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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME.

    >> スティーブンようこそ

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    紳士淑女の皆さん 私はあなたのホスト スティーブン・コルバートです

  • TOMORROW MARKS ONE MONTH SINCE THE ELECTION, AND THE PRESIDENT

    明日は選挙から1ヶ月を迎え、大統領は

  • HAS SPENT THAT ENTIRE TIME THROWING A LOUD, PANTS-FILLING

    その間ずっと大きな音を立ててパンツを投げていた

  • TANTRUM.

    タントラム

  • IF WE DON'T CHANGE PRESIDENTS SOON, HE'S GOING TO GET A RASH.

    すぐに大統領を変えないと 彼は激怒するぞ

  • I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S INSTALLMENT OF OUR

    今夜のインストルメントで詳しくお伝えします。

  • NEVER-ENDING SEGMENT...

    NEVER-ENDING SEGMENT...

  • >> ♪ DUMP! DUMP! DUMP!

    >> ♪DUMP!DUMP!DUMP!

  • ILLEGAL MASSIVE DUMPS!

    ILLEGAL MASSIVE DUMPS!

  • ♪ I'M A DOPE, PROUD BOYEEEE! ♪

    ♪ I'M A DOPE, PROUDYEEEEEE!♪

  • >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE"

    >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE"

  • >> Stephen: WOOO!

    >> スティーブンうわー!

  • THE PRESIDENT'S COMPLAINTS ABOUT FAKE ELECTION FRAUD ARE MORE

    THE PRESIDENT'S COMPLAINTS ABOUT FAKE ELECTION FRAUD ARE MORE

  • THAN JUST RECREATIONAL WHINING.

    ただの娯楽的な泣き言ではありません。

  • IN FACT, HIS REFUSAL TO CONCEDE IS SEEN BY SOME OF HIS

    実際には、彼の譲歩への拒絶は、彼の一部に見られています。

  • FOLLOWERS AS A CALL TO ARMS, WHICH HAS MADE FOR A DANGEROUS

    フォロワーは、危険なのために作られている武器を呼び出すように

  • SITUATION DOWN IN GEORGIA, WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN MANY THREATS OF

    SITUATION DOWN IN GEORGIA, WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN MANY THREATS OF

  • VIOLENCE, INCLUDING AGAINST A 20-YEAR-OLD VOTING SYSTEM

    20年前の投票システムを含む暴力

  • CONTRACTOR WHO WAS TARGETED BY SOMEONE WHO HUNG A NOOSE AND

    誰が鼻を吊るして誰かに狙われた請負業者

  • DECLARED THAT THE WORKER SHOULD BE "HUNG FOR TREASON," AND

    DECLARED THAT THE WORKER SHOULD BE "HUNG FOR TREASON," AND

  • CARAVANS OF HORN-HONKING MAGA SUPPORTERS CONSTANTLY PARADING

    CARAVANS OF HORN-HONKING MAGA SUPPORTERS CONSTANTLY PARADING

  • PAST SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD RAFFENSPERGER'S PRIVATE

    ブラッド・ラッフェンスペルガー元州務長官のプライベート

  • RESIDENCE.

    居住地。

  • WELL, THAT CARAVAN FINALLY SHOWED UP, AND THE PRESIDENT WAS

    ようやくキャラバンが現れて大統領が現れた

  • RIGHT-- IT'S FULL OF BAD HOMBRES LOOKING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.

    我が国を破壊しようとしている ろくでなしの家庭で一杯だ

  • WELL, IN RESPONSE, YESTERDAY, ONE OF GEORGIA'S TOP ELECTION

    さて、それに応えて、昨日、ジョージア州のトップ選挙の一つは

  • OFFICIALS, GABRIEL STERLING, A REPUBLICAN, GAVE AN EMOTIONAL

    共和党のガブリエル・スターリングが 感情的な発言をした

  • PRESS CONFERENCE.

    PRESS CONFERENCE.

  • >> I'M GOING TO DO MY BEST TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, BECAUSE IT HAS

    >> >> 私は最善を尽くして、それを維持するつもりです。

  • >> I'M GOING TO DO MY BEST TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, BECAUSE IT HAS

    >> >> 私は最善を尽くして、それを維持するつもりです。

  • ALL GONE TOO FAR, ALL OF IT.

    遠くに行ってしまった、全てのことを。

  • A 20-SOMETHING TECH IN GWINNETT COUNTY TODAY HAS DEATH THREATS

    今日のGWINNETT郡の20-SOMETHING TECHは死の危険性を持っています。

  • AND A NOOSE PUT OUT, SAYING HE SHOULD BE HUNG FOR TREASON

    違法行為で絞首刑にされるべきだと言って 吐き出された鼻を

  • BECAUSE HE WAS TRANSFERRING A REPORT ON BATCHES FROM AN E.M.S.

    E.M.S.からのバッチの報告書を 転送していたからです

  • TO A COUNTY COMPUTER SO HE COULD READ IT.

    TO A COUNTY COMPUTER SO HE COULD READ IT.

  • IT HAS TO STOP.

    止めなければならない

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING UP.

    >> スティーブン:話してくれてありがとう。

  • UNFORTUNATELY, WE KNOW HOW THINGS END WHEN YOU TELL THE

    UNFORTUNATELY, WE KNOW HOW THINGS END WHEN YOU TELL THE

  • PRESIDENT TO STOP: $130,000 CHECK, BUT ONLY IF THE ENTIRE

    13万ドルの小切手、しかし、すべての場合にのみ、停止する大統領:

  • STATE OF GEORGIA SIGNS AN N.D.A.

    STATE OF GEORGIA SIGNS AN N.D.A.

  • ANYWAY THE SPEECH BLEW UP YESTERDAY AND THIS GEORGIAN

    ANYWAY THE SPEECH BLEW UP YESTERDAY AND THIS GEORGIAN

  • ELECTION OFFICIAL WAS PRAISED FOR HIS COURAGE, HIS CLARITY,

    ELECTION OFFICIAL WAS PRAISED FOR HIS COURAGE, HIS CLARITY,

  • AND HIS CALL FOR CIVILITY.

    そして、彼の市民への呼びかけ。

  • AND THE PRESIDENT HEARD THAT AND POPPED OPEN A CAN OF SUCK IT.

    そして、大統領はそれを聞いて、サックイットの缶を開けた。

  • TODAY AROUND 4:00 EASTERN CRAZY TIME, THE PRESIDENT POSTED A

    TODAY AROUND 4:00 EASTERN CRAZY TIME, THE PRESIDENT POSTED A

  • CONSPIRACY THEORY-FILLED RANT ON FACEBOOK-- NO PRESS, NO

    CONSPIRACY THEORY-FILLED RANT ON FACEBOOK-- NO PRESS, NO

  • QUESTIONS.

    QUESTIONS.

  • NOT EVEN THE MEDIATING LOWER THIRD GRAPHICS OF CABLE NEW.

    新しいケーブルの中央下部第3図ではありません。

  • JUST UNCUT, CRAZY PACKED INTO A STRAW AND BLOWN RIGHT INTO THE

    JUST UNCUT, CRAZY PACKED INTO A STRAW AND BLOWN RIGHT INTO THE

  • BRAIN STEM OF THE KAMIKAZE MAGA DEAD-ERNDS.

    かみかぜマガDEAD-ERNDSの脳幹。

  • AND HE STARTED WITH THIS: >> THIS MAY BE THE MOST

    AND HE STARTED WITH THIS: >> THIS MAY BE THE MOST

  • IMPORTANT SPEECH I'VE EVER MADE.

    今までで最も重要なスピーチだ

  • >> Stephen: I THINK YOU MISREAD ONE WORD, MR. PRESIDENT.

    >> スティーブン一つの言葉を読み違えたようだな大統領

  • IT MAY BE THE MOST "IMPOTENT" SPEECH YOU EVER MADE.

    IT MAY BE THE MOST "IMPOTENT" SPEECH YOU EVER MADE.

  • BECAUSE IT WAS JUST ANOTHER RAMBLING MASS OF LIES THAT

    なぜなら、それはただの嘘の塊のような 騒々しいものだったからです。

  • LASTED A FULL 46 MINUTES.

    46分も続いた。

  • MY BIG COMPLAINT: HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS A WEEK AGO, NOT

    私の大きな不満:彼は一週間前にこれをすべきだったのではなく、一週間前にこれをすべきだった。

  • BECAUSE HE SAID ANYTHING WORTH HEARING, BUT AT LEAST THE PEOPLE

    彼は聞く価値のあることを何でも言ったから、しかし、少なくとも人々は。

  • WHO CANCELLED A BIG FAMILY THANKSGIVING COULD HAVE

    大家族の感謝祭をキャンセルした人が持っている可能性があります。

  • PRETENDED THEY WERE STILL EATING WITH THEIR RACIST UNCLE.

    彼らはまだ人種差別主義者の叔父さんと 食事をしているように見えました

  • AND HE. BROUGHT. PROPS.

    そして彼は買ってきたプロップスを

  • >> IN WISCONSIN, AS AN EXAMPLE, WHERE WE WERE WAY UP ON ELECTION

    >> ウィスコンシン州では、例として、選挙での順位が高くなっていました。

  • NIGHT, THEY ULTIMATELY HAD US MIRACULOUSLY LOSING BY 20,000

    夜、彼らは奇跡的に2万ドルの損失を出した

  • VOTES.

    投票します。

  • AND I CAN SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE THAT WISCONSIN, WE'RE LEADING

    AND I CAN SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE THAT WISCONSIN, WE'RE LEADING

  • BY A LOT.

    かなりの確率で

  • AND THEN, AT 3:42 IN THE MORNING, THERE WAS THIS.

    そして、朝の3時42分に、こんなことがあった。

  • IT WAS A MASSIVE DUMP OF VOTES.

    大規模な票の浪費でした。

  • >> Stephen: AGAIN WITH THE MASSIVE DUMPS?

    >> スティーブンまた大量の馬鹿と一緒に?

  • BUT GIVEN HIS CHEESEBURGER AT BEDTIME, 3:42 IN THE MORNING

    BUT GIVEN HIS CHEESEBURGER AT BEDTIME, 3:42 IN THE MORNING

  • SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR HIM.

    SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR HIM.

  • THE PRESIDENT ALSO LAID OUT SOME PRETTY INTERESTING THEORIES.

    大統領はまた、いくつかの非常に興味深い理論を示した。

  • >> ALSO, IN ARIZONA, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL ANNOUNCED THAT

    >> また、アリゾナ州では、法務長官が発表した。

  • MAIL-IN BALLOTS HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM MAILBOXES AND HIDDEN UNDER

    郵便投票用紙が郵便受けから盗まれ、下に隠されていた。

  • A ROCK.

    A ROCK.

  • >> Stephen: "HIDDEN UNDER A ROCK"?

    >> スティーブン:「HIDDEN UNDER A ROCK」?

  • IN ARIZONA?

    アリゾナで?

  • IN THE DESERT?

    砂漠の中で?

  • DID A FAST BIRD GOING "MEEP MEEP" DO THIS AND YOU TRIED

    "ミープミープミープ "と鳴いていますこれをやってみて、試してみて

  • TO CHASE THE BIRD, AND YOU RAN INTO A PAINTING OF A TUNNEL ON

    鳥を追いかけるために、そしてあなたは、トンネルの絵に走った。

  • THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN?

    山の側面?

  • BY THE WAY, IF YOU RUN OFF A CLIFF, YOU'LL BE FINE, AS LONG

    BY THE WAY, IF YOU RUN OFF A CLIFF, YOU'LL BE FINE, AS LONG

  • AS YOU DON'T LOOK DOWN.

    下を見ないでください。

  • SHOWING A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF SELF-AWARENESS, THE PRESIDENT

    驚くほどの自意識の高さを見せた大統領

  • EVEN KNEW HOW POORLY HIS STUPIDITY WOULD BE RECEIVED.

    EVEN KNEW HOW POORLY HIS STUPIDITY WOULD BE RECEIVED.

  • >> EVEN WHAT I'M SAYING NOW WILL BE DEMEANED AND DISPARAGED,

    >> 今私が言っていることでさえも、非難され、嫌悪されるでしょう。

  • BUT THAT'S OKAY.

    でも、それでいいんです。

  • >> Stephen: WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S OKAY.

    >> スティーブンまあ、それさえ良ければね。

  • YOU'RE A PETTY, ANGRY MAN, YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE AND HAVE

    あなたは、小心者で、怒りっぽい男だから、決して受け取ることはできないし、持っていることもない。

  • NEVER DESERVED.

    NEVER DESERVED.

  • AND IN 50 DAYS, YOU'LL BE OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, WITHOUT THE

    そして50日後には ホワイトハウスから出てくる

  • PROTECTIONS OF EXECUTIVE POWER, AND NO COURT IS GOING TO UPHOLD

    執行力の保護と法廷での行使は認められていない

  • YOU PARDONING YOURSELF.

    自分を許しているのか?

  • PLUS, YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.

    PLUS, YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.

  • AND HERE'S THE THING: ALL THE CONTESTED STATES ARE NOW

    AND HERE'S THE THING: ALL THE CONTESTED STATES ARE NOW

  • CERTIFIED.

    CERTIFIED。

  • IT'S OVER.

    終わりだ

  • AND STILL, STILL REPUBLICANS ARE TERRIFIED TO SPEAK THAT BASIC

    今でも、今でも、まだ、まだ、共和党員は、基本的なことを話すことを恐れています。

  • TRUTH.

    真実だ

  • TAKE G.O.P. SENATOR AND ORVILLE REDENBACHER AFTER LASIK, RON

    レーシック後の上院議員とオルビル・レデンバッハ、ロン

  • JOHNSON.

    ジョンソン

  • IN A PHONE CALL TWO AND A HALF WEEKS AGO, JOHNSON REPORTEDLY

    IN A PHONE CALL TWO AND A HALF WEEKS AGO, JOHNSON REPORTEDLY

  • CONFESSED HE KNOWS BIDEN WON BUT WON'T ADMIT IT, BECAUSE IT WOULD

    彼はバイデンが勝ったことを知っているが それを認めようとしない なぜならそうなるからだ

  • BE "POLITICAL SUICIDE."

    BE "POLITICAL SUICIDE"

  • REALLY?

    本当に?

  • I WOULD SAY THE REAL POLITICAL SUICIDE IS REFUSING TO DISTANCE

    本当の政治的自殺は 距離を置くことを拒むことだと思う

  • YOURSELF FROM A PRESIDENT WHO HAS LOST AND IS WILLING TO

    負けた大統領から自分を取り戻す

  • DESTROY DEMOCRACY AND YOUR PARTY OUT OF SPITE.

    DESTROY DEMOCRACY AND YOUR PARTY OUT OF SPITE.

  • IT'S LIKE THE G.O.P. IS SAYING, "HEY, LET'S PLAY HANDS ON A HARD

    まるでG.O.P.が言っているように "HEY,LET'S PLAY HANDS ON A HARD

  • BODY ON THIS RUNNING PICKUP TRUCK INSIDE THE GARAGE.

    車庫の中のトラックの死体だ

  • NO ONE OPEN THE DOOR TO LET THE OXYGEN IN.

    誰もドアを開けずに OXYGENを入れた

  • THAT WOULD BE POLITICAL SUICIDE.

    それは政治的自殺だ

  • AND IT WOULD HURT THE TRUCK'S FEELINGS.

    そして、それはトラックの感情を傷つけるだろう。

  • SO SLEEPY!

    とても眠い!

  • PLUS, THE PRESIDENT KNOWS HE LOST!

    加えて、大統領は負けを知っている!

  • YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?

    私がどうやって知っているか知っていますか?

  • BECAUSE HE IS TAKING LEGAL PRECAUTIONS.

    彼が法的な注意を払っているからだ

  • WE HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT HE HAS DISCUSSED PARDONS FOR HIS THREE

    彼は3人のために恩赦を議論したと聞いています

  • ELDEST CHILDREN AND RUDY GIULIANI AND HIS SON-IN-LAW,

    ELDEST CHILDREN AND RUDY GIULIANI AND HIS SON-IN-LAW.

  • JARED KUSHNER.

    ジャレッド・カシュナー

  • NOW, THUS FAR, WE DON'T KNOW THE CRIMES THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE

    今のところ、これまでのところ、私たちは彼らがしている犯罪を知りません。

  • GUILTY OF, AND NEITHER DOES THE PRESIDENT.

    大統領は有罪で、どちらもしません。

  • HE WOULD BE SHIELDING THEM FROM PROSECUTION WITH WHAT ARE

    彼は彼らを罪状から守るために それが何なのかを知っていた

  • KNOWN AS PREEMPTIVE PARDONS.

    プリエンプティヴ・パードンとして知られています。

  • IT'S A CLASSIC MOVE.

    古典的な動きだ

  • ( AS HUSBAND ) "HONEY I WILL CERTAINLY TELL YOU

    ( 夫として ) "ハニー......私は確実にあなたに言うだろう

  • WHAT I DID WITH THE NEIGHBOR AFTER YOU FORGIVE ME.

    WHAT I DID WITH THE NEIGHBOR AFTER YOU FORGIVE ME.

  • DO YOU FORGIVE ME?

    DO YOU FORGIVE ME?

  • GOOD.

    GOOD.

  • NOW I WON'T TELL YOU, BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY FORGIVEN ME, AND

    今は言わないわ あなたはもう私を許してくれたし

  • IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IS THAT REALLY FORGIVENESS?"

    IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IS THAT REALLY FORGIVENESS?"

  • BUT IT DOES LEAD TO ONE OBVIOUS QUESTION: WHAT ARE THEY GUILTY

    BUT IT DOES LEAD TO ONE OBVIOUS QUESTION: WHAT ARE THEY GUILTY

  • OF?

    OF?

  • FOR SOME OF THEM, IT'S PRETTY EASY.

    彼らの中には、とても簡単なものもある。

  • JARED KUSHNER HAS LONG BEEN SUSPECTED OF SHADY FINANCIAL

    ジャレッド・カシュナーは以前から 疑われていましたが

  • DEALINGS, PLUS HE'S OBVIOUSLY SLENDER MAN.

    DEALINGS, PLUS HE'S OBVIOUSLY SLENDER MAN.

  • PROSECUTORS ARE INVESTIGATING DON JR. FOR FIRST-DEGREE

    PROSECUTORS ARE INVESTIGATING DON JR. FOR FIRST-DEGREE

  • DOUCHEBAG WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE.

    DOUCHEBAG WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE.

  • I BELIEVE IT GOES NICKEL BAG, DIME BAG, DOUCHEBAG.

    ニッケルバッグ、ダイムバッグ、ダッチバッグもある

  • AND IVANKA LOOKS LIKE MAYBE SHE SHOPLIFTS FOR THRILLS.

    そしてIVANKA LOOKS LIKE MAYBE SHOPLIFTS FOR THRILLS.

  • HOW ELSE DID SHE GET THAT CAN OF BEANS?

    どうやって豆の缶詰を手に入れたんだ?

  • I DON'T BELIEVE ERIC HAS VIOLATED ANY LAWS, BUT HE'S

    エリックが法を犯したとは思わないが、彼は法を犯した。

  • STILL GRATEFUL TO GET A PARDON.

    まだ恩赦を得られたことに感謝しています。

  • ( AS ERIC ) "THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT

    ( ERICとして) "これは最高のクリスマスプレゼントです。

  • THAT MY DAD HAS EVER GIVEN ME.

    父がこれまでに与えてくれたもの

  • ALSO, THE ONLY CHRISTMAS GIFT."

    "唯一のクリスマスプレゼント"

  • NOW, AS SOMEONE WHO HASN'T COMMITTED A LOT OF CRIME-- THAT

    さて、多くの犯罪を犯していない者として - それは

  • I KNOW OF-- A PREEMPTIVE BLANKET PARDON FOR EVERYTHING

    私が知っているのは...すべてのことに前もって準備された包括的な恩赦です。

  • YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE DONE SEEMS A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

    YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE DONE SEEMS A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

  • CRIME-ING IS LIKE DRINKING: IT'S A RED FLAG IF YOU DON'T KNOW

    CRIME-ING IS LIKE DRINKING: IT'S A RED FLAG IF YOU DON'T KNOW

  • EXACTLY HOW MANY DRINKS YOU'VE HAD OR CRIMES YOU'VE DONE.

    EXACTLY HOW MANY DRINKS YOU'VE HAD OR CRIMES YOU'VE DONE.

  • AND IN RUDY'S CASE, HOW MANY CRIMES YOU'VE DONE WHILE

    ルーディの場合は その間にどれだけの犯罪を犯したか

  • NOT KNOWING HOW MANY DRINKS YOU'VE HAD.

    NOT KNOWING HOW MANY DRINKS YOU'VE HAD.

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, UNLIKE THE KIDS, RUDY IS FACING SPECIFIC

    子供たちと違って ルーディは特別な事態に直面している

  • ALLEGATIONS.

    ALLEGATIONS.

  • THE F.B.I. IS REPORTEDLY INVESTIGATING GIULIANI'S

    FBIは ジュリアーニを調査しています

  • UKRAINE EFFORTS, INCLUDING HIS POSSIBLE TIES TO RUSSIAN

    ウクライナの活動、ロシアとの可能性のあるつながりも含めて

  • INTELLIGENCE.

    INTELLIGENCE.

  • ALTHOUGH, RUDY BELIEVES HE CAN PROVE IT'S ACTUALLY THE F.B.I.

    しかし、ルディは実際にはFBIだと証明できると信じています。

  • THAT'S CORRUPT, BASED ON SOME DOCUMENTS HE GOT FROM HIS

    それは間違っています 彼が彼から得た文書に基づいています

  • FRIENDS IN RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE.

    ロシアの知性の友だち

  • IT'S FUN TO GUESS WHICH MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATION DID WHAT,

    IT'S FUN TO GUESS WHICH MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATION DID WHAT,

  • WHICH IS WHY WE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE CREATED THIS FUN

    だからこそ、「ザ・レイトショー」の私たちは、このような楽しい作品を生み出したのです。

  • "CRIMINAL ACTIVITY PAGE."

    "CRIMINAL ACTIVITY PAGE"

  • FOR YOU TO DOWNLOAD.

    ダウンロードしてください。

  • ON THE LEFT, YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THE POTENTIAL PARDON-GETTERS,

    ON THE LEFT, YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THE POTENTIAL PARDON-GETTERS,

  • AND ON THE RIGHT, THERE'S A LIST OF CRIMES, LIKE MONEY

    右側に犯罪のリストがあるお金のような

  • LAUNDERING, TAX EVASION, AND SNORTING COKE OFF THE LAST

    打ち上げ、税金逃れ、最後にコークスをすすり落とす