LOOK AT THIS GUY.

この男を見てみろ

HOW ARE YOU, CHRIS.

HOW ARE YOU, CHRIS.

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW,

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW,

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> GOODS, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN, I'M SO HAPPY TO BE

笑） >> GOODS, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN, I'M M'M'M SO HAPPY TO BE.

HERE, IN ZOOMLAND.

ここ、ズームランドで。

>> James: WELL, WE'RE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE IN ZOOMLAND.

>> ジェームスだゾームランドに来てくれて嬉しいよ。

OBVIOUSLY TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING.

明日は感謝祭だ

NOW I KNOW THAT YOUR ELDEST DAUGHTER WAS AWAY, AT COLLEGE.

あなたの一番上の娘が大学にいなかったことを知ったわ

HOW ARE YOU DOING THE HOLIDAYS?

HOW ARE YOU DOING THE HOLIDAYS?

WILL EVERYONE BE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR?

WILL EVERYONE BE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR?

>> HOW ARE WE DIDDING THE HOLIDAYS.

>> HOW ARE WE DIDDING THE HOLIDAYS.

I'M DIVORCED SO WE SPLIT IT SOMETIMES MY KIDS GO WITH THEIR

I'M DIVORCED SO WE SPLIT IT SOMETIMES MY KIDS GO WITH THEIR

MOTHER AND I'M GOING TO BE WITH SOME FRIENDS.

母と私は友達と一緒に行くわ

MY DAUGHTER JUST GOT IN THOUGH.

MY DAUGHTER JUST GOT IN THOUGH.

SHE WAS IN SCHOOL IN PARIS.

彼女はパリの学校にいた

AND THAT'S BEEN AN ADJUSTMENT BECAUSE NOW SHE IS OFFICIALLY

それが調整されて、今は正式に彼女がいるので

FAR MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN ME.

私よりもはるかにソフィスティケートされている。

SHE LIVES IN PARIS, YOU KNOW.

彼女はパリに住んでるのよ

SO YOU KNOW, WHAT AND HOW IS IT HAVING HER BACK?

SO YOU KNOW, WHAT AND HOW IS IT HAVING HER BACK?

>> IT'S, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE A GROWN UP NOW, SHE HAS LIVED ON

>> IT'S, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE A GROWN UP NOW, SHE HAS LIVED ON

HER OWN FOR LIKE 90 DAYS SO SHE GETS THE BIG ROOM NOW AND I GOT

HER OWN FOR LIKE 90 DAYS SO SHE GETS THE BIG ROOM NOW AND I GOT

TO SLEEP IN A LITTLE ROOM AND PRETTY MUCH HOW IT HAS BEEN

TO SLEEP IN A LITTLE ROOM AND PRETTY MUCH HOW IT HAS BEEN

GOING.

ゴーイング

YOU WILL BE THERE SOME DAY.

あなたもいつかはそこにいるわ

>> James: I KNOW, I DREAD IT.

>> ジェームズ知ってるわ、私はそれを夢見たのよ。

I DREAD IT.

私はそれを夢見ています。

THE LEVEL OF NOSTALGIA I ALREADY FEEL FOR MY CHILDREN AND THEY

私はすでに自分の子供たちと子供たちのために感じているノスタルジアのレベル

ARE TINY.

ARE TINY.

MY DAUGHTER IS SIX.

MY DAUGHTER IS SIX.

AND I FINE MYSELF SAYING TO MY WIFE, I SEND MY WIFE PICTURES OF

私は妻に言っていた私は妻に写真を送っていた

OUR DAUGHTER THAT SHE WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE TAKEN A YEAR AGO

OUR DAUGHTER THAT SHE WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE TAKEN A YEAR AGO

AND SHE IS LIKE I'VE GOT IT.

そして、彼女は私が持っているように見えます。

CALM DOWN.

落ち着いて

CALM DOWN.

落ち着いて

>> WAIT, WAIT TEN YEARS FROM NOW WHEN YOU ARE THREE WIVES IN,

>> WAIT, WAIT TEN YEARS FROM NOW WHEN YOU ARE THREE WIVES IN,

THEN IT WILL BE REALLY SOMETHING.

THEN IT WILL BE REALLY SOMETHING.

>> James: I WON'T KNOW WHICH WIFE TO SEND WHICH KID TO, IT

>> ジェームズ私はどの妻にどの子供を送るべきか分からない、それは

WILL BE A NIGHTMARE.

WILL BE A NIGHTMARE.

>> OH MAN, YOU GET ALL MICKED UP.

>> OH MAN, YOU GET ALL MICKED UP.

ONE WIFE, HA HA HA HA.

一人妻、ハハハハハハ。

>> James: NOW I DO THINK THOUGH WHEREVER YOU ARE SPENDING

>> ジェームズ今、私はあなたがどこで過ごしているかを考えてみます。

THANKSGIVING A BIG TOPIC OF THAT THANKSGIVING DINNER IS GOING TO

感謝祭の大きな話題になっている感謝祭の夕食に行くことになりました。

BE THE FACT THAT YOU, SIR, ARE ONE OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S

BE THE FACT THAT YOU, SIR, ARE ONE OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S

OFFICIALLY SEXIEST MEN ALIVE.

OFFICIALLY SEXIEST MEN ALIVE.

NOW I KNOW, I KNOW THAT YOU CAMPAIGNED VERY HARD FOR THIS

今、私は知っています、私は知っています、あなたがこれのために非常に懸命にキャンペーンを行ったことを知っています。

HOW DOES IT FEEL.

どう感じますか？

>> I CAMPAIGNED, I LOVE HOW THEY BREAK IT OFF INTO LIKE SECTIONS.

>> >> I CAMPAIGNED, I LOVE HOW THE IT BREAK OFF TO THE LIKE SECTIONS.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> LIKE-- THE ACTUAL SEXIEST MAN ALIVE IN THE MEN'S SECTION, I'M

>> LIKE-- THE ACTUAL SEXIEST MAN ALIVE IN THE MEN'S SECTION, I'M

LIKE SEXIEST COMEDIAN WITH VENEERS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LIKE SEXIEST COMEDIAN WITH VENEERS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THAT'S MY CATEGORY.

それは私のカテゴリーです。

I BEAT OUT TRACEY MORGAN AND CAT WILLIAMS.

I BEAT OUT TRACEY MORGAN AND CAT WILLIAMS.

SO.

そうです。

>> James: I REMEMBER WHEN OUR SHOW FIRST LAUNCHED LIKE YOU

>> ジェームスあなたと同じように、私たちのショーが始まった時のことを覚えています。

KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO GET ANYBODY REMOTELY ANYONE TO BE

遠隔地にいる誰かを 捕まえようとしています

INTERESTED IN THE PLAY, AND "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE CAME TO ME AND

劇に興味を持ち、「PEOPLE」誌が私のところに来てくれて

SAID WILL YOU L YOU WRITE A PIECE FOR OUR SEXIEST MAN ISSUE

SAID WILL YOU L YOU WRITE A PIECE FOR OUR SEXIEST MAN ISSUE

THAT BASICALLY SAYS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU WERE EVER NAMED SEX YS

THAT BASICALLY SAYS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU WERE EVER NAMED SEX YS

MAN ALIVE AND AT THE TIME I WAS LIKE, AT THE TIME I WAS LIKE

男は生きていて、私が好きだった時に、私が好きだった時に

YEAH, THAT'S FUN AND NOW I LOOK BACK AT IT RETROSPECTIVELY AND

ああ、それは楽しいし、今では振り返って見返してみる。

IT FEELS INCREDIBLY RUDE.

それは信じられないほど不愉快に感じます。

NOW YOU'RE IN NEW JERSEY, OBVIOUSLY THE ELECTION JUST

NOW YOU'RE IN NEW JERSEY, OBVIOUSLY THE ELECTION JUST

HAPPENED.

ハプニングが起きました。

IT HAS BEEN QUITE A FEW WEEKS.

ここ数週間、かなりの時間が経ちました。

WHAT WAS THE CELEBRATION LIKE IN NEW JERSEY?

WHAT WAS THE CELEBRATION LIKE IN NEW JERSEY?

>> YOU KNOW, I LIVE AROUND A LOT OF TRUMP PEOPLE SO IT WAS A LOT

>> 周りにはトランプの人たちがたくさんいるから、そうだったんだよね。

OF TEARS DOWN THE DRIEFTWAY.

OF TEARS DOWN THE DRIEFTWAY.

BUT ME, I, YOU KNOW, I IT WAS LIKE THE END OF CASTAWAY, YOU

でも僕は...僕は...僕は...僕は...僕は...僕は...

KNOW, THE BOAT COMES UP TO TOM HANKS.

KNOW, THE BOAT COMES UP TO TOM HANKS.

HE DOESN'T JUMP FOR JOY, HE JUST WANTS TO HUG HELEN HUNT, THAT'S

HE DOESN'T JUMP FOR JOY, HE JUST WANTS TO HUG HELEN HUNT, THAT'S

ALL HE WANTS.

ALL HE WANTS.

CAN I JUST GET A HUG FROM HELEN HUNT AND DELIVER MY LAST

ヘレン・ハントからハグをもらって 最後のプレゼントを届けてもいいですか？

PACKAGE?

PACKAGE?

THAT'S IT.

それだけだ

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> AND THEN FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE IS AFTER THIS.

>> AND THEN FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE IS AFTER THIS.

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> FIGURE OUT WHAT LIFE IS, IT'S LIKE HEY, MAN, YOU JUST GOT-- WE

>> 人生とは何かを突き止めようとしているようなものだ、それはまるで...

WILL LOOK BACK ON IT, IT HAS BEEN THE WEIRDEST TIME I CAN

振り返ってみると、それは私ができる最も奇妙な時間だった。

EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE.

想像することを始める。

NOW CHRIS I REALLY WANT IT TALK TO YOU ABOUT IN I'M REALLY

"今すぐクリス...." "私は本当に必要なの？" "今すぐクリス...

FASCINATED ABOUT THIS, I HOPE ARE YOU ALREADY TALKING ABOUT.

これについては、私はあなたがすでに話していることを期待しています。

YOU RECENTLY WENT AND TOOK AYAHUASCA FOR THE FIRST TIME

YOU RECENTLY WENT AND TOOK AYAHUASCA FOR THE FIRST TIME

WHICH I'M KIND OF FASCINATED BY AND INTRIGUED BY.

私はちょっとしたことで興奮して興味をそそられました

TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

どんな感じだったの？

>> I MEAN OKAY, SO I HAVE BEEN IN A CRAZY YEAR OF LIKE NOTHING

>> >> つまり、わかったよ、だから僕は何もしていないようなめちゃくちゃな一年を過ごしてきたんだ。

BUT INTENSIVE, INTENSIVE THERAPY , SIX SLINKS A WEEK AND

BUT INTENSIVE, INTENSIVE THERAPY , SIX SLINKS A WEEK AND

ALL THIS NONSENSE, RIGHT, THAT ACTUALLY HELPED ME OUT.

意味不明なことを言って、そうだな、それが俺を助けてくれたんだ。

AND AA HUGHES KA IS, YOU NO HE, IT CLEARS YOUR MIND.

そして、AA HUGHES KAは、あなたではなく、それはあなたの心をクリアにします。

YOU TURN ALL YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA.

YOU TURN ALL YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA.

SO I WOULD RECOMMEND IT, BUT YOU SHOULD BE DOING THERAPY BEFORE

SO I WOULD RECOMMEND IT, BUT YOU SHOULD BE DOING THERAPY BEFORE

YOU DO IT.

君がやれ

LIKE ALL YOUR DEMONS ARE GOING TO COME UP.

LIKE ALL YOUR DEMONS ARE GOING TO COME UP.

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAD PEOPLE.

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAD PEOPLE.

YOU'RE GOING TO, YOU KNOW, YOUR OLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, THINGS ARE

昔のチャンピオンの座を奪いに行くんだぞ

GOING TO BE CLEAR, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LAUGHING, YOU'RE GOING TO

笑ってもいいし 笑ってもいいし

BE CRYING, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VOMITING, PUKING, CRAPPING T IS

泣いて、泣いて、ボミートになって、パクリになって、クラップになって、Ｔは

GOING TO BE-- SWEATING AND IT'S ALL GOING TO BE AMAZING.

LIKE IF YOU DO IT, YOU WILL GO FROM 12:30 TO 11:30, I PREDICT

12:30から11:30の間に行くように、私は予想しています。

THAT.

THAT.

>> THEN I'M NEVER DOING IT, NO CHANCE, NO WAY.

>> じゃあ俺は絶対にやらない チャンスもないし、絶対に。

BUT YOU GO AND YOU DRINK THE TEA, RIGHT, IT'S LIKE A DRINK.

BUT YOU GO AND YOU DRINK THE TEA, RIGHT, IT'S LIKE A DRINK.

>> YOU HAVE A SHAMAN, HE DOES THIS WHOLE CEREMONY, RIGHT, THE

>> YOU HAVE A SHAMAN, HE DOES THIS WHOLE CEREMONY, RIGHT, THE

WHOLE KIND OF SPIRITUAL RELIGIOUS CEREMONY, WITH ME AND

私と一緒に、あらゆる種類のスピリチュアルな宗教的儀式を行う。

FRIENDS.

FRIENDSです。

AND YOU KNOW, THEN YOU DRINK THE TEA, AND YOU ALL DRINK IT AT THE

AND YOU KNOW, THEN YOU DRINK THE TEA, AND YOU ALL DRINK IT AT THE

SAME TIME AND YOU RECITE THESE WORDS, SPIRITUAL WORDS, CHANTS.

SAME TIME AND YOU RECITE THESE WORDS, SPIRITUAL WORDS, CHANTS.

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE GODS START SHOWK UP.

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE GODS START SHOWK UP.

AND-- .

そして...

>> James: I AM KIND OF INTO IT, I AM.

>> ジェームス私はその気になっています。

>> LET'S DO IT, I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I WILL CALL YOU NEXT

>> やるわよ またやるわよ 次電話するわよ

TIME.

時間だ

>> James: YOU DID IT ON THIS COAST.

>> ジェームズこの海岸でやったんだ

>> I DID IT IN MALIBU.

>> マリブでやったんだ。

>> James: I AM INTRIGUED.

>> ジェームズ興味津々です。

DO YOU THINK IT HELPED YOU AS A PERFORMER?

DO YOU THINK IT HELPED YOU AS A PERFORMER?

>> I MEAN I GUESS, YOU KNOW, I HOSTED SNL AFTERWARDS.

>> >>俺はSNLの後番組の司会をしていたんだよ。

THAT WENT WELL.

うまくいったわ

I WROTE A SCRIPT IN LIKE SEVEN DAYS, AFTER DOING AYAHUASCA, SO

アヤフアスカをやってから７日目くらいで書いたので

YEAH, IT HAS KIND OF HELPED ME OUT.

ああ、それは私を助けてくれた。

I'M CLEAR, MY MIND IS CLEAR, JAMES.

私はクリアだ、私の心はクリアだ、ジェームス。

>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT FARGO BECAUSE WE HAVE TO

>> ジェームズファーゴについて話そう 我々がしなければならないから

CONGRATULATE YOU.

CONGRATULATE YOU.

I'VE LOVED EVERY SEASON AND EVERY TIME A NEW ONE COMES

I'VE LOVED EVERY SEASON AND EVERY TIME A NEW ONE COMES

ALONG, I SORT OF WHITE-KNUCKLE IT WHEN THE CREDITS ROLL LIKE

クレジットが転がってくると ホワイト・ナックルのようなものだ

OH, YOU LET ME DOWN ON THESE ONE, AND YOUR SEASON I THINK IS

この件では私を降ろして あなたのシーズンは

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T CAUGHT IT YET, TELL THEM WHAT IT IS ABOUT

まだ発見していない人には、それが何なのか教えてあげてください。

AND WHO I PLAY.

そして、私は誰と遊ぶのか。

>> I PLAY A GUY NAMED LOY-- AND I'M A BLACK, THAT IS HOW THEY

>> 俺はロイという名の男を演じる -- 俺は黒人だ それが彼らのやり方だ

CAST ME, I'M ALWAYS BLACK.

CAST ME, I'M ALWAYS BLACK.

ANYWAY, I PLAY A GANGSTER IN THE 50S.

とにかく俺は50年代のギャングスターを演じている。

I PLAY A GANGSTER SLASH BANKER/BUSINESSMAN SO A BLACK

I PLAY A GANGSTER SLASH BANKER/BUSINESSMAN SO A BLACK

MAN THAT IS HAMPERED BY THE LAWS OF THAT DAY BUT VERY BRILLIANT

その日の法律に縛られているが、非常に素晴らしい。

AND UNDER ANY OTHER SIRKS YOU CAN BE A TITAN OF IT INDUSTRY

他のどのようなサークスの下でも、IT産業の大物になることができます。

BUT HE HAS TO KIND OF BE A GANGSTER TO GET WHAT HE WANTS.

でも、彼は欲しいものを手に入れるために ギャングスターのようなものにならなければならない。

AND IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON, I'M THE HEAD OF THE

シーズンの始まりには、私がトップになっています。

BLACK CRIME FAMILY AND THERE IS AN ITALIAN CRIME FAMILY.

BLACK CRIME FAMILY AND THERE IS AN ITALIAN CRIME FAMILY.

AND WE RAISE OUR CHILDREN TO KEEP THE PEACE, WE RAISE EACH

私たちは平和を守るために子供たちを育て、私たちはそれぞれを育てます。

OTHER'S CHILD TO KEEP THE PEACE.

OTHER'S CHILD TO KEEP THE PEACE.

AND THAT LEADS TO A LOT OF COMPLICATIONS.

それは多くの問題につながる。

>> WELL, IT HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SO FAR.

>> 仝それにしても、これまでのところ、まったくもって素晴らしいですね。

WE HAVE BEEN

WE HAVE BEEN

DOING A THING ON THE SHOW CALLED A "LATE, LATE SHOW" AND TELL

"レイト、レイトショー "と呼ばれるショーで何かをしていると

WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO SHARE SOMETHING FROM THEIR HOME THAT

ゲストに自分の家にあるものをシェアするようにお願いしているところ

WE MAY OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.

私たちは決して見ることができないかもしれません。

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US?

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US?

>> A FRIEND OF MINE NEIL BRENNAN.

>> ニール・ブレンナンの友人だ

>> YEAH, LOVE NEIL BRENNANING.

>> YEAH, LOVE NEIL BRENNANING.

>> GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, SENT ME A PIECE OF ART LAST WEEK BY THIS

>> GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, SENT ME A PIECE OF ART LAST WEEK BY THIS

NEW GREAT ARTIST.

NEW GREAT ARTIST。

AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS PIECE OF ART.

AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS PIECE OF ART.

DO YOU SEE THE ART.

DO YOU SEE THE ART.

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> NOW IT IS BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT.

>> NOW IT IS BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT.

BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL、BEAUTIFUL、BEAUTIFUL。

I HANG IT UP.

そして、それをハングアップします。

AND THE ARTIST'S NAME IS RACHEL DOLEZAL.

AND THE ARTIST'S NAME IS RACHEL DOLEZAL.

HALF (LAUGHTER)

半分（笑）。

WOW.

うわー。

>> I HAVE AN ORIGINAL RACHEL DOLE GLOL-- DOLEZAL IN MY

>> I HAVE AN ORIGINAL RACHEL DOLE GLOL-- DOLEZAL IN MY

HALLWAY, YEAH.

HALLWAY, YEAH.

>> James: ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL.

>> ジェームス全くもってセンセーショナルです。