NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHY WE SUDDENLY

NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHY WE SUDDENLY

LOOK SO FABULOUS.

とても素敵だわ

IT'S BECAUSE TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL AND MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY.

IT'S BECAUSE TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL AND MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY.

A DAY OF WONDER, A DAY OF EXCITEMENT, A DAY OF FEDORAS,

驚異の日 興奮の日 フェドラスの日

CELEBRATION, AND MORE FEDORAS.

CELEBRATION, AND MORE FEDORAS.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY OF OUR FAVORITE FASHION ICON.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY OF OUR FAVORITE FASHION ICON.

I AM, OF COURSE, TALKING ABOUT DIANE KEATON.

私はもちろん ダイアン・キートンのことを話しています

IT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE THAT DIANE'S BIRTHDAY IS ALWAYS THE

IT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE THAT DIANE'S BIRTHDAY IS ALWAYS THE

BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR AT THE SHOW.

BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR AT THE SHOW.

EVERY YEAR WE DO SOMETHING GREAT.

毎年何か素晴らしいことをしています。

AND WITH THIS YEAR BEING HER 75TH BIRTHDAY, WE PULLED OUT ALL

AND WITH THIS YEAR BEING HER 75TH BIRTHDAY, WE PULLED OUT ALL

THE STOPS.

THE STOPS.

NOW, UNFORTUNATELY, WE'VE SINCE HAD TO SCALE BACK ON THIS EVENT.

今、不幸なことに、私たちはこのイベントを縮小しなければならなくなった。

NONE OF US ARE TOGETHER, BUT WE STILL WANTED TO DO A

誰も一緒にはなれないが、それでもやりたいことがあった。

LITTLE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.

LITTLE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.

AND, IT SEEMED ONLY FITTING WE HONOR THIS PANTSUIT GODDESS BY

そして、このパンツスーツの女神に敬意を表して

HOSTING OUR VERY OWN DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

HOSTING OUR VERY OWN DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

CHALLENGE.

チャレンジ。

>> DIANE KEATON STAFF CHALLENGE...

>> DIANE KEATON STAFF CHALLENGE...

>> Announcer: NOW, IAN AND REGGIE HAVE GRACIOUSLY

>> アナウンサー"アイアンとレジーは幸せになりました

OFFERED TO HELP ME JUDGE TODAY'S STAFFER LOOKS.

今日のスタッフルックを審査するのを 手伝ってくれると言ってくれた。

BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, LET'S DISCUSS THE GORGEOUS DIANE

でも、その前に、ゴージャスなDIANEについて話しましょう。

KEATON MOMENT WE'RE ALL HAVING.

KEATON MOMENT WE'RE ALL HAVING.

WE'RE ALL DIANE KEATON IN "THE FIRST WIVES CLUB."

WE'RE ALL DIANE KEATON IN "THE FIRST WIVES CLUB."

LOOK AT US.

私たちを見て

HOW ARE WE FEELING?

HOW ARE WE FEELING?

>> ME?

>> 俺のこと？

HOW AM I FEELING?

私はどう感じているの？

( LAUGHTER ) OH, I DON'T KNOW.

( LAUGHTER ) OH, I don't know.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: LOOK AT THIS.

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.これを見て

IMAGINE IF SOMEONE JUST TUNED IN AT THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.

IMAGINE IF SOMEONE JUST TUNED IN AT THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.

NOW, LOOK, IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO BEAT OUR

NOW, LOOK, IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO BEAT OUR

DIANE KEATON VIBE, BUT WE'RE NOT IN THE COMPETITION.

DIANE KEATON VIBE, BUT WE'RE NOT IN THE COMPETITION.

SO WE'LL LET THEM TRY.

試してみよう

JOINING US FROM HOME ARE SIX "THE LATE LATE SHOW" STAFFERS,

ホームから参加するのは ６人の "レイトショー "のスタッフです

ALL OF WHOM ARE ADORNED IN THEIR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON FIT.

ALL OF WHOM ARE ADORNED IN THEIR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON FIT.

OKAY, THERE WERE NO REAL PRARMINGTS WHEN CHOOSING WHICH

そうか、どれを選んでも、本当の意味での洗剤はなかったんだな。

DIANE KEATON WE WERE GOING TO BE, ONLY THAT EACH PERSON'S LOOK

DIANE KEATON WE WERE GOING TO BE, ONLY THAT EACH PERSON'S LOOK

BE INSPIRED BY ONE OF DIANE'S OWN, OKAY.

ダイアンのオーナーの一人にインスパイアされて、OKAY。

SO JOINING US FIRST IS LOUIE, WHO IS A WRITER ON THE SHOW, AND

最初に参加してくれるのは、この番組のライターであるルイさんと

HE WILL BE RE-CREATING THIS ICONIC LOOK FROM ANNIE HALL.

アニーホールのアイコニックなルックを 再現しています

SO LET'S SEE HOW LOUIE DID.

ルイがどうやってやったか見てみよう

OH, IT'S GOOD.

いいわよ

OH, IT'S VERY GOOD LOUIE.

OH, IT'S VERY GOOD LOUIE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

気分はどうですか？

>> I FEEL GREAT.

>> 気分がいいです。

THIS IS 2021 LOUIE.

これは2021年のルイです。

>> I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM CHASING A LOBSTER AROUND THE KITCHEN.

>> キッチンでロブスターを 追いかけ回す姿を見たいわ

I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM GETTING FLUSTERED IN THE STREETS OF

私は彼が街でフラッシュターを浴びるのを見てみたい

NEW YORK.

ニューヨーク

I THINK HE LOOKS FANTASTIC.

I THINK HE LOOKS FANTASTIC.

.>> James: REGGIE?

.>>ジェームスレジー？

>> Reggie: YEAH, I THINK IT'S SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE.

>> レジー：ああ、衝撃的に正確だと思う。

I WOULD SAY THAT I AM MISSING THAT HIGH WAISTLINE, YOU KNOW,

私はその高いウエストラインを見逃していると言いたいのですが、あなたは知っています。

THAT REALLY HIGH WAIST WITH A BELT, WITH A SMALL BELT.

ベルト付きの本当にハイウエストで、小さいベルトが付いています。

I THINK THAT WOULD REALLY KIND OF FINISH OFF THE OUTFIT.

I THINK THAT WOULD REALLY KIND OF FINISH OFF THE OUTFIT.

>> James: WELL, LOOK, IT'S TIME TO AT THE SIDE WHAT WE GIVE

>> ジェームスさて、見て、見て、私たちが与えるものを側に置く時間です。

THIS LOOK.

これを見て

EACH JUDGE HAS TWO CARDS WITH THEM THAT HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR

EACH JUDGE HAS TWO CARDS WITH THEM THAT HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR

HOME.

HOME.

SO WE HAVE A GLAD KEATON AND A MAD KEATON.

GLAD KEATONとMAD KEATONを持っています。

SINCE WE KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MAD DIANE KEATON,

マッド・ダイアン・キートンのようなものは 存在しないと知っているからだ

INSTEAD, WE WILL BE USING A PHOTO OF MICHAEL KEATON AT THE

そのほかにも、マイケル・キートンの写真を使用しています。

POINT THAT HE REALIZED HE DID NOT WIN BEST ACTOR AT THE OSCARS

最優秀俳優賞を受賞できなかったことを実感したポイント

AND EDDIE REDMAYNE WON.

そしてEDIE REDMAYNEが優勝しました。

SO YOU'VE GOT A GLAD AND MAD KEATON.

それで、あなたは喜んで、狂ったキートンを持っています。

REGGIE, LET'S VIEW FIRST.

REGGIE, LET'S VIEW FIRST.

ARE YOU MAD KEATON OR GLAD KEATON?

ARE YOU MAD KEATON OR GLAD KEATON?

>> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GO GLAD.

>> レジー：俺は嬉しいよ。

IT'S A REALLY GOOD EFFORT.

IT'S A REALLY GOOD EFFORT.

>> James: IAN?

>>ジェームスですIAN?

>> Ian: MY GRANNY HALL ALWAYS TOLD ME TO GIVE LOUIE A GLAD

>> イアン：私の祖母のホールはいつもルイエを喜ばせるように言われていました。

KEATON.

KEATON.

>> James: IT'S THREE GLAD KEATONS.

>> ジェームスそれは3人のグラッド・キートンズです。

WELL DONE, LOUIE, YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

よくやったわ ルイ、これ以上のものはないわよ

NEXT WE'RE GOING TO SUSAN.

次はスザンのところへ。

SUSAN, IN MANY WAYS, IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"'S OWN DIANE

SUSAN, IN MANY WAYS, IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"'S OWN DIANE

KEATON AND SHE'S DONE WITH -- GONE WITH THIS CHIC KEATON OUT

KEATON AND SHE'S DONE WITH -- GONE WITH THIS CHIC KEATON OUT

IN THE WILD LOOK.

IN THE WILD LOOK.

LET'S SEE HOW SHE DID.

彼女がどうやったか見てみよう

OH, SUSAN!

スザン！

>> Reggie: DAMN!

>> レジー：DAMN!

>> James: I CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE THERE, SUSAN.

>> ジェームス私は、そこに違いを伝えることができません。

I REALLY REALLY CAN'T.

本当にできない

HOW DID YOU FEEL IN THIS LEVEL OF FLAIR, SUSAN?

フレアのレベルはどうだった？

>> I FEEL FANTASTIC.

>> 私は素晴らしいと感じています。

I FEEL I'M A NATURAL KEATON BY NATURE.

私は自分が天然のキートンだと感じています。

IT JUST COMES NATURAL TO ME.

私には自然なことなんです。

>> James: REGGIE, ARE WE GLAD OR ARE WE MAD?

>> ジェームスREGGIE, ARE WE GLAD OR ARE MAD WE MAD?

>> I'M PRETTY GLAD.

>> 嬉しいです。

AGAIN, I'M MISSING THE HIGH WASTEDNESS WHERE THERE'S A LOT

またしても、たくさんの高廃棄物があるところを見逃してしまった。

OF LOW 90s WAIST GOING OBSERVE.

低90年代のウエストのOBSERVEを行っています。

BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE A GLAD BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING.

でも、私はそれがとても衝撃的だから 喜びを与えに行くわ。

>> James: IT'S A GLAD KEATON.

>> ジェームスIT'S A GLAD KEATON.

IAN?

イアン？

>> I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST.

>> 正直に言わないといけない。

I'M MISSING THE BELT.

ベルトがない

I'M MISSING THE BIG BELT, YOU KNOW.

I'M MISSING THE BIG BELT, YOU KNOW.

BELT WAS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.

BELT WAS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.

IT'S BIG, BUT I WISH IT WAS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER HOLDING

大きいけど、もう少し大きくても良かったのになー

TOGETHER THE PARTS THAT ARE EQUAL ZINNIA AND CLASSY THAT

ジンニアとクラッシィが同じパーツを組み合わせて

MAKES DIANE KEATON SO I HAVE TO GIVE IT A MAD KEATON.

MAKES DIANE KEATON SO I HAVE TO GIVE IT A MAD KEATON.

I'M SORRY.

ごめんなさい

>> James: WOW, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

>> ジェームスわあ、こんなことになるとは思わなかった。

SUSAN,IVE GIVEN YOU A GLAD KEATON.

SUSAN,IVE GIVEN YOU A GLAD KEATON.

TWO OUT OF THREE.

3つのうち2つ

WELL DONE.

よくやった

NEXT UP, WE HAVE CECE ALSO RECREATING THE ICONIC

NEXT UP, WE HAVE CECE ALSO RECREATING THE ICONIC

ANNIE HALL.

アニー・ホール

LET'S SEE HOW SHE DID.

彼女がどうやったか見てみよう

JUDGES ANY COMMENTS?

何かコメントはありますか？

>> I THINK IT WOULD BE CECE24-7, 364.

>> CECE24-7,364だと思います。

>> Reggie: IN MY CECE PERSPECTIVE I ALWAYS GO FOR

>> レジー：私のCECEの視点では、私は常にそれを目指しています。

DEVILLE, BUT IN THIS CASE I THINK WE'RE DOING REALLY NEW

デビル、でもこのケースでは全く新しいことをしていると思う。

CECE TERRITORY.

それはテリトリーです。

>> James: WE'VE GOT TWO ANNIE HALLS.

>> ジェームスWE'VE GOT TWO ANNIE HALLS.

SO THIS CALLS FOR A HAUL-OFF, AND ONLY ONE CAN MAKE IT

これは輸送を必要としているので、一人だけがそれを成し遂げることができます。

THROUGH.

スルー。

CAN WE SEE IT SIDE BY SIDE?

横から見てもいいですか？

>> LA TI DA.

>> ﾛ･ﾀ･ﾀ･ﾀ･ﾀﾞ。

LA TI DA.

ラ・ティ・ダ

OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO.

分かったわ もう行くわ

I'M GOING TO GO.

私は行くわ

OKAY.

分かった

>> I'M GOING WITH LOUIE.

>> 私はルイと一緒に行きます。

THE LA TI DA SOLD ME.

THE LA TI DA SOLD ME.

>> James: I'M GOING WITH CECE.

>> ジェームズ私はシーシーと一緒に行きます。

REGGIE, IT'S UP TO YOU.

レジー、君次第だ

>> Reggie: LOUIE, ONLY BECAUSE TO HAVE THE VEST CUT -- ONLY

>> レジー: LOUIE, ONLY BECause to have the VEST CUTCUT.

BECAUSE OF THE VEST CUT, THE ROUNDED PART, THAT'S WHAT DOES

ベストのカットと丸みを帯びた部分のせいで、それが何なのか。

IT.

ＩＴです。

>> James: LOUIE, YOU'RE DONE.

>> ジェームスルイ、君は終わりだ

CECE, YOU'RE OUT.

セック、出て行ってくれ

NEXT TO JOEL WHO RECREATES THE CLASSIC KEATON POWER SUIT.

クラシックなキートンのパワードスーツを再現したジョエルの隣。

THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

LET'S SEEO JOEL'S.

LET'S SEEO JOEL'S.

WOW, YOU LOOK LIKE JULIAN ASSANGE.

ジュリアン・アサンジに似てるな

( LAUGHTER ) THIS COULD BE MICHAEL KEATON IN

( LAUGHTER ) THIS COULD BE MICHAEL KEATON IN

BATMAN.

BATMAN.

I'M GOING TO SAY, JOEL, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.

言いたいことがあるんだ ジョエル 努力に感謝する

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A MAD KEATON.

君にマッドキートンをあげるよ

>> I'M GOING MAD, TOO.

>> 俺も気が狂いそうだよ。

THE SUIT ISN'T FITTED.

スーツが合わないんだ

I WANT TO SEE IT HUG IN THE CURVES.

カーブスの中でハグするのが見たい。

DIANE KEATON WOULDN'T EVER STEP OUT IN SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T FIT

DIANE KEATON WOULDN'T EVER TO STEP OUT THAT DIDN'T FITING IN SOMETHING

HER FORM UNLESS SHE DELIBERATELY HEADED OUT IN A BAGGY KHAKI

バギー・カーキを着て 堂々と頭を出していない限りは

ENSEMBLE IN "SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE," SO I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A

"SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE "の中のENSEMBLE、だから私はそれを与えなければならない

BAD KEATON.

BAD KEATON.

>> James: REGGIE?

>> ジェームスだレジー？

MAD ABOUT YOU.

君のことで頭がいっぱいだ

>> James: IT'S A MAD KEATON.

>> ジェームスIT'S A MAD KEATON.

SORRY, JOEL.

ごめんね ジョエル

NEXT UP, WIN ANY, WHO IS RE-CREATING THIS LESSEN BUT

次は、誰が再作成していますが、これをレスしている人を勝ち取ってください。

EXTREMELY GREAT KEATON.

EXTREMELY GREAT KEATON.

VERY GOOD.

非常に良いです。

I SHOULD ALSO SAY IT'S WINNIE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

I SHOULD ALSO SAY IT'S WINNIE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

WINNIE, DID YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU SHARED A BIRTHDAY WITH DIANE

WINNIE, DID YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU SHARED A BIRTHDAY WITH DIANE

KEATON?

KEATON?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)

YEAH, SHE'S THE CAPRICORN QUEEN.

ええ、彼女はカプリコーン女王よ

SHE'S MY BIRTHDAY TWIN.

SHE'S MY BIRTHDAY TWIN.

OF COURSE, I DID.

もちろんそうだ

>> James: IS THIS HOW YOU IMAGINED YOU WOULD BE SPENDING

>> ジェームズこれがあなたが想像していた 過ごし方なのね

THIS BIRTHDAY, WINNIE.

THIS BIRTHDAY, WINNIE.

>> THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER.

>> これは本当に良いです。

I THINK THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY.

I THINK THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY.

>> James: OKAY.

>>ジェームスOKAY。

I'M GOING TO DUCK POINTS HERE BECAUSE WINNIE'S KEPT HER

私はここでダッキングポイントを取りに行く ウィニーが彼女を保持しているからだ

ORIGINAL HAIR WHICH DOES DETRACT SOMEWHAT BUT IT IS WINNIE'S

ORIGINAL HAIR WHICH DOES DETRACT SOMEWHAT BUT IT IS WINNIE'S

BIRTHDAY, SO I'M GIVING YOU A GLAD KEATON.

BIRTHDAY, SO I'M GIVING YOU A GLAD KEATON.

OKAY.

分かった

IAN.

IAN.

>> THE HOLD ON THE CHICO'S IS PERFECT, THE BERET IS PERFECT.

>> THE HOLD ON THE CHICO'S IS PERFECT, THE BERET IS PERFECT.

SHE'S NOT WEARING LINEN, BUT IT'S STILL SCREAMING LINEN TO

彼女はリネンを着ていないが、リネンを着ていることに変わりはない。

ME.

me.

I'M GIVING IT A GLAD KEATON.

I'M GIVING IT A GLAD KEATON.

>> James: REG.

>>ジェームス。REG.

>> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GIVE A NICE ONE, NOT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR

>> レジー：俺はナイスワンを出すよ、君のじゃなくてね。

BIRTHDAY BUT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

BIRTHDAY BUT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

>> James: THAT'S THREE GLAD CEETENS.

>> ジェームスTHREE GLAD CEETENS.

FINALLY, CARTER RE-CREATING THIS STUNNING PLAID MOMENT FROM THE

FINALLY, CARTER RE-CREATING THIS STUNNING PLAID MOMENT FROM THE

ACADEMY AWARDS.

アカデミー賞。

LET'S SEE HOW HE DID.

彼がどうやったか見てみよう

CRTER, LOOK AT THIS!

ＣＲＴＥＲ、これを見ろ！

IT'S STUNNING!

IT'S STUNNING!

>> THANK YOU, JAMES.

>> THANK YOU, JAMES.

>> James: SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE AND WHAT'S GOT TO GIVE IS

>> ジェームス何かを与えなければならないし、何を与えなければならないかというと

ME GIVING YOU A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

拍手喝采！

( APPLAUSE ) IAN, ANY THOUGHTS?

( APPLAUSE ) IAN, どう思う？

>> Ian: I LOVE IT.

>> イアン: I LOVE IT.

I THINK CARTER NAILED IT.

I THINK CARTER NAILED IT.

I CAN SEE CARTER ON STAGE CALLING NANCY MEYERS A SISTER, A

ステージ上でナンシー・マイヤーズを 姉妹と呼ぶキャスターが見える

POETENNED A QUEEN.

POETENNED A QUEEN。

I GIVE THE PLAQUE TO YOU.

I GIVE THE PLAQUE TO YOU.

>> James: REGGIE?

>> ジェームスだレジー？

>> Reggie: IN THE PICTURE, YOU DON'T SEE HER WEARING AIR PODS,

>> レジー：写真では、彼女がエアポッドを履いているのが見えません。

SO THAT'S SOMETHING --IO REALLY LIKE THAT, BUT I WILL GO WITH

それはそれで...本当にそれが好きなんだけど、僕はそれで行くよ

THE POSITIVE JUST BECAUSE OF THE DOUBLE JACKET AND THE BELT.

ダブルジャケットとベルトのせいで 肯定的なんだ

I MEAN, COME ON.

つまり、来てくれ

>> James: THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

>> ジェームズこれは信じられない。

I'M ALSO GOING TO GO WITH A GLAD KEATON.

私もグラッド・キートンと一緒に行きます。

SO THERE WE GO, GUYS.

さあ、行くぞ

THE TIME HAS COME, IAN AND REGGIE, ON THE COUNT OF THREE,

時は来た アイアンとレジー 3つのカウントで

WE WILL SAY WHO HAS WON.

私たちは誰が勝ったかを言うでしょう。

THE WINNER OF THE DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

THE WINNER OF THE DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

CHALLENGE IS -- ONE, TWO, THREE -- CARTER!

チャレンジは...1、2、3...カーター！

>> CARTER.

>> カーター

>> Reggie: CARTER!

>> レジー：カーター！

>> James: WELL DONE, CARTER.

>>ジェームスWELL DONE, CARTER.

EVERYONE'S A WINNER TODAY, AND WE WANT TO THANK ALL OF TODAY'S

誰もが今日の勝者であり、私たちは今日のすべての人に感謝したいと思います。

CONTESTANTS AND MOST ESPECIALLY WE WANT TO THANK DIANE KEATON

CONTESTANTS AND MOST ESPECIALLY WE WANT TO THANK DIANE KEATON

HERSELF.

"HERSELF "だ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANE KEATON.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANE KEATON.

BACK WITH JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY.

JAMES MARSDENと一緒に戻ってきてください、皆さん。

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