AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL DAY.

素晴らしい一日を過ごしてください。

THANK YOU FOR ENDING IT WITH US, RIGHT HERE.

THANK YOU FOR ENDING IT WITH US, RIGHT HERE.

WE'RE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

お会いできて嬉しいです。

NOW AS YOU'LL HAVE SEEN LAST NIGHT, FOR SAFETY REASONS, WE'RE

昨日の夜に見たように、安全上の理由から、私たちは、

NOT ALLOWED INTO OUR REGULAR STUDIO RIGHT NOW.

NOT ALLOWED INTO OUR REGULAR STUDIO RIGHT NOW.

SO WE'RE HERE IN MY GARAGE.

ここは俺のガレージだ

BASICALLY, WE'RE ABOUT TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM GETTING DOWNGRADED TO

BASICALLY, WE'RE ABOUT TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM GETTING DOWNGRADED TO

A PODCAST.

ポッドキャストです。

THAT'S WHERE WE'RE AT.

そこが俺たちの居場所だ

( LAUGHTER ) I'M HERE, YOU'RE HERE, REGGIE'S

( LAUGHTER ) 私はここにいる、あなたはここにいる、レジーズ。

HERE, THE BAND ARE HERE, IAN'S HERE, THEY'RE ALL IN THEIR

HERE, THE BAND ARE HERE, IAN'S HERE, THEY'RE ALL IN THEIR

HOUSES.

HOUSES.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

IT'S WEIRD.

変なの

I DON'T LIKE THIS.

好きじゃない

I PREFER HAVING THE BAND IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME.

I PREFER HAVING THE BAND IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME.

I FEED OFF THEIR "CASUAL DISINTEREST."

I FEED OFF THEIR "CASUAL DISINTEREST."

TONIGHT, WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DASHING JAMES MARSDEN, AND

TONIGHT, WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DASHING JAMES MARSDEN, AND

LATER WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM TIM MINCHIN, STICK AROUND FOR

ティム・ミンチンのパフォーマンスが見られるようになった

THAT.

THAT.

I WILL SAY THIS, I DO LIKE SEEING THE INSIDE OF

これだけは言っておきますが、私は中を見るのが好きです。

THE BAND'S HOMES, SEEING HOW I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO ANY

バンドの家に招待されたことがないのを見て

OF THEM.

彼らの

I REALLY THOUGHT WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF

やっと中を見ることができた時 本当に思ったんだ

GUILLERMO'S HOUSE, IT WOULD INVOLVE ME PUTTING MY KEYS IN A

ギレルモの家では 鍵を入れることになっていました

BOWL.

BOWL。

( LAUGHTER ) >> WOW, YOU'RE GETTING A LOT OF

( LAUGHTER ) >> WOW, YOU'RE GETTING A LOTO.

MILEAGE OFF OF THIS ONE SCENARIO.

この１シーンの走行距離。

I LOVE YOUR IMAGINATION.

I LOVE YOUR IMAGINATION.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> ジェームズどういう意味？

OF COURSE WE ARE.

OF COURSE WE ARE.

WHAT ELSE THERE TO WORK WITH, GUILLERMO?

WHAT ELSE THERE TO WORK WITH, GUILLERMO?

THIS IS ALL WE'VE GOT!

THIS IS ALL WE'VE GOT!

>> NO, I'M ALL FOR IT.

>> NO, I'M ALL FOR IT.

I'M JUST COMMENTING ON THE OBVIOUS.

私はただ明白なことについてコメントしているだけです。

>> YEAH, YOU'RE ALL FOR IT -- >> James: WOULD YOU SWING WITH

>> ジェームス、君は賛成だあなたも一緒にやる？

ME, GUILLERMO?

私、ギレルモ？

WOULD YOU, GENUINELY?

WOULD YOU, GENUINELY?

LET'S SAY WE HAVE A COUPLE OF THE DRINKS --

LET'S SAY WE HAVE A COUPLE OF THE DRINKS --

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S COME TO THIS.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S COME TO THIS.

YOU'RE THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE BAND I WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE TO

YOU'RE THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE BAND I WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE TO

BE IN THAT POSITION WITH.

その位置にいて

( LAUGHTER ) >> I LOVE IT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> I LOVE IT.

>> James: IAN, WE TALKED ABOUT IT A LITTLE LAST NIGHT, BUT IS

>> James: IAN, WE TALKED ABOUT IT A LITTLE LAST NIGHT, BUT IS IS IT.

THERE A WORSE SETUP FOR COMEDY THAN WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?

THERE A WORSE SETUP FOR COMEDY THAN WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?

>> I DID STANDUP ONCE IN A BARBECUE RESTAURANT WHERE A GANG

>> バーベキューレストランで立ち上がったことがあります。

OF BIKERS WERE REVVING THEIR ENGINES OUTSIDE THROUGH MY

私の家を通って、外でエンジンをかけているバイクがたくさんいました。

ENTIRE SET BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS COMEDIAN HAD PISSED THEM OFF,

ENTIRE SET BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS COMEDIAN HAD PISSED THEM OFF,

AND THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT.

これはもっとひどい

SO, NO, THIS IS AS BAD AS IT GETS.

これは最悪の事態だ

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I DON'T LIKE THIS

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.私はこれが好きじゃない

SITUATION, I REALLY DON'T.

状況、私は本当にしません。

MEANWHILE, YOU KNOW JAY LENO IS LIKE, "TELLING JOKES IN A

MEANWHILE, YOU KNOW JAY LENO IS LIKE, "TELLING JOKES IN A

GARAGE, THAT'S MY DREAM JOB!" ( LAUGHTER )

"ガレージ、それは私の夢の仕事だ！"（笑）

THAT'S MY IMPRESSION OF JAY LENO.

それはジェイ・レノの私の姿だ

>> IS THERE A JOKE WRITTEN DOWN THERE OR ARE YOU JUST RIFFING?

>> IS THERE A JOKE WRITTEN DOWN THERE OR ARE YOU JUST RIFFING?

WHAT'S THE RATIO.

WHAT'S THE RATIO.

>> James: THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.

>> ジェームズそれが美しさだよ。

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW, G.

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW, G.

YOU WILL NEVER EVER KNOW.

YOU WILL NEVER EVER KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I DON'T WANT TO USE MY BRAIN ENERGY LIKE THAT.

>> 私はそんな風に脳のエネルギーを使いたくない。

>> YOU BRAIN ENERGY?

>> YOU BRAIN ENERGY?

>> James: FOR THE ONE HOUR A DAY YOU'RE AT WORK.

>> ジェームス1日のうち1時間は仕事をしている。

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T WANT TO USE MY BRAIN

( LAUGHTER ) I don't want to use my brain.

WHILE I'M IN WORK HOURS!

勤務時間中に!

( LAUGHTER ) >> FOR THAT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> THAT.

FOR THAT.

そのために

>> James: SURE.

>> ジェームズジェームズ: そうです。

LET'S BE SPECIFIC.

LET'S BE SPECIFIC.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> James: I CAN TELL YOU, IT WAS WRITTEN DOWN.

>> ジェームス下に書いてあったんだ

( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT TIM.

( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT TIM.

TIM, YOU'RE GOING TO BURN QUITE A FEW CALORIES THIS WEEK.

今週はかなりのカロリーを消費するぞ

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH, YESTERDAY, I DID A LITTLE SUMMARY.

YEAH, YESTERDAY, I DID A LITTLE SUMMARY.

IT WAS A 468 CALORIES.

468カロリーだった

>> James: THAT'S A LOT.

>> ジェームズそれはたくさんだ。

YEAH, I'M JUST GOING NOWHERE, JUST LIKE ALWAYS, BUT NOW I'M IN

いつものように どこかに行くだけだけど 今は中にいる

MY GARAGE GOING NOWHERE.

私のガレージはどこにも行かない

>> IT'S ALL RELATIVE.

>> IT'S ALL RELATIVE.

YEAH.

ああ

>> James: I DID 2, 5, 6, ON A BIKE THIS MORNING AND I FELT

>> ジェームス今朝、2, 5, 6, 自転車で走ってみて、感じたんだ。

HAPPY WITH THAT.

HAPPY WITH THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: CAN YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THIS IS ON TV?

>> ジェームズこれがテレビに映っていると信じられるか？

( LAUGHTER ) >> NOW, I CAN.

( LAUGHTER ) >> NOW, I CAN.

>> James: WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER AND YOU WOULD WATCH,

>> James: WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER AND YOU WOULD WATCH,

LIKE, LATE NIGHT SHOWS, YOU KNOW, I IMAGINE THERE WOULD HAVE

LIKE, LATE NIGHT SHOWS, YOU KNOW, I IMAGINE THERE WOULD HAVE

BEEN A BIT OF YOU AT SOME POINT WOULD HAVE GONE, NO, I WONDER IF

どこかの時点で君の一部が消えていたはずなのに、いや、どうだろう？

I WOULD EVER GET TO WORK ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

I WOULD EVER GET TO WORK ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD BE?

DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD BE?

>> NO!

>> NO!

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

>> NO.

>> ω・)ﾉ。

T LIKE THIS.

T LIKE THIS.

( LAUGHTER ) I THOUGHT, LIKE, THERE WAS A

( LAUGHTER ) 私は思ったんだ、まるで、あると。

GOOD CHANCE I WOULD BE IN A DIAPER GETTING THROWN INTO,

ダイパーの中に放り込まれてもおかしくないのに

LIKE, A POOL FULL OF BAKED BEANS ON CONAN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

コナンの上の焼き豆のような プールのようなものだ

BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS.

でも、こんな風になるとは思わなかった。

>> James: IT WOULDN'T BE AS DEGRADING AS THIS.

>> ジェームズこれほど悲惨なことはないだろう。

>> NO.

>> ω・)ﾉ。

>> James: BUT, LOOK, WE'RE DOING ALL THIS, WE'RE JOKING

>> ジェームスでも、見て、見て、私たちはすべてをやっている、私たちは見ている

AROUND, BUT, YOU KNOW, SAFETY COMES FIRST,

AROUND, BUT, YOU KNOW, SAFETY COMES FIRST,

COMEDY COMES SECOND.

コメディは二の次だ

KEEP THAT IN MIND AS WE GET INTO TODAY'S HEADLINES.

今日のヘッドラインに入る前に覚えておいてください。

( LAUGHTER ) AS YOU KNOW, THE STATE OF

( LAUGHTER ) AS YOU KNOW, THE STATE OF

GEORGIA WENT TO THE POLLS TODAY TO VOTE IN TWO RUNOFF ELECTIONS

GEORGIA WENT TO THE POLLS TODAY TO VOTE IN TWO RUNOFF ELECTIONS

THAT WILL ULTIMATELY DECIDE WHICH PARTY CONTROLS THE SENATE.

それは究極的にどの政党が上院を支配するかを決定します。

IF REPUBLICANS WIN EITHER RACE, THEY'LL CONTROL THE SENATE.

IF REPUBLICANS WIN EITHER RACE, THEY'LL CONTROL THE SENATE.

AND IF REPUBLICANS LOSE THE RACE, THEY'LL STILL SAY THEY

共和党がレースに負ければ、彼らは彼らを言うだろう

WON, AND WE'LL PRETTY MUCH BE BACK WHERE WE STARTED.

勝ったし、元の場所にもどります。

HERE'S THE THING -- I'M A SONG AND

ここからが本題です。

DANCE MAN FROM HIGH WYCOMBE A SMALL MARKET TOWN 40 MINUTES

小さなマーケットタウン、ハイワイカムからのダンスマン 40分

OUTSIDE OF LONDON, AND I LONG FOR THE DAY WHEN I'M NOT

ロンドンの外にいて、私がいない日が待ち遠しい。

WHITE-KNUCKLING IT ON THE NIGHT OF A GEORGIA SENATE RUNOFF.

ジョージア州上院選の夜に白抜きで

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S A STRESSFUL NIGHT, BUT ANYONE TRYING TO DO A

ストレスの多い夜だとは言わないが、誰かがやろうとしていることを

"DRY JANUARY" IS SCREWED.

"DRY JANUARY "が縫い付けられています。

( LAUGHTER ) TO RALLY REPUBLICANS, PRESIDENT

( LAUGHTER ) TO RALLY REPUBLICANS, PRESIDENT.

TRUMP FLEW TO GEORGIA LAST NIGHT, AND ON THE FLIGHT,

トランプはジョージアに飛びました 最後の夜、そして飛行中に。

IVANKA TRUMP TOOK THIS PHOTO.

IVANKA TRUMPはこの写真を撮りました。

THIS LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO YOU WOULD TAKE IF THERE WAS A

THIS LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO YOU WOULD TAKE IF THERE WAS A

CELEBRITY IN THE BOOTH NEXT TO YOU AT A RESTAURANT.

レストランで隣の席に座っているセレブ

BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER THAT'S A FATHER AND DAUGHTER AND IT'S

BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER THAT'S A FATHER AND DAUGHTER AND IT'S

JUST KIND OF SAD.

ちょっと悲しい

BUT HERE'S THE THING, WHEN SHE POSTED THE PHOTO TO SOCIAL

しかし、ここで問題なのは、彼女がソーシャルに写真を投稿した時のことです。

MEDIA, IVANKA TAGGED THE OFFICIAL G.O.P. ACCOUNT, THE TWO

MEDIA, IVANKA TAGGED THE OFFICIAL G. O. P. ACCOUNT, THE TWO.

GEORGIA SENATE CANDIDATES, AND THEN BIZARRELY, THE SINGER

ジョージア州上院議員候補、そしてバイザレリー、歌い手

MEAT LOAF.

ミートローフ。

I THINK I'M OUT OF THE LOOP HERE.

私はここから抜け出したと思います。

IS MEAT LOAF RUNNING FOR SENATE?

ミートローフは上院選に立候補しているのか？

I FEEL BAD FOR MEAT LOAF IN ALL OF THIS.

この中でミートローフには悪いと思ってる

AI DO.

AI DO.

HE WAS JUST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, WEARING A BILLOWING

彼はただ自分のビジネスに頭を悩ませていただけだった。

LINEN SHIRT OPEN TO THE NAVEL, PLAYING TWO GRAND PIANOS AT THE

LINEN SHIRT OPEN TO THE NAVEL, PLAYING TWO GRAND PIANOS AT THE THE THE GRAND PIANOS.

SAME TIME, ILLUMINATED BY A THOUSAND CANDELABRAS, AND THEN

同じ時間に数千個のキャンドルに照らされて、それから

ALL OF A SUDDEN, HIS TWITTER IS BLOWING UP.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, HIS TWITTER IS BLOWING UP.

NOW, WHEN THEY GOT TO THE RALLY, KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE INTRODUCED

集会に到着した時 キンバリー・ギルフォイルが紹介した

HER BOYFRIEND, DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR, AND SHE GOT A LITTLE...

彼女のボーイフレンド ドナルド・トランプジュニアと彼女は少しだけ...

INTENSE.

INTENSE.

>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I HAVE THE GREAT HONOR AND PRIDE TO

>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I HAVE THE GREAT HONOR AND PRIDE TO

WORK EVERY SINGLE DAY WITH AN INCREDIBLE MAVERICK WHO LOVES

毎日毎日仕事をしている素晴らしいメイベリックが愛している

HIS FATHER, WHO FIGHTS AND BELIEVES IN THIS COUNTRY, AND

この国を信じて戦っている彼の父と

THAT'S DONALD TRUMP, JR., THE SON OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE

それはドナルド・トランプ、JR、大統領の息子です。

UNITED STATES!

アメリカ！

( CHEERING ) AND HE LOVES GEORGIA!

( CHEERING ) AND HE LOVES GEORGIA!

>> JAMES: "AND HE LOVES..."

>> JAMES: "AND HE LOVES..."

"GEORGIA!" WOW, THAT WAS LOUD.

"ジョージア！"うわー、うるさかった。

IS SHE INTRODUCING THE PRESIDENT'S SON, OR TRYING TO

大統領の息子を紹介しているのか、それとも紹介しようとしているのか。

ENTER A GROCERY STORE WITHOUT A MASK ON?

マスクなしで食料品店に入るのか？

AND HERE'S THE THING, WHEN DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR TOOK THE

そして、これが、ドナルド・トランプジュニアが大統領に就任した時のことです。

STAGE, HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET EVEN LOUDER.

ステージでは、どうにかしてさらに大きくなった。

>> GUYS, WHEN YOU'RE AT A DISADVANTAGE, YOU DON'T TAKE

>> お前ら、不利な状況にある時は、 取るべきではない。

YOUR BALL AND GO HOME!

ボールを持って家に帰れ！

YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU FIGHT!

YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU FIGHT!

HARDER!

HARDER!

>> JAMES: BASED ON HIS TONE, WHEN HE SAYS "BALL," I ASSUME HE

>> 口調からして、"BALL "と言うときは、それを言っているのだと思う。

MEANS "EIGHTBALL."

MEANS "EIGHTBALL."

CAN YOU IMAGINE THESE TWO AT DINNER?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THESE TWO AT DINNER?

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!!

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!!

IT WAS GOOD!!

良かった！

WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!

お前はどうなんだ？

IT WAS ALSO GOOD!!

それも良かった！

SHOULD WE WATCH "THE CROWN" LATER?!

SHOULD WE WATCH "THE CROWN" LATER?!

YES!!

やった！

BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO FINISH THE REST OF "MASKED SINGER" WE

BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO FINISH THE REST OF "MASKED SINGER" WE

DVR'D!!

DVR'D!

I HOPE WE CAN JUST DO COCAINE!

コカインだけにしてほしい！

( LAUGHTER ) I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT

( LAUGHTER ) つまり、あなたは何を想像することができますか？

THESE TWO ARE LIKE IN BED?

THESE TWO ARE LIKE IN BED?

>> Reggie: AH!

レジー：あーっ！！！ >> レジー：あーっ！！？

NO, PLEASE.

いいえ、お願いします。

>> James: IT MUST BE A CONTEST TO SHOW EACH OTHER WHO'S HAVING

>> ジェームス誰が何をしているかを見せ合うコンテストでなければなりません。

A BETTER TIME.

A BETTER TIME.

LATER IN THE RALLY, PRESIDENT TRUMP SPOKE, AND HE TALKED ABOUT

集会の後半で トランプ大統領が発言した そして、彼はについて話した

THE GALLUP POLL THAT NAMED HIM --

彼を指名したギャロップの世論調査 --

>> WE HAVE MADE AMERICA POWERFUL AGAIN, THE MILITARY.

>> 我々はアメリカを再び強力にした 軍隊を。

WE HAVE MADE AMERICA WEALTHY AGAIN, OUR STOCK MARKET.

WE HAVE MADE AMERICA WEALTHY AGAIN, OUR STOCK MARKET.

WE HAVE MADE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN, LOOK AT THAT ARM.

我々はアメリカを再び強くした その腕を見てくれ

LOOK AT THAT ARM.

その腕を見て

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT MUST BE HIS

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.それは彼のものに違いない

TWEETING ARM.

ツイッターアーム。

THIS IS HOW WE END UP WITH TRUMP IN A BOXING RING HAVING A FIGHT

これがボクシングのリングで トランプと試合をする方法です

WITH LOGAN PAUL.

ウィズ・ローガン・ポール

I'M ALL FOR IT.

I'M ALL FOR IT.

I AM.

I AMです。

( LAUGHTER ) AS USUAL, TRUMP ENDED THE RALLY

( LAUGHTER ) いつものように、トランプはラリーを終了しました。

BY, ONCE AGAIN, DANCING TOO THE YMCA.

またしてもＹＭＣＡで踊ることになった

>> GO GET 'EM DAVID, GO GET 'EM, KELLY!

>> >> 頑張れデイビッド 頑張れケリー！

GO GET 'EM TOMORROW!

GO GET 'EM TOMORROW!

♪♪♪ >> OH!

彡(ﾟ)(ﾟ)♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪OH!

I JUST -- >> James: LOOK AT THEM ARMS!

私はただ...腕を見て！

IT'S ACTUALLY DISTURBING.

本当に気になるわ

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S PULLING A LEAVE ON TWO FROYO MACHINES AT

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S PULLING A LEAVE ON TWO FROYO MACHINES AT

THE SAME TIME.

THE SAME TIME.

WHEN I SAW THAT LAST NIGHT, I GOT SAD BECAUSE I REALIZED THIS

最後の夜に見たとき、私はこれが現実になったので、悲しい気持ちになりました。

WAS PROBABLY TRUMP'S LAST RALLY AS PRESIDENT, WHICH MEANS WE'VE

大統領としてのTRUMPの最後のラリーは、おそらく我々が持っていることを意味します

JUST WATCHED HIM DANCE TO THE YMCA FOR THE LAST TIME.

JUST WATCHED HIM DANCE TO THE YMCA FOR THE LAST TIME.

BUT WE'LL NEVER FORGET.

でも私たちは決して忘れない

AND TO COMMEMORATE THIS MOMENT, WE'VE PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE

そして、この瞬間を記念して、私たちはちょっとしたものを作りました。

VIDEO, ENJOY.

ビデオ、楽しんでください。

♪♪♪ ( YMCA )

♪ ( YMCA )

♪♪♪ ( YMCA )

♪ ( YMCA )

♪♪♪ >> JAMES: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

♪♪♪ >> JAMES: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!" ♪♪♪

WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!" ♪♪♪