I MEAN, IT'S THE SAME BAND, BUT NEW FOOT ANNUAL OF THE BAND.

I MEAN, IT'S THE SAME BAND, BUT NEW FOOT ANNUAL OF THE BAND.

IT LOOKS FAB TASK.

IT LOOKS FAB TASK。

THAT'S GREAT.

それは良かった

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL IT'S REAL.

私はそれが現実になるまで待つことができません。

WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO "A LATE SHOW."

ようこそ 紳士淑女の皆さん レイトショーへ

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

HAVE YOU MISSED ME?

HAVE YOU MISSED ME?

I MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU.

HOW MANY DAYS WEREN'T WE DOING THE SHOW?

HOW MANY DAYS WEREN'T WE DOING THE SHOW?

NO, ONE, ONE, BECAUSE WE DID THURSDAY'S SHOW-- WHAT ARE YOU

いや、１、１、１、私たちは木曜日のショーを見たから...何をしてるの？

TALKING ABOUT.

話をしています。

WE DID A THURSDAY SHOW, NO FRIDAY SHOW, THEN WE DID A

WE DID A THURSDAY SHOW, NO FRIDAY SHOW, THEN WE DID A

MONDAY SHOW.

MONDAY SHOW.

ONE DAY, ONE DAY.

ONE DAY, ONE DAY.

ALL WE NEEDED TO BE JUST READY AND REFRESHED.

必要なのは準備とリフレッシュだけだ

HEY, HAPPY DECEMBER, EVERYBODY.

皆さん、HAPPY DECEMBER。

OR VERY LATE MARCH.

or VERY LATE MARCH.

IT'S HARD TO TELL AT THIS POINT.

この時点では言うのは難しい。

BUT IF IT IS DECEMBER 1st, I HAVE GO TO SAY, CHRISTMAS HAS

でももし12月1日だったら クリスマスが来たと言わなければならない

COME EARLY THIS YEAR, AS THE PRESIDENT CONTINUES TO SHOWER

COME EARLY THIS YEAR, AS THE PRESIDENT CONTINUES TO SHOWER

US ALL WITH THE GIFT OF WATCHING HIM LOSE EVERY DAY, SOMETIMES

US ALL WITH THE GIFT OF WATCHING HIM LOSE EVERY DAY, SOMETIMES

SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

一日に何度も

AND I'LL FILL YOU IN ON HIS LATEST RAMBLINGS IN TONIGHT'S

そして、私は今夜の彼の最新の暴言であなたを満たします。

EDITION OF...

EDITION OF...

>> "LA-LA-LA!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

聞こえないよ！

>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE >> I DIDN'T FALL!"

>> "白からの道" >> "私は落ちなかった！"

>> Stephen: SUNDAY MORNING, THE PRESIDENT WENT ON FOX NEWS TO

>> スティーブン：日曜日の朝、大統領はFOXニュースで

TRADE LIES WITH FORMER JOURNALIST AND BIG-MOUTH BILLY

元ジャーナリストで大物のビリーとの貿易の嘘

PUNDIT, MARIA BARTIROMO.

マルヤ・バルティロモです

HERE'S THE THING: HE WAS UPSET THAT WHEN THE IN-PERSON VOTES

ここにあるのは、人が投票した時、彼は動揺していたということです。

WERE COUNTED, HE WAS AHEAD, ON LEXINGTON DAY.

レクシングトンの日にカウントされ、彼は先頭に立っていた。

BUT THEN LATER, WHEN THE MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE COUNTED, HE FELL

しかし、その後、郵便投票の投票用紙が集計された時、彼は倒れた。

BEHIND.

ビハインド

BUT HE PUT IT IN MUCH MORE COLORFUL LANGUAGE.

しかし、彼はそれをはるかにカラフルな言葉で入れた。

>> THIS ELECTION WAS OVER, AND THEN THEY DID DUMPS.

>> 選挙は終わったが、その後、彼らは馬鹿をやった。

THEY CALL THEM "DUMPS," BIG, MASSIVE DUMPS.

彼らは彼らを "ダンプス "と呼んでいます 大きくて巨大なダンプス。

>> Stephen: AND IF THERE'S ONE THING THIS PRESIDENT KNOWS, IT'S

>> スティーブン: そして、この大統領が知っていることが一つあるとすれば、それは、それです。

BIG, MASSIVE DUMPS.

デカくてマッシブなダミー。

HE'S TAKING ONE ON DEMOCRACY RIGHT NOW.

HE'S TAKING ONE ON DEMOCRACY RIGHT NOW.

HE JUST CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT HE'S NUMBER TWO.

彼は自分が2番という事実に 耐えられないんだ

THEN THE TEMPORARY PRESIDENT EXPLAINED THE STAKES OF THE

臨時大統領は、その時、その時の状況を説明しました。

ELECTION THAT IS ALREADY OVER: >> IF I WASN'T HERE, ANTIFA

選挙はすでに終わっています。>> もし私がここにいなかったら、反政府勢力は

WOULD BE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

WOULD BE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

THEY CLUB PEOPLE OVER THE HEADS WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING, AND THEN

誰も見ていない時に頭の上に人を乗せて、それから

NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT.

誰も話してくれない

IT'S A DISGRACE.

それは不名誉なことだ

IT'S, ABSOLUTELY A DISGRACE.

それは、絶対に不名誉なことだ。

AND IF I'M NOT HERE-- I'M SORT OF YOUR WALL.

私がいなければ...私はあなたの壁のようなものです。

>> Stephen: SO HE'S GONE FROM "BUILD THE WALL" TO "I AM

>> スティーブン：彼は "BUILD THE WALL "から "I AM "になったんだ。

THE WALL".

THE WALL".

WELL, I'LL GIVE HIM THIS: HE IS DUMB AS A BRICK.

まあ、私は彼にこれを与えます。彼はレンガのように鈍い

THEN THE PRESIDENT SPECULATED THAT THE CONSPIRACY THAT HE WAS

THEN THE PRESIDENT SPECULATED THAT THE CONSPIRACY THAT HE WAS

MAKING UP WAS COMING FROM INSIDE HIS OWN ADMINISTRATION.

自身の政権の内部から来ていた。

>> THIS IS TOTAL FRAUD, AND HOW THE F.B.I. AND DEPARTMENT OF

>> これは完全な詐欺であり、FBIとDepartment of of the F.B.I.とDepartment of the F.B.I.がどのように行ったか。

JUSTICE-- I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY'VE INVOLVED-- BUT HOW

裁判官は...わからないわ 彼らが関与しているかもしれないけど... どうやって？

PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS STUFF IS UNBELIEVABLE.

PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS STUFF IS UNBELIEVABLE.

>> Stephen: TO BE CLEAR, THE PRESIDENT IS IMPLICATING THE

>> スティーブン：明確にするために、大統領は、このようなことを示唆しています。

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE IN A CONSPIRACY WITH BIDEN, AND I

ビデンとの共謀で司法省と私は

THINK VENEZUELA, TO COMMIT ELECTORAL FRAUD.

ヴェネズエラを考えろ 選挙の不正を犯すために

NOW, YOU'D THINK THE D.O.J.

NOW, YOU'D THINK THE D.O.J.

WOULD WANT TO RESPOND, AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT, BECAUSE TODAY,

返事をしたいと思っていたし、あなたは正しいと思っていたが、今日がその理由だ。

WE HEARD FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL AND THE MAN EXPLAINING THE FRIES

WE HEARD FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL AND THE MAN EXPLAINING THE FRIES

WERE NOT FOR THE WHOLE TABLE, BILL BARR.

全体のテーブルのためではなかった、ビル・バール。

THIS AFTERNOON, GENERAL BARR TOLD THE ASSOCIATED PRESS THAT

THIS AFTERNOON, GENERAL BARR TOLD THE ASSOCIATED PRESS THAT

THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAS NOT UNCOVERED EVIDENCE OF WIDESPREAD

司法省は広義の証拠を発見していない

VOTER FRAUD THAT WOULD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE 2020

VOTER FRAUD THAT WOULD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE 2020

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

大統領選挙

HE WILL BE MISSED.

彼は行方不明になるだろう

IN FACT, BARR WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO DISCREDIT ONE INSANE

実際には、バールはわざわざ一人の非常識な人を非難していました。

CLAIM THAT THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS HAVE BEEN PUSHING ABOUT

大統領の弁護士たちがこの件を推し進めてきたと主張する

A VENEZUELAN VOTING SYSTEM BEING PROGRAMMED TO GIVE THE ELECTION

A VENEZUELAN VOTING SYSTEM BEING PROGRAMMED TO GIVE THE ELECTION

TO BIDEN, SAYING, "THERE'S BEEN ONE ASSERTION THAT WOULD BE THE

ビーデンはこう言った "これまでにも一つの主張がありましたが

CLAIM THAT MACHINES WERE PROGRAMMED TO SKEW THE ELECTION

機械が選挙をスキューするようにプログラムされていたと主張する

RESULTS.

結果。

AND D.H.S. AND D.O.J. HAVE LOOKED INTO THAT, AND SO FAR, WE

D.H.S.とD.O.J.はそれに目を向けていたが、これまでのところ、私たちは、

HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING TO SUBSTANTIATE THAT."

"それを補うものを見たことがない"

ADDING, "TO DATE, WE HAVE NOT SEEN FRAUD ON A SCALE THAT COULD

「今日まで、私たちは、そのような規模の不正を見たことがありません」と付け加えた。

HAVE AFFECTED A DIFFERENT OUTCOME IN THE ELECTION."

選挙での結果に影響を与えました。"

FRAUD ON A SCALE-- ALSO KNOWN AS THE PRESIDENT'S ANNUAL PHYSICAL.

大規模な詐欺--別名「大統領の年次健康診断」として知られています。

THE PRESIDENT'S CHANCES OF OVERTURNING THE RESULTS WERE

大統領の結果を反転させる方針は、以下のようなものでした。

ALWAYS NEXT TO ZERO, BUT THOSE CHANCES JUST MOVED TO DOWNTOWN

ALWAYS NEXT TO ZERO, BUT THOSE CHANCES JUST MOVED TO DOWNTOWN

ZERO-TOWN, BECAUSE YESTERDAY, ARIZONA AND WISCONSIN CERTIFIED

ZERO-TOWN、YESTERDAY、ARIZONAとWISCONSINが認定されたからです。

BIDEN'S WIN, WHICH MEANS THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS FAILED TO STOP

BIDENの勝利は、大統領が停止するのに失敗したことを意味します。

THE VOTE CERTIFICATION IN ALL SIX STATES WHERE HE CONTESTED

争った6つの州のすべての投票証明書

HIS DEFEAT.

HIS DEFEAT.

SO THAT'S 0 AND 6 IN THE CERTIFICATIONS, AND 0 AND 3 IN

つまり、証明書の中の0と6、そして0と3になります。

RECOUNTS, AND HE HASN'T WON A SINGLE FRAUD CASE.

詐欺事件には勝てていない

HE IS UNDEFEATED AT LOSING!

負けず嫌いなんだ！

HE IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF PLAYING BASEBALL!

HE IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF PLAYING BASEBALL!

AMONG THE LOSINGS, IN WISCONSIN, THE PRESIDENT PAID $3 MILLION

AMONG THE LOSINGS, IN WISCONSIN, THE PRESIDENT PAID $3 MILLION

FOR AWE PARTIAL RECOUNT OF THAT ELECTION, WHICH ENDED UP ADDING

その選挙のAWEの部分的な集計のために、それは追加するまでに終わった。

87 VOTES TO THE STATEWIDE MARGIN FOR... DRUMMED ROLE, PLEASE.

全州的なマージンに87票...ドラムドロールをお願いします

JOE BIDEN!

JOE BIDEN!

OH, MY GOD.

何てこった

HE JUST KEEPS MAKING IT WORSE.

彼はそれを悪化させ続けている。

IT'S LIKE A GUY AT A CUSTODY HEARING SAYING, "YOUR HONOR, MY

陪審員裁判の傍聴者が言うようなものだ "閣下、私の名誉を

WIFE HAS MADE ME SEEM LIKE A DELINQUENT FATHER AND TERRIBLE

妻は私を非行の父親のように見せているとひどい。

GAMBLER, BUT HOW WOULD SHE KNOW ANY OF THAT?

賭博師だけど、どうして彼女にそんなことがわかるんだ？

I'M NEVER AROUND.

私は決して周りにいない

I'M ALWAYS AT THE CASINO!

いつもカジーノにいるんだ！

BY THE WAY, I'M PUTTIN' FIFTY BUCKS ON HER WINNING THIS

ところで彼女の勝利に50ドル賭けます

CASE."

"ＣＡＳＥ"

WHO'S GOT IT?

WHO'S GOT IT?

WHO'S TAKING IT?

WHO'S TAKING IT?

SO WISCONSIN IS A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT FOR THE PRESIDENT,

ウィスコンシン州は大統領の恥さらしだな

BUT IF IT HELPS, ARIZONA IS WORSE.

しかし、それが助けになるならば、アリゾナはもっと悪い。

REMINDER: THE COPPER STATE HAS A REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR, DOUG DUCEY,

思い出してくれCOPPER STATEには共和党政権の ドゥグ・デューシーがいます

WHO IS SO LOYAL TO THE PRESIDENT THAT HE ONCE SAID THAT HE

誰が大統領に忠誠を誓っているのか、彼はかつて自分がそうだと言った。

CHANGED THE RINGTONE ON HIS PHONE FOR WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE

ホワイトハウスが来た時のために 彼の電話の着信音を変えた

CALLS TO "HAIL TO THE CHIEF" SO HE WOULDN'T MISS A CALL FROM THE

彼は呼び出しを見逃さないように "最高責任者に万歳 "を呼びかけている

PRESIDENT OR PENCE.

PRESIDENT OR PENCE.

OF COURSE, ON JANUARY 20, HE'LL HAVE TO CHANGE IT TO THIS:

もちろん 1月20日には これに変更する必要があります

( BECK'S "I'M A LOSER BABY" PLAYING )

( BECK'S "I'M A LOSER BABY" PLAYING )

DUCEY WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SIGNING THE ARIZONA VOTE

デューシーは、アリゾナの投票に署名している最中でした。

CERTIFICATION WHICH MICROPHONES PICKED THIS UP.

CERTIFICATION WHICH MICROPHONES PICKED THIS UP.

( PHONE PLAYING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF")

( PHONE PLAYING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF")

THE PRESIDENT CALLED HIM WHILE HE WAS SIGNING, AND THE

大統領は署名している間に彼に電話をして

GOVERNMENT SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.

政府は彼をボイスメールに送った

THAT IS A GUY WHO'S PICKED UP THAT PHONE ONCE TOO OFTEN.

THAT IS A GUY WHO'S PICKED UP THAT PHONE ONCE TOO OFTEN.

"YES, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU TOLD ME.

"YES, MR.大統領、あなたは私に言った

MASSIVE DUMPS, RIGHT.

マッシブダンプ、右。

LISTEN, I GOTTA GO.

LISTEN, GOUT GO.

ARIZONA IS GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL.

アリゾナはトンネルを通過している。

CHHHHHHH."

"CHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

DUCEY'S NOT ALONE.

ダッキーは一人じゃない

THE PRESIDENT IS ALSO TARGETTING GEORGIA GOVERNOR AND MAN

大統領はジョージア州知事と男をも標的にしています

TEACHING HIMSELF TO SMILE FROM ONLINE VIDEOS, BRIAN KEMP.

オンラインビデオからの 笑顔の指導 ブライアン・ケンプ

KEMP CERTIFIED THE PRESIDENT'S LOSS IN GEORGIA, WHICH ENRAGED

ケンプはジョージア州での大統領の敗北を証明しました。

POTUS.

POTUS.

EARLIER LAST MONTH, HE SAT WITH ADVISERS AND PLOTTED OUT A CALL

先月の初め、彼はアドバイザーと話して電話をかけようと考えた。

TO SCREAM AT KEMP.

ケンプに向かって叫ぶ

YES, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A DETAILED PLAN FOR ALL YOUR

YES, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A DETAILED PLAN FOR ALL YOUR

IMPORTANT SCREAMING.

IMPORTANT SCREAMING.

YOU CAN'T JUST WING IT.

翼だけじゃダメなんだよ

IT'S NOT A PANDEMIC.

パンデミックではありません。

AND WHEN HE GOT THE GOVERNOR ON THE PHONE, THE PRESIDENT URGED

そして、彼は電話で政府を得たとき、大統領は要求した。

KEMP TO DO MORE TO FIGHT FOR HIM IN GEORGIA, PUBLICLY ECHO HIS

ケンプはジョージア州での彼のために戦うために、より多くのことをすべきである。

CLAIMS OF FRAUD, AND APPEAR MORE REGULARLY ON TELEVISION.

詐欺の申し立て、テレビではもっと定期的に現れる。

IN RESPONSE, KEMP WAS NONCOMMITTAL.

それに応じて、KEMPはNONCOMMITTALでした。

WOW, HOW DID THAT GO?

どうだった？

"THANKS, MR. PRESIDENT, BUT JUST LOOKING AHEAD ON MY CALENDAR, I

"ありがとう、MR.大統領、しかし、私のカレンダーの前を見て、私は

HAVE SOMETHING ON HERE YOU DON'T: A FUTURE."

あなたにはない何かがここにはあります。"未来"

EVEN MORE FORCEFULLY, KEMP'S OFFICE SLAPPED THE PRESIDENT

さらに強力に、ケンプのオフィスは大統領を叩きのめしました。

DOWN WITH A STATEMENT SAYING "GEORGIA LAW PROHIBITS THE

ジョージア州の法律では禁止されています

GOVERNOR FROM INTERFERING IN ELECTIONS."

"選挙に干渉しない政府"

AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

何か意味があるんじゃないかな

NOT MUCH IS PROHIBITED BY GEORGIA LAW.

ジョージア州の法律では禁止されていません。

THEY LET YOU MARRY A GUN AS LONG AS IT'S 16.

16歳までは銃と結婚させてくれる

THE PRESIDENT'S ATTACK ON GEORGIA'S ELECTION INTEGRITY IS

THE PRESIDENT'S ATTACK ON GEORGIA'S ELECTION INTEGRITY IS

A BIG DEAL, BECAUSE IN ABOUT A MONTH, THE STATE IS HOLDING TWO

大事な話ですが、約1ヶ月で、州は2つのイベントを開催しています。

COUNT THEM, TWO-- RUNOFFS THAT WILL DETERMINE

数えてみてくれ、2人 -- ランオフで決着がつく

WHICH PARTY CONTROLS THE SENATE.

WHICH PARTY CONTROLS THE SENATE.

AND THE PRESIDENT WANTS KEMP TO PRE-OVERTURN THOSE RUNOFFS, TOO,

そして大統領はKEMPがそれらのランオフを事前に変換することを望んでいます。

TWEETING TODAY, "DO SOMETHING @BRIANKEMPGA.

今日のツイッター「DO SOMETHING @BRIANKEMPGA.

YOU ALLOWED YOUR STATE TO BE SCAMMED.

YOU ALLOWED YOUR STATE TO BE SCAMMED.

WE MUST CHECK SIGNATURES AND COUNT SIGNED ENVELOPES AGAINST

WE MUST CHECK SIGNATURES AND COUNT SIGNED ENVELOPES AGAINST

BALLOTS.

バロツ。

THEN CALL OFF ELECTION.

THEN CALL OFF ELECTION.

IT WON'T BE NEEDED.

IT WON'T BE NEEDED.

WE WILL ALL WIN!

WE WILL ALL WIN!

HE WANTS KEMP TO OVERTURN THE PREVIOUS ELECTION, WHICH A

HE WANTS KEMP TO OVERTURN THE PREVIOUS ELECTION, WHICH A

REPUBLICAN LOST, SO HE CAN NOT HOLD A FUTURE ELECTION, WHICH,

共和党が負けたので、彼は未来の選挙を保持することができません。

BECAUSE IT WON'T HAPPEN, REPUBLICANS WILL WIN.

それが起こらないから、共和党が勝つのです。

IT'S A MOBIUS STRIP OF VOTER SUPPRESSION, LIKE THAT

IT'S A MOBIUS STRIP OF VOTER SUPPRESSION, LIKE THAT

M.C. ESCHER DRAWING OF THE STAIRCASES REPUBLICANS INSTALLED

共和党が設置した階段のM.C.ESCHERの図面

TO KEEP MINORITIES FROM REACHING THE POLLS.

投票所に達することから マイノリティを維持するために

REPUBLICANS ARE WORRIED THAT THE PRESIDENT QUESTIONING OUR ENTIRE

REPUBLICANS ARE WORRIED THAT THE PRESIDENT QUESTIONING OUR ENTIRE

ELECTORAL SYSTEM COULD DEPRESS TURNOUT IN THE TWO RUNOFFS AND

ELECTORAL SYSTEM COULD DEPRESS TURNOUT IN THE TWO RUNOFFS AND

COULD, THEREFORE, COST REPUBLICANS THE SENATE.

共和党の上院が犠牲になる可能性があります。

REPUBLICANS COULD END UP BEING DESTROYED BY THEIR OWN CREATION!

REPUBLICANS COULD END UP BEING DESTROYED BY THEIR OWN CREATION!

IT'S LIKE THE TALE OF DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

IT'S LIKE THE TALE OF DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

THEY'VE ALREADY GOT THE REANIMATED CORPSE!

THEY'VE ALREADY GOT THE REANIMATED CORPSE!

IN FACT, SOME GEORGIA REPUBLICANS ARE CALLING FOR A

実際、ジョージア共和党の一部の議員が

BOYCOTT OF THE SENATE ELECTIONS.

上院選のボイコットだ

YES, THANKS TO THE PRESIDENT'S LIES, REPUBLICANS COULD SIT OUT

はい、大統領の嘘のおかげで、共和党は状況に対処することができました。

THE GEORGIA RUNOFFS AND HAND THE SENATE TO DEMOCRATS.

ジョージア州のランオフと民主党に上院を渡す。

NO SURPRISE.

NO SURPRISE.

EVENTUALLY, THE PRESIDENT ALWAYS EATS HIS OWN, WHICH IS WHAT'S

EVENTUALLY, THE PRESIDENT ALWAYS EATS HIS OWN, WHICH IS WHAT'S

WHISPERED TO HAVE HAPPENED TO HIS HIDEOUS SIXTH CHILD,

WHISPERED TO HAVE HAPPENED TO HIS HIDEOUS SIXTH CHILD,

DERC-RANKA.

DERC-RANKA.

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY THOSE WORDS WHILE LOOKING AT THAT

それを見ながらこの言葉を言うのは非常に難しいです。

PHOTO.

PHOTO.

AND IT'S HAPPENING.

始まったんだ

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

THERE WAS A CAMPAIGN EVENT HELD THIS WEEKEND BY R.N.C. CHAIR AND

今週末、R.N.C.の議長と議長によるキャンペーンイベントが開催されました。

PRISON GUARD ON DATE NIGHT, RONNA ROMNEY McDANIEL.

PRISON GUARD ON DATE NIGHT, RONNA ROMNEY McDANIEL.

McDANIEL WAS THERE TO GET OUT THE VOTE, BUT ONE WOMAN SAID,

マクダニエルは投票に来ていましたが、一人の女性が言いました。

GIVEN THE PRESIDENT'S CLAIMS OF VAST VOTER FRAUD, WHAT'S THE

大規模な有権者詐称の大統領の主張を考えると、どうなのでしょうか？

POINT?

ＰＯＩＮＴ？

>> HOW ARE WE GONNA MISS MONEY AND WORK WHEN IT'S ALREADY

>> >> もう終わったことなのに、どうやってお金と仕事に失敗するんだ？

DECIDED?

決めた？

>> IT'S NOT DECIDED, THIS IS THE KEY--

>> 決められたことではなく、これが鍵となる--。

>> HOW DO WE KNOW?

>> どうやって知ったの？

>> IT'S NOT DECIDED.

>> 決められたことではない。

>> Stephen: OKAY, SO HIS VOTERS HAVE FINALLY STARTED FOLLOWING

>> スティーブン彼の投票者はついに追従を始めたのか

THE LOGIC.

THE LOGIC.

"WAIT A SECOND.

"ちょっと待って

IF THE ELECTION IS RIGGED, WHY SHOULD I DONATE?

選挙が不正なものであるならば、なぜ私は寄付をすべきなのでしょうか?

WHY SHOULD I EVEN VOTE?

WHY SHOULD I EVEN VOTE?

WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S ONE THING I CAN ALWAYS BELIEVE IN:

まあ、これだけは信じられることが一つだけある。

WINDMILLS GIVE YOU CANCER."

WINDMILLS GIVE YOU CANCER."

DESPITE THE SOON-TO-BE-EX-PRESIDENT'S BEST

DESPITE THE SOON-TO-BE-EX-PRESIDENT'S BEST

EFFORTS, WE STILL HAVE A PRESIDENT-ELECT, AND JOE BIDEN

エフェルト、我々はまだ大統領エレクトとジョー・バイデンを持っています。

HAS MADE IT CLEAR HE WANTS TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING.

彼は地面を走ることを望んでいることを明確にしました。

BUT THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARDER NOW, BECAUSE THIS

BUT THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARDER NOW, BECAUSE THIS

WEEKEND, JOE BIDEN BROKE HIS FOOT WHILE PLAYING WITH HIS DOG

週末、ジョー・バイデンは犬と遊んでいる最中に足を骨折しました。

MAJOR.

MAJOR.

I'M GLAD IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS, BUT HOW DO YOU BREAK YOUR FOOT

I'M GLAD IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS, BUT HOW DO YOU BREAK YOUR FOOT

WHILE PLAYING WITH YOUR DOG?

WHILE PLAYING WITH YOUR DOG?

SOMEONE, PLEASE TELL HIM THAT YOU THROW THE STICK AND THE DOG

誰か、彼に言ってくれ、スティックと犬を投げたと

CHASES IT.

追いかけます。

BIDEN RECEIVED MEDICAL CARE IMMEDIATELY, AND THE SCAN

BIDEN RECIVED MEDICAL CARE IMMEDIELATY, AND THE SCAN.

REVEALED TWO TINY FRACTURES OF TWO SMALL BONES IN THE MIDDLE OF

REVEALED TWO TINY FRACTURES OF TWO SMALL BONES IN THE MIDDLE OF

HIS RIGHT FOOT THAT APPEAR TO BE RELATIVELY MILD.

HIS RIGHT FOOT THAT APPEAR TO BE RELATIVELY MILD.

THAT'S RIGHT, JOE BIDEN IS MODERATE TO THE BONE.

THAT'S RIGHT, JOE BIDEN IS MODERATE TO THE BONE.

JOE'S DOING FINE, BUT HIS FOOT IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE TO

ジョーは順調だが 足が痛くてしばらく時間がかかる

HEAL, SO FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, HE WILL NEED A WALKING BOOT.

次の数週間は 歩く靴が必要になります

( AS BIDEN ) "THAT'S RIGHT, JACK!

( AS BIDEN ) "THAT'S RIGHT, JACK!

THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT

これらのブーツは歩くために作られており、まさにその通りです。

THEY'LL DO.

THEY'LL DO.

IN FOUR TO SIX WEEKS.

4〜6週間で

I'M 78.

私は78歳

MY BONES ARE AS HOLLOW AND LIGHT AS RICE KRISPIES!

MY BONES ARE AS HOLLOW AND LIGHT AS RICE KRISPIES!

SNAP, CRACKLE, POP, JACK!

スナップ、クラックル、ポップ、ジャック！

C'MON!" I WON!

"C'MON！"AND WON!

HAVE I DONE THAT ALREADY?

もうやったかな？

THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OFFICIALLY INTRODUCED HIS ECONOMIC TEAM

THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OFFICIALLY INTRODUCED HIS ECONOMIC TEAM

TODAY, INCLUDING HIS PICK FOR TREASURY SECRETARY,

今日は、財務長官へのピックを含めて。

FORMER FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR AND DRACULA'S NANA, JANET YELLEN.

元連邦予備軍委員長でドラキュラのおばあちゃんの ジャネット・イェレンです

IF CONFIRMED, YELLEN WOULD BE THE FIRST WOMAN TO HEAD THE

IF CONFIRMED, YELLEN WOULD BE THE FIRST WOMAN TO HEAD THE

TREASURY DEPARTMENT.

財務省です。

FINALLY BREAKING THE CASH CEILING.

ついに現金の天井を破った

TWO YEARS AGO, THE CURRENT PRESIDENT REPLACED HER AT THE

TWO YEARS AGO, THE CURRENT PRESIDENT REPLACED HER AT THE

FEDERAL RESERVE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT YELLEN WAS TOO SHORT

彼はイェレンが短すぎると思ったから FEDERAL RESERVE BECA

TO BE FED CHAIR.

FEDの議長になるために。

HE EVEN PUT A SIGN OUT FRONT: "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO

HE EVEN PUT A SIGN OUT FRONT: "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO

MODERATE LONG-TERM INTEREST RATES."

MODERATE LONG-TERM INTEREST RATES."

NOW, LIKE I SAID, IT'S DECEMBER, AND THAT MEANS THAT

言ったように今は12月だし、それはつまり