MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND

COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "THE DAILY SHOW," "BALLERS," AND "THE

COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "THE DAILY SHOW," "BALLERS," AND "THE

UNICORN."

"ユニコーン"

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," MY FRIEND AND YOURS,

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," MY FRIEND AND YOURS,

MR. ROB CORDDRY.

MR.ロブ・コードディー

HELLO, CORDDRY.

こんにちは、ＣＯＲＤＤＤＲＹ

>> OH, MAN!

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

WHAT'S UP.

WHAT'S UP.

>> Stephen: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> スティーブン会えてよかった

>> IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> 会えてよかったよ。

>> Stephen: TALKING TO YOU IS LIKE A VACATION.

>> スティーブン：あなたと話すことは、休暇のようなものです。

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A REAR.

リアで見たことないな

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A YEAR.

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A YEAR.

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN.

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN.

IT'S BEEN A YEAR.

IT'S BEEN A YEAR.

>> HAS IT BEEN A YEAR.

>> 1年ぶりだ

OH, MY GOD.

何てこった

>> Stephen: CATCH ME UP.

>> スティーブン追いかけろ

>> I'VE BEEN LOCKED DOWN.

>> I'VE BEEN LOCKED DOWN.

THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING ME AWAY FROM YOU.

THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING ME AWAY FROM YOU.

I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN MY HOUSE.

家に閉じこもってたのよ

>> Stephen: THIS HAS ALL BEEN AN ELABORATE RUSE SO I WOULDN'T

>> スティーブンこれは全部 策略だからしないよ

HAVE TO SEE YOU.

HAVE TO SEE YOU.

I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.

世界のすべての人に謝罪します。

>> IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AND YOU.

>> IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AND YOU.

>> Stephen: YOU WERE AN EAGLE SCOUT, RIGHT.

>> スティーブン君はイーグル・スカウトだったよね？

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Stephen: WERE YOU PREPARED?

>> スティーブン準備はできていましたか？

A LOT OF PEOPLE WEREN'T PREPARED FOR COVID.

多くの人がコヴィドのために準備されていませんでした。

DID YOU HAVE THE TOILET PAPER AND THE EXTRA BAGS OF RICE AND

DID YOU HAVE THE TOILET PAPER AND THE EXTRA BAGS OF RICE AND

CHICK PEAS.

チック・ピーズ

WERE YOU PREPARED FOR THIS.

準備はできていたのか？

>> WE HAD A LOT OF TOILET PAPER.

>> 私たちはトイレットペーパーをたくさん持っていました。

THE EAGLE SCOUT BADGE DOESN'T QUITE-- IT'S NOT REALLY

イーグル・スカウト・バッジは、正確ではありません。

APPLICABLE TO WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.

今までの経験にも当てはまります。

BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SURVIVAL

BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SURVIVAL

IMPLEMENT.

実行します。

>> Stephen: THAT IS A "DAILY SHOW"--" ARE THOSE BINOCULARS?

>> スティーブンそれは "デイリーショー "なんだが...それはバイノキュラーか？

WHAT IS THAT?

それは何だ？

OH, THAT'S THE RADIO!

OH, THAT'S THE RADIO!

>> THAT'S THE RADIO!

>> THAT'S THE RADIO!

IN 2003 WE WERE GIFTED A RADIO.

2003年、私たちはラジオを与えられました。

>> Stephen: THIS WAS A HAND-CRANK RADIO.

>> スティーブンこれはハンドクランクラジオでした。

>> THE HAND CRANKER.

>> ハンド・クランカーです。

YES, SO THIS IS, LIKE, THE ONLY WAY.

はい、これが唯一の方法です。

BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IF IT ALL GOES DOWN, WE'RE NO

考えてみれば、もし全てが失敗したら、私たちはダメなんだから。

INFORMATION ANYWHERE.

どこにでもある情報。

>> Stephen: IF THERE'S NO GRID, IF THERE'S NO GRID TO

>> スティーブングリッドがなければ、グリッドがなければ

POWER YOUR RADIO, SOMEHOW "THE DAILY SHOW" THOUGHT THERE WOULD

POWER YOUR RADIO, SOMEHOW "THE DAILY SHOW" THOUGHT THERE WOULD

STILL BE RADIO STATIONS.

STILL BE RADIO STATIONS.

>> IT WAS SUCH AN OMINOUS GIFT.

>> それは非常に重要な贈り物だった。

>> Stephen: IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.

>> スティーブン今とは違う時代だった

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.

今とは違う時代だった

>> IT WAS RIGHT AFTER 9/11.

>> IT WAS RIGHT AFTER 9/11.

>> Stephen: RIGHT.

>> スティーブンRight.

>> THERE WAS A BLACKOUT JUST HAPPENED.

>> ブラックアウトが発生しました。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> スティーブンああ

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

SO I-- I JUST DUG INTO THE INSTRUCTIONS, THOUGH.

だから私は... 私はただ指示に従ったの

THEY'RE FASCINATING.

速くなってきた

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE PART OF-- HOW ARE THEY FASCINATING?

>> スティーブン君もその一人だ...彼らはどうやって逃げてるんだ？

ARE THEY FASCINATING IN THAT IT SAYS,"CRANK IT, SCBTS IT WORKS.

それは、「クランクイット、SCBTS IT WORKS」と言うことで、彼らはファシニングしているのでしょうか。

>> IT'S A SHORTWAVE RADIO.

>> IT'S A SHORTWAVE RADIO.

>> Stephen: YOU CAN TALK TO RADIO MOSCOW WITH THAT THING.

>> スティーブン：あなたはそれを使ってラジオMOSCOWと話すことができます。

>> YEAH, LIKE, I SMELL ANOTHER OBSESSION COMING ON FOR ME.

>> 仝ええ、みたいな、また別の妄想が湧いてきた気がする。

THIS THING HAS BEEN COLLECTING DUST FOR YEARS.

これは何年も前から 埃を集めていたんだ

>> Stephen: I'VE USED MINE.

>> スティーブンI VE USED MINE.

I'VE USED MINE.

I VE USED MINE.

YEAH.

ああ

>> ALL RIGHT, NO BIG DEAL.

>> ALL RIGHT, NO BIG DEAL.

>> Stephen: YEAH, HEY, WELCOME TO THE CBS FAMILY.

>> スティーブン: やぁ、やぁ、CBSファミリーへようこそ。

I KNOW YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR, BUT WELCOME BACK, I

１年前からここにいたのは知っていますが おかえりなさい 私は

GUESS, TO THE CBS FAMILY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY BACK ON THE

GUESS, TO THE CBS FAMILY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY BACK ON THE

AIR.

ＡＩＲ。

I'M SO THRILLED THAT WE HAVE SOME PRIME TIME FOR US.

私たちのためのプライムタイムがあることをとても嬉しく思っています。

SOME LEAD-IN HERE.

ここにリードインがある

TELL US ABOUT THE "THE UNICORN."

"ユニコーン "について教えてくれ

HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

>> IT'S BEEN GREAT, MAN.

>> 凄いよ。

IT WAS A WEIRD TRANSITION AT FIRST.

IT WAS A WEIRD TRANSITION AT FIRST.

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WEIRD TO--

>> スティーブンどういう意味だ 変なのは...

>> TRANSITION TO-- YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF COVID

>> TRANSITION TO-- YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF COVID

PROTOCOLS.

PROTOCOLS.

>> Stephen: SURE YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE MASKS.

>> スティーブン：あなたはマスクを着用する必要があります。

>> MASKS AND FACE SHIELDS AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT-- WHO YOU CAN

>> MASKS AND FACE SHIELDS AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT-- WHO YOU CAN

TALK TO AND WHAT-- EVERYBODY'S DIVIDED UP INTO ZONES.

TALK TO AND WHAT-- EVERYBODY'S DIVIDED UP INTO ZONES.

SO IT'S PRETTY-- THEY'VE GOT IT PRETTY-- PRETTY TIGHT.

きれいに...きれいに...きれいに...きれいに...タイトに。

BUT IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN GREAT.

BUT IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN GREAT.

>> Stephen: GOOD TO HEAR IT.

>> スティーブン聞けてよかった

GOOD TO HEAR THAT IT'S BEEN GREAT.

GOOD TO HEAR THAT IT'S BEEN GREAT.

I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS-- THERE'S AN EPISODE THAT YOUR CHARACTER

君たちのことは分かってるよ 君たちのキャラクターが出てくるエピソードがあるんだ

IS ACTUALLY-- FEELS BAD ABOUT HIS WHITE PRIVILEGE AND ACTUALLY

実際に...白人の特権を悪く思っていて、実際には...

IS TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT BY GIVING-- GIVING YOUR FRIEND'S

与えることで それを埋め合わせようとしている あなたの友人に与えることで

SON?

SON?

>> ARE YOU ANSWERING THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ME THE WAY

>> ARE YOU ANSWERING THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ME THE WAY

YOU WANTED ME TO ANSWER IT?

私に答えろと？

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> スティーブンああ

I'M JUST GOING AHEAD AND ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS AT THIS

先に進んで質問に答えています

POINT.

POINTです。

>> YOU'RE GOING TO CUT ALL THIS PART OUT, AREN'T YOU?

>> この部分を全部切り取るつもりなんだろ？

>> Stephen: NO, THIS IS THE PART WE'RE KEEPING.

>> スティーブンいや、これは私たちが持っている部分です。

THIS IS THE-- >> THIS IS TV GOLD RIGHT HERE.

これは... >> これはテレビの金字塔だ。

>> Stephen: IT STARTS RIGHT HERE.

>> スティーブンここから始まる

WE HAVE A CLIP.

WE HAVE A CLIP.

SET UP THIS CLIP WE'VE GOT HERE.

ここにあるクリップをセットアップします。

WHAT' GOING ON.

何が起こってるの？

>> YEAH, SO I BROUGHT A CLIP, IS WHAT ACTORS SAY.

>> YEAH, SOI BROUGHT A CLIP, IS WHAT ACTORS SAY.

AND -- >> Stephen: I'M JUST

スティーブン私はただ

STERILIZING.

STERILIZING.

>> AND THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT WE FOUGHT, OMAR AND I-- WE

>> これは私たちが探していたものだ オマールと私は...

DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT BUT WE THOUGHT WE WOULD.

DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT BUT WE THOUGHT WE WOULD.

"THE UNICORN" IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED COVID, WHICH I

"ユニコーン "は知られていませんが、私はそれを知っています。

THOUGHT WAS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT THERE TO BE

これは私たちが望んでいることなので、素晴らしいと思いました。

A SENSE OF ESCAPISM, YOU KNOW.

脱出感があるんだよ

THESE ARE STORIES YOU CAN ENJOY --

これはあなたが楽しむことができる物語です。

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

>> スティーブン当然だ、当然だ。

>> AFTER TAKING YOUR MASK OFF AND SITTING ON YOUR COUCH.

>> AFTER TAKING YOUR MASK OFF AND SITTING ON YOUR COUCH.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> BUT THERE IS-- BUT THE RACIAL STRIVE WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO US.

>> BUT THERE IS-- BUT THE RACIAL STRIVE WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO US.

SO ON, MAR MILLER AND I WENT TO THE PRODUCERS AND SAID THIS IS

マーマーマラーと私は生産者のところに行って、これがそうだと言った。

IMPORTANT TO US.

IMPORTANT TO US.

AND IMMEDIATELY, ONE OF THE WRITERS, HOWARD, HAD AN IDEA FOR

そしてすぐに 作家の一人であるハワードは アイデアを思いつきました

A STORY, AND THIS IS FROM FROM THE CLIP, YOU KNOW, THE CLIP

A STORY, AND THIS IS FROM FROM THE CLIP, YOU KNOW, THE CLIP

YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS FROM THAT EPISODE.

今から見るのはそのエピソードだ

IT'S NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE, I BELIEVE.

来週の放送だからね

>> Stephen: JIM, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

>> スティーブンジム、見てみよう

>> YOU BOUGHT NOAH A $300 GAMING SYSTEM.

>> ノアに300ドルのゲームシステムを買いました。

>> $350.

>> $350.

WITH THE EXTENDED WARRANTY.

WITH THE EXTENDED WARRANTY.

I GOT THAT BECAUSE HE'S SO CLUMSY.

彼が固まってるからだよ

>> YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH, MAN.

>> お前はやりすぎだ。

>> I DON'T THINK I'M DOING ENOUGH!

>> 私は十分にやっているとは思えない!

I MEAN, TELL ME, WHAT BOOKS CAN I READ?

どんな本を読めばいいの？

WHAT ORGANIZATIONS CAN I JOIN?

どのような組織に参加できますか？

I WANT TO DO BETTER.

I WANT TO DO BETTER.

>> BUT THIS, WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW, THIS ISN'T BETTER.

>> BUT THIS, WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW, THIS ISN'T BETTER.

COME ON, MAN!

頑張れ！

YOU'RE PUTTING ALL YOUR GUILT ON ME BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO MAKE

YOU'RE PUTTING ALL YOUR GUILT ON ME BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO MAKE

YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE THINGS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!

YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE THINGS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!

>> I WOULDN'T PUT IT EXACTLY LIKE THAT BUT...

>> 私はそれを正確に言うと、しかし...

( LAUGHTER ).

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT EASY TO MAKE THAT FUNNY.

>> スティーブン楽しくするのは簡単じゃないわよ

>> YEAH, YEAH, AND THE REST OF THE SHOW, LIKE, THAT EPISODE

>> イェーイ、イェーイ、そしてショーの残りの部分、例えば、そのエピソード

IS-- IT'S SOMETHING I'M-- I FELT REAL RESPONSIBILITY, A REAL

それは...それは私が...私はリアルな責任を感じた、リアルな

RESPONSIBILITY TO HAVING PITCHED-- YOU KNOW, HAVING

RESPONSIBILITY TO HAVING PITCHED-- YOU KNOW, HAVING

REQUESTED IT.

REQUESTED IT.

>> Stephen: WELL, YOU AND I WORKED FOR "RESPONSIBILITY

>> スティーブン：まあ、あなたと私は「責任」のために働いた。

CENTRAL" FOR MANY YEARS.

CENTRAL" FOR MANY YEARS.

>> WE SURE DID, YUP, YEAH.

>> WE SURE DID, YUP, YEAH.

WE SURE DID.

WE SURE DID.

( LAUGHS ).

( LAUGHS )。

>> Stephen: OMAR WAS ON "C.S.I.: MIAMI."

>> スティーブンオマーは "C.S.I.

YOU EVER TALK TO HIM ABOUT WHETHER HE CAN DO ALL THAT LAB

彼と話したことがあるか？研究室で何でもできるのか？

STUFF?

STUFF？

DID HE LEARN ANYTHING?

DID HE LEARNING ANYTHING?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)ω･)

>> Stephen: HE CAN DO ALL THAT.

>> スティーブン彼は何でもできる

>> OH, YEAH, HE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

NO, HE IS A TRAINED LAB TECHNICIAN IN REAL LIFE AS WELL,

いいえ、彼は現実の生活でも訓練を受けた研究者です。

AND HE KNOWS ALL THOSE-- ALL THOSE TERMS HE SAID ON THE SHOW,

AND HE KNOWS ALL THOSE-- ALL THOSE TERMS HE SAID ON THE SHOW,

ALL THOSE THINGS IT'S REAL.

ALL THOSE THINGS IT'S REAL.

HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING.

彼は自分のしていることを正確に知っています。

>> Stephen: ROB, IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.

>> スティーブンロブ 会えて嬉しいよ

>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.

>> 会えてよかったよ。

>> Stephen: HAVE A HAPPY THIS IS.

>> スティーブンHAPPY THIS IS.

>> YOU, TOO, MAN.

>> お前もな、お前もな。

>> Stephen: ROB CORDDRY, EVERYBODY!

>> スティーブンロブ・コードリー、みんな！

"THE UNICORN" AIRS THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 9:30 ON CBS.

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