WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

レイトショーへようこそ

LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

ジョン・バチステに挨拶しよう

JON, HELLO.

ジョン、こんにちは。

( WHISTLING ) I LOVE YOUR-- YOUR MUSICAL

( WHISTLING ) I LOVE YOUR-- YOUR MUSICAL

BIRD-LIKE LANGUAGE.

鳥のような言語。

JON, I GOTTA GIVE YOU A WARNING HERE.

ジョン、警告しておくよ

WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT IN THIS ACT OF THE SHOW IS FOR

この劇中で私たちが話すことは

MATURE AUDIENCES.

MATURE AUDIENCES.

NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT A MATURE PERSON, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE PURE

NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT A MATURE PERSON, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE PURE

AS THE DRIVEN SNOW.

AS THE DRIVEN SNOW.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO SCANDALIZE YOU, OKAY.

私はあなたをスキャンダルにしたくない。

BETTER A MILL STONE SHOULD BE TIED AROUND MY NECK AND CAST

ミルストーンは首に巻いてキャストするのがベターです。

INTO THE DEEPEST PART OF THE RIVER THAN ONE SHOULD SCANDALIZE

川の最深部に入り込むことは、一つはスキャンダルを起こすべきである。

HIS BAND LEADER.

HIS BAND LEADER.

>> Jon: OH!

>> ジョンOH!

I LIKE THE TWIST ON THAT.

私はそれをひねり出すのが好きです。

I LIKE THAT!

I LIKE THAT!

COME ON, MAN!

頑張れ！

>> Stephen: JUST KEEP IT IN MIND.

>> スティーブン心に留めておいてください。

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

>> Jon: I'M-- I'M FEELING LIKE I HAVE WHIPLASH.

>> 俺は...俺はウィプラッシュを持っているような気がする。

THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS FELT-- IT'S JUST SO MUCH TO PROCESS.

この1年は処理することが多すぎて...

IT'S FELT LIKE A QUICK SPIN, AND NOW THE INERTIA IS JUST-- MY

素早いスピンのように感じて 今ではインアーティアはただの - 私の

BODY HAS LANDED RIGHT HERE.

BODY HAS LANDED RIGHT HERE.

>> Stephen: I HAVE DONE SOME SAILING WHERE YOU GO TO SEA FOR

>> スティーブンあなたが海に行く場所では、私はいくつかのセーリングをしたことがあります。

A WEEK AND YOU COME BACK AND YOU'RE STILL BUT THE WHOLE WORLD

A WEEK AND YOU COME BACK AND YOU'RE STILL BUT THE WHOLE WORLD

IS MOVING.

移動しています。

THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW.

HE COULD BE LEAVING, AND THE VACCINE IS COMING.

彼は出て行くかもしれない VACCINEが来てる

I'M SWIMMING WITH THE POSSIBILITIES.

私は可能性と一緒に泳いでいます。

>> Jon: I'M REALLY HOPING IT IS OVER, WHATEVER THAT MEANS,

>> ジョン終わったことを願っています。

AND THAT THIS IS A NEW BEGINNING.

そして、これは新しい始まりです。

BUT, YOU KNOW, WE JUST GOT TO JUST TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME.

でもね、一日一日を大切にするしかないのよ

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING-- DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING

>> スティーブンあなたは何か持っていますか...何か持っていますか？

CALM THAT COULD-- THAT COULD TURN MY SOUL INTO A STILL SHIP

CALM THAT COULD-- THAT COULD TURN MY SOUL INTO A STILL SHIP

ON A SILENT SEA.

静かな海の上で

>> Jon: I LIKE WHAT YOU WERE DEALING WITH WHEN YOU HIT ME UP.

>> ジョン俺に連絡してきた時の話は好きだよ

YOU SAID...

あなたが言ったのは...

♪ ♪ ♪ 250 YEARS.

250年前

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> スティーブンうわー。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW

BEETHOVEN COULD SWING.

BEETHOVEN COULD SWING.

>> Jon: OH, YEAH.

>>ジョン。ああ、そうだ。

IT'S BEEN 250 YEARS.

250年ぶりだ

HE LEARNED A THING OR TWO, YOU KNOW.

彼は1つや2つを学んだ あなたは知っている

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> スティーブンジョン・バティステ、エブリバディ

THANK YOU, JON.

THANK YOU, JON.

>> Jon: OF COURSE.

>> ジョンもちろんだ

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, THE PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE, BUT

>> スティーブン：もちろん、パンデミックは怒りを継続しますが、。

THERE'S HOPE ON THE HORIZON.

"希望がある "と言っている

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON TRYING NOT TO CATCH IT IN TONIGHT'S

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON TRYING NOT TO CATCH IT IN TONIGHT'S

INSTALLMENT OF THIRD...

第三の取り付け...

>> THIS WILL BE A DECEMBER TO FUHGEDDABOUTIT!

>> >> これはDECEMBER TO FUHGEDDABOUTIT!

HEY I'M -- >> Stephen: GOOD ENOUGH.

スティーブンだGOOD ENOUGH.

TWO COMPANIES, MODERNA AND PFIZER, HAVE VACCINES THAT ARE

モデナ社とPFIZER社の2つの会社が VACCINESを保有しています。

TANTALIZINGLY CLOSE TO MARKET, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

魅惑的なほどに市場に近く、ちょうどホリデーシーズンに間に合います。

SO THIS YEAR'S FAVORITE STOCKING STUFFER IS GOING TO BE

SO THIS YEAR'S FAVORITE STOCKING STUFFER IS GOING TO BE

HYPODERMIC NEEDLES.

ハイポダームニードレス。

IN PREPARATION, YESTERDAY, THE C.D.C. CAME OUT WITH GUIDELINES

IN PREPARATION, YESTERDAY, THE C.D.C. CAME OUT WITH GUIDELINES

THAT SAY ONCE THEY'RE AVAILABLE, THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GET THE

THAT SAY ONCE THEY'RE AVAILABLE, THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GET THE

VACCINE WILL BE HEALTHCARE WORKERS AND PEOPLE IN NURSING

バクシンは医療従事者や看護師になります。

HOMES.

HOMES.

THAT'S GREAT NEWS, BECAUSE THESE DAYS, EVERYBODY'S SITTING ON THE

それは良いニュースだよ、今日は誰もが

COUCH IN THEIR SOFT CLOTHES WATCHING "WHEEL OF FORTUNE," SO,

ソフトな服を着て "運命の歯車 "を見ています

TECHNICALLY, WE'RE ALL IN NURSING HOMES.

TECHNICALLY, WE'RE ALL IN NURSING HOMES.

THEN, IN FEBRUARY OR MARCH, THE NEXT PRIORITY GROUPS ARE LIKELY

THEN, IN FEBRUARY OR MARCH, THE NEXT PRIORITY GROUPS ARE LIKELY

TO BE PEOPLE OVER 65.

65歳以上の人になること。

FINALLY, BY APRIL, OR JUNE, HEALTHY, NONESSENTIAL WORKERS

最終的には、4月か6月までには、健康的な、非センシティブな労働者。

YOUNGER THAN 65 WILL BEGIN RECEIVING THE VACCINE.

YOUNGER THAN 65 WILL BEGIN RECEIVING THE VACCINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

ACCORDING TO THE C.D.C., I'M YOUNG!

ACCORDING TO THE C.D.C., I'M YOUNG!

WOO!

WOO!

TIME TO FORTNITE AN ELECTRIC SCOOTER WHILE VAPING A DAB!

DABを吸っている間に電気スクーターをフォートナイトする時間!

WHO'S WAP, NOW?

誰がWAPなんだ？

ME?

私？

BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW.

本当に知らないからだ

WHAT A WAP IS.

"WAPとは何か

NOW, WE'VE ALL HEARD THE STORIES OF PEOPLE FLOUTING C.D.C.

今では、我々は皆、CDCに流出している人々の話を聞いています。

GUIDELINES TO COME TOGETHER EN MASSE FOR TRADITIONAL

伝統的なアンマッセのために団結するためのガイドライン

LATE-NOVEMBER GET-TOGETHERS.

深夜のGET-TOGETHERS。

I DON'T MEAN THANKSGIVING.

感謝祭じゃないよ

I'M TALKING ABOUT ORGIES-- WHAT IS THAT IMAGE?

組織の話をしてるんだけど...この画像は何？

WHAT-- OH!

WHAT-- OH!

OH, MY.

おやおや

BOTH ENVELOPE STUFFING.

BOTH ENVELOPE STUFFING.

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE APPARENTLY, A

( LAUGHTER ) BECAENTLY, A APARENTLY, Aから

"NEW ORLEANS SWINGERS EVENT BECAME A 'SUPERSPREADER' AFTER

"NEW ORLEANS SWINGERS EVENT BECAME A 'SUPERSPREADER' AFTER

41 ATTENDEES TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS."

"４１名の参加者がコロナウイルス陽性と判定された"

TECHNICALLY, EVERY ORGY INVOLVES "SUPER SPREADING."

TECHNICALLY, EVERY ORGY INVOLVES "SUPER SPREADING."

ALSO, LET'S LOOK AT THAT NUMBER AGAIN.

また、もう一度その数字を見てみましょう。

"41?" THAT'S INTERESTING, AN ODD

"41?"それは興味深いわね、オッド

NUMBER.

番号は？

THAT MEANS 20 COUPLES AND KARL.

20組のカップルとカールだ

( LAUGHTER ) THE EVENT IN QUESTION WAS

( LAUGHTER ) THE EVENT IN QUESTION WAS

THE ANNUAL "NAUGHTY IN N'AWLINS" SWINGERS GATHERING.

年に一度の "ナウジー・イン・ナウリンズ"スウィンガーズ・ギャザリング

OH, NO!

ダメだ！

BUT IF THIS CAN HAPPEN AT NAUGHTY IN N'AWLINS, IT CAN

でも、もしこれがナウリンズのナウジーで起こるなら、それは可能です。

HAPPEN ANYWHERE!

どこにいても起こる!

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, DIRTY IN DETROIT,

I'M LOOK AT YOU, DIRTY IN DETROIT.

DOMINATION IN DES MOINES, FLESH FEST IN FLAGSTAFF,

デ・モインズでのドミナシオン、フラッグスタフでのフレッシュフェスト。

BONE JAM IN BIRMINGHAM, AND BUTTE STUFF.

BONE JAM IN BIRMINGHAM, AND BUTTE STUFF.

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

EVERYONE, EXCEPT THE ORGANIZERS OF NAUGHTY IN N'AWLINS, WHO

ナウティ・イン・ナウリンズのオーガナイザーを除いて誰もが

THOUGHT THEY COULD CREATE GUIDELINES TO MAKE THE SAFE SEX

THOUGHT THEY COULD CREATE GUIDELINES TO MAKE THE SAFE SEX

EVENT SAFE FOR SEX.

セックスのための安全なイベント。

FOR EXAMPLE, THERE WAS NO DANCE FLOOR, SO ATTENDEES INSTEAD

例を挙げると、ダンスフロアがなかったので、出席者がいなかった。

SWAYED IN PLACE AT THEIR TABLES.

彼らのテーブルに座ったままで、スウェイしていた。

ELIMINATING DANCING TO KEEP YOUR SWINGERS' CONVENTION SAFE IS

ELIMINATING DANCING TO KEEP YOUR SWINGERS' CONVENTION SAFE IS

LIKE LEAVING THE SPRINKLES OFF YOUR ICE CREAM CONE BEFORE YOU

LIKE LEAVING THE SPRINKLES OFF YOUR ICE CREAM CONE BEFORE YOU

RUB IT ON YOUR JUNK.

RUB IT ON YOUR JUNK.

( LAUGHTER ) PARTICIPANTS WERE ALSO ASKED TO

( LAUGHTER ) PARTICIPANTS WERE ALSO ASKED TO

KEEP DETAILED DIARIES OF EVERYONE THEY HAD CONTACT WITH

KEEP DETAILED DIARIES OF EVERYONE THEY HAD CONTACT WITH

FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES AT THE CONVENTION, REGARDLESS OF

コンベンションで10分を超える時間があっても

WHETHER THAT CONTACT INVOLVED SEX, BECAUSE NOTHING SETS THE

WHETHER THAT CONTACT INVOLVED SEX, BECAUSE NOTHING SETS THE

MOOD AT AN ANONYMOUS FLESH PIT LIKE DETAILED WRITTEN RECORDS.

アノニモナスの巣穴でのムードは、まるで詳細に書かれたレコードのよう。

PLUS, IT WOULD BE FUN FOR YOUR GRANDKIDS TO FIND.

PLUS, IT WOULD BE FUN FOR YOUR GRANDKIDS TO FIND.

SURPRISINGLY, THE CITY WAS ON BOARD WITH THE EVENT.

SURPRISINGLY, THE CITY WAS ON BOARD WITH THE EVENT.

ONE NEW ORLEANS SPOKESMAN SAID THEY EXPECTED "FULL COMPLIANCE"

ONE NEW ORLEANS SPOKESMAN SAID THEY EXPECTED "FULL COMPLIANCE"

WITH SAFETY GUIDELINES.

安全ガイドライン付き。

THERE'S YOUR MISTAKE: NOT EVERYONE'S INTO FULL COMPLIANCE.

THERE'S YOUR MISTAKE: NOT EVERYONE'S INTO FULL COMPLIANCE.

SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY COMPLIANCE CURIOUS.

SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY COMPLIANCE CURIOUS.

AND SOME JUST LIKE TO STAND IN THE CORNER AND WATCH OTHER

隅っこに立って他の人を見るのが好きな人もいます

PEOPLE COMPLY.

PEOPLE COMPLY.

LIKE KARL.

カールのように

UNFORTUNATELY, ATTENDEES GOT A LITTLE TIRED OF COMPLYING.

UNFORTUNATELY, ATTENDEES GOT A LITTLE TIRED OF COMPLYING.

ACCORDING TO THE EVENT'S ORGANIZER, "THEY WERE SUPER

ACCORDING TO THE EVENT'S ORGANIZER, "THEY WERE SUPER

DILIGENT ON THE FIRST TWO DAYS, AND THEN THEY SAID,

DILIGENT ON THE FIRST TWO DAYS, AND THEN THEY SAID,

"(BLEEP) IT.

" (BLEEP) IT.

IT'S OUR LAST DAY."

"最後の日だ"

REALLY, ON THE LAST DAY OF AN ORGY CONVENTION IS WHEN PEOPLE

REALLY, ON THE LAST DAY OF AN ORGY CONVENTION IS WHEN PEOPLE

SAID " (BLEEP) IT"?

叫んだ「(BLEEP) IT」?

I ASSUME THAT'S WHEN THEY SAY WHEN THEY FIRE THE STARTER

I ASSUME THAT'S WHEN THEY SAY WHEN THEY FIRE THE STARTER

PISTOL.

ピストル

TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT SO EASY TO MAINTAIN PROPER SOCIAL

社会性を維持するのは簡単ではないことが判明した

DISTANCING IN THE RUB ROOM, BECAUSE JUST ONE DAY AFTER THE

ラブルームでの距離が離れているのは、たった一日後のことだからです。

EVENT ENDED, THEY HAD THEIR FIRST REPORTED COVID CASE.

EVENT ENDED, THEY HAD THEIR FIRST REPORTED COVID CASE.

THE EVENT ORGANIZER SAID, "IT WAS A WIFE WHO TESTED POSITIVE,

イベント主催者は、「陽性を示したのは妻だった。

BUT HER HUSBAND TESTED NEGATIVE."

"でも夫は陰性だった"

OUCH.

OUCH.

I THINK I KNOW WHO GOT NAUGHTIER IN N'AWLINS.

ナウリンズの中で誰がナウゲティアーになったのか分かった気がする。

( FAKING COUGHS ) "OOH, YEAH, HONEY.

( FAKING COUGHS ) "OOH, YEAH, HONEY.

I THINK I HAVE IT, TOO.

私も持っていると思ってる

MUST BE THE EQUAL AMOUNTS OF CRAZY COOL SEX WE BOTH HAD AT

MUST BE THE EQUAL AMOUNTS OF CRAZY COOL SEX WE BOTH HAD AT

THE ORGY."

"オルギー"

( COUGHING ) GIVEN THE OUTCOME, THE NAUGHTY

( COUGHING ) GIVEN THE OUTCOME, THE NAUGHTY.

IN N'AWLINS ORGANIZERS ADMIT THEY DO HAVE REGRETS,

ナウリンズの組織は後悔があることを認めている。

WITH ONE SAYING, "IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I WOULD NOT

ある人はこう言っています。「過去に戻れるとしたら、戻らない」。

PRODUCE THIS EVENT AGAIN."

"またこのイベントをプロデュースしてくれ"

( LAUGHTER ) "ONE, BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS.

( LAUGHTER ) "ONE, BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS.

TWO, BECAUSE I'D USE MY TIME MACHINE TO PRODUCE

2つ目は、私は私のタイムマシンを使用して生産するために使用するからです。

"GETTING FREAKY WITH THE GREEKY: FULL RELEASE IN

"GETTING FREAKY WITH THE GREEKY: FULL RELEASE IN

GREECE!" TAP THAT, ATHENS!

ギリシャ！叩け！アテネ！

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATE WINSLET.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATE WINSLET.

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