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Oh my god honey...
Where do I begin explaining？
This thing...
Well...
You know what?
You know Mark, right?
That friend that I go bowling with.
like 2 times a week
Well uh...
I guess the easy way to start will be starting with him
after we go bowling
we used to go to see movies
There was one time
When was that?
Yeah.. Seems like a month ago
We went to see like one movie in particular .
What was that?
That's right!
That was captain America: the Winter Soldier
Oh my God!
That was a movie
I haven't seen that kind of
that good of a Marvel movie in ages.
I mean that must been
it must been since the Avengers.
I'm like...
Well... you know
like right now she's a cliner
She means a lot for us every now and then.
like you know...
Potentially anything will happen.
Potentially a meteorite can fall down right now you know.
That's like a cosmic level of imagination.
And but potentially you know who knows?
Maybe one day should devise something.
I remember watching a movie.
One documentary.
There is a scientist in the USA
He's called Red Curzvill.
And he has this idea
about ...
what should I call it?
Singularity.
It's called singularity.
And he's thinking the basic you know
all this technology is expanding and advancing
so rapidly you know.
3D graphics for this s***
like in the 1990s.
And now we just basically used that
and we looking forward to
like new ideas like 3D or something like that you know.
We improving that as well.
Now right now
If you look at the movie from like the beginning of the 1990s
that used like 3D graphic
It looks pretty much s***
And I remember you know
people use to go to cinema watch that
That would be like "oh my god! this is unbelievable!"
" it looks so good!"
Now you look at it
and it looks like crap.
just because of
you know...
comparison
I mean you compare to the things
that are out now
that is so much better.
And...
I don't know...
It's just things changed you know.
Red Curzvill has this idea about singularity.
you know
technology advancing up to this point
that we actually sort of like become
machines
in a way
like you know
technology keeps going
like 50 years ago computers is used to be like super big you know
Like the computer be use to send like first recons to the space
used to be thatcomputer was the size of this whole room you know
Nowadays
you have more advanced technology
in your own cell phone
So technically if you are able to do it
you could probably organize you know
a space shuttle to be launched to outer space
with the use of technology in any form
I mean just in certification
So that makes you thinking you know
Going forward.
Technology is getting smaller.
Before that it's like whole room of computers and nothing else
Right now you have a small smartphone you know
that fix into your pocket perfectly
So...
you know whose saying
I heard things about people experimenting with chips
that chips this size that you can put into your skin
And like you know
maybe that'll be used for the quick machines
so that you don't have to get your passport.
cause passport is inside of you all the time
And...
you know...
if it comes to that
it would stop people
from you know liking creating
like for example you don't have to carry up cellphone on you
You just have this chip you know
and it does anything for you
I mean like you know
you can like basically go to Wikipedia go to Facebook
without even touching anything you know
just gets the feeling you know
I mean it does have the point
when one of these days somebody is going to discover it
and who knows who's going to be you know
maybe it's going to be something
maybe it's gonna be someone who known as a scientist
maybe it's going to be somebody
so
somebody who nobody really knows
maybe he is gonna be cleaner or flawers you know
It's uh ...
It's just things that help people work and how you know
you can never really predict another thing or judging people
you can never predict who's gonna be
how much potential people have you know
You can like you know
I'm sure the people you know from elementary school
You know it's always about people like totally
can't fit in with society or something like that
and like you know the losers basic you know
I'm sure these some of them
have like a good jobs or stuff you know
maybe somebody have their own company
maybe somebody's a famous actor
maybe somebody...
is a scientist you know
so...
you know...
with these ideas
interesting things
like you know
how Technology for example is improving us you know
but that goes as if...
a lot of different fields of life you know
goes also with music
in the creating new new ideas
new music and movies
literature
art
Everything is going forward
Interesting world to be in. Don't you think?
so...
uh...
Well...
we were all born in now
I mean the world we were born into
is like completely different
What's like completely different?
Nowadays you have children
being born into a world where you know
They don't really know other world has internet
we used to know that
That changed
over time
So just imagine you know
it is like what
not even 30 years since we were born
So imagine what's going to happen in the next 30 years
imaging what the world is gonna look like
when we are like you know
old people in like 70 or 80
or 90 maybe even
something like that
That's gonna be way way in 21 century
And you know
just
I gess we just have to find out
Who knows?
hey maybe I will invent something cool
maybe I would invent something cool
how do you get the feel of bald people
I mean you know you get like
not totally bald
you know
I don't be like
you don't know hair whatsoever
I mean like
balding people
ike you know
sometimes you get people
who I mean
of course it's going to happen to everybody eventually
especially guys
mostly guys
he get you know this whole here
What is that called?
...or something
I can't pretty remember
anyway
hum...
you know how you get this balding men
you know I...
Mark knows one guy
He is a boss of this one company
and he's like uh...
he's like
45
or something like that
His hair is really reseeding
and he gets like you know
he looks like that the Japanese Kappa thing
It's what they like to called that
I mean that's really wrong you know
I mean when they have like uh...
really bald hair here but they still have hairs here
and It looks like Kappa
you know or something like that
I think before he really bald
that's really inappropriate
but
whatever
It's a free country
I can think what I think
umm
but somethings you get these people
who like you know
like most of the hair on the top of the head is gone
but they still have a little bit of hair here
and they try to grow hair really long
so then they can take it like
to the other side you know
so it's like covering the bald top of his hair
I think it's really hilarious
I mean because...
oh come on
who are they fooling?
Everybody can see it
Everybody can see that
basically your head is bald
and you only covering it up
with like the small amount of hair you still have
that might be that inspiration
that might be like some kind of middle age crisis or something
I know it's easy for me to say
cause of basically you know
I am uh...
still in my 20's
Lately
but still
so...
I still have some time to go before that happens to me
but there is no way in hell
I'm gonna do something like that
it's like you know
who are you fooling?
you ain't fooling
Anybody? man...
is it why would you even
why would you even do that?
if you wanna have hair to cover
your balding head
you getta to pay or something like
right that doesn't cost too much
Especially if you are a boss of a f****** company
You definitely have the money
like...
Of cause you know
with modern day technology
you can even get hair implant, right?
I'm sure you can afford it
if you are a boss of a company
then
that shouldn't be a problem for you right?
seems they just up to do that
really...Gesus...
I mean I can't stop but laughing
and so many things you can do if you know
hair styles
I mean
come on
get all of this guy you know
I mean...
he looks like a ...
this guy on the cover of this book
he looks like a real slut
I don't give a f*** about anything
deal with it
Yo
And like you is every sort of it you know
this is the kind of hairstyle
that I like to call
this is how I woke up this morning
I mean that's really cool
I know I haven't done that before
oh ok
technically sometimes
when I had to rush the work
then I do't really have time to do anything about my hair
and...
sometimes I just wear a cap
and I think it's cool
I think that's nature
and you know
I know you women know so much about the appearances
and you have to keep your hair nice and tidy all the time
enough
Fortunately
as men we don't have to do that at all
we can do whatever we want and still cool
we don't have to put up make up
we don't have to put up lipstick
we don't have to put up nail polish
none of these s***
pure
natural
yo
so anyway
but...you know
it's kind of
if any of you have a balding head
you can still do a lot of interesting things
about your facial appearance you know
like umm...
you know that the TV seasons I've been watching pretty reasonly
Breaking Bad
oh my god
that was the awesome TV show
I get Walter White
the main character
yes cancer
and he's rapidly losing his hair
and he decides to
like you know
hell I'm going to lose it a lot of it anyway
so why even bother wife you know
come down the time
I'm going to shave it all anyway
you know
and there's interesting thing about this
serious
it's that like you know
actually
even that kind of
like uh...
facial appearance
you know
the hair
and these beard
keeps changing
as he keeps changing
and like you know
he is like
I mean he can get that for the title
Breaking Bad
turning into a badass
or the character
the main character
Walter White is turning into a badass you know
so he is like you know
he's still got his glasses this season of course
but uh...
you know
he gets this like mother f****** and awesome beard you know
it's really full beard
it's red beard like you know like Viking's beard
or something like that you know
and it's like you know
in the beginning
when you look at him
he just said what the f****** pussy
it just is
oh my god
you know
this guy is a loser if I have ever saw one
for the end of this TV series you know
I don't need the serious or anything like
He's a mental broken
nevermind
like before that
when he's like on the top of his shape you know
on the top of his
like power or influence
He's got really mother f*** thick this
here
and here you know
it's pretty feak
and this is you know
and he also like uh...
it's also kind of
they really arrange into a nice way
so it's like really
fits into his character
and of course that's also like
that's also true in television
that's like how it works
well...so you know
I just think that like uh...
your
facial like features
you know your hair too
or your like facial hair
that kind of express
in a way of what kind of person you are
I mean if you are slut
you don't do anything about it
you just shows you know
if you care about your appearance
and you know you do something
it's kind of expresses what kind of person you are
in a way of course
you know there's more to that
there's more to all of it
than just the way you look
or the way you dress
of course you know
you can't have somebody who's like
really ugly
but then you
find out that they are actually like a genius or something
or they are really interesting people
it's like you know
it's some of the requirements
you don't have to look cool to be cool
I mean it's intertwining that all
but it's
it's not necessity
but
you know
all of people like to you know
be like free salamander
and this regards people who are fat
or ugly or something like that
they don't care about them
you know that's
when it comes to me
I like to give them a
not even a second chance you know
it's just
I like to judge people by who they are you know
like every conversation with people
not just like ok
asshole asshole asshole
go away
asshole asshole
go away
asshole asshole go away
ok you are the only one can stay
asshole asshole go away
useless
so shallow
comes down to be shallow
ok but
we come back to that stuff about
those bald man
with like you know
the kind of hair
you know covering up
It's just a... I don't know
it is just a sloppy way
and if we talk about company bosses in general
you know
I've met quite a lot
I've heard quite a lot
both from my friends
and you know
from my personal experiences
I 've seen that
I mean of course
you know there is like
Nowadays since
we got to approach
like you know
okay
big companies are evil
stuff like that
I mean that's
not really that easy to
I mean it's
it's not so easy to
just
the situation overall isn't that
we shouldn't be so quick to judge it
that's what I mean
its a
still I mean
so you
of course you get the good boss
you get bad bosses
you get the good teachers
you get bad teachers
you get uh...
people who ain't people who are asshole you know
but this like
you know
you met several kind of
I mean that
to get into stereotype or anything like that
but I can see
after meeting some bosses
some companies
I can sort of see
like
umm...
maybe not like stereotype
but sort of like pattern
to like all the behave
and like what they want to present themselves
and it's all about
I mean not all of them of course
but like people I'm talking about
this particular kind of boss
so to speak
they like
what they care about most
it's face on you
and then it's like of course
you know you like
you're in charge
you have to operate a company
you have a lot of people working for you
of course it's a responsibility
you can't just be a
you know
you can't show them that you are week
because like basically
you are the foundation of this company
It's like you are the route
you take up the rules you dies
you know
ummm
that's
that's another thing you know
people like to bash
riches people all like bosses of big company
for being asshole you know
something like that
but uh...
or they just find out they earned a lot of money
order that the justified in the Arnot mine you know
if you think that the way it works
why don't you open up a company by yourself?
seriously waht stopping you?
It've been so easy you know
all that doing using it
and they
keep earning money for nothing if you keep saying
why don't you open up a company for yourself?
do it
then you wait the
the kind wasn't trying to I mean
Bosses that really about
this particular kind of boss
and It's like about your know face
and
of course that
there's different kinds of boss but this one
in particular
is like the kind of boss that
how to say it
put that into words
they are like
they have to be the number one star
of the company you know
I used to work for this company sometime ago
and
and
this is like International Exhibition you know
like I could see that
this is based in Asia
and I was like you know
the only foreigner worker working in this company
and a lot of people you from all over the world
you know they basically
like you know Asian
It wasn't Asian sport
was being in this Exhibition like you know
a European
a European sports will be in the exhibition hall
you have a European spot
you had like a Middle Eastern spots
near the Asian spot
and they like you know
people they are generally customers
they walk around and there like
in the Asian area you know
when they walk around they like you know
this all the stuff
Asian Asian Asian
I mean when they look at the people staring you know
none of this anything will be Asian
of course you know
like pointed
of course
everybody was there are you know who they are
what was that I was just in the boof
and was like they were expecting
a white guy
to be there
and they like interested in me and they just wanted to
or maybe they are just interested in the products
almost the products
I have to admit that
the product for good
and
but they like you know
they like okay this I wasn't expecting
this I wasn't expecting
why did I to be here?
for any particular reason or anything
and then they just walked up
and you know and they were like how come you were here
you know just like certain circumstance you know
and that knid of boss was like
holy s***
I kind of don't know what he is thinking
but he looked kind of upset you know
It was like
I don't know
I can imagine that in his mind this way
what the hell
you know like
spotlights should be on our products
won't me
so why is this like you know
why is this white a****** taken over the spotlight
you know how come he is just a nobody in this company
so what the f*** you know
and then I gotta give a s*** in the hood
I've heard stories from other people who
got kind of s*** as well you know and like
even and like you know
go to a party with this company
and
and that's like you know
that there's some like international customer seocial journey
or some other random people
you know and like
especially unusual that I'm there you know
that's kind of attention for that
but people who want to talk with me
always stock you know
I talk to people
so
you know but
the people keep talking to you
people start a conversation with me
they wanna talk with me
and this guy is like getting directions to live
I talk to them like
you know
oh I have this friend who like you know
I had a friend to came
and actually she said that was a friend and he actually
he was on TV one time
because there was like
there was some events or holidays
there was someone that was filmimg stuff
and he was thereon TV
the boss was like
oh well you know I'm on TV
like almost every other weekend you know so
think of that you know
what the f*** are you comparing yourself
Jesus
It's like I don't know
they have like small dicks or something
what kind of problem is that
dude you have a company
why do you have to
do you have anything to worried about yourself
or just you know
I don't know
social status
Poor things of face of value I mean
I don't know I just
never want to be famous or anything like that
I'm not asking for it
maybe somebody does
they are free to do so
you know but just this way of
pushing other people
giving other people shit about
I mean there is
not my fault that there's anything people can talk to me
just like you know
they are being nice
Imean nice yeah
but you should be asking or be
just if
the people wanna talk with me
and they don't wanna talk to you
maybe they've know you already
and like you know
I'm in this company like you know only nobody
kind the guy you know
you are the boss you know so
Jesus
you give a work like shit about
something like that
but it just like
I don't know
can't really understand
you know so
you can cut of light in so many ways
other ways I don't know maybe I make up a big boss
that's a big step
you know they would find out that would be you know
maybe oneday I would open up my own company on my will
but you know
still you know
you go easily say something like
yeah ok we have this guy in our company
you know so
the costumer could think like like holy s***
this guy is like pretty cool
and he's working for this company
then
ergo
the company
must be awesome
but instead like you know
behind the scene like you know okay
I'm going to put on a smile to make customers happy
and they would like to give you
like nothing
something I even do
useless
not one again
I don't want to get in the territory when I'm judging people
and it's not about that
I
I like to see people for who they are
and
not just if you ask
appearences can really be
really
I mean
you know
like a lot of people
or maybe they are not
but theres
there's some people I know
and I'm sure there's a lot of people like that
who like to
judge people from first of view
like you know
maybe thay meet somebody at the party
and maybe that person wasm't like trying to socialize and talk a lot
or maybe they just don't want to be there
come on everybody has their bad days
like everybody you know
Jesus maybe
maybe you get fired from work
maybe I don't know
you got extra bills to pay
like maybe the police you don't want to
I don't know it's just
you know so many circumstances that could possibly happen
and like why judging you
why judge at this person
If I saw somebody for the second third fourth time you know I will
If you like have a good conversation or good hang out
then I can say
I got the general like
impression of what this person is like
maybe I understand that quite a lot
maybe you know
I've heard seeing somebody like that before
and I can sort of
umm
I can sort of like you know
compare the dislike sort of the same kind of person
then I get nobody is
actually like
100% the same with somebody else
you know
that's like waht
over 6 billion people living in the world
everybody is living their own life
but you know
give them second chance
this might be in person
there's good people and bad people
and
yeah I mean
like
especially like
with in
western societies
I'm going to talk about the politics and economics
honey
it's a
there is the thing
like in western society is like
like western part of Europe
when I get to that
what's the western part like America
there's like
pretty big
passion going on about capitalism
I know this are pretty
tough subject
but you know they just said like you know
the source of all evil in the world right now
is huge corporations
and money
and controlling everything like
the banks of all that
of course you know gotta
interesting that
I've been coming from Poland you know
I really gotta say that okay
I have to make a point
They usually said that they like okay
capitalism is the best way to go
and socialism is a good way to go
I come from Poland
our country was forced into socialism
and communism by extension for 50 years
and you know exactly what that means
and like you know
there is a reason why Polish workers are going to England to work
right now 2 million people that has a 22 million
unlike you say like UK
that's okay
okay they do that
because I'm talking with like a person from the UK in London
you know because Poland is Poland
and like okay west UK poor
and the west Poland is poor
Because it's just that
people think like a score of the heat looking to Siri socialism
and go back to marks and stuff like that
it's like a
perfect world
except
when is perfect
and
okay I should ever say perfect world parents assist because
uh
everybody should have the same amount of everything
because we are all equal
except we are not
I'm tall
this guy is short
Im sure this guy is tall
and this guy is fat
im a guy
woman
difference is enough
secant just say that you know you want to
to be like this
and Latin God
different people have different opinions
like I said before
the 6 million people a billion people living in this world
how can you say that everybody is the same
they just not different people have different needs
some people like to work hard
on NSU something important
some people don't
some people feel that you know
living with the right now
is it going to go anywhere
I have a good job
even if I'm walking effective and affective
that's good for me
what somebody says like okay
I come from a crappy family
never had anything I want to get something you know
someone don't have something as well for example
I don't want you know
when I was growing up with bands
that have enough money to buy Lakewood shoes for men
they are the Dyson
so Im gonna wake
Im gonna like
make sure that my whole life is about
improving my status
bar financial and social
so might have to do this kind of problems
you know for example
so I can like I mean
maybe we'll adjust ready for socialism
or maybe you just need to be robot
something like that
it just
like looking at the Eastern Bloc
Russia with controlling Poland you know we didn't push for ot
but we can't do anything else
after World War 2
and Germany and Russia did the guarantee
what could we do
like nothing nobody can't save it
England were our allies with a castle f*** is guys
they are like with a castle f*** is guys
they are not doing anything
France just like they gave up
Germany get affence and t hey give up
and the story
I mean of course
small complicated but
basically the goodness of support
so now
the hanging in there
supposed to getting better
but the politics is a pretty touchy subject to talk about
well I know as
open
for conversation about this
that's be kinda interesting
I have my opinions
I like to talk about this
no problem
uh
so that basically
the whole socialism vs capitalism things
I don't know
is there a good like a middle ground between those two
I don't know
just I mean
just don't like it when people say that's like
in the capital is it is definitely the evil
and socialism is definite the good you know
This like black and white turns
because if you look at the shape of the world right now
um juh let's see
all the countries
that have adopted
communism before
where are they now
oh
most of them doesn't exist anymore
Russia
doesn't exist
USSR
like you know
whatever happened to Cuba like you know
that right now does anything rhyme with Cuba
Cuba but still there
have that holds the coils of the day been
a principal contract null
and Michael K
Augusta from coming this country is left in the world
like this career for example
would you like to go there
really you know
if you think it's paradise
by all means
go and live
of common is it for you
if you talk about Asia you know
you can talk aboutwhat they want
and that they won the Allies
what should I called it? Asia type right?
Taiwan Hong Kong Singapore
and
the other one
anyway well
you know if you look at the economic
rate right now
all over 10% of economic crisis
yeah so
you know you can drop a person
they decide
they have tough times as well
like you know if you look back
several decades ago
they were until you miss her anything
but they decided they make you know
the felt like Tyson and stuff like that
and now you can see the results
list of countries in the developed rapidly
they are like you know look back to all these stuff
card category which countries are in the developing category
which countries are in the developing category
which countries are in the underdeveloped category
like for example Taiwan
Korea
they are all developed country
what to do European for example
because they've been saying about
social policies and stuff like that
I mean
eminencia result of good things about them you know
but still owe the score right now
most of Europe is a girl
if you work at the end of the world
right is that 0%
or you know what's more
the stupid things
everybody's like wow great we are making progress
the other part of the world
like you know
how can you compare
like that
decades or not
everybody got their opinions
let's do
you have to be stalking your own little point of view
you can look outside
at the countries of Twin City collision before
another day
or you can look at that swearing on good position
and now you are in shitty position
every year
It's European counteries
basic bankrupt
or bankrupt
Portugal island is next on the list
why is going to happen
well I don't know
Germany right now is basically controlling Europe
Europe has much influence
and
you know
still there economic crisis
what
1% or 2% of most
so here we go
the strongest country in Europe
sorry but
you guys are doing something wrong
well honey
I still have a
little
confession to make
I mean
you know
really haven't been
having a lot of fun recently
and by far I
you know what I mean right?
fun fun I mean fun I mean sex time
yeah
do you get that same kind of impression
cause I shall do
I mean
you know
to be old
butterfly and before
when we start it out
even hell like up to
last part of
last year
It's still going on pretty descent
kinda have no I
somehow
especially recently
Im not being I don't blame you
don't
maybe it's my fault
maybe it's yours
I mean we used have so much fun as I remember
you remember how I
you used to be so energetic and stuff
and used to be so reative you know
stuff like that
used to be really fun
you know I mean
but nowaday it's just you know
if there's any chance
that we can somehow kind of
you know go back to
so maybe it's my fault
maybe I'm not getting you enough attention
maybe you know it's like
you know
the thing you think about this is also have something to do with
just not have that kind of chemistry anymore
you know
we used to understand each other so perfectly
even on the bed
I have to say even on the bed
nowadays it's just like
just don't know if I'm not just satisfying you enough or
if you're used to something
or maybe I need to find something new
so I feel alive again
or something like that
you know
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show you the opportunity
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of this anything anything goes
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fixed it just our place looks like
to go to Mr Frank Garvey got the cleaning in the day
and the next day
hooray hooray for Filipino workers who didn't give us a bad
for this woman is basic the Werehog
over with the hanging out
like Jeffrey people that decided to decide to sleep over
and they decide to leave much early
and in the end we were drinking as soon as a screening of Oakleys up
and I was like okay
well I know I'm paying your last
pill of the month and I would have to pay you in Miami
when does the stand in their own country
you know
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you know
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everybody loves them
but still you know
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for causing a huge mess
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an abortion control
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then
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to work themselves out
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you know
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of that offer by herself
so
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after the happiest vagina have right now
but then you know
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of the one to be except maybe is it going to
have a choice of the Lycans
banished to being a sitting position
that I saw the time
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factory jobs
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that would be cool
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It's just my opinion
for forgiveness from Stockton that would be cool
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just may be like that can your boat NC
buy from that
makes me thinking about whole that stuff
like
see
destiny even
maybe like you know
if you are born into like a poor family
and you don't forget much is a caisson
and like
does the point
imagine the situation when you stuck
in one
point
in your life and you don't really have any
possibilities of progressing
nothing was the night
I don't really know our cleaner that much
but you know she
I don't know Im just wondering
but the headlights of a choice in her life
and she f*****
a dog that use Google Voice has right now and it's fine
or maybe she can for volume for family
and she never really had
is the possibility to go anywhere further
so
different situations
but what does human potential
like
you know
the potentials to do something great for Humanity
of course
I'm in it comes out what does
incineration define stylist like no known
everywhere in the world
for being the genius scientist
before he was born
nobody can say like in OK businesses
in every kiss every newborn could look the same
Nike stinky smelling
like if you would become a genius
innocent people do some people dont
and some people do spontaneously
some people just like the smart guy
guy for example you know
the guy who invented Facebook
he's a
he's not even 30 you know
and he just came out
into this ideas
that like revolution like
communication system
if you use to
I mean come on
right now I mean
everybody I mean
everybody everybody in the civil life was like Facebook
you know this guy
came up with his idea
because he was in the movie 2
of course pretty good movie
sexy n 900 Soundtrack so
that some you look up for
listening to this day
and well you know
he just came up with this idea you know
social sync between students in his university
and then you know
it just gets picked up
and like you know
and listen to this is like
that people have sex with Eve
realize
whole idea that this is something that people have actually
wanted
like even if
if they realize you know but they didn't they still like kind of
everybody use facebook these days
so easy to communicate with your friends no matter where you are
interacting with customers shaking like
can Formica rich family or something
and they like you know this
was no accident or not
he made up his mind himself
just like you know
purely by I don't know if it's an accident or not
but it just like one idea that changes everything
TAIPEI IS A CITY RICH WITH HISTORY AND TRADITION.
AMONG THESE TRADITIONS ARE
SEVERAL ANCIENT METHODS FOR MALE ENHANCEMENT.
SO, I'M GOING TO SNAKE ALLEY,
WHERE THEY TRADE IN TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE.
TRY A LITTLE BIT OF SNAKE.
THERE'S BONES IN IT.
OW!
MMM.
OH, TURTLES!
WHOA.
LOOK AT THOSE DEAD TURTLE HEADS.
GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT THING'S LIKE 13" LONG.
HERE WE GO.
THAT'S NOT BAD.
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, YEAH.
OKAY. DOWN THE HATCH.
IT'S LIKE A CHERRY TOMATO FULL OF BALLS.
UGH.
I HAVE NO IDEA, DUDE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UGH.
AFTER EATING ROOSTER TESTICLES
IN SNAKE ALLEY, I NEED A DRINK.
I FOUND A BAR WHERE A LOCAL
TAIWANESE GIRL WAS WILLING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SIZE.
AH. SIZE?
UH-HUH.
OKAY.
THE SIZE.
AH, WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A BIT SHY SOMETIMES.
YEAH. YEAH.
DO, LIKE, A LOT OF AMERICAN GUYS, LIKE, HIT ON YOU?
NO?
I FIND THAT INCREDIBLY HARD TO BELIEVE.
NO, NO, NO.
DO YOU THINK THEY'RE, LIKE, ATTRACTIVE?
YOU DON'T?
YOU DON'T THINK AMERICAN MEN ARE ATTRACTIVE?
DAMN IT!
WHO DO YOU FIND THE MOST ATTRACTIVE?
LIKE, WHAT KIND OF GUYS?
LIKE, ASIAN GUYS OR...?
I PREFER BLACK GUYS.
YOU PREFER BLACK GUYS?
YEAH.
DO YOU LIKE THE BIGGER PENIS?
IS THAT...?
NO.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO LIKE THIS PERSON.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
THEN YOU WILL SEE HIS PENIS,
AND IT'S SOMETHING LIKE A GIFT.
IT'S LIKE A GIFT.
YEAH, YOU OPEN YOUR GIFTS,
AND SOMETIMES IT'S "OOH!" AND SOMETIMES "AH."
[ LAUGHS ]
BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PRETEND THAT IT'S, "WOW!"
RIGHT, RIGHT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
DID YOU KNOW THAT A 500-POUND
SILVERBACK GORILLA HAS A 3-CENTIMETER PENIS, WHEREAS
HUMANS HAVE A 13-CENTIMETER PENIS?
[ SLOOP! ]
THIS IS DUE TO A PHENOMENON SCIENTISTS CALL SEXUAL
SELECTION.
HUMAN FEMALES TEND TO PREFER MATES WITH BIGGER PENISES.
SO, OVER TIME, THE HUMAN PENIS
HAS EVOLVED TO A SIZE WAY BIGGER THAN NECESSARY.
[ DING! ]
AND THAT'S MY PROBLEM -- NO
WOMAN WILL EVER CHOOSE ME OVER A
GUY WITH A BIGGER DICK.
IT'S HUMAN NATURE.
SO, TODAY I'M MORE DETERMINED
THAN EVER TO FIND A CURE FOR MY PROBLEM.
I THINK THIS IS IT.
THIS IS MASTER TU'S STUDIO.
HI. MASTER TU?
YEAH.
YEAH. I'M PATRICK.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING WITH ME.
WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU GUYS PRACTICE HERE?
AND WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS THAT
SOMEONE CAN GET FROM DOING THESE THINGS?
MASTER TU LEARNED THE ANCIENT
METHOD OF PENIS WEIGHT HANGING
THROUGH HIS FATHER'S TEACHINGS.
BY LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH YOUR
PENIS, YOU INCREASE YOUR BODY'S
NATURAL ENERGY AND PENIS LENGTH.
SO, IT ACTUALLY DOES INCREASE YOUR SIZE?
SO, IF I WERE TO TRY IT FOR MY
FIRST TIME, IT WOULD BE JUST VERY SMALL AMOUNT.
LIKE THIS. THIS SIZE?
THAT'S -- THIS IS PRETTY --
MASTER TU IS GONNA START ME OUT
WITH A 5-POUND LIFT, BUT FIRST I
NEED TO WARM UP MY CHI.
SO, MASTER TU AND HIS ASSISTANT
TAKE ME THROUGH THE PROCESS.
RUB. RUB. RUB.
RUB? RUB?
NOW I SLAP IT?
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
HOW I SHOULD TIE IT?
OKAY.
OKAY!
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.
OH, MAN.
OH, MAN.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
STAND. STAND.
ALL THE WAY UP?
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
SWING?
ROCK A LITTLE BIT.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I'M CRAZY.
I AM CRAZY.
HOW'S IT FEEL?
FEELS ALL RIGHT.
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
YEAH. YEAH.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
AH.
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
HE SAID, OKAY, BESIDES, THE
PAIN DOWN THERE, DO YOU FEEL
LIKE YOUR WHOLE BODY'S BEEN RE-INVIGORATED?
I FEEL LIKE VERY LIGHT, LIKE
VERY, UH -- ALSO VERY SWEATY.
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
HE SAID THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN.
THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN?
I CAN FEEL IT WORKING.
THEY'RE ABOUT READY.
[ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]
HOW MUCH IS THIS?
THAT'S 20 KILOGRAMS.
SO, IT'S CLOSE TO 350.
CLOSE TO 350 POUNDS.
[ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S -- THAT IS AMAZING.
THAT -- [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
THAT IS AMAZING.
WOW.
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE HUGE.
WHILE WEIGHT-HANGING SEEMED PROMISING, THAT GUY'S JUNK
DIDN'T LOOK TOO GREAT, AND MINE
KIND OF FEELS LIKE A PAIR OF OLD SHOELACES.
WHOA!
HEY, FUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T... BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE LAST COUNTRY ON OUR JOURNEY.
PAPUA NEW GUINEA IS ONE OF THE
MOST REMOTE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.
SEVERAL OF THE TRIBES HERE HAVE
TRADITIONAL VIRILITY RITUALS
HANDED DOWN FROM PRE-COLONIAL TIMES.
OUR GUIDE IS PROFESSOR GIL HERDT, THE
FOREMOST ANTHROPOLOGIST WORKING IN THE COUNTRY.
THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT
WAYS IN WHICH THE PENIS REPRESENTS POWER... YEAH.
...REPRESENTS DOMINATION, REPRESENTS...
MASCULINITY.
...MASCULINITY.
SAMBIA WILL TELL THE STORY --
THIS IS THE TRIBE THAT I WORK WITH IN NEW GUINEA.
MM-HMM.
AND I KNEW A LOT OF WARRIORS
WHO REALLY HAD KILLED, WHO REALLY HAD LED BATTLES.
THEY WOULD SAY THAT, WHEN CHARGING INTO BATTLE, THE
WARRIOR WHO WAS USUALLY THE WAR
LEADER, WOULD HAVE AN ERECTION... HMM.
...WHICH SYMBOLIZED HIS
ABILITY TO WIN OVER ON HIS ENEMY.
AND IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO GET
THE LIFE ESSENCE OF A GUY... MM-HMM.
...AFTER YOU ATTACKED HIM AND
HE WAS DYING AND HE WAS HAVING
SPASMS IN HIS BODY AND HE HAD AN
ERECTION, YOU TRIED TO GET THE SEMEN.
AND IF YOU COULD TAKE THAT INTO
YOUR BODY, YOU GOT HIS POWER.
AND THE NOTION WAS NOT FOCUSED
ON THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
BUT IT APPEARS TO BE COMING UP NOW.
I MEAN, IF YOU GO -- IN A
SOCIETY WHERE YOU, YOU KNOW, HUNDREDS AND MAYBE EVEN
THOUSANDS OF YEARS THINKING THAT
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, HOW DO THESE
IDEAS, THESE SEEDS, GET PLANTED
IN THE MEN'S HEAD AND THEN IN THE WOMEN'S HEAD, TOO?
HANDHELD CELLPHONES AND
SEEING PORN STORES WITH BIG DICKS.
MM-HMM.
THESE GUYS SORT OF TALKING
ABOUT THESE PENIS IMPLANTS,
PUTTING THINGS IN THEIR PENIS.
AT FIRST, I DIDN'T QUITE BELIEVE
IT, AND THEN, THE MORE THEY
TALKED ABOUT IT, I THOUGHT --
AND THEN I SAW SOME PHOTOS.
MM-HMM.
AND SO I SAID TO THEM, "WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM?"
AND THIS IS WHAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE UNTIL THEY TOLD ME.
THEY SAID, "IT'S BECAUSE OUR
GIRLFRIENDS SAY WE'RE TOO SMALL.
AND I SAID, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING."
SO, NOW WE'RE DRIVING OUT TO A REMOTE BUSH REGION.
WE WILL MEET A TRIBE WHOSE
TRADITIONS DATE BACK MANY CENTURIES.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? HI!
YOU'RE FRIENDLY.
HEY, BUDDY.
THE VILLAGE SPANS ACROSS SEVERAL HUNDRED ACRES.
UPON ENTERING, WE ARE MET WITH
THE TRADITIONAL TRIBAL GREETING.
THIS IS THEIR EQUIVALENT TO A HANDSHAKE.
[ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
PAT, CAN YOU DO THAT?
CAN I DO THAT?
CAN I MAKE FIRE?
READY? WATCH THIS.
AH!
AH! CHEATING.
EH.
IT'S NOT NEARLY AS IMPRESSIVE.
THE TRIBE HAS BEEN VERY WELCOMING.
GIL TELLS THEM OF MY PROBLEM,
AND THEY INTRODUCE ME TO THEIR WITCHDOCTOR.
HE PREPARES A RITUAL AND PLEADS WITH THE GODS.
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
[ WHOOPING ]
IT SEEMS THAT THIS RITUAL IS
MORE SPIRITUAL THAN PHYSICAL.
APPARENTLY, MOST TRIBES CARE FAR
MORE ABOUT FERTILITY THAN SIZE.
BUT THERE'S STILL A TRIBE THAT
MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION I'M LOOKING FOR.
WE MEET UP WITH THE SAMBIA PEOPLE.
THESE ARE GIL'S FRIENDS FOR
SEVERAL DECADES, AND THEY CLAIM
THAT ENLARGEMENTS ARE COMMON IN THIS REGION.
WHEN HE WAS A BOY, HE FELL DOWN FROM A TREE.
HE WAS ABOUT 5.
5 YEARS OLD.
AND HE FELL ON HIS SCROTUM
AND SPLICED HIS SCROTUM OPEN.
AND THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING.
AND I WAS THE MEDICAL ASSISTANT
TO THIS AREA AT THE TIME.
SO, I SLUNG HIM UP OVER MY
SHOULDER, AND I CARRIED HIM DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.
AND I HAD BLOOD ALL OVER MY BODY, FROM YOUR BALLS.
WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT. THAT'S MY STORY.
THE SAMBIA PEOPLE WELCOME ME TO THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD.
AND THEN DO THIS.
BAM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEN WE HEAD TO THE MARKET TO
SEEK OUT ENLARGEMENT PROSPECTS.
[ CONVERSING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM.
AM PATRICK.
YOU CAN TALK SAMBIA ON PATRICK.
THIS IS THE NUMBER YOU WANT.
OH, FOR THE -- YES.
REALLY?
EXTEND.
FOR THE BIG -- YEAH, THE --
AND WHEN YOU DO THE PROCEDURE,
THE NEEDLE -- HOW MANY TIMES DO
YOU PUT IT -- DO YOU PUT IT IN
ONCE, PUT ALL THE OIL IN, OR DO
YOU HAVE TO GO INTO DIFFERENT AREAS OF THE PENIS?
I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES, SO... 10 SHOTS.
10 SHOTS.
THAT'S 50 MILS.
50 MILS, 10 SHOTS.
ONE 5 MILLILITER, 10, 15, 20,
25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, TWO IN THE MIDDLE.
FROM THE MEN THAT YOU'VE
DONE, DOES IT APPEAR TO BE A
PAINFUL PROCEDURE, OR IS IT FAIRLY PAINLESS?
AND IT'S SAFE.
IT'S A SAFE PROCEDURE.
AND IT'S NOT SORE OR...?
AND IT DOESN'T, LIKE, LEAK OR ANYTHING?
NO. NO.
OKAY.
WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU...?
MM-HMM.
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD?
CAN YOU PUT IT IN THE SYRINGE
JUST SO I CAN SEE HOW MUCH?
AND THAT'S -- SO, 10 OF THOSE?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF
YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE, MAN.
IT'S... [ SIGHS ]
OKAY.
SO, HOW -- SHOULD I STAND -- STAND UP?
I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW.
OHH.
OKAY, UH... OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
AH, OKAY. HANG ON.
[ SIGHS ]
MNH. I FEEL A LITTLE... I FEEL A LITTLE...
GO GET SOME FRESH AIR.
OKAY. HANG ON.
JUST ONE -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY. YEAH. OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
DEFINITELY... DUDE, WOULD YOU DO THIS?
SHOULD I DO THIS?
IS THIS FUCKING CRAZY?
I'M AFRAID TO EAT THE FUCKING FOOD HERE.
I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT GUY STICK A NEEDLE IN MY PENIS.
I'M NOT DOING IT.
JUST GIVE HIM THE MONEY AND TELL
HIM THAT I CAN'T DO IT.
DON'T WORRY.
OKAY. OKAY.
I FEEL LIKE...
WHEN I WAS STARING DOWN AT THAT
NEEDLE, I REALIZED JUST HOW
DESPERATELY I WANT THIS ENLARGEMENT.
THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO.
BUT I HAVE TO DO IT A SMART WAY, A SAFE WAY.
SO, I'M HEADED BACK TO KOREA.
APPARENTLY, IT'S THE
PLASTIC-SURGERY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
SO, NOT ONLY DOES KOREA HAVE THE
SMALLEST PENISES IN THE WORLD.
THEY ALSO HAVE THE MOST PLASTIC SURGERY THAT GOES DOWN.
SO, WE'VE COME TO THIS AREA.
THIS PARTICULAR DISTRICT HAS THE
MOST PLASTIC-SURGERY CENTERS IN ALL THE WORLD.
I GOT SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT
THINKING TWICE TONIGHT
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HOPING.
HOLY GRAIL.
HI.
I'M HERE TO SEE DR. LEE.
YEAH.
DON'T WORRY.
OKAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
RIGHT, RIGHT.
MM-HMM.
YEAH. MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
DR. LEE EXPLAINS THAT HIS
SURGERY IS DONE IN TWO WAYS.
ONE IS BY HARVESTING A SECTION
OF SKIN AND FAT FROM A DEAD BODY
AND ELONGATING THE PENIS WITH THE EXTRA FLESH.
THE OTHER AND MORE POPULAR
PROCEDURE INVOLVES HARVESTING
FAT FROM THE PATIENT'S ABDOMEN
AND INSERTING IT UNDER THE SKIN
OF THE PENIS SHAFT, THUS ADDING
SEVERAL CENTIMETERS OF GIRTH AND
A VERY NATURAL APPEARANCE.
DR. LEE INVENTED THIS PROCEDURE,
AND IT'S BECOME THE INDUSTRY STANDARD.
IT'S CONSIDERED TO BE VERY SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.
DR. LEE INVITES ME TO MEET ONE OF HIS CURRENT PATIENTS.
[ LAUGHS ]
HI. HI.
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
OKAY. OH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY BIG.
I MEAN, IF HE WAS REALLY SMALL
ENOUGH TO COME IN AND CONSIDER
HAVING THIS PROCEDURE DONE --
I MEAN, WHAT I SAW WAS, YOU
KNOW, PRETTY GIRTHY-LOOKING.
[ PHONE LINE RINGING ]
YES?
WHAT UP, MAN? IT'S PAT.
UH, NOTHING, DUDE.
I WENT AND MET THIS DOCTOR, THE,
LIKE, PENIS-ENLARGEMENT GUY.
HE'S LIKE THE MOST FAMOUS PENIS
DOCTOR IN THE WORLD, AND HE LIKE
DEVELOPED THIS PROCEDURE.
HE DID IT.
IT'S HIS -- LIKE, FROM HIS BRAIN, HE MADE IT UP.
[ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
I FEEL LIKE IF MAYBE I CAN
SEE HOW THE PROCEDURE IS DONE,
IT'LL KIND OF SETTLE MY FEARS A
LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, IF I KNOW
WHAT, YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING MY DICK INTO.
BUT, I MEAN, HE SAID IT'S
LIKE -- YOU KNOW, THERE'S LITERALLY NO PAIN.
YOU RECOVER IN LIKE A DAY.
SO, I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
HAVE YOU SEE BEFORE -- OPERATION?
MNH-MNH.
NO?
MNH-MNH.
FIRST TIME?
MM-HMM.
FOR THE EXPERIENCE?
MNH-MNH.
[ VOMITS ]
[ COUGHING ]
DUDE, HERE. HERE.
[ SNIFFS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
NO. NO WAY.
YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE YOU JUST STEP
OUTSIDE YOURSELF AND KIND OF
TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND REALIZE THAT YOU'RE JUST NOT
BEING YOURSELF ANYMORE?
AND HONESTLY, I DON'T REALLY
KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE ANYMORE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
EVERYTHING WE DO ISN'T WORKING.
I'M MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF
MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
WHO'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH ME AFTER SEEING THIS FILM?
I LOOK LIKE AN INSECURE,
NARCISSISTIC FREAK WITH A TINY DICK.
IT'S YOUR MOVIE!
YEAH, IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS
COMING FROM A MILE AWAY, THEN YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS, MAN.
HEY, PATTY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
UM... I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS
ABOUT THE FILM.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE INTENSE.
SO, I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT I'M DONE.
YOU'RE ASKING A QUESTION OF
MALE IDENTITY THAT IS BEYOND JUST YOU.
IT'S A BIG QUESTION.
SO I UNDERSTAND IT WOULD BE
CONFUSING AT A CERTAIN POINT.
BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU WOULD GET THIS FAR AND THEN QUIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
IT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE, I GUESS.
IT'S ALL HARD, PATTY, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T WANT TO BRING UP THE OLD
HISTORY, BUT YOU WALKED OUT OF TWO S.A.T.s.
YOU WANTED TO QUIT BASKETBALL.
DID YOU QUIT? I CAN'T REMEMBER.
YOU DID.
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOTALLY
DIFFERENT ADVICE THREE MONTHS
AGO, BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE
REALLY GROWN FROM THE EXPERIENCE
AND ASKING THE QUESTIONS.
AND, YOU KNOW, IN GROWTH, THERE
IS PAIN, AND IT'S PAINFUL RIGHT
NOW, BUT JUST KEEP GROWING.
DON'T GIVE UP.
WHY DOES SIZE MATTER SO MUCH?
AND WHERE DOES THIS OBSESSION COME FROM?
AND HOW CAN YOU HELP PEOPLE WHO FEEL INSECURE ABOUT IT?
THERE'S NO GOOD WAY FOR ME TO
GET A BIGGER DICK, BUT MAYBE I
CAN FIND A WAY TO LIVE WITH THE ONE I'VE GOT.
IN NEW YORK, THERE'S A MAN THAT I'M TERRIFIED TO MEET.
HIS NAME IS JONAH FALCON, AND HE
HAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PENIS.
AS FAR AS YOU KNOW, IS YOURS LIKE THE BIGGEST?
AS FAR AS I KNOW.
IT WAS MEASURED ON CAMERA 13 1/2".
WITHOUT USING A RULER, I GO FROM
HERE TO HERE, AND I'M AT THIS THICKNESS.
HOW HAS HAVING A PENIS THAT LARGE CHANGED YOUR LIFE?
WELL, I WAS 8" WHEN I WAS 10,
SO IT'S SORT OF LIKE NORMALCY FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
RIGHT.
THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES
IS PEOPLE'S REACTION TO ME.
MM-HMM.
YOU KNOW?
SO, IT MAKES SEX EASIER.
IT DOESN'T MAKE RELATIONSHIPS EASIER.
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD RELATIONSHIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM
HAVE REALLY LASTED MORE THAN, SAY, EIGHT MONTHS.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
I MEAN, PEOPLE TEND NOT TO
THINK OF ME IN THAT SORT OF WAY, YOU KNOW?
THEY TEND TO THINK OF ME AS MORE
OF A, YOU KNOW, "LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S LIKE."
SO, IT'S MORE OF LIKE A CURIOSITY, FASCINATION.
BASICALLY, YEAH.
RIGHT.
I MEAN, I'VE HAD ONE PARTNER SAY, "I DON'T LOVE YOU.
I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK ME."
MM-HMM.
YOU KNOW?
WHICH IS REALLY A -- THAT'S
REALLY A BULLET TO MY HEART BECAUSE -- RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THERE'S SOMETHING DEEPER, BUT
APPARENTLY IT'S -- YOU KNOW,
WHERE I THINK IT'S HERE, THEY
THINK IT'S HERE, IN TERMS OF DEPTH.
I MEAN, I HEAR YOU.
I MEAN, LIKE, I HAVEN'T REALLY
HAD VERY MANY SUBSTANTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS, AND IT IS FAIRLY
OBVIOUS NOW THAT I AM PROBABLY
MAYBE A LITTLE BELOW WHAT IS AVERAGE.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I HAVE
BEEN BROACHED BY THIS TOPIC BY
OTHER GUYS, AS WELL, AND ONE OF
MY FAVORITES IS, "MAN, IF I HAD WHAT YOU HAD --"
AND MY ANSWER IS, "WHAT?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT?
IT WOULD BE YOU PLUS A FEW EXTRA
INCHES, BUT GUESS WHAT.
YOU'RE STILL YOU.
AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA LIKE YOU EITHER WAY."
IT STARTED AS "PICKLE."
MM-HMM.
AND THAT PISSED ME OFF, AND I FELT IT IMMEDIATELY.
LIKE, THE HIGH SCHOOL RAGE CAME BACK.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DOCUMENTARY?
I DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.
IT HASN'T BEEN GREAT.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
AND THAT KIND OF STARTED THIS WHOLE PROJECT.
I'M NOW UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT PROBABLY I'M LIKE A LITTLE BELOW AVERAGE.
HALF OF EVERYONE IS.
RIGHT. RIGHT. UM -- AND "TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE.
"TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE?
TOO SMALL FOR HER.
RIGHT.
WE'VE PASSED THIS POINT WHERE
THE MALE BODY, ONCE UPON A TIME,
WAS NOT SUBJECT TO A CRITICAL GAZE.
AND NOW IT IS.
AND NOW MEN'S GENITALS ARE A
SUBJECT OF SCRUTINY AND DEBATE
AND, YOU KNOW, THUMBS UP OR
THUMBS DOWN, IN A WAY THAT THEY
DIDN'T USED TO BE, AND IN THE
WAY THAT TITS ALWAYS WERE.
SHE HAD GOOD TITS.
SHE HAS BAD TITS.
SHE HAS BIG TITS.
SHE HAS A NICE RACK.
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A NICE RACK.
WHERE DO YOU THINK THESE KIND
OF IDEAS ARE COMING FROM?
WELL, WE LIVE IN A PORN-IFIED CULTURE.
MM-HMM.
PORN IS A SKEWED SAMPLE.
PEOPLE AREN'T SEEING A REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLE OF
PENISES ANYWHERE.
ALL THEY'RE SEEING IS PORN PENISES.
WELL, THE FIRST PENIS I EVER
SAW LOOKED LIKE IT HAD CRASHED LANDED ON THIS PLANET.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND IT, YOU KNOW, THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS.
AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WITH
GUYS WHO HAVE THAT PENIS.
AND IT'S NOT FUN.
I THINK GUYS HAVE THIS IDEA
THAT WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND,
WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT THEIR PENISES.
THE SIZE OF THEIR PENISES.
I THINK POP CULTURE GIVES GUYS THAT IDEA.
I'M A FAG, AND I HANG OUT WITH
WOMEN WHEN THERE AREN'T STRAIGHT GUYS AROUND.
AND IT ALMOST NEVER COMES UP.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE FAMOUS
STUDY THAT SHOWED THAT WOMEN --
THE LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN
WITH SMALL PENISES REPORTED HIGHER LEVELS OF SEXUAL
SATISFACTION THAN LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN WITH
ABOVE-AVERAGE PENISES... HMM.
...BECAUSE THE GUYS WITH
SMALLER PENISES DIDN'T JUST RELY
ON THEIR MAGIC DICKS TO GET THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OF,
NECESSARILY.
RIGHT.
THEY FELT LIKE THEY HAD TO GO
THE -- MAKE SOME EXTRA EFFORT.
YOU HAD TO KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX.
I WAS WITH A GUY WHO HAD A SMALL
DICK, WHO WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS DICK.
I REALLY DIDN'T.
BUT LISTENING TO HIM COMPLAIN
ABOUT HIS DICK AND PROJECT HIS
INSECURITIES ONTO ME ALL THE
TIME WAS EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING.
I WAS FINE WITH HIS DICK.
I WASN'T FINE WITH HIS ASSUMPTION THAT I WASN'T FINE
WITH HIS DICK, AND EVENTUALLY IT
CONTRIBUTED TO OUR BREAKUP.
SOMEBODY WITH A BELOW-AVERAGE DICK ISN'T GONNA SATISFY
SOMEBODY WHO'S A COCK-HOUND OR
A SIZE QUEEN, AND SO WHAT?
YOU JUST DON'T, THEN, MARRY A SIZE QUEEN.
MM-HMM.
YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO
LIKE YOUR JUNK AND IT WORKS FOR
THEM AND RUN OFF TOGETHER.
RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY HAS TO DO.
YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO
LIKES EVERYTHING YOU BRING TO THE TABLE.
THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN MOVE
ON IS TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO LIKES
EVERYTHING THAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
I NEED TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE.
SO, I'VE DECIDED TO ASK KASSIA OUT ON A DATE.
SHE'S THE GIRL FROM THE SEX SHOP.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER
MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE
MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER
AND WHAT ARE WE DOING?
WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?
NO, NO A STUPID BAD CHAT TWO ON THE FLOOR
AND WAS THAT THE NIGHT...
ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT?
YEAH.
IS THAT FOR REAL? YOU DID?
YEAH. I DID.
I MEAN, I'M STILL HAVING THE TIME.
STILL HAVING THE TIME?
YEAH. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
GET BACK TO ME AFTER IT'S OVER?
WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
AM I JUST A WEIRDO?
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE AWESOME.
I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A
LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
[ SIGHS ]
DO I SEEM OBSESSED?
IS THAT KIND OF HOW I COME OFF?
[ LAUGHS ] UM -- AS I HOLD A CAMERA IN YOUR
FACE?
YES.
YEAH.
YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE --
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE GOING ON, I FEEL.
LIKE -- IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A
RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU WANT TO BE
INTIMATE, IF ANY OF THAT MATTERS.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW MEN FEEL.
IT'S SO NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK.
HMM.
IF YOU GUYS CARE, P.S., IF
THIS EVER MAKES IT, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK.
UH-OH. YOUR TURN?
YEAH.
[ SIGHS ]
I LIKE IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAMERA.
IT'S A LOT LESS -- IT'S BETTER, HUH?
YEAH, IT'S WAY BETTER.
WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED, NEEDS
TO HAPPEN BEFORE I FEEL LIKE WE
COULD EVEN GO GET A DRINK
WITHOUT YOU THINKING ABOUT IT.
I THOUGHT I COULD FIX MY
PROBLEM, BUT MAYBE I AM THE PROBLEM.
I HAVE THE HONOR OF BRINGING UP YOUR NEXT COMEDIAN.
PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY GOOD BUDDY PATRICK MOOTE,
EVERYBODY, PATRICK MOOTE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ANDREW SLEIGHTER, EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP.
SO, ANDREW TOLD YOU GUYS I JUST GOT BACK.
WHOO! BACK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, GUYS.
IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
I GOT TO GO AROUND THE WORLD, SEE SOME STUFF...
IN ORDER TO MAKE MY PENIS BIGGER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND IN TAIWAN, THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE.
THEY'RE THESE MARTIAL ARTISTS,
AND THEY TIE UP THEIR WHOLE
SITUATION WITH A ROPE, AND THEN
THEY HANG WEIGHTS, WHICH, IN TAIWAN, IS PROBABLY COOL.
24 HOUR FITNESS?
OH, NOT SO MUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
PLUS, IT'S LIKE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A SPOTTER.
YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, YOU WANT TO SPOT ME, BRO?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
"MY DICK? DOWN THERE?"
YOU KNOW? IT'S BEEN -- THIS WHOLE THING THAT I'VE BEEN
DOING HAS BEEN CRAZY.
IT'S BEEN WEIRD, AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME.
BUT THE THING THAT I REALIZED
THE MOST IS THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S
NOT ABOUT THE INSECURITIES THAT YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW?
YOU GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU.
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE PENIS.
I THINK THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE I THINK ALL
TREES ARE BEAUTIFUL, IN THEIR OWN WAY.
IT'S WHAT IT IS, AND IT'S FABULOUS.
IT'S GOT NERVE ENDINGS.
IT'S YOUR FRIEND.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
MY PENIS TOOK ME TO PLACES I
NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE.
IT MADE ME DO THINGS I NEVER DREAMT I WOULD DO.
HEY!
AND ALONG THE WAY, I MET SOME REALLY GREAT PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
BYE!
YEAH. BYE.
AH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
I STARTED THIS JOURNEY WITH A
QUESTION -- DOES SIZE MATTER?
AND IT DID -- TO ME.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'T ANYMORE.
HA!
AH! AH!
[ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
I THINK THE BIGGEST THING, THE WHOLE THING THAT I'VE
LEARNED THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE
JOURNEY, IS THAT, JUST BE COOL WITH YOURSELF, YOU KNOW?
JUST BE GOOD WITH YOURSELF.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THE AVERAGE DEPTH OF THE FEMALE VAGINA IS 3.2".
THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF THE MALE PENIS IS 4.4".
SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
MAN, YOU GOT PLENTY OF PEOPLE
IN YOUR LIFE THAT REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU, AND, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S FUCKING MILLIONS OF
GIRLS OUT THERE, BRO, ALL RIGHT?
TAKE IT EASY.
THANKS A LOT!
IT'S BEEN GOOD.
MY NAME IS PATRICK MOOTE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PATRICK MOOTE, EVERYBODY!
[ CHUCKLES ]
SO, I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT.
I THINK I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT,
AT THIS POINT, I AM SICK OF TALKING ABOUT MY DICK.
AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU'RE
ALL SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT, SO
I WILL SHUT UP ABOUT MY DICK AND
TALK ABOUT THIS YOUNG LADY... [ CHUCKLES ]
...WHO IS AWESOME.
MM. SUPER.
...AND AMAZING, KIND OF PRETTY... MM-HMM.
...GREAT ATTITUDE, LIKE --
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRD?
I'M NOT BEING WEIRD.
I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PROPOSE TO ME, ARE YOU?
WHAT? IS THAT -- [ LAUGHS ] COME ON!
'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU
RAMBLE ON, CHUG ALONG
AND IF THE BEAT STOPS THUMPING
THEN SOMETHING'S WRONG
IGNORE IT, SON IT'S JUST A SONG
BUT I CAN SEE YOUR WHITE-KNUCKLED HAND FROM
HOLDING ON
SO LATELY I WONDER WHY WE RELY ON THE SURE THING
IT'S TOO DAMN COMFORTING TO STAY ALIVE, OVERDRIVE,
TILL WE FIND SOMETHING NEW
TO KEEP THE PULSE ALIVE IN YOU
SO MANY ANGLES SO MANY LINES
SO MANY WAYS TO SEE THE SUNRISE
'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW QUITE WHAT TO DO
THE TIME WILL SHOW WHAT WE KNOW IS HARDLY EVER TRUE
I'D RATHER HAVE THEN NEVER HAD THE SPINNING ROOM =
THE FEELING THAT I MOVED
NO MORE STANDING STILL AT YOUR
WILL, BUT YOU CAN TRY UNTIL YOU
SEE THE MOTION'S MOVING YOU
'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU
EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU
Elena...
Elena?
Elena?
Elena?!
You are doing so good.
Julie comes walking up, and, um...
like, I can tell just by looking at her
she totally, fuckin',
she totally wants to pork me.
Oh, you're so full of shit.
What would she want with that two-inch little blood bat?
Fuck, my left ball hurts a little.
I gotta take a leak.
Thanks for telling me.
Get bent, you fat fuck!
Ohh...
What the fuck?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo?
Yo?
Where is she?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't...
I don't know.
I don't know.
You fucked her.
No, I...
No...
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't fuck...
You fucked her.
No, I didn't! I didn't.
You fucked her.
No--
NO
You fucked her.
No, no!
Shut up!
You look so beautiful when you sleep.
Sweet, sweet Elena.
Well, I found you.
It's okay.
Come to me, okay?
Elena, come on.
Come here.
Come on.
Elena, come to me.
Elena?
Elena.
Come to me.
like Taiwan for example
you know they really like hot pot
that's a pretty cool idea
I'm not sure I reallly like the whole preparation you know
like 20 minutes
to prepare by your own but
I have to admit it's super tasty
and sometimes it
you know
you even get like free ice cream one time of that
so you know
you get to like
I love that super tasty for that
you gotta choose what kind you know what I mean
you gotta eat one
I mean you get ice cream as much as you can eat on top of taht
that's like "wow!" you know
but then spaces like Korea
Well you can actually get
light butter booth
I mean not the whole lot the booth
but just the otherbooth like
It just like open up your mouth
I mean
they put them in a box for you
and you try to have eat them up in half an hour
and it like a smooth then give them
when they are in between in your teeth
so
you know
a lot of interesting things you should try it on
I've heard of a lot
interesting and
sometimes it comes to controversial
meals from China
but the
well you know
you can check it out I'm
pretty sure
you might have heard of something
anyway
you know it was like
It seems that
almost every country in the world has their own
like you know
specialty some cuisine
especially if you go far away from the country
that you being living for a quite long time you know
it just that
get the special kind of feeling in your mouth
if you try
something
you never
actually try before
and the
the buzz in your mouth
directly in to all of a sudden
a pretty new experience you know
of course there's
mant other reasons
to go exploring the other
part of the world
you haven't ever been to
you never even heard of before you know
cause there was always culture
there's you know
buildings that have been around for
quite a while maybe not
but there's you know
there all like culturely significant
or you know
there's you know
technology and like shopping mall still there
and
just by near
so
and everytime you go traveling
you get like
even
the way that people think
makes you
kind of
I mean for people who have never left the country before
their own country in their lives
that kind of like
stock
in the one particular way of thinking
but the more places you get to go to
and more places you visit
you actually realize you know
there's a
there's as many way of thinking
as there people in the world
perhaps even you know
cause
well basically
there's
there's a lot of variety in that to discover
and it's not you are you know
you have to be forced to this one way of thinking but
and it sounds like
every like you know
only your culture is right?
and anybody's else is wrong
it's like you know
everybody is right and wrong in their own ways
so
you actually get to
grow up
quite a lot
just by the fight that you are experiencing
a differnt way of thinking
and
that's different way of thinking
like you know
it has been around for
I mean different ways of thinking have been
in different cultures
have been like around for
thousands of years even you know
and you can see that in architecture for example
like you know
have been permanent
Romance built the Pantheon
I can give it a example you know
the Spania for example
to give but basically you know
ther's a lot of
new ideas to explore
and traveling is
like
I mean of course
you can read that in books
you can get that kind of knowleges in menus
but it just not the same like
actual hand on experiences
it's just something totally different
it's like you know
if somebody tells you a story
where's that you can actually experience that story
on your own
your own eyes
that's
you know
it's a totally different things
it's like believing something and
actually seeing it come to alive
you know
that's f******* traveling lesson
something
that's a
pretty special you know
just
for many reasons you know
many many many
and
well you know
I've been to quite a lot of places on my own
and you know
if I
there's also be a lot of places that I haven't been to
but I've heard pretty much interesting story from my friends
and
you know
I for example
I've been living in the Aisa for quite long you know
but I never been to Macau
but the
I have friends who have been there for example
they said it's basically like you know
the Las Vegas
of Asia
I don't know just
I guess I
always kind of like something like gambling
I mean I wouldn't ever battle all of my money in my life
and gambling anything like that
it's
you know kind of get what you
people get excited for that
there is certain kind of like
exciting to
It's a associate
get a lot of it
and
not a chace that I go gambling
I play Poker sometimes
no big deal
won some money but
something like you never won a lot
and it not like I ever
you know put a lot of money on the table
just want to win
you know
I've heard story about people who like
you know
bet their whole houses or you know
or their car or something like that or
or big portion of their property
just for a chance to get more you know
I heard some of them failed
some of them actually won something
good for them you know
I don't necessarily get the idea cause
It seems that a lot of people seems to think
the gambling is like wrong
the whole idea gambling is wrong
and I
I don't know
well of course
I mean you can use your own money
but it's your choice
It's your choice and it doesn't
I mean
why should anybody tell you
that you know you shouldn't do it
that put the stuff of your own
right?
I mean of course
it's also like you know moral value right
If you are stupid
and you have a family
and you bet your house
on the bet
and then you lose all of your money or your house
and your family don't have a place to live anymore
then you of course a idiot
no way to go around but
still you know
most your choice and
I don't think
we should
you know
you wanna gamble
you gamble
you do what you wanted for life
basically that
and If you are lucky
you get chace to win
a lot of money
you know
if you win a million dollars and
this is
so many thing you can possibly do
I mean come on
If I had a million dollars right now
I don't even know what I will do
like you know
one friend said to me one time that
like
I think another one of our friends
or even me asked that okay
If you had like a infinite kind of money
what would you buy with it?
and then he said he would buy the moon
that was like
oh
okay
and then
what would you do if you get more
he said I get the lasers
to
tatoo my face on top of the moon
so everybody could see it
that was like
oh okay
yeah that's a great idea
you people really had a millions then
I don't know
If I had a billion dollars
or a million dollars
I mean these are some you are used to anyway
I don't know I suppose
like help
society you know what I mean
perhaps build a company
for a lot of people can work or something like that
beats me I don't know
haven't really
even been thinking about it for a long time
seems like
we can do
a lot of stuff
well I had one friend who want to earn a lot of money
and then buy himself an island
in the south Pacific
and you know
that to be a pretty cool idea I suppose
you can relax to the end of your days
have fun
well If you had a billion dollars then of course
If you didn't want to
you would never ever have to work a single other day
in your life
that just
you know
it just like
If you had a lot of money
I think that's also
you know that good size of course
you can get whatever you want
almost any thing you know
you can't really buy
true friendship like you can't really buy true love even
but
you know
you know
you still can buy other stuff like almost any thing so
you can skip yourself on other things
but I've been always thing about
like if you can have everything
wouldn't that be kind of
bored?
like
you know
right now you know people work
to get something you know
now imagine you didn't have to work
imagine if you
who already have everything you wanted you know
wouldn't that kind of be no purpose
you know
I mean maybe It wouldn't you know
I guess that also depends on the person
if they have whole something like
did they really want to
focus on
or you know they could go some
some people they really like to you know
be alright or something like it
he wouldn't have to care
you know his would be so
so a millions
or something like it
so he just can make of it
you don't have to care about it you know
said if like you know
I don't know
bekind of artist or anybody else you know
you wanted to
when a company wouldn't have to afraid like
oh my god if I don't try hard
next month
I don't have enough money to survive
It's okay having a lot of money
I can do whatever I want
but you know
I suppose there are a good sense of invest you know
personal I supposed
If I had a million dollars personally
I don't think
I personally wouldn't get bored
I think there's
find something to do on my own
First of all
I could play a street fighter
for as long as I want
and nobody would give a s*** about it
so yeah
there we go
for that question answer very quickly
nobody will see it you know
I think
I think if
a reasonable and responsible thing can do
If one had that kind of money
would be to help people out
in some
maybe to do donation to starving children in Africa
maybe to
some you know social help
like educate people
would be the society you've been with in
maybe organize some programs
to show them that actually is a way
for them to improve their status
they are not
necessarily stock in one situation
even though they like think they are you know
but there are ways to go around
It might help them out
might even you know invest some of these project
so that they have anything
you know
like help them develop
it's
you know develop just things you know
that's basically
I don't know
Humans are all social animals
and if we don't find
I meanwe have to socialize
If you send somebody out
and they have to live by themselves in some hot
and
in the middle of nowhere you know
be careful
you know I mean
you want to talk with people you know
you want to socilaize
you want to
go out there
you want to
you know
drink some beer
talk with people
you want to have somebody who can understand us
they want to have somebody that can understand them
you know just
helping people out
you know if I had a lot of money
I would like to help people out
just so yoy know
so they could human
that would be nice
you know
we end starvation
and wonderful world
wondering that's what happen
Well...so this is the whole story you know.
I think I made it pretty clear for you
how all of this happened
And you do understand, don't you?
Or do you want me to say it again?
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