Butthat's notevenwhatgotitformeisthenyouhappentobeattheimprovonMelroseAnd I wasdoing I wasgoingonlast, and I wassohappythatyouweretherebecausethisiswhateverybodythinks.
I don't thinktheywouldhavelaughedif I hadn't donesomethingsortoffumblingbumblinguptop, andthatactuallyincludedhow I lookedlikeif I waswearing a suitorsomethingand I said, I don't knowifyoucouldtell I'm not a coolguy.
ThenonsmokingqueenthingwaswhenJohnMulaneyheand I weretouringtogetheron I wascheckinginto a hotelandthisisjustreallytheysaidOneofourroomsis a nonsmokingqueenand I went, That's May, andthat's whenJohnsaid, You'relike a fundad.
It's likegrabbing a leverorsomethinglikeit's thisthingand I haven't touchedit.
レバーを掴むとか、こんなもんだから触ってないんだよ。
Thewholeset, No, forthemostpart, anditalmostlookslike a dancepartnerlikeyou'retakingitlikeyou'regonnadipitandthenitgivesyouthislikeitalsofeelslike a weapon.
Craziestthingaboutthisjokeisthatitwas a freshtake.
このジョークの中で一番クレイジーなのは、それが新鮮なテイクだったことだ。
Likewhen I say I haveGoogleonmyphone.
スマホでグーグルを持っていると言った時のように。
Thatwaskindof a newerthingthatmeantlike I have a fancyphone.
それはちょっと新しい意味で、私は派手な携帯電話を持っているような意味でした。
AndonLee, probably 33% ofthecrowdprobablyhad a smartphoneatthattime.
そしてリーについては、おそらく33%の人が当時スマホを持っていたと思われます。
Soitwaslikebreakingnews.
速報みたいな感じだったんですね。
Like I I especiallywhen I firststartedtellingthejoke.
私のように、私は特に私が最初に冗談を言い始めたとき、私のように。
I haveliterallybeeninbedinthemorningalone, justlike, where's TomPettyfrom?
私は文字通り朝から一人でベッドに入っていた、トム・ペティはどこから来たんだ?
Mm.
うむ
But I feelnothingbecausetherewasnotimetonotknow.
でも、知らない時間はなかったので、何も感じません。
Listentome, therewas a time, and I don't meantogetallAndyRooneyonyou, buttherewas a timethatifyoudidn't knowwhereTomPettywasfrom, youjustdidn't knowonyoufeltthatyearningandthatdeficitinyourbeingandyou'd goaroundandaskactualpeoplelike, Where's TomPettyfrom?
This'llwasthefirstsortofjokethat I waslike, I willnotforgethow I feelaboutsmartphonesandGooglebecause I careandandthat's wherethegrabbingthemicandthat's when I'm yelling.
It's thattheconversationleadstomeetingsomeonebecausenotknowingleadsyoutogoingupto a womanin a shirtsothatthatwaslikeThat's when I realizeditwas a bit, youknow, youhad a rantandthenyouwerelike, Oh, there's a momentwherethey'llthey'llclap?
E neverthoughtthatthisthatwouldleadtoallthethingsthatwe'vedonetogether, andthatdoesn't includeouryouknow, ourdatestoindustryeventswhereyou'vebeenplusoneJPalwaysbroughtmeisthisplusone.
Anditwasatthatpartythat I firsttalkedwithJetJohnApatow, whoendedupproducing, andJuddwas a fanofthePeathomeshow, so I don't knowif I'lleverbeabletodoit.
Youreallyneedsomeonethatgoes, I likethisguywhenyou'rejust a comedian, youknow, sweatingitoutattheimprovlabonMelroseand J P says, Let's givethisguy a shot.