GANG, IT IS OUR FINAL SHOW.

GANG, IT IS OUR FINAL SHOW.

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, A FEW OF US HAVE HAD A DRINK.

嘘をつくつもりはない 飲んだことがある人はいるわ

YEAH YEAH.

YEAH YEAH.

>> James: AN WHEN I SAY A FEW OF US, I MOSTLY MEAN SUSAN.

>> ジェームス私が「私たちの中の一人」と言ったのは、「スーザン」のことを言っているのです。

SUSAN IS-- YEAH, SUSAN IS BOOZEIN, SUSAN IS BOOZEIN HONESE

サザンは... サザンはブーゼイン サザンはブーゼインハナシ

LEAST.

LEAST.

>> IF SHE WASN'T WEARING THAT FACE MASK YOU WOULD BE DRUNK AT

>> IF SHE WASN'T WEARING THAT FACE MASK YOU WOULD BE DRUNK AT

HOME JUST FROM THE FUMES.

ファムから帰ってきました

SO THAT'S THE MOOD WE'RE IN.

SO THAT'S THE MOOD WE'RE IN.

BUT YOU KNOW, THIS IS ALSO A SOMBER DAY.

BUT YOU KNOW, THIS IS ALSO A SOMBER DAY.

WHAT A SHAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO 2020.

2020年にさよならを言うのは恥ずかしいことだ。

(LAUGHTER) I WILL SAY IN THE SPIRIT OF 2020

（笑）私は2020年の魂で言うでしょう

WE'VE DECIDED THAT TONIGHT'S SHOW IS GOING TO BE [BLEEP].

今夜のショーは「ブリープ」に決定しました。

>> YEAH!

>> YEAH!

BUT THIS IS IT.

でも、これがそうなんです。

WE'RE OFF ON A BREAK FOR A FEW DAYS, ANY PLANS, WHAT ARE YOU

WE'RE OFF ON A BREAK FOR A FEW DAYS, ANY PLANS, WHAT ARE YOU

GOING TO DO.

やることをやるんだ

>> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GO TO MONTANA.

>> レジー：モンタナに行くよ。

>> James: MONTANA.

>> ジェームスだモンタナ

>> Reggie: YEAH, I WILL VISIT MY MOM.

>> レジー：ああ、僕は母さんに会いに行くよ。

>> James: BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY UP THERE.

>> ジェームス美しい、美しい。

>> Reggie: YEAH, IT WILL BE GREAT, HOPEFULLY SNOW.

>> レジー：YEAH, IT WILL BE GREAT, HOPEFULLY SNOW.

I LOVE ALL THAT STUFF, DRIVING IN, IT, I LIKE BLACK ICE.

I LOVE THAT STUFF ALL THAT STUFF, DRIVING IN, IT, I LIKE BLACK ICE.

>> James: DO YOU.

>> ジェームズあなたはどうですか？

>> ACTUALLY WEIRDLY I LOVE DRIVING IN DISASTROUS

>> ACTUALLY WEIRDLY I LOVE DRIVING IN DISASTROUS

CONDITIONS.

CONDITIONS.

>> James: JUST TO LIVE A DAY IN THAT SORT OF HEAD SPACE.

>> ジェームスそのような頭の中の空間で 一日を過ごすことになる

WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, WHAT IS THE PLAN?

WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, WHAT IS THE PLAN?

>> I GOT THE NEW XBOX.

>> I GOT THE NEW XBOXをゲットしました。

OH YEAH.

OH YEAH.

>> James: IT ARRIVED.

>> ジェームス到着しました。

>> IT ARRIVED YESTERDAY.

>> IT ARRIVED YESTERDAY.

>> James: OKAY.

>>ジェームスOKAY。

>> GOT THAT HOOKED UP.

>> それを接続しました。

NBA SEASON IS COMING BACK AND I'M GOING TO TRY TO REPAIR MY

NBAシーズンが戻ってきて、私は私の修理をしようとしています。

RELATIONSHIP WITH WEED.

RELATIONSHIP WITH WEED.

>> YES!

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞。

>> AND TIME TIME STOPPED WORKING ON ME MADE ME PARANOID, I'M

>> 俺はパラノイドになったんだ

GOING TO GIVE TAY COLLEGE TRY AGAIN.

GOING TO GIVE TAY COLLEGE TRY AGAIN.

>> James: IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, WAIT, WHO, WHAT'S

>> ジェームズ最初に成功しなかったら、待って、誰が、何をしているの？

GOING ON, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

何度も何度も何度も

ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN THE NEWS?

ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN THE NEWS?

(LAUGHTER) DOES ANYONE KNOW?

(LAUGHTER) DOES ANYONE KNOW?

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?

NO?

NO？

ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS?

誰かニュースで何が起きているか知っていますか？

>> I THINK BIDEN WON, I THINK.

>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: WHAT?

>> ジェームズ何？

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

（歓声と拍手）。

>> Reggie: YEAH, SURPRISING,-- IT'S BIDEN, YEAH.

>> レジー：YEAH, SURPRISING, -- IT'S BIDEN, YEAH.

>> James: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS I

>> ジェームズニュースで何が起きているのか知らないなら

CAN FILL YOU IN RIGHT NOW.

CAN FILL YOU IN RIGHT NOW.

I GOT LOADS.

I GOT LOADS.

I HAVE LOADS.

I HAVE LOADS.

>> Reggie: GO FOR IT.

>> レジー：頑張れ。

>> James: A TON OF NEWS BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT IT, IF NOT,

>> ジェームスニュースがたくさんありますが、あなたがそれを望んでいる場合にのみ、そうでない場合。

HAPPY TO IGNORE IT.

無視して良かった

>> Reggie: I'M INTERESTED.

>> レジー：興味がある。

>> Reggie: WHY NOT.

>> レジー：なぜかな。

>> James: THEN ARE YOU IN LUCK BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU THAT VICE

>> ジェームズ運がいいのは私がその悪事を教えてくれるからだ

PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE IS ABOUT TO FIND HIMSELF ON QUITE AN

PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE IS ABOUT TO FIND HIMSELF ON QUITE AN

UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION.

不安定な状況。

ON JANUARY 6th HE HAS TO APPEAR IN FRONT OF CONGRESS TO

1月6日に議会の前に出頭して

CONFIRM JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY OVERDONE ALD TRUMP.

CONFIRM JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY OVERDONE ALDONE TRUMP.

WELL, WORD HAS JUST COME OUT THAT PENCE WILL THEN IMMEDIATELY

WELL, WORD HAS JUST COME OUT THAT PENCE WILL THEN IMMEDIATELY

TRAVEL TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO AVOID THE WRATH OF TRUMP AND HIS

トランプと彼の怒りを避けるために 中東への旅

SUPPORTERS.

SUPPORTERS.

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: YOU KNOW THINGS ARE TURBULENT IN THE WHITE HOUSE

>> ジェームズあなたは、物事が白人の家の中で激変していることを知っています。

WHEN YOU GO TO THE MIDDLE EAST FOR A BIT OF PEACE AND QUIET.

中東部の平和と静けさを求めて

HE IS STOPPING IN BAHRAIN AND ISRAEL.

彼はバハレーンとイスラエルに止まっています。

HE'S THEN HEADED OFF TO POLAND OS AR MIKE PENCE CALLS THAT, A

HE'S THEN HEADED OFF TO POLAND OS AR MIKE PENCE CALLS THAT, A

REAL TROPICAL GETAWAY.

REAL TROPICAL GETAWAY。

NOW POLAND USUALLY HAS QUITE A BIT OF SNOW THIS TIME OF YEAR SO

今のポーランドはこの時期かなりの雪が降っているので

CHANCES ARE THIS IS WHAT MIKE PENCE WILL LOOK LIKE IN ALL OF

CHANCES ARE THIS IS WHAT MIKE PENCE WILL LOOK LIKE IN ALL OF

HIS PHOTOS.

彼の写真。

PEEK SPEAKS OF THE VICE PRESIDENT, PENCE SAID HE WILL BE

PEEKは副大統領の話をしていますが、PENCEは、彼がそうなると言っていました。

RECEIVING THE COVID-19 VACCINE INFECTION-- INJECTION TOMORROW

RECEIVING THE COVID-19 VACCINE INFECTION-- INJECTION TOMORROW

LIVE ON TELEVISION.

テレビジョンの生放送です。

YEAH, I KNOW.

分かってる

THIS IS THE ONE TIME HE WILL ALLOW PENETRATION OUTSIDE OF

THIS IS THE ONE TIME HE WILL ALLOW PENETRATION OUTSIDE OF

MARRIAGE.

結婚

(LAUGHTER) NOW AS YOU KNOW THE VACCINE HAS

(LAUGHTER) NOW AS YOU KNOW THE VACCINE HAS

TO BE KEPT AT SUPER COLD TEMPERATURES SO I'M SURE IT IS

TO BE KEPT AT SUPER COLD TEMPERATURES SO I'M SURE IT IS

GOING TO DO JUST FINE INSIDE MIKE PENCE.

マイク・ペンスの中では十分に機能している

HERE IS MY THINKING ON THIS.

これは私の考えです

IF HE DIDN'T GET THE VIRUS AFTER TEN MONTHS INSIDE THE WHITE

IF HE DIDN'T GET THE VIRUS AFTER TEN MONTHS INSIDE THE WHITE

HOUSE, I DON'T THINK HE SHOULD BE GETTING IT, I THINK HE WILL

家を手に入れるべきだとは思わないけど、手に入れると思う。

BE FINE.

BE FINE.

WE SHOULD BE INJECTING MIKE PENCE INTO EVERYBODY ELSE.

WE SHOULD BE INJECTING MIKE PENCE INTO EVERYBODY ELSE.

BUT PENCE WILL PUBLICLY RECEIVE THE VACCINE TO PROMOTE ITS

BUT PENCE WILL PUBLICLY RECEIVE THE VACCINE TO PROMOTE ITS

SAFETY AND BUILD CONFIDENCE AMONG THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

安全性とアメリカの人々の間の信頼を構築します。

AND NOTHING PROMOTES CONFIDENCE QUITE LIKE GETTING THE VACCINE

ヴァクチンを手に入れることほど 信頼性を高めるものはありません

AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FLEEING THE COUNTRY.

そして、すぐに国を離れる。

MEANWHILE THE COVID VACCINE CONTINUES TO ROLL OUT THROUGHOUT

MEANWHILE THE COVID VACCINE CONTINUES TO ROLL OUT THROUGHOUT

THE UNITED KINGDOM.

イギリス

TODAY IT WAS FOR IAN McKELLEN'S TURN, HERE HE IS

今日はイアン・マッケレンの出番でした ここにいます

GETTING HIS FIRST DOSE.

GETTING HIS FIRST DOSE.

THIS IS E SLENLT NEWS.

THIS IS E SLENLT NEWS.

EXCELLENT NEWSES.

EXCELLENT NEWSES.

SIR IAN McKELLEN IS THE MOST SEJ NONESSENTIAL WORKER.

SIR IAN McKELLENは、最もSEJ NONESSENTIAL WORKERです。

ST BEAUTIFUL THAT HE GOT THE VACCINE BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY,

彼がワクチンを手に入れたことは美しいが、私は言いたいことがある。

CUZ I KNOW HE'S WATCHING, LATCH (LAUGHTER)

彼が見ているのを知っている、ラッチ（笑）

>> NEVER MISSES AN EPISODE, DID YOU KNOW THAT, I GET A TEXT AT

>> >> エピソードを見逃すことはありません 知っていましたか？

THE END OF EVERY SHOW FROM SIR IAN McKELLEN WHO SAYS BEST ONE

アイアン・マッケレン卿がベスト・ワンを語るショーの終焉

YET.

ＹＥＴ。

I DO WANT TO SAY SIR IAN, YOU ARE 81 YEARS OLD T IS THE MIDDLE

I DO WANT TO SAY SIR IAN, YOU ARE 81 YEARS OLD T IS THE MIDDLE

OF DECEMBER, THAT SCARF WITH A T-SHIRT IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT,

12月になってもTシャツのスカーフは切れないよ

IAN, SIR IAN McKELLAN ENHAD A VACCINE WHERE ARE YOU ON THE

IAN, SIR IAN McKELLAN ENHAD A VACCINE WHERE ARE YOU ON THE

LIST OF IANS TO GET A VACCINE.

VACCINEを取得するためのIANSのリスト。

WHICH IAN IS IN FRONT OF YOU.

目の前にいるのは誰だ？

>> I GO AFTER McSHANE SO IAN McSHANE AND THEN ME, AND THEN

>> 私はマクシェーンの後に行きます。

THAT KID FROM YOUNG SHELDON.

THAT KID FROM YOUNG SHELDON.

SZ.

SZです。

>> James: CAN I BE HONEST, I THINK THE NETWORK WOULD DISAGREE

>> ジェームス正直に言うと、ネットワークは反対すると思います。

WITH THAT.

WITH THAT.

SOME GOOD NEWS HERE ON THE VACCINE FRONT HERE IN AMERICA.

アメリカのVACCINE最前線に 良いニュースがあります

YOU KNOW THAT THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF CONCERN ABOUT A SHORTAGE.

停電についての懸念が多いのは知っての通りです。

WELL MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS JUST DISCOVERED THAT PFIZER'S VACCINE

医学の専門家は、PFIZER'S VACCINEの存在を知ったばかりです。

VIELS CONTAIN ONE OR TWO MORE DOSES THAN THEY PREVIOUSLY

VIELS CONTAIN ONE OR TWO MORE DOSES THAN THEY PREVIOUSLY

THOUGHT.

思考。

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

ON THE LAST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH.

ハヌッカ最後の夜に

THEY HAD THE VIEL TRK LASTED LONGER, IT SAY HANUKKAH MIRACLE.

VIEL TRKが長持ちしたのは、「ハヌッカ・ミラクル」だそうです。

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.

I DON'T KNOW THAT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE A BRAND NEW

あなたがブランドの新しいものを 受け取るとき、私はそれを知りません。

LIFESAVING VACCINE THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR

救命処置のワクチンは本当に医者に会いたいと思う。

BEING LIKE, HANG ON A MINUTE.

ちょっと待ってくれ

IT SAYS SIX, WE CAN DO SEVEN, I THINK THAT SHOULD DO IT.

It SAYS SIX, WE CAN DO SEVEN, I think that SHOULD DO IT.

>> AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

>> AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

A FAMILY IN SCOTLAND HAD A SURPRISING CHRISTMAS EXPERIENCE

スコットランドのある家族は、驚くべきクリスマス体験をしました。

THE OTHER DAY AFTER LEAVING THEIR DOOR OPEN, A HAWK FLEW

ドアを開けた後の別の日、鷹が飛んだ

INTO THEIR HOME AND PERCHED IN THEIR TREE.

家の中に入って、木の中に寄り添った。

HERE IT IS HERE.

ここにあります。

NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE.

生き物は鳴いていなかったし、マウスも鳴いていなかった。

CUZ THERE'S A HAWK IN THE TREE.

木の中にタカがいるぞ

A HAWK LANDED IN THEIR CHRISTMAS TREE, THOUGH THE KIDS IN THE

鷹が自分のクリスマスツリーに着陸した、中の子供たちを思って

HOUSE WERE PRETTY UNGRATEFUL.

HOUSE WERE PRETTY UNGRATEFUL.

THEY WERE LIKE WELL I ASKED FOR A FALCON.

THEY WERE LIKE WELL I ASKED FOR A FALCON.

NOW I JUST CAN'T STOP MANCHING THAT HAWK TALKING WITH A

今の私は、どうしてもそのタカと話すことを 操るのを止められません

SCOTTISH ACCENT.

スコットランド訛り

STOP Y ER WE WALLOWING.

ワローイングを止めろ

THAT'S THE ONLY THING CAN I SAY IN SCOTTISH BECAUSE I USED TO

スコットランド語で言えるのはそれだけです。

HAVE-- WHEN I WORKED AT THE SUPERMARKET MY BOSS THERE WAS

HAVE-- WHEN I WORKED AT THE SUPERMARKET MY BOSS THERE WAS

SCOTTISH AND I WOULD WORK ON SATURDAY AND HE WOULD SAY KIDS

スコットランド人と私は土曜日に仕事をしていて 彼は子供のことを言うと言った

CAN YOU WATCH-- AND I WOULD SAY YEAH, YEAH, I CAN, OH, I CAN'T,

見ててくれないか...私はそう言いたいけど...

I'VE GOT TO PRACTICE FOR A SHOW.

ショーの練習をしてきました

AND HE [BLEEP] DO THAT, PLEASE.

AND HE [BLEEP] DO THAT, PLEASE.

DON'T [BLEEP] DO THAT, GET ME YOU-- YOU KNOW, WHAT ELSE HE DID

DON'T [BLEEP] DO THAT, GET ME YOU-- YOU KNOW, WHAT ELSE HE DID

TO ME, ONE OF MAY JOBS WAS I HAD TO CLEAN THE FREEZER WITH THIS

私にとっての仕事の一つは これを使って冷凍庫を掃除することでした

WIRE BRUSH ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON, I WOULD JUST HAVE TO

WIRE BRUSH ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON, I WOULD JUST HAVE TO

CLEAN.

クリーン

AND THERE WOULD BE LIKE HALF AND LAMB AND LIKE, JUST MEAT,

半分と羊のようなものがあって、ただの肉だった。

DISGUSTING.

DISGUSTING.

AND THE DOOR IF YOU SHUT THE DOOR IT HAD A GLOW IN THE DARK

ドアを閉めれば 暗闇の中で光を放っていた

HANDLE THAT YOU WOULD PUSH TO OPEN AND SET, THIS FREEZER WAS

押すだけで開いてセットできるハンドルは、この冷凍機にはありませんでした。

SO OLD, IT HAD ALL WARN AWAY, SO I WOULD GO IN AND PROBABLY TWICE

古くて、それはすべて警告していたので、私は中に入って、おそらく2回...

A SHIFT THEY WOULD SHUT THE DOOR AND I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE ME

シフトするとドアが閉まり 私には会えなくなる

WAY OUT AND I WOULD JUST BE WALKING INTO CARCASSES OF

抜け出して、死体の中を歩いているようなものだ。

ANIMALS.

動物たち。

AND I WOULD COME OUT AND THEY WOULD JUST THINK IT WAS

私が出てきても、彼らはそれを疑うだろう

HILARIOUS.

ヒラリアスだ

HA HA HA, GET BACK IN THERE YOU FAT.

ハハハハハハ、中に戻れよ、このデブ。

>> BUT I WILL SAY THE JOKE IS ON THEM BECAUSE ON MY LAST DAY I

>> でも私はジョークは人のせいだと言いたい 私の最後の日に私はそうしたから

ACTUALLY STOLE QUITE A LOT OF PRODUCT.

実際にかなりの量を盗みました

I WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH A BACKPACK SO FULL OF BOOZE, SOLD

I WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH A BACKPACK SO FULL OF BOOZE, SOLD

IT ALL AT SCHOOL.

全て学校で

AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

TWO POLICE OFFICERS IN PERU RECENTLY WERE SUR VAILING A

ペルーの警察官たちは最近、シュール・ベールに包まれていた

SUSPECTED DRUG DEALER WHILE UNDER SCOFER.

スパイ活動中の麻薬密売人と疑われています。

AND THEY ENDED UP MAKING THE ARREST DRESSED IN FULL COSTUME

AND THEY ENDED UP MAKING THE ARREST DRESSED IN FULL COSTUME

AS SANTA CLAUS AND AN ELF.

サンタクロースとエルフとして。

DO YOU THINK THEY FOUGHT OVER WHO WOULD BE THE SANTA AND WHO

DO YOU THINK THEY FOUGHT OVER WHO WOULD BE THE SANTA AND WHO

WOULD BE THE ELF?

WOULD BE THE ELF?

YOU KNOW, THERE IS NO SMALL PARTS BUT ONE IS SANTA AND ONE

小さな部品はないが、一つはサンタで一つは

IS AN ELF.

エルフです。

AFTER THE ARREST THE SUSPECT WAS IMMEDIATELY LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS I

AFTER THE ARREST THE SUSPECT WAS IMMEDIATELY LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS I

WOULD LIKE TO BE RELEASED EARLY FROM CUSTODY AND SANTA WAS LIKE

カストディから早く解放されたいと思っていたし、サンタは好きだった。

DAMMIT, RULES ARE RULES, LET HIM GO.

くそ、規則は規則だ、彼を解放しろ。

AND THIS WAS NICE, THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALREADY MAKING A SHOW

そして、これは素敵だった、彼らはすでにショーを作っています。

INSPIRED BY THE INCIDENT CLAUSEE & ORDER.

INSPIRED BY THE INCIDENT CLAUSEE & ORDER.