MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY AND THE

私の次のゲストは、元々のコメディの王様の一人であり、コメディの王様です。

STAR OF THE CBS SITCOM, "THE NEIGHBORHOOD."

CBSシットコムのスター "ネイバーホッド"

>> TRUST ME.

>> 私を信じてください。

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO ADD A LITTLE FLASH AND A LITTLE SWAG.

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO ADD A LITTLE FLASH AND A LITTLE SWAG.

IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SCHOOL FUNDING, HOW ABOUT THIS: WE'VE

学校の資金調達について話したいなら、これはどうでしょうか？

GOT TO FUND SCHOOLS OR GRADUATE FOOLS.

学校に資金を提供してくれた

( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY

( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY

REALLY GOOD.

本当に良かった

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH THAT?

DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH THAT?

>> I'M A DRAGON, GUYS.

>> I'M A DRAGON, GUYS.

I JUST SPITFIRE.

私はスピットファイアをしただけです。

( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY, WELL, COME ON, MAN.

( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY, WELL, COME ON, MAN.

BURN MY VILLAGE DOWN.

私の村を焼き払え

( LAUGHTER ).

( LAUGHTER ).

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT.

WE CAN'T BE SAFE IN THE PARK IF IT'S TOO DAMN DARK.

暗すぎて公園では安全ではありません。

( LAUGHTER ) OR RECYCLE YOUR TRASH AND WE'LL

( LAUGHTER ) OR RECYCLE YOUR TRASH AND WE'LL

GIVE YOU SOME CASH.

金を渡せ

( LAUGHTER ) >> BUT THAT ONE'S NOT TRUE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> BUT THAT ONE'S NOT TRUE.

>> IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT RHYMES.

>> どうでもいい。韻を踏むんだ

>> Stephen: "PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," CEDRIC THE

>> スティーブン：「レイトショーにお帰りください。

ENTERTAINER!

ENTERTAINER!

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> Stephen: CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, THAT'S ESTABLISHED.

>> スティーブンセドリック・ザ・エンターテイナー、それは確立されています。

YOUR NAME HAS BEEN NOTERRIZED.

あなたの名前はノテライズされています。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?

>> スティーブン今、自分を楽しませるために何をしているんですか？

PEOPLE NEED ANY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT THEY CAN TO GET

人はあらゆる形の娯楽を必要としている

THROUGH COVID.

コヴィドを介して。

WHAT'S YOUR FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT, CEDRIC?

君の娯楽は何だ？

>> MY MAIN THING, LIKE MOST PEOPLE, IS DOING A LOT OF

>> 私の主な目的は、多くの人がそうであるように、多くのことをしています。

GROCERY SHOPPING.

GROCERY SHOPPING.

>> Stephen: NOT THE COOKING.

>> スティーブン料理じゃない

IT'S THE ACTUAL GROCERY SHOPPING?

IT'S THE ACTUAL GROCERY SHOPPING?

>> YEAH, GO TO THE GROCERY STORE, AND JUST FIND MYSELF--

>> そうだ、食料品店に行って自分の姿を見つけてくれ

I'VE BEEN LEARNING AVOCADO-- A LOT OF PEOPLE TAKE IT FOR

私はアボカドを学んできました - 多くの人がそれを求めています。

GRANTED.

GRANTED。

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS THE SECRET?

>> スティーブン: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS THE SECRET?

>> THE SECRET IS YOU HAVE TO-- YOU HAVE TO FIND THE CORRECT

>> THE SECRET IS YOU HAVE TO-- YOU HAVE TO FIND THE CORRECT

DEGREE OF SOFTNESS AND FIRMNESS SO IT IS A-- IT'S LIKE LEARNING

DEGREE OF SOFTNESS AND FIRMNESS SO IT IS A-- IT'S LIKE LEARNING

TO PLAY THE SAXOPHONE.

TO PLAY THE SAXOPHONE.

IT'S THIS-- ( HUMMING )

これは...

IF YOU DO KENNY G., IF YOU JUST HUM IT TO YOURSELF...

ケニーGをやっても 自分に言い聞かせれば...

( HUMMING ) YOU CAN FIND THE RIGHT AVOCADO.

( HUMMING ) YOU CAN FIND THE RIGHT AVOCADO.

>> Stephen: IT'S KENNY G..

>> スティーブンケニーGだ

WHAT IF I THINK COAL TRAIN WHILE SQUEEZING AN AVOCADO.

アボカドを絞りながら石炭列車を考えるとどうなるのか。

WHAT HAPPENS?

WHAT HAPPENS?

>> OH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING GUACAMOLE, MY FRIEND!

>> 今はグアカモレの話をしているのか！

STEPHEN!

ステファン！

COAL TRAIN!

COAL TRAIN!

COME ON.

おいで

YOU'RE GOING TO DO TOO MUCH.

やりすぎだよ

>> Stephen: SEASON THREE OF "THE NEIGHBORHOOD" PREMIERED

>> スティーブン："THE NEIGHBORHOOD "のシーズン3が公開されました。

THIS WEEK.

THIS WEEK.

IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU GUYS BACK.

戻ってきてくれて嬉しいよ

>> YUP.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> Stephen: NOW, WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO DO THE SHOW-- AGAIN, YOU

>> スティーブンさて、ショーをするのはどんな感じだったか...また、あなた。

SHOT THE NEW SEASON DURING COVID.

SHOT THE NEW SEASON DURING COVID.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WE'RE IN COVID NOW.

>> スティーブン今、コヴィドにいる。

YOU'RE SHOOTING IT.

お前が撃ってるんだ

WHAT IS THAT LIKE?

どんな感じ？

WHAT ARE THE PRECAUTIONS YOU GUYS TOOK?

WHAT ARE THE PRECAUTIONS YOU GUYS TOOK?

>> WELL, IT WAS TOUGH.

>> まあ、大変だったよ。

ONE, LIKE ANYBODY WHO HAD TO COME BARK IT WAS ALL OF THE--

１つは、誰もが皆と同じように...

YOU KNOW, THEY HAD PROTOCOL.

YOU KNOW, THEY HAD PROTOCOL.

AND IT WAS A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, MASKS, SHIELD, FULL BEEKEEPER'S

そして、それは多くの、あなたが知っている、マスク、シールド、完全なビーカーの。

UNIFORM ON, YOU KNOW.

UNIFORM ON, YOU KNOW.

ONE DAY I JUST WORE A BURQUA.

ONE DAY I JUST WORE A BURQUA.

JUST COVERED MYSELF AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW IT WAS ME, OKAY.

自分を覆っただけで、誰もそれが私だとは知らなかった、わかった。

AND THEN-- BUT WE HAVE A LADY HERE THAT IS-- I LIKE TO HER HER

それから... でもここには女性がいて...私は彼女が好きなの

THE PRO-PO.

THE PRO-PO.

SHE'S THE PROTOCOL POLICE.

彼女はプロトコール・ポリスだ

SHE'S THE PRO-PO.

彼女はプロポだ

ANYTHING, IF YOU'RE DRINKING A COFFEE AND YOU PUT IT DOWN ON

コーヒーを飲んでいる時に下に置くと何でも

SOMETHING, THEN SHE'S COMING THROUGH A SANITIZERS AND YOU'VE

SOMETHING, THEN SHE'S COMING THROUGH A SANITIZERS AND YOU'VE

GOT TO WIPE IT BEFORE YOU COULD GET BACK UP.

バックアップの前に拭かないといけない

IT'S A LOT UPON.

It's A LOT UPON.

I'M LIKE THE COFFEE IS ALREADY HOT.

I'M LIKE THE COFFEE IS ALREADY HOT.

I BELIEVE THAT THE CORONAVIRUS DOESN'T WORK WELL IN HEAT

I BELIEVE THAT THE CORONAVIRUS DOESN'T WORK WELL IN HEAT

ACCORDING TO THE PRESIDENT, THAT WHEN IT WAS GOING TO WARM UP, IT

大統領の言葉を借りれば 暖かくなってきた時には

DIDN'T WORK.

効かなかった

SO I'VE GOT LOGIC OF WHY I THINK THIS IS FINE.

なぜこれが問題ないと思うのか 論理的に理解したわ

SO I'M NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY I HAVE TO WIPE ALL THIS STUFF

だから私は理解していない なぜ私はすべてのこれらのものを拭かなければならないのですか？

DOWN.

"下へ

BUT WHATEVER.

BUT WHATEVER.

>> Stephen: THAT CLIP THAT WE JUST SAW HAD LAUGHTER IN IT, BUT

>> スティーブンさっきのクリップには笑いがあったけど

THERE'S NO LIVE AUDIENCE, RIGHT?

THERE'S NO LIVE AUDIENCE, RIGHT?

BECAUSE OF COVID, YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE ONE.

コヴィドのせいでお前らは一人では無理だ

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: SO THAT'S A LAUGH TRACK.

>> スティーブン：それは笑いのトラックだよ。

WHAT-- WHAT IS-- AND IT'SANDABLE THAT YOU HAVE ONE BECAUSE IT'S--

WHAT-- WHAT IS-- AND IT'SANDABLE THAT YOU HAVE ONE BECAUSE IT'S--

THAT'S, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE AT THIS POINT.

それは、あなたが知っている、あなたはこの時点で選択の余地がないことを知っている。

DO YOU EVER HAVE ANY DISAGREEMENTS ON HOW THE PEOPLE

DO YOU EVER HAVE ANY DISAGREEMENTS ON HOW THE PEOPLE

ACTUALLY LAY THE LAUGHS IN?

笑いを入れるのか？

BECAUSE YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL.

あなたがプロだからよ

YOU HAVE PERFORMED LIVE YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.

YOU HAVE PERFORMED LIVE YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND LIKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND LIKE.

DO DO YOU EVER GO LIKE, "NO, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BIGGER."

"いや、もっと大きいはずだったのに "って思ったことは？

OR "THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TRAIL-OFF, A LITTLE TAIL

OR "THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TRAIL-OFF, A LITTLE TAIL

ON THAT, AND I WOULD HAVE RIDDEN IT OFF TO THE NEXT LAUGH."

その上で、そして私はそれを次の笑いのために乗り捨てただろう。"

>> EXACTLY.

>> その通りです。

YOU LISTEN TO THE LAUGH SOMETIMES AND YOU SEE THE EDIT,

YOU LISTEN TO THE LAUGH SOMETIMES AND YOU SEE THE EDIT,

AND YOU'RE LIKE MAN, THAT'S NOT-- LISTEN TO THE JOKE, AND

AND YOU'RE LIKE MAN, THAT'S NOT-- LISTEN TO THE JOKE, AND

YOU KNOW THAT THAT LAUGH WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE THAT KIND OF,

YOU KNOW THAT THAT LAUGH WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE THAT KIND OF,

LIKE, CAUGHT ON.

逮捕された

AND YOU NEED THAT.

AND YOU NEED THAT.

THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S-- ( LAUGHING ).

それがその... (笑)

>> Stephen: CAN I JUST GET A RECORDING OF HIM LAUGHING AND

>> スティーブン：彼が笑っている様子を録画してもらってもいいですか？

PLAY THAT DURING THIS SHOW BECAUSE I WOULD FEEL MUCH

このショーの最中にそれを演奏してくれれば 私はもっと気分が良くなるだろうから

BETTER.

ベター

>> NOT ALL LAUGHS ARE AT THE SAME LEVEL.

>> NOT ALL LAUGHS ARE AT THE SAME LEVEL.

WE KNOW THIS AS BEING STAND-UP.

私たちは、これをスタンドアップすることとして知っています。

THEY LISTEN TO ME SOMETIMES, STEPHEN, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET

彼らは時々私の話を聞いてくれる 私はそれを得ることができた

INTO THE LAB EDITZ AND WORK WITH THEM, AND WE'RE GETTING BETTER.

エディッツの研究室に入って 彼らと仕事をすることで より良くなってきている

THAT WAS OUR FIRST ONE.

THAT WAS OUR FIRST ONE.

THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE.

THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE.

>> Stephen: CEDRIC, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.

>> スティーブンセドリック、ちょっと休憩だ

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE CEDRIC

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE CEDRIC

THE ENTERTAINER.

THE ENTERTAINER.

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