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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

    >> スティーブンおかえりなさい、皆さん。

  • MY NEXT GUEST IS A CHEF AND HUMANITARIAN WHOSE CHARITY,

    MY NEXT GUEST IS A CHEF AND HUMANITARIAN WHOSE CHARITY,

  • "WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN," HAS PROVIDED DISASTER RELIEF TO

    "WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN," HAS PROVIDED DISASTER RELIEF TO

  • MILLIONS ALL OVER THIS TROUBLED WORLD.

    MILLIONS ALL OVER THIS TROUBLED WORLD.

  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," CHEF JOSE ANDRES.

    "レイトショー "にお帰り下さい

  • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

    THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

    >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO IS HAVE THE FIRST COOKING

    >> Stephen: WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO IS HAVE THE FIRST COOKING

  • SEGMENT LIVE AND IN PERSON ON ANY LATE-NIGHT SHOW.

    SEGMENT LIVE AND IN PERSON ON ANY LATE-NIGHT SHOW.

  • YOU READY TO DO IT?

    準備はいいか?

  • WE'RE OUTSIDE.

    俺たちは外にいる

  • THIS IS PERFECTLY RESPONSIBLE.

    これは完璧に責任がある。

  • WE'RE OUTSIDE AND WE'RE OVER 10 FEET AWAY, OKAY?

    外に出て10フィート以上離れてるぞ?

  • >> >> I MEAN, NOBODY CAN EVER

    >> >> >> >> つまり、誰でもできる

  • UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH WITHOUT THE MASK.

    仮面なしで私の英語を理解してください。

  • YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR AN IMMIGRANT LIKE ME TO BE

    私のような移民が どれだけ大変か知っていますか?

  • SPEAKING ENGLISH WITH A MASK?

    仮面をつけて英語を話す?

  • NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I TELL THEM!

    誰も私の言うことを理解できない!

  • IS THERE IT'S THE EMOTION THAT WE GET, EVEN IF WE DON'T

    私たちが得られる感情は、私たちがしない場合でも、そこにあります。

  • UNDERSTAND THE WORDS.

    言葉を理解する。

  • WE GET ALL THE LOVE, JOSE.

    WE GET ALL THE LOVE, JOSE.

  • WHAT ARE WE DOING?

    WHAT ARE WE DOING?

  • ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS?

    準備はいいか?

  • >> OKAY, I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU.

    >> OKAY, I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU.

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU, TOO.

    >> スティーブン私もあなたを愛しています。

  • >> I AM AN IMMIGRANT.

    >> 私は移民です。

  • WHAT IS MY ROLE AS AN IMMIGRANT, TO HONOR THE TRADITIONS OF

    移民としての私の役割は何か?

  • AMERICA.

    AMERICA.

  • BUT ALSO TO PUSH THE BOUNDARIES.

    BUT ALSO TO PUSH THE BOUNDARIES.

  • WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW, I'M GIVING YOU ONE OF MY FAVORITE

    WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW, I'M GIVING YOU ONE OF MY FAVORITE

  • INGREDIENTS, WHICH ARE SEA URCHINS FROM MAINE.

    食材はメイン州の海のアーチンです。

  • >> Stephen: SEA URCHINS, OKAY.

    >> スティーブン: SEA URCHINS, OKAY.

  • >> SEA URCHINS.

    >> >> SEA URCHINS(シーアーチンズ)。

  • >> Stephen: THESE LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT TAKES OVER YOUR

    >> スティーブンこれはあなたの体を乗っ取るもののように見える

  • BODY IN A SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE.

    BODY IN A SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE.

  • >> IT IS, BUT IT ACTUALLY IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE

    >> それはそうですが、それは実際にはこの中で最もおいしいものです。

  • HISTORY OF MANKIND.

    HISTORY OF MANKIND.

  • >> Stephen: WAIT, SO THIS IS FOR THIS IS?

    >> スティーブン待って、これはこれのためのものなの?

  • >> THAT'S WHAT I'M HAVING FOR THIS IS.

    >> THAT'S WHAT I'M HAVING FOR THIS IS.

  • AND WHY WE SHOULD DO THAT.

    なぜそうすべきなのか?

  • >> Stephen: WHY?

    >> スティーブンなぜ?

  • >> BECAUSE SO MANY FISHERMEN, FARMERS, THAT THEY NEED OUR

    >> 漁師や農家が多いからこそ、私たちの力を必要としているのではないでしょうか?

  • SUPPORT AND AMERICA HAS SUCH A BOUNTY OF AMAZING THINGS THAT WE

    サポートとアメリカは、私たちが驚くべきことの多さを持っています。

  • SHOULD BE SUPPORTING THEM AS WE ADD NEW TRADITIONS TO OUR THIS

    SHOULD BE SUPPORTING THEM AS WE ADD NEW TRADITIONS TO OUR THIS

  • IS.

    ISです。

  • >> Stephen: SO HOW DO I EAT IT?

    >> Stephen: どうやって食べるの?

  • >> OKAY, HOW DO I GRAB THESE, YOUR PRODUCER --

    >> どうやってこれを盗み出せばいいんだ?

  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE THESE.

    >> スティーブンWE HAVE THESIS.

  • WE HAVE ONE OF THESE.

    私たちはこの中の一つを持っています。

  • WE HAVE GRABBERS.

    グラバーがある

  • >> LET'S GO.

    >> 行くぞ。

  • I WILL OPEN SOME FOR YOU.

    I WILL OPEN SOME FOR YOU.

  • DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU HOW I OPEN ONE?

    見せてあげようか?

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO SEE.

    >> スティーブン見たい

  • >> YOU'RE GOOD.

    >> YOU'RE GOOD.

  • TAKE A LOOK.

    見てください。

  • WE HAVE SCISSORS HERE.

    WE HAVE SCISSORS HERE.

  • >> Stephen: SCISSORS?

    >> Stephen: SCISSORS?

  • >> SCISSORS.

    >> ハサミを持っています。

  • >> Stephen: I RARELY-- I RARELY-- I RARELY HAVE TO GIVE

    >> スティーブン: 私はめったに... 私はめったに与える必要がありません。

  • MY FOOT A HAIRCUT.

    MY FOOT A HAIRCUT.

  • >> YOU WILL PUT THE SCISSORS THERE, CUT THROUGH THE MOUTH,

    >> そこにハサミを置いて、口を切り裂く。

  • AND YOU WILL KEEP GOING AROUND, AROUND LIKE THIS, AND AT THE

    そして、あなたは、このように回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回って、回るのです。

  • END, MY FRIEND, LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE.

    エンディング、私の友よ、あなたが持っているものを見てください。

  • YOU OPEN THIS URCHIN, AND INSIDE YOU HAVE THE GONADS.

    あなたはこのアーチンを開き、 中には生殖腺を持っています。

  • >> Stephen: THE GONADS?

    >> スティーブンゴナド?

  • >> THE GONADS.

    >> ゴナド

  • THESE GIVE YOU POWERS.

    これらはあなたに力を与えます。

  • THESE GIVE YOU SUPER POWERS.

    THESE GIVE YOU SUPER POWERS.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY!

    >> スティーブン本当に!

  • >> WITH THE GONADS PROBABLY WE CAN BEAT COVID.

    >> WITH THE GONADS PROBABLY WE CAN BEAT COVID.

  • WITH THE GONADS PROBABLY WE CAN DREAM OF A HAPPY TOMORROW.

    ゴナドがあれば幸せな明日を夢見ることができるかもしれない

  • LOOK AT THIS.

    これを見て

  • LOOK AT THIS.

    これを見て

  • >> Stephen: THIS OWNER STUFF IN HERE IS THE GONADS.

    >> スティーブン:ここにあるのはゴナドだ。

  • >> IS THE MOST AMAZING THING.

    >> それは最高に素晴らしいことです。

  • >> Stephen: HE SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE THESE CHECKED

    >> スティーブン彼はこれらをチェックすべきだ

  • OUT.

    OUT。

  • >> OH, MY GOD!

    >> 仝仝おやおや、おやおや、おやおや。

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

    ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.

    >> スティーブンそこに行くんだ

  • BUT IT'S PERFECT-- IT'S PERFECT FOR THE FALL.

    でも完璧だ...秋には完璧だよ

  • >> HERE YOU WANT SOME-- I CAN'T.

    >> >> ここで何か食べたいのか?

  • IT'S COVERED.

    ITはカバーされています。

  • >> Stephen: SOME OF THE SALTEST GONADS I'VE EVER HAD.

    >> スティーブン:私が今まで持っていた中で最も塩分の多い生殖腺の一部。

  • I HAVE TO SAY.

    I HAVE TO SAY.

  • THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

    美味しいよ

  • >> THEY COME FROM THE OCEAN.

    >> THEY COME FROM THE OCEAN.

  • WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM TO DO.

    WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM TO DO.

  • THEY NEED TO BE SALTY.

    塩分が必要なんだ

  • THAT MEANS THEY'RE FRESH.

    つまり新鮮ってことだよ

  • >> Stephen: I JUST ATE ONE OF THE SPIKES.

    >> スティーブン:私はスパイクの一つを食べただけだ。

  • >> SPIT THEM, NOT MY DIRECTION BUT ANOTHER DIRECTION.

    >> 唾を吐くのは、私の方向ではなく、別の方向。

  • >> Stephen: FAN TASH.

    >> スティーブンファンタッシュ。

  • JOSE, YOU'RE ONLY MY SECOND LIVE, IN-PERSON GUEST I HAVE HAD

    JOSE, YOU'RE ONLY MY SECOND LIVE, IN-PERSON GUEST I HAVE HAD

  • SO FAR.

    これまでのところ

  • >> WHAT DO WE DRINK WITH SEA UNCHIN IN MY COUNTRY.

    >> WHAT DO WE DRINK WITH SEA UNCHIN IN MY COUNTRY.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DRINK?

    >> スティーブン何を飲みますか?

  • >> THIS IS SOMETHING WE LOVE IN AMERICA, CIDER.

    >> >>これがアメリカで愛されていることだよ、サイダー。

  • HERE WE FROM AN AMERICAN CIDER AND A SPANISH CIDER AND I'M

    HERE WE FROM AN AMERICAN CIDER AND A SPANISH CIDER AND I'M

  • GOING TO SHOW YOU THE TRADITION IN SPAIN.

    GOING TO SHOW YOU THE TRADITION IN SPAIN.

  • WE BRING THE BOTTLE UP HERE.

    ここにボトルを持ってくるんだ

  • AND WE BRING THE GLAZ DOWN HERE.

    そして、ここにグラズを持ってくる。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> スティーブンいいわよ

  • >> AND YOU HAVE TO LET IT FALL SLOWLY UNTIL IT HITS THE RIM OF

    >> AND YOU HAVE TO LET IT FALL SLOWLY UNTIL IT HITS THE RIM OF

  • THE GLASS.

    THE GLASS.

  • YOU SERVE A LITTLE BIT, TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THE BUBBLES.

    YOU SERVE A LITTLE BIT, TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THE BUBBLES.

  • >> Stephen: HOLD ON.

    >> スティーブン待ってくれ

  • HOLD ON.

    待ってくれ

  • >> OH, MY GOD!

    >> 仝仝おやおや、おやおや、おやおや。

  • DO YOU IT SO GOOD!

    ドゥー・ユー・イット・ソー・グッド!

  • >> Stephen: AND WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS?

    >> スティーブン:そして、その目的は何ですか?

  • WHAT IS THIS-- WHAT IS THIS DOING FOR ME?

    これは...私に何をしてくれるの?

  • >> NEW YORK.

    >> ニューヨーク

  • CLUB, CLUB!

    CLUB!CLUB!CLUB!CLUB!CLUB!

  • HE'S AMAZING.

    彼は素晴らしい

  • OKAY, THIS IS VERY GOOD.

    OK、これは非常に良いです。

  • BUT IN -- >> Stephen: WHY DO WE DO THIS?

    スティーブンなぜこんなことをするのか?

  • >> BECAUSE TAKE A LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING, ALL THE BUBBLES.

    >> BECAUSE TAKE A LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING, ALL THE BUBBLES.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S A MESS.

    >> スティーブンIT'S A MESS.

  • THIS WAS INVENTED BY SOMEONE WHO HAD EXCESS CIDER.

    THIS WAS INVENTED BY SOMEONE WHO HAD EXCESS CIDER.

  • THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THIS IS MEALS I'VE EVER HAD ACTUALLY

    これは私が今まで食べた中で一番好きな食事の一つです。

  • RIGHT NOW UP HERE.

    RIGHT NOW UP HERE.

  • AGAIN ARE THIS IS TOTALLY SAFE BECAUSE WE'RE OUTSIDE.

    また外にいるから安全なんだよ

  • THERE'S PLENTY OF VENTILATION.

    THERE'S PLENTY OF VENTILATION.

  • I CAN BARELY SMELL THE GONADS.

    ゴナドの匂いを嗅ぐのがやっとだ

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

    ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> YOU SEE, WE DON'T HAVE TURKEYS HERE.

    >> ここにはターキーはいない。

  • WE DON'T HAVE TURKEY BECAUSE WE PARDON OUR TURKEYS, LIKE

    ターキーがいないのはターキーを許しているからです。

  • PRESIDENT TRUMP.

    PRESIDENT TRUMP.

  • HE-- YESTERDAY, HE PARDONED THE TURKEYS, AND YOU AND I, TAKE A

    彼は... 先日、彼はターキーを赦してくれた そして、あなたと私は、 飲んでください

  • LOOK.

    LOOK.

  • IT'S OVER THERE.

    あそこにある

  • NO, OVER THERE!

    いや、あそこだ!

  • OKAY, SO WE PARDONED THE -- >> Stephen: BUT THEY'RE

    OKAY, so we pardoned the -- >> Stephen: BUT THEYRE THEY'RE

  • FLIGHTLESS.

    FLIGHTLESS.

  • THEY'RE FLIGHTLESS, JOSE.

    飛んでないのよ、ジョゼ

  • >> I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU TO MAKE A VERY QUICK CAKE.

    >> >> 今からとても簡単なケーキを作る方法を教えようと思う。

  • >> Stephen: A CAKE.

    >> スティーブンA CAKE(ケーキ)です。

  • >> Jon: LET'S GO.

    >>ジョン。LET'S GO.

  • YOU GRAB THIS SPOON.

    スプーンを掴んで

  • ONE SPOON FULL OF SUGAR.

    ONE SPOON FULL OF SUGAR.

  • >> Stephen: ONE SPOON FULL OF SUGAR.

    >> スティーブンスプーン一杯の砂糖

  • >> PUT IT OVER HERE.

    >> ここに置いてください。

  • >> Stephen: HERE?

    >> スティーブンここか?

  • OKAY.

    分かった

  • >> NOW, ONE SPOON FULL OF MAYONNAISE.

    >> 今すぐ、マヨネーズをスプーン一杯に。

  • >> Stephen: OF MAYONNAISE.

    >> スティーブンof mayonnaise.

  • >> THIS IS MAYONNAISE.

    >>これはマヨネーズです。

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS DEFINITELY AN AMERICAN RECIPE.

    >> スティーブン:これは間違いなくアメリカのレシピです。

  • >> IT'S EGGS AND OIL.

    >> 卵と油です。

  • AND THEN A SPOON FULL OF CREAM CHEESE.

    スプーン一杯のクリームチーズも

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS CREAM CHEESE?

    >> スティーブンこれがクリームチーズ?

  • OKAY.

    分かった

  • >> AND THEN ANOTHER SPOONFUL OF THIS KIND OF PUMPKIN MIX.

    >> そして、もう一杯、この種のカボチャのミックスをスプーン一杯。

  • >> Stephen: THE FILLING, THE FILLING, SURE.

    >> スティーブン: THE FILLING, THE FILLING, SURE.

  • >> LIKE THE ONE YOU BUY IN THE STORE.

    >> LIKE THE ONE YOU BUY IN THE STORE.

  • >> Stephen: LIBBY'S, EXACTLY.

    >> スティーブンLIBBY'S, EXACTLY.

  • >> AND ONE EGG, YOU CRACK ITED IN THE BOWL.

    >> 卵一個でボウルの中で割ったんだよ

  • AND THEN YOU MICK THE WHOLE THING.

    AND THEN YOU MICK THE WHOLE THING.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> スティーブンいいわよ

  • >> LIKE THIS.

    >> LIKE THIS.

  • >> YOU MIX, MIX.

    >> YOU MIX、MIX。

  • KEEP MIXING.

    ミキシングを続けてください。

  • UNTIL IT BECOMES A PERFECT CREAM LIKE THIS.

    このような完璧なクリームになるまで。

  • YOU SEE.

    見えるか?

  • >> Stephen: I GOT IT.

    >> スティーブン私はそれを得た。

  • >> AND THEN WE HAVE THIS PART OVER HERE, YOU CAN BE USING

    >> この部分をここに持ってきて、あなたが使用することができます。

  • PYREX, YOU CAN BE USING TERRA COTTA, WHATEVER.

    パイレックス テラコッタを使ってもいいぞ

  • AND THEN YOU PUT A LITTLE BIT ON TOP.

    それから少しだけ上に乗せて

  • ALREADY WE HAVE SOME IN HERE.

    すでにここにもあります。

  • NO MORE.

    NO MORE.

  • >> Stephen: NO MORE, OKAY.

    >> スティーブンもういいわ

  • >> AND THEN YOU GO AND YOU PUT IT INSIDE THE MICROWAVE.

    >> AND THEN YOU GO AND YOU PUT IT INSIDE THE MICROWAVE.

  • >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND!

    >> スティーブンちょっと待って!

  • YOU ARE A TWO MICHELIN STAR CHEF, AND YOU USE A MICROWAVE?

    YOU ARE A TWO MICHELIN STAR CHEF, AND YOU USE A MICROWAVE?

  • >> SURE.

    >> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S LEGAL?

    >> スティーブン合法なのか?

  • >> IT IS LEGAL.

    >> >>法的には合法なんだよ。

  • >> Stephen: I THOUGHT CHEFS FROWND ON MICROWAVES.

    >> スティーブン私は、シェフがマイクロ波に夢中になると思っていた。

  • >> IN CASE ANY IMMIGRATION OFFICER IS LOOKING AT THIS SHOW,

    >> 移民局の職員がこのショーを見ている場合に備えて。

  • THE MICROWAVE IS LEGAL.

    THE MICROWAVE IS LEGAL.

  • PRESS "START."

    PRESS "START."

  • AND NOW IT'S TWO MINUTES.

    あと2分です

  • AND YOU WAIT.

    AND YOU WAIT.

  • WHILE WE'RE WAITING, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT "WORLD CENTRAL

    待っている間に "世界中枢 "の話を聞きたい

  • KITCHEN."

    "キッチン"

  • I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES AND ALL

    君達はアメリカ全土や全ての国に行っただろう

  • OVER THE WORLD DURING COVID.

    COVIDの間に世界を見渡した。

  • YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN RESPONDING TO SOME HURRICANES LATELY.

    あなたも最近、いくつかのハリケーンに対応しています。

  • TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN HONDURAS AND WHAT YOUR WORK IS

    TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN HONDURAS AND WHAT YOUR WORK IS

  • DOWN THERE.

    ここを下に

  • >> WORLD KITCHEN HAS DONE ALMOST 40 MILLION MEALS THROUGH THIS

    >> ワールドキッチンはこれまでに4,000万食以上の食事を提供してきました。

  • PANDEMIC, AMAZING MEN AND WOMEN, THOUSANDS OF VOLUNTEERS, 3,000

    パンデミック、素晴らしい男性と女性、数千人のボランティア、3,000人

  • RESTAURANTS IN AMERICA.

    アメリカのレストラン。

  • WE HAVE BEEN IN BEIRUT AFTER THE EXPLOSION IN LEBANON.

    WE HAVE BEEN IN BEIRUT AFTER THE EXPLOSION IN LEBANON.

  • EVERY SINGLE HURRICANE, THE FIRES IN CALIFORNIA.

    全てのハリケーン、カリフォルニア州の火事

  • RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE TEAMS IN HONDURAS, IN GUATEMALA, IN

    現在、私たちは、我々のチームを持っています ホンドゥーラスに GUATEMALAに GUATEMALAに

  • COLOMBIA.

    コロンビア

  • MYSELF, I JUST CAME BACK FROM THERE, AND I'M SO PROUD THAT

    私自身、私はそこから戻ってきたばかりで、私はとても誇りに思っています。

  • AMERICA CAN BE SHOWING UP, MY PROFESSION SHOWING UP TO FEEL

    AMERICA CAN BE SHOWING UP, MY PROFESSION SHOWING UP TO FEEL

  • PEOPLE IN AMERICA, BUT ALSO SHOWING UP IN COUNTRIES THAT

    アメリカの人々は、しかし、それだけではなく、その国にも現れています。

  • THEY NEED FOR US TO HELP THEM.

    彼らは私たちが彼らを助ける必要があります。

  • SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, THE BIG PROBLEMS, THEY HAVE VERY SIMPLE

    SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, THE BIG PROBLEMS, THEY HAVE VERY SIMPLE

  • SOLUTIONS.

    SOLUTIONS.

  • YOU SHOW UP, YOU START COOKING, A HUMBLE PLATE OF FOOD SHOWS

    YOU SHOW UP, YOU START COOKING, A HUMBLE PLATE OF FOOD SHOWS

  • PEOPLE A BETTER TOMORROW.

    PEOPLE A BETTER TOMORROW.

  • YOU KNOW IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

    簡単なことなんだよ

  • WE GO AND WE TELL PEOPLE, "WE HAVE ONLY ONE MISSION: FEED THE

    私たちは行き、人々に「私たちの使命はただ一つ、食料を供給することです」と伝えます。

  • HUNGRY AND BRING WATER TO THE THIRSTY"

    HUNGRY AND BRING WATER TO THE THIRSTY"

  • EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS THIS MESSAGE.

    誰もがこのメッセージを理解しています。

  • MINE HAS BEEPED GLI HAVE 30 SECONDS LEFT.

    私は30秒残っています。

  • >> I WILL LEAVE IT MORE.

    >> I WILL LEAVE IT MORE.

  • >> Stephen: SHOULD I ADD MORE.

    >> スティーブン:もっと追加します。

  • >> A LITTLE BIT MORE BECAUSE EVERY MICROWAVE IT BEHAVES IN A

    >> A LITTLE BIT MORE BECAUSE EVERY MICROWAVE IT BEHAVES IN A

  • DIFFERENT WAY.

    違った方法で。

  • YOU HAVE TO GIVE LOVE TO THE MICROWAVE.

    YOU HAVE TO GIVE LOVE TO THE MICROWAVE.

  • YOU HAVE TO SAY, "HEY, BABY, BEHAVE, DO GOOD.

    YOU HAVE TO SAY, "HEY, BABY, BEHAVE, DO GOOD.

  • BE NICE."

    "BE NICE"

  • BECAUSE, YOU SEE, THEY HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.

    BECAUSE, YOU SEE, THEY HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.

  • THESE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

    THESE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

  • LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS MICROWAVE IS.

    LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS MICROWAVE IS.

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

    >> Stephen: SURE.

  • >> SO YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO THE MICROWAVE.

    >> SO YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO THE MICROWAVE.

  • YOU HAVE TO SAY, "HEY, BABY, I NEED YOU NOW.

    YOU HAVE TO SAY, "HEY, BABY, I NEED YOU NOW.

  • I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SEGMENT OR HE'S GOING TO THROW ME OUT OF

    I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SEGMENT OR HE'S GOING TO THROW ME OUT OF

  • THE BUILDING!" OKAY, THIS IS DONE, I THINK.

    "ザ・ビル!"よし、これで終わりだな。

  • TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS.

    TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS.

  • TWO MINUTES.

    2分だ

  • LOK AT THIS AMAZING PUMPKIN, THE MAYONNAISE, THE PUMPKIN

    見てください、この驚くべきPUMPKIN、マヨネーズ、PUMPKINを。

  • PUREE.

    ピュリー

  • >> Stephen: SHOULD I TELL-- HAVE I GOT TOO MUCH HERE?

    >> スティーブン:言っておくべきかな...ここではやりすぎたかな?

  • AM I THERE?

    私はそこにいるの?

  • >> I THINK YOU PUT TOO MUCH.

    >> I THINK YOU PUT TOO MUCH.

  • BUT THAT'S FINE.

    でも、それでいいのよ。

  • KEEP GOING.

    続けろ

  • KEEP GOING.

    続けろ

  • >> Stephen: WE'LL USE YOURS.

    >> スティーブンあなたのを使うわ

  • >> LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO NOW.

    >> LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO NOW.

  • I HAVE COME AND I HAVE SOME CRACKERS.

    I HAVE COME AND I HAVE SOME CRACKERS.

  • >> Stephen: SOME WHAT?

    >> Stephen: SOME WHAT?

  • >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH?

    >> 俺の英語が分からないのか?

  • DO YOU HAVE COVID.

    DO YOU HAVE COVID.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T HAVE EAR COVID.

    >> スティーブン: I DON'T HAVE EAR COVID.

  • I'M SORRY.

    ごめんなさい

  • >> A BIG HAMMER.

    >> ビッグハンマーです。

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T HAVE MY HAMMER.

    >> スティーブン: I DON'T HAMMER HAVE MY HAMMER.

  • HOLD ON.

    待ってくれ

  • >> I'LL GIVE YOU MINE.

    >> 俺のをあげるよ

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YES!

    ( LAUGHTER ) YES!

  • >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.

    >> スティーブンそこに行くんだ

  • >> CAN YOU TREAT FOOD WITH RESPECT?

    >> 食べ物に敬意を持って接することができますか?

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

    ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: IT'S INSIDE THE BAG!

    >> スティーブン:バッグの中に入っています。

  • >> YOU PUT THE GRAHAM CRACKERS ON TOP OF THESE.

    >> YOU PUT THE GRAHAM CRACKERS ON TOP OF THESE.