WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

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LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

ジョン・バチステに挨拶しよう

HELLO, JON!

ハロー、ジョン！

HEY, JON, TELL ME ABOUT "PLAY ON LIVE" TONIGHT.

HEY, JON, TELL ME ABOUT "PLAY ON LIVE" TONIGHT.

>> Jon: OH, YEAH.

>>ジョン。ああ、そうだ。

>> Stephen: YOU WERE ON THE CBS TONIGHT WITH "THE PLAY ON

>> スティーブン：あなたはCBSの今夜の「プレイ・オン・プレイ」に出演していました。

LIVE."

LIVE."

TELL ME ABOUT THAT.

それについて教えてくれ

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT, WITH MY FRIEND EMILY KING AND SARAH

>> ジョンそうだよ、僕の友達のエミリー・キングとサラと一緒にね

BERRALIS.

BERRALIS.

WE DID A SONG WITH MANY GREAT ARTISTS AND IT BENEFITTED THE

偉大な芸術家たちと一緒に歌を作って、それが利益になった。

N.A.A.C.P. LEGAL DEFENSE FUND, AND AN ORGANIZATION I HAVE BEEN

N.A.A.C.P. LEGAL DEFENSE FUND, AND ORGANIZATION I've been been.

INVOLVED WITH AND A FRIEND OF FOR MAN YEARS, THE LAST FIVE,

INVOLVED WITH AND A FRIEND OF FOR MAN YEARS, THE LAST FIVE,

SIX YEARS.

SIX YEARS.

WE PLAYED A CURTIS MAYFIELD SONG WITH THE IMPRESSIONS.

WE PLAYED A CURTIS MAYFIELD SONG WITH THE IMPRESSIONS.

BEFORE IT WAS JUST CURTIS.

以前はカーティスだけだった

♪ PEOPLE GET READY THERE'S A TRAIN A-COMING ♪

♪ PEOPLE GET READY THERE'S A TRAIN A-COMING ♪

WE DID THAT AND IT WAS KILLING.

私たちはそれをしたし、それは殺していた。

STEVE ON THE DRUMS.

STEVE ON THE DRUMS.

IT WAS GREAT.

良かったです。

I WAS SO HAPPY WITH IT.

私はそれでとても幸せでした。

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU, JON.

>> スティーブン：JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU, JON.

FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME PICKING THE TIMELIEST

皆さん、ご存知のように、私は多くの時間を費やして、最もタイムリーなものを選ぶことに費やしています。

STORY APPLES, GRINDING THEM INTO THE PERFECT TOPICAL EXTRACT AND

STORY APPLES, GRINDING THEM INTO THE PERFECT TOPICAL EXTRACT AND

MIXING IT WITH CINNAMON, MAPLE SYRUP, ALLSPICE AND OTHER

シナモン、メープルシロップ、オールスパイスなどとの混合

SEASONALLY-APT AROMATICS TO BREW THE GOURMET ARTISANAL HOT APPLE

SEASONALLY-APT AROMATICS TO BREW THE GOURMET ARTISANAL HOT APPLE

CIDER MUG THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

CIDER MUG THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I DUMP SOME APPLE SHASTA AND GRAIN

しかし、たまにはリンゴのシャスターと穀物を捨てることもあります。

ALCOHOL INTO A ONE-GALLON ZIPLOC BAG, ADD SOME CRUSHED UP FRUIT

1ガロンのジップロックバッグにアルコールを入れて、クラッシュしたフルーツを追加します。

BITS I PICKED OUT OF OLD FIG NEWTONS, AND THE RIND OF A

古いフィグ・ニュートンズから拾ってきたものと、骨の髄まで。

JACK-O'-LANTERN LEFT OUTSIDE SINCE HALLOWEEN, TOSS IN SOME

JACK-O'LANTERN LEFT OUTSIDE SINCE HALLOWEEN, TOSS IN SOME.

YEAST, AND FERMENT IT UNDER MY MATTRESS, THEN STRAIN IT THROUGH

酵母をマットレスの下で発酵させて糸で縛って

A SOCK TO CREATE THE CONTRABAND TOILET-HOOCH OF NEWS THAT IS MY

A SOCK TO CREATE THE CONTRABAND TOILET-HOOCH OF NEWS THAT IS MY

SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!" QUARANTINE-WHILE, ACCORDING TO A

SEGMENT."QUARANTINE-WHILE！""QUARANTINE-WHILE" "ACCORDING TO A

NEW STUDY, YOUR DOG DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

NEW STUDY, YOUR DOG DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT.

話をしています。

YOU CAN SEE ALL THE DETAILS IN THE PRESTIGIOUS "NEW ENGLAND

YOU CAN SEE ALL THE DETAILS IN THE PRESTIGIOUS "NEW ENGLAND

JOURNAL OF THAT'S WHAT WE ASSUMED."

"私たちが思い込んでいたこと"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A PHYSICIST DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO MAKE

物理学者が発見した新しい作り方

CHEAP N-95 MASKS BY USING A COTTON CANDY MACHINE.

COTTON CANDY MACHINEを使用したCHEAP N-95 MASKS。

THAT IS AWESOME.

それは素晴らしい。

BUT HOT TIP: DON'T EAT YOUR MASK AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO ON THE

しかし、ホットなヒント：あなたのマスクを食べて、すぐに上に行くしないでください。

TILT-A-WHIRL, OR ELSE YOU KNOW THAT THING'S COMING RIGHT BACK

TILT-A-WHIRL, OR ELSE YOU KNOW THAT THING'S COMING RIGHT BACK

UP.

UPします。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, FOLLOWING A REPORT FROM THE FRENCH MILITARY

QUARANTINE-WHILE, FOLLOWING A REPORT FROM THE FRENCH MILITARY

ETHICS COMMITTEE, THE FRENCH ARMY GOT AN ETHICAL GO-AHEAD TO

倫理委員会 フランス軍は倫理的な目標を持っている

CREATE BIONIC SOLDIERS AND NOW HAVE PERMISSION TO DEVELOP

CREATE BIONIC SOLDIERS AND NOW HAVE PERMISSION TO DEVELOP

"AUGMENTED SOLDIERS," BUT HAS FORBIDDEN ANY MODIFICATION THAT

"AUGMENTED SOLDIERS "だが、そのような変更を禁じている

WOULD AFFECT A SOLDIER'S SENSE OF "HUMANITY."

兵士の "人間性 "の感覚に影響を与えるだろう

ALWAYS COMFORTING TO SEE "HUMANITY" IN QUOTES.

人間性」を見るといつも癒されます。引用します。

NOTHING TO "WORRY" ABOUT, WE'VE REALLY "THOUGHT" THIS THROUGH,

何も "心配 "することはありません、私たちはこれまで本当に "考えた "ことがあります。

SO FEEL FREE TO LET DOWN YOUR "DEFENSES."

遠慮なく "防御 "を放棄してくれ

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

しかし、それだけではありません。

FURTHER EXAMPLES OF BANNED MODIFICATIONS INCLUDE COGNITIVE

FURTHER EXAMPLES OF BANNED MODIFICATIONS INCLUDE COGNITIVE

IMPLANTS THAT WOULD AFFECT THE EXERCISE OF A SOLDIER'S FREE

兵士の自由の行使に影響を与える移植品

WILL.

WILL.

SO, EVERYBODY OUT THERE WORRIED THEY ARE GOING TO BUILD A

だから、その場にいる全員が、自分たちの家を建てようとしていることを心配していた。

TERMINATOR, CALM DOWN.

ターミナル、落ち着け

IT'S GOING TO BE "LE TERMINATEUR!"

IT'S GOING TO BE "LE TERMINATEUR!"

NOW, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE CONSOLIDATED PETROLEUM AND HUMOR

NOW, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE CONSOLIDATED PETROLEUM AND HUMOR

PRODUCTS" SOMETIMES COME ACROSS SO MANY PENIS-RELATED STORIES,

製品」は、時には多くのペニス関連のストーリーに出くわすことがあります。

WE HAVE TO CORRAL THEM IN OUR GROIN-FOCUSED "QUARANTINE-WHILE"

WE HAVE TO CORRAL THEM IN OUR GROIN-FOCUSED "QUARANTINE-WHILE"

SUB SEGMENT: "PEEN-WHILE."

"ＰＥＮ-ＷＨＩＬＥ"

PEEN-WHILE, NEW FOOTAGE FROM CENTRAL CHINA SHOWS ANOTHER

PEEN-WHILE, NEW FOOTAGE FROM CENTRAL CHINA SHOWS ANOTHER

REASON THEY HAVE BECOME OUR MOST FORMIDABLE ENEMY.

理由は、彼らが私たちの最も強力な敵になったからです。

>> WANG LIUTAI IS NO ORDINARY KUNG FU MASTER.

>> 仝それにしても、このようなことをしているのか。

THE 65-YEAR-OLD PRACTICES A UNIUE AND EXCRUCIATING-LOOKING

65歳の人は、独自の優れたルッキングを実践しています。

TYPE OF MARTIAL ARTS KNOWN AS "IRON CROTCH KUNG FU."

TYPE OF MARTIAL ARTS KNOWN AS "IRON CROTCH KUNG FU."

ITS MOST FAMOUS TECHNIQUE INVOLVES SWINGING A

その最も有名な技術は、スイングを含む

STEEL-PLATE-CAPPED, TWO-METER- LONG LOG THROUGH THE AIR TO

鋼板板で覆われた、空気を通って 2 メートルの長いログ

SMASH INTO A MAN'S CROTCH.

男の胸を叩き潰せ

>> Stephen: PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO'S EVER SAID, "I LOVE MARTIAL

>> スティーブン今までに "I LOVE MARTIAL "と言った人に最適です。

ARTS, BUT THERE JUST AREN'T ENOUGH NUT SHOTS.

芸術だが、ナッツショットが足りない。

SOMETIMES I LEAVE A SPARRING LESSION, AND MY GROIN ISN'T

時々、私はスパーリングセッションを残して、私の胃腸はありません

BLACK AND BLUE.

黒と青。

IT'S LIKE, WHAT AM I DOING THIS FOR?"

"何のためにやってるんだろう？"って感じだな

ALSO, THAT'S A LOT OF EFFORT JUST TO GET HIT IN THE NUTS.

また、それはナッツでヒットを取得するだけで、多くの努力です。

BUDDY'S GOT A BEAM TRESTLE, CHAIN RIGGING, FORESTRY... I

BUDDY'S GOT A BEAM TRESTLE, CHAIN RIGGING, FORESTRY...I

KNOW FOR A FACT THAT, WHETHER YOU ASKED FOR IT OR NOT, YOU CAN

KNOW FOR A FACT THAT, WHETHER YOU ASKED FOR IT OR NOT, YOU CAN

GET THE SAME EFFECT FROM A 10-YEAR-OLD WITH A NERF GUN.

放影銃を持つ10歳児から同じ効果を得る。

PROPONENTS OF IRON CROTCH KUNG FU INSIST THAT NOTHING

鉄の十字拳の提唱者は、何もしないと主張する。

BEATS A GOOD TREE TO THE GROIN.

良い木を腹に叩きつける。

AS ONE PUT IT, "WHEN YOU PRACTICE IRON CROTCH KUNG FU, AS

ある人が言ったように、「あなたがアイアンクロッチ拳法を練習するとき、として

LONG AS YOU PUSH YOURSELF, YOU WILL FEEL GREAT."

LONG AS YOU PUSH YOURSELF, YOU WILL FEEL GREAT."

YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH YOURSELF.

自分を追い込むんだ

WHICH RAISES A QUESTION: WHO SUSPENDS A LOG FROM A CHAIN,

WHICH RAISES A QUESTION: WHO SUSPENDS A LOG FROM A CHAIN,

POSITIONS HIMSELF INSIDE THE LOG'S PROJECTED PARABOLA, AND

LOG'S PROJECTED PARABOLAの中に自分を位置づける。

THEN DECIDES TO PHONE IT IN?

それで電話することにしたのか？

STILL, THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME OF YEAR TO TAKE UP CROTCH-FU,

STILL, THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME OF YEAR TO TAKE UP CROTCH-FU,

BECAUSE YOU'LL FINALLY HAVE A USE FOR YOUR TREE BEYOND

BECAUSE YOU'LL FINALLY HAVE A USE FOR YOUR TREE BEYOND

CHRISTMAS.

クリスマス

RIGHT IN THE JINGLE BELLS!

RIGHT IN THE JINGLE BELLS!

PEEN-WHILE, A RUSSIAN AIRLINE OFFICIAL WAS FIRED FOR CREATING

密かにロシアの航空会社の職員が解雇されました

A PENIS-SHAPED FLIGHT DETOUR.

A PENIS-SHAPED FLIGHT DETOUR.

FUN FACT: "PENIS-SHAPED FLIGHT DETOUR" WAS THE NAME OF MY

FUN FACT: "PENIS-SHAPED FLIGHT DETOUR" WAS THE NAME OF MY

JEFFERSON AIRPLANE COVER BAND.

JEFFERSON AIRPLANE COVER BAND.

AND I WOULD HATE TO BE ON THAT PLANE:

飛行機には乗りたくないわ

"UHH, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

"うっ、これはあなたのキャプテンが話しています。

NORMALLY WE'D BE STARTING OUR DESCENT, BUT I'M GONNA TAKE A

普通なら出発するところだが、俺は出発する。

BEAT TO DRAW A GIANT SKY DONG.

ビートでジャイアントスカイドンを描く。

IT WILL DELAY US SIGNIFICANTLY, BUT IT WILL BE HILARIOUS--

それは私たちを著しく遅らせるでしょうが、 しかし、それはヒラリアリスティックなものになるでしょう...

I REPEAT, HILARIOUS."

"繰り返します ヒラリアウス"

ANYWAY, HOW ANATOMICALLY ACCURATE CAN A PENIS DRAWN USING

とにかく、どのように解剖学的に正確にペニスを描くことができます。

A FLIGHT PATH BE-- WOW.

A FLIGHT PATH BE...

ALSO, GIVEN THE TEMPERATURE AT 30,000 FEET, VERY IMPRESSIVE.

また、30,000フィートの温度を与えられて、非常に印象的です。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IT'S OFFICIAL: HARRISON FORD WILL RETURN IN A

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IT'S OFFICIAL: HARRISON FORD WILL RETURN IN A

FIFTH "INDIANA JONES" MOVIE.

FIFTH「INDIANA JONES」MOVIE。

DESPITE BEING 78-YEARS-OLD, SO, IN THE SUMMER OF 2022, LOOK

78歳にもかかわらず、だから、2022年の夏には、見てください。

FORWARD TO "INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF SOUP," FOLLOWED UP

"インディアナ・ジョーンズとスープの神殿 "に続く

BY "INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST ARK, BUT IT WAS ON TOP OF HIS

インディアナ・ジョーンズと失われたアーク、しかしそれは彼の上にあった。

HEAD THE WHOLE TIME."

HEAD THE WHOLE TIME."

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN.

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