>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

>> スティーブン: ヘイ、みんな、ジョン・バチステによろしく。

HELLO, JON.

こんにちは、ジョン

>> Jon: HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>> ジョン: HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU.

>> Stephen: WHAT'S THAT SONG WE WERE HEARING COMING OUT OF

>> スティーブン：私たちが聞いていたその歌は何だったのでしょうか？

THE BUMPER THERE.

THE BUMPER THERE.

>> Jon: THAT'S CHICK CORIA'S "SPAIN."

>> ジョンそれはチック・コリアの "スペイン "だ

AMAZING SONG.

AMAZING SONG。

>> Stephen: JON, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ALIENS THAT THE HEAD

>> Stephen: JON, DID YOU HEARED ABOUT THE ALIENS THAT THE HEAD.

OF THE ISRAELI SPACE AGENCY HAS SAID THAT ALIENS ARE REAL AND

イスラエル宇宙機関は エイリアンは実在すると言いました...

THEY'RE IN THE UNITED STATES AND IN ISRAEL, AND THEY JUST CAN'T

彼らは米国とイスラエルにいますが、できません。

TELL US ABOUT THEM YET BECAUSE WE'LL FREAK OUT.

私たちが気が狂いそうになるから、まだ彼らのことを教えてください。

WOULD YOU FREAK OUT IF YOU FOUND OUT THERE WAS A GALACTIC

WOULD YOU FREAK OUT IF YOU FOUND OUT THERE WAS A GALACTIC

FEDERATION?

FEDERATION?

>> I MEAN, I ALREADY BELIEVE IT.

>> >> つまり、私はもう信じているのです。

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "MEN IN BLACK" WHEN HE GOES TO THE CONVENIENCE

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "MEN IN BLACK" WHEN HE GOES TO THE CONVENIENCE

STORE, AND THE GUY'S SELLING THE STUFF, AND HE'S THE ALIEN

店で商品を売っている男は エイリアンだ

UNDERNEATH.

アンダーアンダーアンダー

I BELIEVE IT, MAN.

俺は信じてる

>> Stephen: PEOPLE TELL ME I'VE SEEN "MEN IN BLACK," BUT I

>> スティーブン人は「黒衣の男」を見たと言うが 私は見ていない

CAN'T REMEMBER.

思い出せない

( LAUGHTER ).

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Jon: WELL, I-- I'LL TELL YOU AFTERWARDS, THEY HAD A THING

>> ジョンまあ、僕は... 後で話すけど、彼らにはあることがあったんだ

-- >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY

--> スティーブン何か持っていますか？

MUSH FOR OUR ALIENS OVERLORDS, JON.

MUSH FOR OUR ALIENS OVERLORDS, JON.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>>ジョン。何てこった

THE OVERLORDIANS.

THE OVERLORDIANS。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: SURE.

♪ ♪ >> スティーブン: SURE.

THAT'S EITHER FOR THE ALIENS, OR MR. ROGERS' LAND OF MAKE

THAT'S EITHER FOR THE ALIENS, OR MR. ROGERS' LAND OF MAKE

BELIEVE.

BELIEVE.

>> Jon: YEAH!

>> ジョンヤーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

>> Stephen: IT'S A FINE LINE, A FINE LINE.

>> スティーブン: IT'S A FINE LINE, A FINE LINE

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU, JON.

ジョン・バティステ、皆さん、ありがとうございます。

>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

>> ジョンはい、そうです。

>> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW,

>> スティーブン紳士淑女の皆さん、ご存知ですよね？

I SPEND A LOT OF TIME SELECTING THE MOST TOPICAL EAMES CHAIRS,

私は多くの時間を費やして、最も重要なイームズチェアを選択しています。

AND UP-TO-THE-MINUTE SOUND SYSTEM, THEN CLEANING THE

AND UP-TO-THE-MINUTE SOUND SYSTEM, THEN CLEANING THE

FLOOR-TO-CEILING WINDOWS IN THE "ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST"-WORTHY

建築ダイジェスト」に掲載された床から天井までの窓-価値あるもの

BACHELOR PAD THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

ポットホールパッドは私のモノローグです。

BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I TAKE A TRIP DOWN THE RAILROAD

でもたまには鉄道道を下ってみる

TRACKS, TREK BAREFOOT TO A RUSTY METAL HATCH IN THE SIDE OF A

TRACKS、TREK BAREFOOT TO THE RUSTY METAL HATCH IN THE SIDE OF A SIDE.

CULVERT, CRACK OPEN A JUG OF MOONSHINE, AND SIT BACK AND

カルバート ムーンシャインのジャグを開けて 腰を落ち着けて

RELAX IN THE ABANDONED NICKEL MINE OF NEWS THAT IS MY

放棄されたニッケル鉱山の中でリラックスしてください。

SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE."

SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, THE WORLD OF INTERNATIONAL ATHLETICS IS ABOUT

クオランタイン-一方、国際陸上競技の世界は、「クオランタイン」をテーマにしています。

TO GET-- I WANT TO SAY, FLY?-- WITH THE NEWS THAT "BREAKDANCING

TO GET-- I WANT TO SAY, FLY?-- WITH THE NEWS THAT "BREAKDANCING

HAS BECOME AN OFFICIAL OLYMPIC SPORT FOR THE 2024 GAMES IN

HAS BECOME AN OFFICIAL OLYMPIC SPORT FOR THE 2024 GAMES IN

PARIS."

PARIS.

FINALLY!

FINALLY!

WE'RE GOING TO SEE WORLD-CLASS ATHLETES BUST OUT THE OLYMPIC

世界レベルの選手がオリンピックで活躍する姿を見ることができます。

BOOGALOO, JUST LIKE THE ANCIENT GREEKS DID.

ブーガルー、古代ギリシャ人がしたように。

EXCEPT THEY'D BE ALL NAKED AND GREASED WITH OLIVE OIL.

EXCEPT THEY'D BE ALL NAKED AND GREASED WITH OLIVE OIL.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, "IKEA WILL STOP PUBLISHING ITS ICONIC

QUARANTINE-WHILE、「IKEA WILL STOP PUBLISHING ITS ICONIC」を発表。

CATALOG AFTER 70 YEARS OF DOING SO."

CATALOG AFTER 70 YEARS OF DOING SO."

AT ITS PEAK, 200 MILLION COPIES OF THE CATALOG IN 32 DIFFERENT

最盛期には32の異なる国で2億部のカタログが作成されました。

LANGUAGES WERE DISTRIBUTED WORLDWIDE.

言語は世界中に配布されました。

THOSE ARE INSANE PUBLISHING NUMBERS.

狂ったような出版数だな

THE ONLY THING THAT'S EVER DONE BETTER IS "HARRY POTTER AND THE

より良いものは「ハリー・ポッターとその子」だけです。

UNBUILDABLE EKTORP."

UNBUILDABLE EKTORP"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, CELEBRITY CHEF GORDON RAMSAY IS OPENING A NEW

クワランタイン-一方で、セレブリティシェフのゴードン・ラムセイが新しい店をオープンしています。

RESTAURANT IN LONDON THAT WILL SERVE A $106 BURGER.

ロンドンのレストランで １０６ドルのバーガーが食べられる

FOR THAT PRICE, THE BURGER BETTER COME WITH A SIDE OF

FOR THAT PRICE, THE BURGER BETTER COME WITH A SIDE OF

FRIES AND $100.

フリーズと100ドル。

ACCORDING TO AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT, THE NEW RESTAURANT

公式発表によると、新レストランは

PLANS TO "PROVIDE A TASTE OF AMERICA."

"アメリカの味を提供する "計画。

LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, GORDO.

その場で止めてやるよ、ゴードー

AMERICA DOESN'T TASTE LIKE A $106 BURGER.

アメリカは106ドルのバーガーの味がしない。

AMERICA TASTES LIKE A 99 CENT VALUE MEAL THAT YOU BUY AT A

アメリカの味は、店で買う99セントの価値のある食事のようなものです。

DRIVE-THROUGH THEN JAM IN YOUR FACE SO FAST THAT YOUR TONGUE

DRIVE-THROUGH THEN JAM IN YOUR FACE SO FAST THAT YOUR TONGUE

NEVER HAS THE CHANCE TO COMMUNICATE TO YOUR BRAIN THAT

NEVER HAS THE CHANCE TO COMMUNICATE TO YOUR BRAIN THAT

YOU'VE EATEN.

食べただろ

DIPPED IN RANCH.

DIPPED IN RANCH。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, MONOLITHS HAVE BEEN HOGGING SO MUCH ATTENTION

クォランチンの間、モノライトは注目を集めていました。

THAT WE'VE BARELY NOTICED THAT DAYS AFTER A LARGE PHALLUS

THAT WE'VE BARELY NOTICED THAT DAYS AFTER A LARGE PHALLUS

SCULPTURE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED FROM A BAVARIAN

SCULPTURE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED FROM A BAVARIAN

MOUNTAINSIDE, A SIMILAR PHALLUS SCULPTURE HAS APPEARED IN ITS

山の中腹には、同じようなファルスの彫刻が出現しています。

PLACE.

PLACE.

MOVE OVER, MONOLITH.

ムーヴオーバー、モノリス

HELLO, MONO-DONG.

ハロー、モノドン。

DONGO-LITH.

DONGO-LITH.

THERE IS ONE NOTABLE DIFFERENCE WITH THE NEW PHALLUS SCULPTURE.

THERE IS ONE NOTABLE DIFFERENCE WITH THE NEW PHALLUS SCULPTURE.

APPARENTLY, THIS ONE IS SLIGHTLY LARGER.

APPARENTLY, THIS ONE IS SLIGHTLY LARGER.

IMPRESSIVE.

インプレッシブ。

USUALLY WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR GIANT PHALLUS SCULPTURE ON A

USUALLY WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR GIANT PHALLUS SCULPTURE ON A

COLD BAVARIAN MOUNTAIN, THEY TEND TO GET SMALLER.

COLD BAVARIAN MOUNTAIN, THEY TEND TO GET SMALLER.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, CZECH POLICE ARE SEEKING HELP AFTER A DEER

QUARANTINE-WHILE, CZECH POLICE ARE SEEKING HELP AFTER A DEER

TURNED THE TABLES ON HUNTERS AND SNAGGED A PURSUER'S RIFLE ON HIS

TURNED THE TABLES ON HUNTERS AND SNAGGED A PURSUER'S RIFLE ON HIS

ANTLERS BEFORE RUNNING AWAY.

走り去る前のアントラーズ。

ANOTHER HUNTER LATER SPOTTED THE DEER ABOUT A KILOMETER AWAY,

ANOTHER HUNTER LATER SPOTTED THE DEER ABOUT A KILOMETER AWAY,

STILL CARRYING THE GUN.

まだ銃を持っている

A SCARY SIGHT, TRUE, BUT A FANTASTIC SEQUEL TO "BAMBI."

不気味な光景、真実だが、 「バンビ」の素晴らしい続編だ。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN CANDLE NEWS, CUSTOMERS ARE SLAMMING

（徳井）クオランタイン キャンドルニュースでは お客様が大騒ぎ

YANKEE CANDLES FOR BEING SCENTLESS, WITH SOME OBSERVERS

ヤンキーは、いくつかの観察者との無表情であることのためのキャンドル。

SPECULATING THAT COVID HAS RAVAGED THE CANDLE-LOVING

コヴィドがキャンデー好きを激怒させたと思っています。

COMMUNITY-- YES, IT'S A COMMUNITY-- WITHOUT THEIR

共同体...そう、共同体...それは共同体...彼らを除いて

KNOWLEDGE.

KNOWLEDGE.

IF YOU CAN'T SMELL A YANKEE CANDLE, SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY

ヤンキーキャンドルの匂いがしないなら、何かが決定的におかしい。

WRONG WITH YOUR NOSE.

WRONG WITH YOUR NOSE.

THESE THINGS ARE NOT SUBTLE.

THESE THINGS ARE NOT SUBTLE.

THE GENEVA CONVENTION FORBIDS SUBJECTING PRISONERS OF

THE GENEVA CONVENTION FORBIDS SUBJECTING PRISONERS OF

WAR TO CRANBERRY CHUTNEY.

クランベリーチャツネの戦争。

ONE NEGATIVE REVIEW READS, "I PURCHASED THREE OF THESE.

一つの否定的なレビューは、「私はこれらのうちの3つを購入した」と読みます。

WHAT A WASTE.

もったいない

THERE'S VIRTUALLY NO SCENT TO THESE AT ALL!

THERE'S VIRTUALLY NO SCENT TO THESE AT ALL!

IF I WASN'T CONFINED TO MY HOME BECAUSE OF COVID, I WOULD RETURN

コヴィドのせいで家に監禁されていなかったら 戻ってくるわ

THESE FOR SURE."

"THESE FOR SURE"

"NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EAT A STICK OF

"さて、失礼します。" "さて、失礼します。" "私の時間です。" "私はスティックを食べます。

DEODORANT ON TIKTOK.

デオドラントオンTIKTOK。

NOT SURE WHY I CAN DO THAT NOW, BUT I'M SUING TOM OF MAINE!

なぜそんなことができるのか 分からないけど、メインのトムを訴えてるんだ！

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!" I WAS IN CHARACTER JUST THEN.

"いいね！"と "購読"その時の私は、まさにその通りだった。

SO, CLEARLY, COVID IS DISRUPTING THE SCENTED CANDLE SCENE.

だから、明らかに、コヴィドは、香り付きキャンドルのシーンを混乱させている。

BUT WHERE SOME SEE A CRISIS, YANKEE CANDLE SEES AN

しかし、誰かが危機を見ると、ヤンキー・キャンドゥルが見ている。

OPPORTUNITY.

機会。

JIM?

JIM?

>> NOW THAT COVID-19 HAS ROBBED MANY AMERICANS OF THEIR ABILITY

>> NOW THAT COVID-19 HAS ROBBED MANY AMERICANS OF THEIR ABILITY

TO SMELL, HERE AT YANKEE CANDLE, WE FIGURED WHAT BETTER TIME TO

TO SMELL, HERE AT YANKEE CANDLE, WE FIGURED WHAT BETTER TIME TO

UNLOAD SOME OF OUR EXPERIMENTAL FACTORY REJECTS?

私たちの実験的な工場の拒否物の一部をロードしますか？

IF YOU CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING, YOU'LL LOVE YANKEE CANDLE'S NEW

匂いを嗅げない人は、ヤンキーキャンドゥルの新作が大好きです。

PANDEMIC AROMAS, INCLUDING EMPTY SUBWAY CAR, BATHROOM

空の地下鉄の車やバスルームを含むパンデミック・アロマ

SPONGE FANTASIA, AND FACE MASK BURP.

SPONGE FANTASIA、そしてFACE MASK BURP。

WE'VE GOT A WAREHOUSE CHOCK-FULL OF THESE TERRIBLE-SMELLING FREAK

私たちは、これらのひどい臭いフリークの倉庫の袋でいっぱいになっています。

CANDLES, AND EITHER WE SELL THEM NOW, OR EAT THE COST.

キャンドル、そしてどちらかは、今すぐそれらを販売するか、またはコストを食べる。

SO, IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS CORONAVIRUS, THEY MIGHT ENJOY

SO, IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS CORONAVIRUS, THEY MIGHT ENJOY

TEENAGER'S PILLOWCASE, COMIC-CON HOTEL, AND HOARDER'S SECRET.

TEENAGER'S PILLOWCASE, COMIC-CON HOTEL, HOARDER'S SECRET.

LISTEN, WHEN YOU'RE MIXING THIS MANY CANDLES AND SCENTS

聴いてください、これだけのキャンディーとシーンをミックスしているときに

TOGETHER, SOMETIMES YOU GET A WINNER, AND SOMETIMES YOU SUMMON

TOGETHER, SOMETIMES YOU GET A WINNER, AND SOMETIMES YOU SUMMON

A DEMON WHO WILL TURN YOUR NOSTRILS INTO THE NINTH CIRCLE

A DEMON WHO WILL TURN YOUR NOSTRILS INTO THE NINTH CIRCLE

OF HELL WITH SCENTS INCLUDING JULY OUTHOUSE, MICROWAVED COD,

ジュリー・アウトハウスを含むシーンを含む地獄の中で、マイクロウェーブ・コード。

AND RANDY QUAID.

そしてRANDY QUAID。

YANKEE CANDLE.

YANKEE CANDLE（ヤンキーキャンドル）。

( GAGGING ) >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

( GAGGING ) >> スティーブンすぐに戻ってきます

WITH THE HOSTS OF "SLATE POLITICAL GABFEST," JOHN

WITH THE HOSTS OF "SLATE POLITICAL GABFEST," JOHN

DICKERSON, EMILY BAZELON, AND DAVID PLOTZ.

DICKERSON, EMILY BAZELON, AND DAVID PLOTZ.

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪