HOSPITALS, WHICH IS WHY IN NEW YORK CITY, NO ONE HAS ANY

    病院、それがニューヨーク市ではなぜか、誰も持っていない。

  • IDEA HOW TO GET VACCINATED, BUT YOU CAN STILL GET CONTACTLESS

    IDEA HOW TO GET VACCINATED, BUT YOU CAN STILL GET CONTACTLESS

  • DELIVERY OF MARIJUANA AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING.

    朝の2時にマリフアナを配達します。

  • FORGET HOSPITALS-- SHIP ALL THOSE VIALS TO DR. COLLEGE

    病院のことは忘れて... 全ての価値あるものを DR.大学へ

  • FRIEND'S ROOMMATE.

    友達のルームメイト

  • STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS HAVE BEEN OVERWHELMED.

    州政府と地方政府は助けられてきました。

  • IN HOUSTON, ON THE FIRST FREE DAY OF A VACCINATION CLINIC,

    IN HOUSTON, ON THE FIRST FREE DAY OF A VACCINATION CLINIC,

  • AFTER RECEIVING MORE THAN 250,000 CALLS, THE CITY HEALTH

    25万件以上の電話を受けた後、市の健康

  • DEPARTMENT'S PHONE SYSTEM CRASHED.

    DEPARTMENT'S PHONE SYSTEM CRASHED.

  • THAT'S RIGHT, OUR VACCINE ROLLOUT LACKS THE ROBUST

    THAT'S RIGHT, OUR VACCINE ROLLOUT LACKS THE ROBUST

  • TECHNOLOGY OF THE BUTTERBALL HOTLINE.

    TECHNOLOGY OF THE BUTTERBALL HOTLINE.

  • VACCINE SIGN-UP WEBSITES HAVE ALSO BEEN CRASHING LEFT AND

    VACCINEサインアップウェブサイトは、左と左にクラッシュしています。

  • RIGHT, SO INSTEAD, ONE COUNTY IN OKLAHOMA

    そうだ、すぐにOKLAHOMAの1つの郡だ

  • ANNOUNCED APPOINTMENTS ONLY THROUGH FACEBOOK.

    FACEBOOKでのみ指名を発表します。

  • SO DON'T WORRY, YOUR LIFE-SAVING MEDICAL TREATMENT IS RIGHT

    心配しないでください、あなたの命を救う医学的治療が正しいのです。

  • THERE, BETWEEN YOUR COUSIN'S WEIRDLY EROTIC

    そこ、あなたのいとこの奇妙なエロティックな間に

  • PREGNANCY PHOTOSHOOT, AND YOUR COWORKER'S ECZEMA FUNDRAISER.

    妊娠中の写真撮影、そしてあなたの牛飼いのECZEMA募金活動。

  • ONE STATE REALLY STRUGGLING WITH VACCINE DISTRIBUTION IS

    ONE STATE REALLY STRUGGLING WITH VACCINE DISTRIBUTION IS

  • CALIFORNIA, WHERE THE GOVERNOR HAS A NEW PLAN.

    カリフォルニア州 政府は新しい計画を持っています

  • YESTERDAY, HE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WANTS DENTISTS TO HELP WITH

    YESTERDAY, HE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WANTS DENTISTS TO HELP WITH

  • COVID-19 VACCINATIONS.

    COVID-19 VACCINATIONS.

  • IN RESPONSE, DENTISTS ISSUED A STATEMENT SAYING, "WELL, WELL,

    これに呼応して、歯科医は「よく、よく」という声明を出しました。

  • WELL.

    まあね。

  • LOOK WHO'S SUDDENLY A REAL DOCTOR!

    誰が本物の医者だと思っているのか見てください!

  • YOU DON'T SEE THEM GIVING NEEDLES TO CHIROPRACTORS!"

    整形外科医に針を渡しているのを 見たことがないだろう!」

  • THE HEAD OF THE CALIFORNIA DENTAL ASSOCIATION RESPONDED TO

    カリフォルニア州歯科医師会の会長からの回答

  • THE GOVERNOR'S CALL, SAYING THAT "DENTISTS ARE READY, WILLING,

    政府の呼び出しは、"歯科医は準備ができている、意志がある "と言っています。

  • AND ABLE TO HELP ADMINISTER VACCINATIONS."

    "ワクチン接種を管理するのを 手伝うことができる"

  • UNFORTUNATELY, SHE SAID THAT AFTER SHE ALREADY HAD HER HANDS

    不幸なことに、彼女はすでに手にした後に言った。

  • IN THE GOVERNOR'S MOUTH, SO ALL HE COULD DO WAS NOD AND MUMBLE.

    政府の口の中で、彼ができることは、うなずきながらつぶやいていた。

  • OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT IS TAKING FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR

    もちろん、大統領は完全な責任を負っています

  • THE BOTCHED ROLLOUT, AND THEN HURLING THAT RESPONSIBILITY

    ボッチされたロールアウト、そしてその責任感を傷つけた。

  • AT THE STATES, TWEETING, "SOME STATES ARE VERY

    州では、ツイッターで「SOME STATES ARE VERY」と言っています。

  • SLOW TO INOCULATE RECIPIENTS DESPITE SUCCESSFUL AND VERY

    成功したと非常にレシピエントを接種するには遅い

  • LARGE-SCALE DISTRIBUTION OF VACCINES BY THE FEDERAL

    LARGE-SCALE DISTRIBUTION OF VACCINES BY THE FEDERAL

  • GOVERNMENT."

    "GOVERNMENT"

  • YOU KNOW, SOME MASSIVE NATIONAL PROJECTS MAYBE SHOULD JUST NOT

    YOU KNOW, SOME MASSIVE NATIONAL PROJECTS MAYBE SHOULD JUST NOT

  • BE LEFT UP TO THE STATES.

    BE LEFT UP TO THE STATES.

  • THERE'S A REASON THE MOON LANDING DIDN'T GO LIKE THIS:

    月面着陸には理由があって こんな風にならなかった

  • >> THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR OHIO,

    >> それは人間にとっては小さな一歩であり、オハイオにとっては大きな一歩だ。

  • BABY!

    BABY!