THIS TIME OF YEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THIS TIME OF YEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THE WEATHER HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL BUT MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY I

THE WEATHER HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL BUT MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY I

CAN FEEL, JUST EVEN LOOKING AT MY CHILDREN.

自分の子供を見ているだけでも感じることができます。

I'M LIKE OH-- A LOT OF THAT.

私が好きなのは...その多くが

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, ARE YOU IN THE VIBE?

>> ジェームスだアイアン、バイブにいるのか？

>> I DON'T HAVE KIDS BUT I BET IF I LOOKED AT YOUR KIDS I WOULD

>> 私には子供がいませんが、あなたの子供を見たらそう思います。

BE LIKE-- OR SOMETHING.

似たような...あるいは何かに

YOU KNOW, JUST CUZ I'M LIKE OH, IT'S MY MY FRIEND AND HIS

俺はただ俺の友達と彼のことが好きなだけなんだ

FAMILY, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

FAMILY, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

AND MY XBOX WILL BE SHOWING UP SOON, SO THINGS WILL BE LOOKING

AND MY XBOX WILL BE SHOWING UP SOON, SO THINGS WILL BE LOOKING

UP FOR ME.

私のために

>> James: DID YOU GET ONE.

>> ジェームズ1つ手に入れたか？

>> OH YEAH, I GOT ONE.

>> 買ってきましたよ。

>> James: THE SERIES X.

>> ジェームスシリーズX.

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> James: LEGITIMATELY.

>> ジェームスLEGITIMATELY.

>> LEGITIMATELY, DIDN'T BUY IT 1400 ON A-- GOT IT THE

>> 合法的には 1400で買わなかったが --

OLD-FASHIONED WAY, STEALING IT FROM MY NEIGHBOR.

旧式の方法で、私の隣人からそれを盗む。

>> James: I CANNOT HELP, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, LOU.

>> ジェームス助けられないよ、何があったんだよ、ルー。

>> IT IS A MODEL OF THE GARAGE.

>> 車庫の模型です。

>> James: IS THIS REALLY-- DID YOU REALLY.

>> ジェームズこれは本当に...本当にそうなのか？

>> I ACTUALLY MISS THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCE GARAGE.

>> I ACTUALLY MISS THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCE GARAGE.

>> James: LOOK AT THAT, THAT IS A REAL LIVE MINI VERSION OF

>> ジェームス見ろよ、これはリアル・ライブ・ミニ・バージョンの

THE SET THAT WE BUILT IN THE GARAGE.

私たちがガレージに構築したセット。

AND I TELL YOU WHAT IS REALLY, I MEAN THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, LOU, YOU

君に本当のことを言うよ これが美しいってことだよ

KNOW WHAT IS REALLY ODD IN MY GARAGE STILL IS LIKE THIS, AND

私の車庫の中で本当に困っていることは、今でもこのような状態であることを知っています。

ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE STILL THERE.

ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE STILL THERE.

AND AN AMAZON DELIVERY GUY GAME, IT-- CAME ITS WITH MY DAUGHTER'S

そして アマゾンの配達員ゲーム それは... 私の娘と一緒に来ました

BIRTHDAY AND HE ARRIVED WITH THIS BOX.

BIRTHDAY AND HE ARRIVED WITH THIS BOX.

I OPENED THE GATE AND OH, JUST FOLLOW ME BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER

私は門を開いて、ああ、私の娘のために私をフォローしてください

ISN'T SEE THIS BECAUSE IT SAID ON THE SIDE WHAT IT WAS.

見ていないのは、側面に書いてあったからだ。

I SAID WAIT THERE, I WILL OPEN THE GARAGE.

待ってろと言ったんだ 車庫を開けるぞ

I OPEN THE GARAGE AND IT IS FULL OF PICTURES OF ME AND A HUGE

私はガレージを開き、それは私と巨大な写真でいっぱいです。

SIGN THAT SAYS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN.

SIGN THAT SAYS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN.

HOLDING THIS BOX LIKE.

この箱を持っているように

AND I THOUGHT I COULD EITHER EXPLAIN THIS OR JUST BE LIKE

説明できると思っていたし、そうでなくてもいいと思っていた。

YEP, THIS IS MY GARAGE, THIS IS WHAT I DO.

そう、これは私の車庫で、私の仕事です。

IT IS STILL A DESK, STILL A CHAIR IN THERE, IT'S SO WEIRD.

まだ机で、そこに椅子がある、それはとても奇妙だ。

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE ON MY YOUTUBE

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE ON MY YOUTUBE

COMMENT.

COMMENT.

YOU THINK IT IS EASY?

簡単だと思う？

YOU TRY IT, YOU TRY IT.

やってみて、やってみて。

>> James: THANK YOU FOR THAT, LOU.

>> ジェームスだありがとう、ルー。

I WILL GENUINELY TREASURE THAT FOREVER.

I WILL GENUINELY TREASURE THAT FOREVER.

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

全くもって美しいですね。

AND LOU'S WRITTEN HERE, HE'S PUT I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SAFE

ルーはここに書いています みんなが無事であることを願っています

HOLIDAY SO WE DON'T END UP BACK IN HERE.

ホリデーだからここに戻ってくることはない

AND I THINK THAT FEELINGS ARE ECHOED THE SENTIMENTS OF HOW WE

AND I THINK THAT FEELINGS ARE ECHOED THE SENTIMENTS OF HOW WE

ALL FELT, BLESS YOU, LOU.

"すべてのフェルト、あなたに祝福を、ルー

LET'S MOVE ON AND TALK ABOUT THE NEWEST PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN

新大統領のジョー・バイデンについて話しましょう

WENT TO GEORGIA TO CAMPAIGN FOR THE SENATE RUNOFF ELECTION.

上院選出馬のために選挙運動をするためにジョージアに行ってきました。

AND DURING HIS SPEECH LAST NIGHT HE REFERRED, HE REFERENCED THE

昨夜の演説の中で、彼は言及しました

STATE'S MULTIPLE RECOUNTS.

STATEのマルチプル・リカンツ。

>> AND THANK YOU FOR STANDING STRONG TO MAKE SURE YOUR VOICES

>> あなたの声を確かなものにするために 強く立ち上がってくれたことに感謝します

WERE HEARD.

聞かれました。

YOUR VOTES WERE COUNTED.

YOUR VOTES WERE COUNTED.

AND COUNTED, AND COUNTED AGAIN.

そしてカウントされ、またカウントされた。

I AM STARTING TO FEAL LIKE I WON GEORGIA THREE TIMES.

I AM STARTING TO FEAL LIKE I WON GEORGIA THREE TIMES.

>> James: YEAH, WE FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY.

>> ジェームスええ、私たちは全く同じことを感じています。

WHEN TRUMP HEARD THIS HE WAS IKE GEORGIA VOTED THREE TIMES?

トランプがこれを聞いたとき、彼はIKE GEORGIAは3回投票したのか？

GIULIANI, GET DOWN THERE AND HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT A HOT

ジュリアーニ 記者会見を開いてくれ

TUB EMPORIUM.

TUB EMPORIUM.

I MUST SAY BIDEN LOOKED LIVELY.

I MUST SAY BIDEN LOOKED LIVELY.

HE LOOKED SHARP THERE.

HE LOOKED SHARP THERE.

OF COURSE IT HELPS THAT WE STOPPED THE CLIP RIGHT BEFORE

OF COURSE IT HELPS THAT WE STOPPED THE CLIP RIGHT BEFORE

BIDEN RAMBLED ON ABOUT HOW COBBLER IS BETTER THAN PIE,

BIDENは、COBLERがパイよりも優れていることについて、RAMBLED ONしました。

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRUMBIES.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRUMBIES.

YOU KNOW.

あなたは知っている

BUT ON ANOTHER POINT, BIDEN, YOU KNOW THE CRUMBIES, IN THE CORNER

でも別の点では、バイデン、コーナーにあるクズを知っているだろ？

OF YOUR MOUTH, I SAY JILL, LOOK AT ALL THESE CRUMBIE, JILL.

お前の口から言ってるんだ このクズどもを見てみろ

SHE SAYS I WILL DO A COBBLER, AND I SA SAY NO COBBLER, WHERE

彼女は私がコブラをすると言い、私はコブラをしないと言います。

WAS I.

私は...

>> AT ANOTHER POINT BIDEN SPOKE GLOWINGLY ABOUT ONE OF THE

>> 別のポイントでは、バイデンは、そのうちの一つについて誇らしげに語った。

SENATE CANDIDATE REVEREND RAFAEL WARNOCK ALTHOUGH HIS COMMENTS

上院議員候補ラファエル・ウォーノック氏の発言はあっても

WERE MOSTLY ABOUT HIS PHYSIQUE.

彼のフィジークについての話をしていた。

>> AND REVEREND WARNOCK, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAY IN SUCH GREAT

>> >> そしてリベレンド・ウォーノック どうやってこんな素敵な場所にいるんだ？

SHAPE, MAN.

シェイプだ

YOU I REACHED UP AN GRABBED HIS WARM ARM, IT IS AS BIG AS MY

私は手を伸ばして彼の腕を掴んだ 私の腕と同じくらい大きいのよ

THIGH.

THIGH。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: JOE, HE'S A REVEREND.

>> ジェームズジョー 彼は逆境者だ

(LAUGHTER) >> NOW ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT IS

(LAUGHTER) >> NOW ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT IS

WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO GRAB JOE BIDEN'S THIGH.

ジョー・ビデンの高さを 掴むように感じること

ARM AS BIG AS MY THIGH.

腕は私の太もものように大きい。

THAT IS QUITE THE COMPLIMENT ALTHOUGH ST LESS IMPRESSIVE WHEN

それは完全な完成形ではあるが、しかし、STの威圧感がないときには

YOU ACTUALLY SEE JOE BIDEN'S THIGHS.

YOU ACTUALLY SEE JOE BIDEN'S THIGHS.

(LAUGHTER) MEANWHILE DONALD TRUMP IS STILL

（笑） ドナルド・トランプはまだですが

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND IT DOESN'T APPEAR THAT HE

アメリカの大統領であり、そのようには見えません。

PLANNING TO GO QUIETLY.

静かに行くことを計画しています。

ACCORDING TO REPORTS HE IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING A SPECIAL

ACCORDING TO REPORTS HE IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING A SPECIAL

PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE HUNTER BIDEN.

PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE HUNTER BIDEN.

YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HUMP TRUMP IS USING HIS FINAL DAYS IN OFFICE

あなたは知っています、少なくともハンプ・トルンプは オフィスで彼の最終日を使っています。

TO FOCUS ON WHAT IS AFFECTING THE DAY TO DAY LIVES OF REAL

TO FOCUS ON WHAT IS AFFECTING THE DAY TO DAY LIVES OF REAL

AMERICANS.

アメリカ人。

HUNTER BIDEN.

HUNTER BIDEN.

HE'S STILL TRYING TO TAKE DOWN BIDEN'S SON.

彼はまだバイデンの息子を 倒そうとしている

I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE TRUMP IS JUST SO DESPERATE TO WIN

トランプが勝つために必死になっているような気がします。

SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

何か、何か、何か。

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF TRUMP'S NEXT MOVE IS CHALLENGING

TRUMPの次の動きが挑戦的であるならば、私は驚きません

JAKE PAUL TO A BOXING MATCH.

ジェイク・ポールがボクシングの試合に出ました。

APPARENTLY TRUMP IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING JEFFREY ROSEN WHO IS

トランプは、ジェフレイ・ローゼンの指名を検討しているようです。

SET TO TAKE THE POSITION OF ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL NEXT

次期の法務長官に就任します。

WEEK, AS THE SPECIAL COUNSEL.

WEEK、特別顧問として。

I DON'T KNOW, I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF JEFFREY ROSEN HAS THE

ジェフレイ・ローゼンが持っているかどうかは 知らないんだ

TIME.

時間だ

HE IS USUALLY PRETTY BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR STARRING IN MOVIES

この時期は映画出演で大忙しなのよ

AS THE SNOW MISER.

スノーマイザーとして

>> MEANWHILE TRUMP'S NEIGHBORS IN FLORIDA ARE TAKING LEGAL

>> フロリダ州のトランプ氏の隣人たちが法的措置を取っている間に

ACTION TO MAKE SURE HE CAN'T PERMANENTLY MOVE INTO MAR-A-LAGO

マーラゴへの引っ越しができないようにするための行動

AFTER HE LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE.

AFTER HE LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE.

APPARENTLY CURRENT ZONING REGULATIONS BAN ANYBODY FROM

現行の区域規制では、誰でも出入りが禁止されています。

USING THE CLUB AS A FULL-TIME RESIDENCE.

クラブをフルタイムの滞在先として利用する

CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO LIVE SOMEWHERE IN

CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO LIVE SOMEWHERE IN

FLORIDA.

フロリダ

(LAUGHTER) THAT IS DARK, MAN.

（笑）それは暗い、男です。

THAT'S DARK.

暗いな

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE TRUMP AS A

トランプが大統領になったらどうなると思いますか？

NEIGHBOR, REG, WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE?

近所の人、REG、どんな感じ？

>> Reggie: I THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE EYE OF

>> レジー：私は、それはあなたが知っているように、あなたが知っているように、目のようなものだと思います。

SALRON, THIS DARK VOID THAT PEOPLE WOULD INEXPLICABLY AVOID,

サロン、人々が避けるであろうこの暗い空間。

WITHOUT EVEN THINK BEING IT, JUST MAGNETICALLY REPEL PEOPLE.

それを考えずに、ただ魔法のように人々を追い払う。

>> James: I LOOKED AT PICTURES OF MAR-A-LAGO, NO BIT OF ME

>> ジェームズマラガの写真を見たが、私の姿はなかった。

WANTS TO GO GO THERE.

そこに行きたいと思っている。

>> IT LOOKS LIKE A PLACE THAT ONLY SERVES DRY SANDWICHES.

>> >> ドライサンドウィッチだけの店のように見える。

>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> HEY, COULD I GET A LITTLE MAYO, MUSTARD, THEY TAKE IT

>> >> ねぇ、ちょっとマヨとマスタードを貰えないかな？

BACK, THIS "COME FROM AWAYS" BACK, STILL DRY.

BACK, THIS "COME FROM AWAYS" BACK, STILL DRY.

>> James: STILL DRY.

>> ジェームスまだ乾いてる

DRY MEAT.

ドライミート。

YEAH.

ああ

DRY MEAT.

ドライミート。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: BRIE MEAT, SORT OF RUBBERY POTATOE CHIPS.

>> ジェームズブライミート、ポタトーチップスのようなもの。

>> AWFUL.

>> 酷いですね。

>> James: I AGREE.

>> ジェームズ同意します。

I AGREE.

同意する

SO THE NEIGHBORS, THE NEIGHBORS DON'T WANT TRUMP AT MAR-A-LAGO.

"マララゴには トランプはいない "と

YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WANT HIM TO GO, GUILLERMO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE

YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WANT HIM TO GO, GUILLERMO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE

THEY WANT THOIM GO, FAR-A-LAGO THAT IS OUR SHOW, WE'LL BE BACK

彼らはトゥイムを求めている ファラゴは私たちのショーです すぐに戻ってきます

TOMORROW NIGHT.

明日の夜

DID YOU SEE THIS?

DID YOU SEE THIS?

DESPITE CDC WARNINGS ABOUT HOLDING INDOOR GATHERINGS

屋内での集会の開催についてのCDCの警告にもかかわらず

SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO WENT AHEAD WITH HIS ANNUAL

ポンペオ国務長官は、年に一度の年次報告を前倒ししました。

HOLIDAY PARTY LAST NIGHT.

ホリデーパーティー最後の夜。

900 PEOPLE WERE INVITED.

900人が招待された

ONLY 70RSVP'S AND EVEN FEWER SHOWED UP.

70人のRSVPとそれ以下しか現れませんでした。

YEAH, THOSE ARE SOME TENTH GRADE JAMES' HOUSE PARTY.

ああ、これは１０年生のジェームスのハウスパーティーだな

DID YOU EVER DO, THAT EVER HAVE A HOUSE PARTY, NO PEOPLE COME,

今までにやったことがあるのか？ハウスパーティーをしても誰も来ないよ

REALLY ANNOYING.

本当にイライラする

>> THE GOOD-- I ONLY HAD A COUPLE BUT THE GOOD PEOPLE CAME

>> THE GOOD-- I ONLY HAD A COUPLE BUT THE GOOD PEOPLE CAME

TO MINE.

地雷に

I'M SORRY.

ごめんなさい

>> James: GOOD FOR YOU.

>> ジェームズよかったわね

>> WE DID JUST THROW ALL THE TRASH INTO A WETLAND RIGHT

>> WE DID JUST THROW ALL THE TRASH INTO A WETLAND RIGHT

BEHIND MY HOUSE AND MY MOM FOUND IT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

私の家の裏にあって ママはすぐに見つけたのよ

SHE WAS LIKE THIS WAS THE COVER UP SCHEME.

SHE WAS LIKE THIS WAS THE COVER UP SCHEME.

YEAH, WE PUT IT BEHIND THE FENCE.

フェンスの後ろに置いてきたんだ

AND IT WAS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD MILWAUKEES IN A BAG.

古いミルウォーキーの束をバッグに入れたようなものだった。

SHE FOUND IT.

彼女はそれを見つけた

>> James: I TRIED TO HAVE A HOUSE PARTY WHEN MY PARENTS WERE

>> ジェームス親がいない時にハウスパーティーをしようとしたの

AWAY AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO TURNED UP, ALL CAN I TELL YOU,

あわてて、唯一の人が目を覚ました、すべては私があなたに伝えることができます。

AND THIS IS WHY IT WASN'T A GOOD PARTY, HE WAS OBSESSED WITH FIRE

これが良いパーティーではなかった理由だ 彼は火事に夢中だった

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT KID AT SCHOOL.

学校の子供を覚えてるか？

DO YOU REMEMBER THE KID A AT SCHOOL, JUST OBSESSED WITH FIRE.

学校で火事に夢中だった子供を覚えてるか？

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH FIRE.

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH FIRE.

HIS NAME WAS DAVID AND HE ALSO ALWAYS USED TO COME TO SCHOOL

彼の名前はダビッドで、彼はいつも学校に来ていました。

WITH A BACKPACK THAT WAS JUST TOO HEAVY FOR HIS BACK.

彼の背中には荷が重すぎたんだ

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LIKE HE WALKED TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS, LIKE IT WOULD BE SO HEAVY

LIKE HE WALKED TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS, LIKE IT WOULD BE SO HEAVY

AND HE WOULD GO LIKE THIS.

そして、彼はこのように行くだろう。

YEAH.

ああ

HE WAS THE BEST PERSON THAT CAME TO OUR PARTY.

彼は私たちのパーティーに来た最高の人でした。

AND WE WERE 16, HAD A BIT OF ALCOHOL.

私たちは16歳でアルコールを飲んでいた

AND HE WAS LIKE COOL, CAN WE SET IT ON FIRE,nd AND WE'RE LIKE

彼はクールだった 火をつけてもいいよね？

DAVID-- .

DAVID...

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT COVID BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE MIKE POMPEO JUST

>> コビドのことは知らないが、マイク・ポンペオのように聞こえる。

TESTED NEGATIVE FOR FRIENDS.

友人のために陰性をテストしました。

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH THIS IS A PITY THAT NO ONE TURNED UP

誰も調べてくれなかったのが残念だと言わざるを得ない

BECAUSE I SAY THIS UNIRONICALLY, I GENUINELY MEAN THIS.

私がこれを不自然に言うので、私は純粋にこれを意味しています。

MIKE POMPEO LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD BE FUN AT A PARTY, WOULDN'T HE?

MIKE POMPEO LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD BE FUN AT A PARTY, WOULD'T HE?

HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS, LOOSENS UP, YOU GO MIKE POMP-HEY-O, YOU

飲み物を2杯飲んで気を緩めたら、マイク・ポンプ・ヘイ・オー、お前が行け。

KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF I AM GOING TO GO, MIKE POMPEO

言ってることはわかるけど、行くかどうかわからないんだよ。

IS GOING ALL RIGHT T WILL BE HUNDRED, THE SORT OF GUY THAT

IS GOING ALL RIGHT T WILL BE HUNDRED, THE SORT OF GUY THAT

HELPS DPRAND MA DO A CAKE STAND.

DPRAND MAがケーキスタンドをするのを手伝う。

>> AND HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM IRELAND.

>> アイルランドからのニュースです。

SANTA AND HIS HORSE-DRAWN SLEIGH WAS STOPPED ON THE ROAD BY

サンタと馬に描かれたそりは、道路で停止していました。

POLICE BECAUSE SANTA'S SLEIGH DIDN'T HAVE PROPER HEADLIGHTS IS

POLICE BECAUSE SANTA'S SLEIGH DIDN'T HAVE PROPER HEADLIGHTS IS

I MEAN RUDOLPH, YOU HAD ONE JOB ONE JOB.

ルドルフ、君の仕事は一つだけだった。

IT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, SANTA SHOULD HAVE PROPER HEAD

IT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, SANTA SHOULD HAVE PROPER HEAD

LIGHTEDS.

LIGHTEDS.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER.

これはまさに 祖母が死んでしまった方法だ

>> TRUE STORY.

>>TRUE STORY.

>> HE WAS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS, YOU KNOW, SANTA WAS LIKE

>> HE WAS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS, YOU KNOW, SANTA WAS LIKE

LISTEN, BEFORE YOU SEARCH THE SLEIGH, YOU SHOULD KNOW A LOT OF

LISTEN, BEFORE YOU SEARCH THE SLEIGH, YOU SHOULD KNOW A LOT OF

PEOPLE ASK ASKED FOR COCAINE THIS YEAR.

PEOPLE ASK ASKED FOR COCAINE THIS YEAR.

(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL-- WE'RE ALL

(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL-- WE'RE ALL

DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS.

白いクリスマスを夢見て

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

TROJAN CONDOMS IS LAUNCHING A NEW LINE OF FRAGRANCES THAT THEY

TROJAN CONDOMS IS LAUNCHING A NEW LINE OF FRAGRANCES THAT THEY

ARE HOPING WILL APPEAL TO A GEN Z MARKET.

GEN Z市場へのアピールを期待しています。

A TROJAN CONDOM FRAGRANCE.

A TROJAN CONDOM FRAGRANCE.

IT IS THE FIRST TROJAN PRODUCT THAT IS FOR NO ONE'S PLEASURE.

IT IS THE FIRST TROJAN PRODUCT THAT IS FOR NO ONE'S PLEASURE.

UNLIKE MANY OTHER TROJAN PRO PRODUCTS, IF YOU WEAR THIS YOU

UNLIKE MANY OTHER TROJAN PRO PRODUCTS, IF YOU WEAR THIS YOU

DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANYBODY PREGNANT.

誰かを妊娠させることについて心配する必要はありません。

I THOUGHT THIS WAS NICE.

素敵だと思ったわ

THEY EVEN HAVE CLASSES SHOWING YOU HOW TO APPLY THE PERFUME TO

THEY EVEN HAVE CLASSES SHOWING YOU HOW TO APPLY THE PERFUME TO

A BANANA.

バナナです。

THANK YOU, STEVEN, I APPRECIATE THAT.

ありがとう スティーブン 感謝するよ

YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON STEVEN IF IT GETS A BIT BLUE, I TELL YOU,

青くなったらいつでもスティーブンを頼ればいいんだよ

HE LOADS UP ON THE POLITICAL STUFF, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MIKE

彼は政治的なことに夢中で、あなたはマイクのことを気にしていない

POMPEO, GETS A BIT BLUE, THAT IS WHEN YOU.

ポンペオ 青くなってきたぞ

>> AND FINALLY SOME HOLLYWOOD NEWS, TOM CRUISE IS MAKING

>> AND FINALLY SOME HOLLYWOOD NEWS, TOM CRUISE IS MAKING

HEADLINES BECAUSE HE GOT ANGRY ON THE SET OF HIS UPCOMING

次の映画の撮影現場で怒られたからだよ

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SEVEN.

ミッション・インポッシブルセブン

APPARENTLY SOME CREW MEMBERS WERE NOT FOLLOWING COVID SAFETY

一部の乗務員がCOVIDの安全性を守っていなかったことが判明

PROTOCOLS AND CRUISE WENT OFF ON THEM.

PROTOCOLSとCRUISEは、彼らの上にオフになりました。

AT ONE POINT SAYING QUOTE IF I SEE YOU DOING THIS YOU ARE

ある時点では、私はあなたがこれをやっているのを見たら、あなたがそうであることを引用しています。

[BLEEP] GONE.

逝ってしまった

HAVE YOU HEARD THE AUDIO?

HAVE YOU HEARD THE AUDIO?

HAVE YOU HEARD ITNESSZ.

HAVE YOU HEARD ITNESSZ.

>> Reggie: NO.

>> レジー：いいえ。

>> James: IT IS FANTASTIC.

>> ジェームズそれは素晴らしいです。

HE GOES OFF, HAVE YOU HEARD IT, IAN.

HE GOES OFF, HAVE YOU HEARD IT, IAN.

>> I HAVE LISTENED TO IT EIGHT TIMES SINCE THE MONOLOGUE

>> I HAVE LISTENED TO IT EIGHT TIMES SINCE THE MONOLOGUE

STARTED.

STARTED.

>> James: YEAH, I GENUINELY IT GOT ME FIRED UP.

>> ジェームスそう、私はそれが私を奮い立たせた。

I WAS LIKE YES, IT'S GREAT.

私は「はい、それは素晴らしい」と思っていました。

START TALKING ABOUT HOW, YOU KNOW, WITH PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

START TALKING ABOUT HOW, YOU KNOW, WITH PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

LOSE THEIR JOBS.

LOSE THEIR JOBS.

IF THIS FILM SHUTS DOWN.

もしこの映画が売れなくなったら

HE REALLY GOES OFF ON THEM.

彼は本当に彼らに夢中になっている。

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TOM CRUISE IS A TOUGH BUT FAIR STEP DAD WE ALL

I DIDN'DEN TIDN EVEN KNOW TOM CRUISE IS A TOUGH BUT FAIR STEP DAD WE ALL.

NEED RIGHT NOW.

NEED RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE LIVING IN STRANGE TIMES WHEN THE MOST

あなたは、私たちが最も重要な時代に生きていることを知っていますか？