AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

WARM WELCOME BACK TO MY GARAGE.

私のガレージへようこそ。

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BACK IN LOCKDOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BACK IN LOCKDOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.

WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THE SHOW FROM MY HOUSE UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO

安全になるまで家からショーをやるんだ

UNARE.

UNARE（ユナーレ）。

WE WERE HERE FIRST, THE FIRST TIME WE WERE HERE WAS IN THE

WE WERE HERE FIRST, THE FIRST TIME WE WERE HERE WAS IN THE

SPRING.

春だ

SO ONCE AGAIN I'M SAYING HELLO TO MY GARAGE AND GOOD-BYE TO MY

だからもう一度、私は自分の車庫に挨拶をして、私の車庫にさよならを言います。

PANTS.

PANTS.

LAST TIME WE DID THE SHOW IN THE GARAGE PEOPLE WERE ALL, I KNOW,

前回、ガレージでショーをやった時は、みんなが集まっていました。

LIKE REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS MAKING SOURDOUGH BREAD, DO YOU

誰もがサワードゥージブレッドを作っていた頃のことを覚えていますか？

REMEMBER THAT, BACK WHEN PEOPLE HAD ENERGY.

人々がエネルギーを持っていた頃のことを思い出してください。

BUT WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

BUT WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE DELIGHTFUL ROSARIO DAWSON, LATER

愉快なロサリオ・ドーソンが参加します。

A PERFORMANCE -- PERFORMANCE BY ING RID ANDRESS.

A PERFORMANCE -- PERFORMANCE BY ING RID ANDRESS.

BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR, REGGIE IS HERE, THE BAND IS HERE, IAN IS

BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR, REGGIE IS HERE, THE BAND IS HERE, IAN IS

HERE.

ここです。

HOW ARE WE DOING?

HOW ARE WE DOING?

IS EVERYONE OKAY?

IS EVERYONE OKAY?

ARE YOU ON A TREADMILL?

ARE YOU ON A TREADMILL?

>> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON A TREADMILL, YEAH.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON A TREADMILL, YEAH.

>> James: HANG ON, IS THIS PART OF SOME NEW FITNESS REGIME?

>> ジェームス: ちょっと待って、これは新しいフィットネスジムの一部なの？

>> HONESTLY I LOST THE-- AT THIS POINT SO I AM HOPING YOU CAN

>> >> 正直言って 私は失った... この時点で だから あなたができることを願っている

TELL ME WHAT I AM DOING HERE.

ここで何をしているのか教えてくれ

MOSTLY JUST A WALK.

歩いているだけだ

>> James: YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE LOST THIS ONE, DOES THAT

>> ジェームスこれを失ったと言っているのか？

MEAN YOU HAD-- WHEN WE WERE HERE IN MARCH, I DO'T THINK ANYONE

つまり、あなたは... 3月にここにいた時、誰もいなかったと思う。

WOULD AGREE WITH THAT AT ALL.

全く同意するよ

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW LOVELY IT IS TO SEE YOU ALL.

みんなに会えるのがどれだけ嬉しいか 言葉では言い表せないわ

REG, HOW WAS YOUR BREAK, WAS IT OKAY.

REG、休憩はどうだった？大丈夫だった？

>> YEAH, YEAH, I WENT SOLO TO MONTANA AND HUNG OUT WITH MY

>> YEAH, YEAH, I WENT SOLO TO MONTANA AND HUNG OUT WITH MY

MOM.

MOM.

>> James: YOU TOOK A TRIP, IAN, YOU WENT BACK TO PORTLAND.

>> ジェイムズ: 旅行に行ったのね ポートランドに戻ったのね

>> I DROVE UP I-5, ALL THE WAY TO PORTLAND WHERE I HUNG OUT

>> I DROVE UP I-5, ALL THE WAY TO PORTLAND WHERE I HUNG OUT

WITH MY MOM.

WITH MY MOMOM.

AND THEN DROVE ALL THE WAY BACK DO DOWN I-5 TO LOS ANGELES.

AND THEN DROVE ALL THE WAY BACK DO DOWN I-5 TO LOS ANGELES.

LONG DRIVE.

LONG DRIVE.

>> James: LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT US.

>> ジェームズこれを見て、私たちを見て。

WHAT ABOUT ANY NEW AREA'S RESOLUTION AMONGST THE BAND,

WHAT ABOUT ANY NEW AREA'S RESOLUTION AMONGST THE BAND,

GUILLERMO, ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR?

GUILLERMO, ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR?

>> STAY SANE.

>>>>気をつけてください。

>> James: SORRY, I JUST REALIZED, I DON'T THINK THIS CUP

>> ジェームス申し訳ありませんが、私はちょうど現実になりました、私はこのカップを考えていません。

HAS BEEN CLEANED SINCE THE LAST TIME WE WERE IN HERE.

私たちがここにいた最後の時間から清掃されています。

>> OH MY GOD, DID YOU DRINK OUT OF IT.

>> 飲んでしまったのか？

>> James: I JUST TOOK A SIP, EVERYTHING IS JUST BEEN HERE IN

>>ジェームス一口飲んだだけだよ。

THE CORN ARE AND I JUST CAME N I PUT SOME WATER IN THIS CUP AND

THE CORN ARE AND I JUST CAME N I PUT SOME WATER IN THIS CUP AND

IT IS -- I'M LOOKING AT IT NOW, IT IS FULL OF DUST.

今見ても 埃でいっぱいだ

WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF 2021.

WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF 2021.

WE'RE ALL HERE, SHOULD WE LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

WE'RE ALL HERE, SHOULD WE LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

ヘッドラインをご覧になりますか？

SOME BIG NEWS TO TALK ABOUT.

SOME BIG NEWS TO TALK ABOUT.

YESTERDAY AN AUDIO TAPE WAS RELEASED OF A CONVERSATION

YESTERDAY AN AUDIO TAPE WAS RELEASED OF A CONVERSATION

BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND GEORGIA'S SECRETARY OF STATE

トランプ大統領とジョージア州の国務長官の間に

BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHERE TRUMP FLAT-OUT ASKED FOR THE VOTE TO

BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHERE TRUMP FLAT-OUT ASKED FOR THE VOTE TO

BE RECALCULATED IN HIS FAVOR.

彼のために評価されるように

>> THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY.

>> THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY.

THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY ARE ANGRY.

THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY ARE ANGRY.

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU

それを言っても何の問題もないんですよ、あなたは知っている、あなたは知っている

HAVE RECALCULATED.

HAVE RECALCULATED.

>> WELL MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

>> WELL MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

>> James: THAT'S GOING TO BE MY NEW COMEBACK, ANY TIME

>> ジェームスそれはいつでも私の新しいカムバックになります。

ANYBODY EVER DISAGREES WITH ME.

誰もが私に不満を持っている

I'M GOING TO SAY WELL, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

I'M GOING TO SAY WELL, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

DATA THAT YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

DATA THAT YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

I MEAN TRUMP IS NOT EVEN GOOD AT BEING A BAD GUY.

トランプは悪者になるのが苦手なんだよ

AT LEAST A MOBSTER, YOU KNOW, ASSUMES THAT HE IS BEING

少なくともモブスターは、自分がされていると思っている。

RECORDED AT ALL TIMES.

RECORDED AT ALL TIMES.

HE SPEAKS IN VAGUE TERMS LIKE BEAUTIFUL STATE YOU'VE GOT DOWN

漠然とした言葉で話すんだ 美しい状態のようにね

THERE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT.

ここで何かが起きたら恥ずかしいことになりそうだ。

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

IAN, ISN'T THERE A MORE DISCREET WAY TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?

IAN, ISN'T THERE A MORE DISCREET WAY TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?

>> I THINK THERE ARE ONLY MORE DISCREET WAYS TO HAVE THIS

>> I THINK THERE ARE ONLY MORE DISCREET WAYS TO HAVE THIS

CONVERSATION.

CONVERSATION.

I THINK THAT IS THE LEAST DISCREET WAY.

それが一番不愉快な方法だと思う

HE CAME INTO EVERYTHING BEING RECORDED BY ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND

HE CAME INTO EVERYTHING BEING RECORDED BY ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND

NOW IS HE GOING OUT BEING RECORDED BY THE SECRETARY OF

今、彼は外に出て、長官に記録されています。

STATE OF GEORGIA.

STATE OF GEORGIA.

SO I THINK IT IS A LATERAL MOVE FOR HIM.

だから、私は彼のための最終的な移動だと思います。

>> James: HERE IS MY THING.

>> ジェームスこれが私のものです。

I DON'T THINK, AND WE TALKED ABOUT THIS THIS MORNING.

私は何も考えていないし、私たちはこの朝、このことについて話しました。

I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE PHONE CALLS THAT IS

これが唯一の電話だとは思えません

HAPPENING.

ハプニング。

OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU TAICH IT.

OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU TAICH IT.

>> NO, THIS IS FOR SURE LIKE THE FIFTH ONE.

>> NO, THIS IS FOR SURE LIKE THE FIFTH ONE.

WHERE THEY ARE LIKE LET'S TAPE IT, RELEASE IT AND MAYBE HE WILL

録画してリリースすれば彼が来るかもしれない

STOP.

ストップ

BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP.

しかし、彼は止めようとしない。

I GUARANTEE YOU THERE IS A PHONE CALL HAPPENING NOW WHERE AT

今どこに電話がかかってくるか保証します

FIRST HE IS ANGRY AND GOES BACK TO THE AIM OLD SCHTICK ALL OVER

最初は怒っていたが、また旧式のシュティックに戻ってしまう。

AGAIN.

またかよ

>> James: I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE TAPE, IT IS LIKE AN HOUR

>> ジェームス全部聞いたよ、1時間くらいだよ。

LONG.

LONG.

AND THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH IT I WAS JUST THINKING IWOULD LOVE

ずっと好きになりたいと思っていました

TO HEAR TRUMP TRY AND PRONOUNCE RAFFENSPERGER.

トランプがラフェンシュパーガーを 呼び出そうとしているのを聞く。

HE CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD ANONYMOUS.

彼はアノニマスという言葉も言えない。

RAFFENSPERGER WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

RAFFENSPERGER WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

LATER IN THE CALL TRUMP SPECIFICALLY TALKS TO THE

通話の後半で、トランプは具体的に話しています。

SECRETARY OF STATE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VOTES HE WANTS TO FIND

国務長官が見つけたい投票数について

IN ORDER TO FLIP THE STATE IN HIS FAVOR.

IN ORDER TO FLIP THE STATE IN HIS FAVOR.

>> SO LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS.

>> これが私のやりたいことなんです。

I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE

どうしても11,780票を見つけたいんです。

HAVE.

HAVE.

BECAUSE WE WON THE STATE AND FLIPPING THE STATE IS A GREAT

私たちが州に勝ったから 州をひっくり返すことは素晴らしいことです

TESTAMENT TO OUR COUNTRY.

私たちの国への試練。

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THERE IS JUST, IT'S A TESTAMENT THAT THEY CAN

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THERE IS JUST, IT'S A TESTAMENT THAT THEY CAN

ADMIT TO A MISTAKE.

誤りを認めろ

OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

>> James: SOMEONE SHOULD JUST TELL TRUMP HE CAN'T JUST MAKE

>> ジェームズ誰かがTRUMPに伝えなければなりません 彼はただ作ることができません

NUMBERS UP OUT OF NOWHERE.

どこからともなく数字が出てくる。

LIKE THIS ISN'T HIS NET WORTH.

これが彼の純資産じゃないみたいに

BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF RAFFENSPERGER WAS LIKE AH,

ラッフェンシュパーガーがAHと同じなら 良かったんだけどね

MR. PRESIDENT, WE FOUND THE VOTES, WE'VE GOT THEM 11,780.

MR.大統領 投票を見つけました 11,780票を集めました

GOT THEM.

見つけた

THEY ARE ALL FOR BIDEN THOUGH.

THEY ARE ALL FOR BIDEN THOUGH.

OH, SO SEE YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY.

ああ、あなたが指定しなかったのね。

TRUMP SAID FLIPPING GEORGIA IN HIS FAVOR WOULD BE A TESTAMENT

トランプはジョージア州を彼に有利にひっくり返すことが試練になると言った。

TO THE COUNTRY.

TO THE COUNTRY.

AND IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS A TESTAMENT IS THE GUY WHO HOLDS

証言を知っている者がいるとすれば、それは 証言を持っている者である。

THE BIBLE LIKE THIS.

THE BIBLE LIKE THIS.

AND ANOTHER POINT RAFFENSPERGER TOLD TRUMP THAT THE ELECTION

そしてもう一つのポイント ラフェンスパーガーは選挙がトランプに言った

RESULTS ARE ACCURATE AND TRUMP RESPONDED LIKE THIS.

結果は正確であり、トランプはこのように答えた。

>> YOU SHOULD WANT TO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

>> YOU SHOULD WANT TO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

AND YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN.

AND YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN.

>> WE BELIEVE THAT WE DO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

>> WE BELIEVE THAT WE DO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

>> NO, NO YOU DON'T.

>> 駄目だ、駄目だ。

NO, NO YOU DON'T.

いいえ、あなたはしないでください。

YOU DON'T HAVE, YOU DON'T HAVE.

あなたは持っていない、持っていない。

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

近づいていない

ARE YOU OFF BY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES.

ARE YOU OFF BY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES.

>> James: AH, YES, THE FLAWLESS LEGAL ARGUMENT OF

>> ジェームスああ、はい、欠陥のない法的主張の

NUH-UH.

NUH-UH。

YOU WISH.

YOU WISH.

IF ONLY TRUMP COULD APPROACH THE REST OF HIS JOB WITH THIS KIND

トランプだけがこの種の仕事の残りの部分に取り組むことができるならば

OF TEN ASITY, IF HE DID, MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE HOSTING A TV SHOW

もしそうなら 私はテレビ番組の司会をしていないかもしれない

FROM MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW.

FROM MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN YOU CAN IMAGINE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH TRUMP?

I MEAN YOU CAN IMAGINE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH TRUMP?

IT WOULD BE LIKE IT'S OVER, WELL, THAT IS A SHAME BECAUSE I

それは終わったような気がするが、それは残念なことだ。

DON'T ACCEPT IT.

受け入れないでください。

WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP.

私たちは解散しないわ

WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.

WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.

WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND.

WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND.

AND THEN OF COURSE TRUMP DITCHED ALL OF THE DEBATING AND JUST

そして、当然のことながら、トランプは、すべての議論を放棄し、ただ

FLAT OUT ASKED FOR A FAVOR.

FLAT OUT ASKED FOR A FAVOR.

>> SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO HERE.

>> ここで何をするのかな？

I ONLY NEED 11,000 VOTES, FELLAS, I NEED 11,000 VOTES,

フェラーズ、11,000票しか必要ない。

GIVE ME A BREAK.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

>> James: IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HOOK

>> ジェームス誰かにフックさせようとしているように聞こえる

HIM UP WITH A FREE REFILL OF SALT AND PEPPER NOT A

塩とコショウの無料おかわりで彼を誘ってくれ

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

大統領選挙

TRUMP EVEN, YOU KNOW HE IS SERIOUS BECAUSE HE EVEN FULL

トランプでも、彼が真剣だと分かるのは、彼がフルであるからです。

PULLED OUT "FELLAS REQUESTS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY FELLAS WE'RE

PULLED OUT "FELLAS REQUESTS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY FELLAS WE'RE

ALL BUDDIES FELLAS, FELLAS, PLEASE.

ALL BUDDIES FELLAS、FELLAS、PLEASE。

HE'S THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM SAYING BROOO.

あと3秒でブルーと言うところだ

COME ON, BROOOO, BROOOO.

COME ON, BROOOO, BROOOO.

I MEAN IAN, REG, IT IS 2 A.M. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, DOES ANYTHING

イアン、REG、今は土曜の夜の午前2時だけど、何かある？

GOOD EVER HAPPEN AFTER YOU START A SENTENCE WITH "FELLAS."

GOOD EVER HAPPEN AFTER YOU START A SENTENCE WITH "FELLAS."

>> NO.

>> ω・)ﾉ。

>> FELLAS IS THE WAY I'M GREETED AT EVERY RESTAURANT THAT I HAVE

>> 今まで行ったレストランでの挨拶の仕方はフェラーズが一番です。

EVER BEEN TO.

行ったことある？

SO ANY 24 HOUR DINER.

SO ANY 24 HOUR DINER.

IT'S LIKE FELLAS, LET'S GET SOME JALAPENO POPPERS STARTED FOR

IT'S LIKE FELLAS, LET'S GET SOME JALAPENO POPPERS STARTED FOR.

YOU, SO THERE ARE CERTAIN SIRKS WHERE ST A GOOD THING.

YOU, SO THERE ARE CERTAIN SIRKS WHERE ST A GOOD THING.

>> James: FELLAS.

>> ジェイムズだFELLAS.

WITH YOU I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY WE ARE BOTH TRYING TO DO

WITH YOU I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY WE ARE BOTH TRYING TO DO

SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WE'RE LARGER GENTLEMEN.

何かあるんだ、俺たちはもっと大きな紳士だ。

DO YOU EVER FIND IT ODD THE FREEDOM AND SORT OF RELAXED WAY

あなたは今までにそれを見つけることができますか？自由とリラックスした方法のようなもののオッド

THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST CALL YOU BIG GUY.

THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST CALL YOU BIG GUY.

>> ALL THE TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> ALL THE TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> YOU WOULD NEVER DO T YOU WOULDN'T CALL A SHORT DUDE LIKE

>> >>お前は絶対にやらないだろうT お前はこんな短いダサい奴を呼ばないだろうな

WHAT IS UP LITTLE MAN, WOULD YOU NEVER DO THAT.

WHAT IS UP LITTLE MAN, WOULD YOU NEVER DO THAT.

>> HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

>> HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

> HAVE EVER GOTTEN THIS, THIS MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN THING, I

> これはアメリカのことかもしれない、私はこれを得たことがありますか？

HAVE A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHO CALLS ME BUBBA.

テキサス州からの友人がいる 誰が私をババと呼ぶのか

WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

>> James: BUBBA.

>>ジェームスBUBBA.

>> BUBBA.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> I HAD TO ASK HIM TO STOP AND HE STPED FOR SIX MONTHS AND WENT

>> 私は彼に止めてくれと頼まなければならなかった そして彼は６ヶ月間停止してしまいました そして、行きました

RATE BACK TO CALLING ME BUBBA ALL THE TIME.

RATE BACK TO CALLING ME BUBBA ALL THE TIME.

>> I'M SORRY, WE TALKED ABOUT IT IN MY DEFENSE.

>> I'M SORRY, WE TALKED ABOUT IT IN MY DEFENSE.

SORRY, I REALLY AM.

すまない 本当にそうなんだ

>> James: LOOK, ALL OF THESE TRUMP TAPES OF COURSE ARE

>> ジェームズ見てください、これらのトランプのテープは、もちろんすべてが

INCREDIBLE.

驚くべきことに

BUT NOT-- I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW ON TWITTER

でも違う... つまりツイッターで見た時は信じられなかった

PEOPLE WERE LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

信じられないと思ってた

LIKE YES, YOU CAN, YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN BELIEVE IT.

はい、あなたはそれを信じることができます、あなたはそれを信じることができます。

IT'S TOTAL TRUMP.

それは完全にトランプです。

LIKE WHO OUT THERE WAS LIKE OH THAT'S IT NOW, THAT IS THE FINAL

LIKE WHO OUT THERE WAS LIKE OH THAT'S IT NOW, THAT IS THE FINAL

STRAW FOR ME.

ストロー・フォー・ミー

I'VE REALLY CHANGED MY MIND ON TRUMP NOW HAVE I HEARD HIM SAY

私は本当にトランプの考えを変えました 今、私は彼の言うことを聞いています

THAT.

THAT.

WELL, THIS IS EXCITING BECAUSE WE'VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE.

さて、これはエキサイトしています私たちが持っているので、エクスクルーシブを持っています。

OUR SHOW MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF EVEN MORE AUDIO OF PRESIDENT

OUR SHOW MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF EVEN MORE AUDIO OF PRESIDENT

TRUMP'S PHONE CALL WITH GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE.

TRUMP'S PHONE CALL WITH GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE.

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN HEARD ANYWHERE ELSE.

他の場所では聞いたことがありません。

I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING THERE IS STH ONE.

I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING THERE IS STH ONE.

>> THEY SAY TEXT THE WORD VOTE, BUT THE NUMBER ARE YOU SUPPOSED

>> THEY SAY TEXT THE WORD VOTE, BUT THE NUMBER ARE YOU SUPPOSED

TO TEXT IS ONLY FIVE DIGITS.

テキストには5桁しかありません。

IT IS IT THE ALL NONSENSE.

IT IS IT THE ALL NONSENSE.

>> SIR, THAT IS NOT HOW VOTING WORKS.

>> それは投票の仕組みではありません。

>> I MEAN LOOK AT ZENDAYA.

>> >> I MEAN LOOK AT ZENDAYA.

>> WHO?

>> 誰が？

>> FROM AMERICAN IDOL WHICH BY THE WAY WAS NEVER GOOD AFTER THE

>> FROM AMERICAN IDOL WHICH BY THE WAY WAS NEVER GOOD AFTER THE

ADAM LAMBERT SEASON.

ADAM LAMBERT SEASON.

NOW THAT GUY COULD REALLY, REALLY ROCK.

その男は本当に、本当に、本当にロックすることができます。

>> James: AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE TOO.

>> ジェームスそしてこれもあった

>> HAVE YOU CHECKED EF LEE-- EVERYWHERE FOR THE VOTES.

>> HAVE YOU CHECKED EF LEE-- EVERYWHERE FOR THE VOTES.

>> YES, WE DID.

>> そうだ、そうだ。

>> WELL, DID YOU CHECK UNDER THERE.

>> WELL, DID YOU CHECK UNDER THERE.

>> UNDER WHERE?

>> UNDER WHERE?

>> I JUST MADE YOU SAY UNDERWEAR.

>> >>お前にアンダーウェアって言わせただけだからな。

HA HA, COME ON, THAT ONE SHOULD GET ME SOME BONUS VOTES.

ハハハ、いい加減にしてよ、これは私にボーナス投票をしてくれるはずよ。

>> James: NOW IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS A NEW CONGRESS

>> ジェームス: 他の政治ニュースでは新しい議会

WAS SWORN IN YESTERDAY, IT WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER GIVING THE

先日、宣誓されたミスターが宣誓しました。

OPENING PRAYER AND CONCLUDED THE PRAYER IN A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY,

OPENING PRAYER AND CONCLUDED THE PRAYER IN A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY,

HAVE A LOOK.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> WE ASK IN THE NAME OF THE-- YOUR HONOR AND GOD KNOWN

>> WE ASK IN THE NAME OF THE-- YOUR HONOR AND GOD KNOWN

BY MANY NAME BY MANY DIFFERENT FAITHS.

"多くの名前によって多くの異なる信仰によって

AMEN AND AWOMAN.

AMEN AND AWOMANです。

>> James: I CAN'T.

>> ジェームズできない

I CAN'T WITH THAT.

それは無理だ

I ACTUALLY CAN'T.

できないんだ

I THINK THAT'S IT.

I THINK THAT'S IT.

I THINK THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW.

I THINK THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW.

I THINK THAT PLUS THE BACK IN THE GARAGE HAS DUN ME, I THINK

私はそれに加えて、ガレージの裏が私をダンにしたと思う、私は思う。

ST DONE, I THINK ST ALL OVER, GUYS, HERE IS THE THING.

ST DONE, I think ST ALL OVER, GUYS, HERE IS THE THINGS.

AMEN, AMEN MENS SO BE IT.

AMEN, AMEN MENS SO BE IT.

AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER.

そして、性別は関係ない。

BUT WE CAN'T EXPECT AN ORDAINED MINISTER TO KNOW THAT.

でもそれを知っている聖職者を 期待することはできません。

I MEAN IAN, WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO DO THERE, WAS HE JUST TRYING

彼は何をしようとしてたの？

TO BE WOKE?

TO BE WOKE?

>> I THINK HE JUST DO THE MATH IN YOUR HEAD WHERE YOU ARE LIKE

>> I THINK HE JUST DO THE MATH IN YOUR HEAD WHERE YOU ARE LIKE

EITHER I CAN SAVE THIS AND GET MADE FUN OF ON THE LATE NIGHT

私はこれを保存することができますし、深夜に楽しませてもらうことができます。

SHOW.

SHOWです。

OR CAN I NOT SAY IT AND THEN HAVE LIKE 8,000 PEOPLE ANGRY AT