LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

ジョン・バチステに挨拶しよう

HELLO, JON ♪ PLEASE, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE ♪

HELLO, JON ♪ PLEASE, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE ♪

>> Stephen: AND SWALLOW THOSE BISCUITS TOO.

>> Stephen: AND SWALLOW THOSE BISCUITS TOO.

HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE BISCUITS?

HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE BISCUITS?

HAVE YOUR MOM AND DAD GOT THE BISCUITS IN LOSE?

あなたのお母さんとお父さんは、失われたビスケットを持っていますか？

>> Jon: WE GOT THE BISCUITS!

>> ジョンビスケットを手に入れた！

OH, MY GOODNESS!

なんてこった！

I GOT MY SHM TODAY, AND I'M BAKING A LOT OF STUFF, BUT THE

私は今日私のSHMを得た、と私は多くの製品を焼いているが、その

BISCUIT IS KING.

BISCUIT IS KING。

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DO.

>> Stephen: I DON'DON'T KNOW THE WHATY DO.

THEY USE SOME OF THAT SOUTHERN WITCHCRAFT IN THERE.

南部の魔術師を使っていた

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

それが何なのか分からない。

IT'S THE SALT WATER.

塩水のせいだ

I HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

PLEASE GIVE MY LOVE TO YOUR PARENTS.

あなたの両親に私の愛を与えてください。

>> Jon: YES, INDEED, MUCH LOVE.

>> ジョンYES, INDEED, MUCH LOVE.

THEY LOVED YOUR OBAMA INTERVIEW, SO MUCH MUTUAL RESPECT.

THEY LOVED YOUR OBAMA INTERVIEW, SO MUCH MUTUAL RESPECT.

>> Stephen: TELL THEM TO CHECK OUT MONDAY.

>> スティーブン月曜日にチェックアウトするように言ってくれ

WE HAVE ANOTHER 35-40 MINUTES ON MONDAY.

月曜日にもう35-40分あるわ

>> Jon: FOR SURE.

>> ジョンジョン: そうだな。

>> Stephen: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, STAY SAFE.

>> スティーブン感謝祭おめでとうございます。

>> Jon: YOU, TOO, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVIE AND THE

>> ジョンＹＯＵ、ＹＯＵ、ＥＶＩＥとＴＨＥに感謝の意を表します。

WHOLE FAMILY.

WHOLE FAMILY.

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> スティーブンジョン・バティステ、エブリバディ

FOLKS, THE PRESIDENT MAY FINALLY BE ALLOWING THE PEACEFUL

FOLKS, THE PRESIDENT MAY FINALLY BE ALLOWING THE PEACEFUL

TRANSITION OF POWER, BUT HE'S ALSO VOWED TO WIN HIS LEGAL

権力の移転だが、彼は法的に勝つことも誓っている。

BATTLE TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION.

BATTLE TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THAT LEGAL

彼にとって不幸なことに、その法律を担当している人物は

FIGHT IS RUDY GIUILANI.

FIGHT IS RUDY GIUILANI.

AND THIS HAS NOT EXACTLY BEEN RUDY'S MONTH.

今までのルーディの月とは全く違う

FIRST, HE GOT CAUGHT IN THE "BORAT" SEQUEL DEMANDING ALL

まず、彼は「ボラット」の続編で逮捕され、すべてを要求されました。

RISE IN THE COURTROOM OF HIS PANTS.

彼のパンツのコートルームでの上昇。

THEN HE HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT A LANDSCAPING COMPANY NEXT TO

THEN HE HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT A LANDSCAPING COMPANY NEXT TO

A PORN SHOP, FOLLOWED BY A LESS-THAN-STELLAR PERFORMANCE IN

売春宿の店に続いて、売春宿でのパフォーマンスが悪い。

COURT, WHERE, WHILE READING FROM THE COMPLAINT HE WAS FILING,

法廷で 訴状を読んでいる間に 彼は提出していた

GIULIANI STOPPED TO SAY, "I'M NOT QUITE SURE I KNOW WHAT

I'M NOT'M NOT QUITE SURE AND KNOW WHAT "と言うのに止まったGIULIANIは、"I'M NOT QUITE SURE AND KNOW WHAT "と言う。

"OPACITY" MEANS.

"OPACITY" MEANS.

IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU CAN SEE, RIGHT?"

"見えるってことだろ？"

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "IT MEANS YOU CAN'T."

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "IT MEANS YOU CAN'T."

TO WHICH RUDY REPLIED, "BIG WORDS, YOUR HONOR."

ルディは「大きな言葉を、あなたの名誉を」と言った

OKAY, THEN I'LL USE SMALL ONES: WOW...

OKAY, THEN I'LL USE SMALL ONES: WOW...

YOU...

君が...

SUCK...

SUCK...

AT...

AT...

LAW...

ロー...

STUFF.

STUFF.

THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WAS HIS UNHINGED PRESS CONFERENCE LAST

THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WAS HIS UNHINGED PRESS CONFERENCE LAST

WEEK, WHERE GIULIANI CITED "MY COUSIN VINNY" TO EXPLAIN THE

今週、ジュリアーニは「私のいとこのヴィン」を引用した。説明するには

PRESIDENT'S LEGAL CHALLENGE, AND SPOUTED CONSPIRACY THEORIES

大統領の法的な挑戦、そして陰謀論を吐露した。

ABOUT U.S. VOTES BEING "COUNTED IN EUROPE BY A COMPANY OWNED BY

米国の投票が「自分の所有する会社によってヨーロッパで集計される」ことについて

VENEZUELA'S SOCIALIST LEADERS," AND HOW BALLOTS COULD BE CAST BY

ヴェネズエラの社会主義者のリーダーたち」、そしてどのようにして投票用紙に投じられるのか

'A DEAD PERSON' OR 'MICKEY MOUSE.'"

"A DEAD PERSON OR 'MICKEY MOUSE'"

AND IF THAT WASN'T EMBARRASSING ENOUGH, HE DELIVERED THAT PRESS

それが恥ずべきことではなかったならば、彼はプレスを届けました。

CONFERENCE WITH STREAMS OF HAIR DYE DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE.

髪の毛の流れが彼の顔を下に垂れ流している会議。

SO THE ONLY EVIDENCE THAT RUDY HAS UNCOVERED IS THAT HE'S NOT A

ラディが発見した唯一の証拠は、彼は人ではないということです。

NATURAL BRUNETTE.

NATURAL BRUNETTE（ナチュラルブルネット）。

AND AFTER ALL THAT, IT'S BEING REPORTED THAT THE PRESIDENT NOW

AND AFTER ALL THAT, IT'S BEING REPORTED THAT THE PRESIDENT NOW

BELIEVES THAT RUDY AND HIS TEAM ARE "FOOLS THAT ARE MAKING HIM

ルディと彼のチームは「彼を作っている愚か者」だと信じています。

LOOK BAD."

"悪い顔をしてる"

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

それは真実ではありません。

THEY ARE FOOLS WHO, BY COMPARISON, ARE MAKING HIM LOOK

THEY ARE FOOLS WHO, BY COMPARISON, ARE MAKING HIM LOOK

PRETTY GOOD.

PRETTY GOOD.

SO NOW THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYER IS IN THE MIDST OF A LEGAL FIGHT HE

今、大統領の弁護士は、法的な戦いの真っ只中にいます。

CAN'T WIN ON BEHALF OF A CLIENT WHO NO LONGER TRUSTS HIM.

もう彼を信頼していない顧客には勝てない

HERE TO TELL US WHAT THIS ALL MEANS IS THE PRESIDENT'S

HERE TO TELL US WHAT THIS ALL MEANS IS THE PRESIDENT'S

PERSONAL LAWYER HIMSELF, RUDY GIULIANI.

個人弁護士のルディー・ジュリアーニ

MR. MAYOR?

MR.市長？

MR. MAYOR?

MR.市長？

THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME, NOW, THERE'S A LOT TO TALK

参加してくれてありがとう 話すことがたくさんあるわ

ABOUT, SIR.

ABOUT, SIR.

>> HOLD ON!

>> 頑張れ！

STOP!

ストップ！

BEFORE WE START THE INTERVIEW, I HAVE TO ASK: ARE YOU A BORAT?

BEFORE WE START THE INTERVIEW, I HAVE TO ASK: ARE YOU A BORAT?

BECAUSE, LEGALLY, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU'RE A BORAT!

BECAUSE, LEGALLY, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU'RE A BORAT!

>> Stephen: NO, MR. MAYOR, I AM NOT A BORAT.

>> スティーブンいいえ、MR.市長、私はボラットではありません。

>> GOOD.

笑）>>GOODです。

LET ME TURN ON THE MICROPHONE I'VE HIDDEN IN MY PANTS.

LET ME TURN ON THE MICROPHONE I'VE HIDDEN IN MY PANTS.

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO?

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

>> Stephen: YES, I CAN HEAR YOU.

>> スティーブン：はい、聞こえます。

>> GOOD, THEN MY CROTCH IS WORKING.

>> GOOD, THEN MY CROTCH IS WORKING.

>> Stephen: LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT, SIR: HAVE YOU LOST THE

>> スティーブン本題に入りましょうか？

PRESIDENT'S TRUST BY SPOUTING SO MANY UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY

PRESIDENT'S TRUST BY SPOUTING SO MANY UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY

THEORIES?

セオリー？

>> I HAVEN'T LOST HIS TRUST!

>> 私は彼の信頼を失っていない！

IT WAS STOLEN!

エンが奪われた！

JUST LIKE ALL THE VOTES THAT WERE STOLEN BY THE SOCIALISTS AT

社会主義者に奪われた全ての票と同じように

EURO-DISNEY!

EURO-DISNEY!

AND IT'S NOT JUST MICKEY MOUSE!

ミッキーマウスだけじゃない！

I HAVE A SIGNED AFFIDAVIT SWEARING THAT THERE WAS A SINGLE

私はシングルであったことを誓う 署名入りの宣誓供述書を持っています

DALMATIAN WHO VOTED 101 TIMES!

101回投票したダルマチアン！

>> Stephen: BUT, SIR, SIR, ALL YOUR CLAIMS ABOUT VOTER FRAUD

>> スティーブンでも、奥さん、奥さん、投票者の不正についてのあなたの主張はすべて

HAVE BEEN DEBUNKED.

HAVE BEEN DEBUNKED.

>> I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT "DEBUNK" MEANS.

>> I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT "DEBUNK" MEANS.

IT PROBABLY MEANS IT'S "NOT" BUNK, RIGHT?

IT PROBABLY MEANS IT'S "NOT" BUNK, RIGHT?

>> Stephen: NO.

>> スティーブンNO.

IT MEANS THEY ARE BUNK.

IT MEANS THEY ARE BUNK.

>> BIG WORDS, STEPHEN!

>> 大言壮語、ステファン！

NO LAWYER CAN UNDERSTAND THIS STUFF, NOT EVEN MY BRILLIANT

どんな弁護士でも理解できるわけではない。

LEGAL PARTNER, ROBERT MONDAVI, ESQUIRE.

法律事務所のパートナー ロバート・モンダヴィ エスクワイア

THANK YOU, COUNSEL.

ありがとうございます

>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF YOUR LEGAL PARTNERS, YOU EVEN FIRED

>> スティーブン 法的な仲間と言えば、あなたはクビにした

ONE OF THE ATTORNEYS FROM LAST WEEK'S PRESS CONFERENCE, SIDNEY

先週の記者会見の弁護士の1人 シドニー

POWELL.

ポウェル

IS THERE ANYONE LEFT WHO IS HELPING YOU DEFEND THE

弁護に協力してくれる人が残っていますか？

PRESIDENT?

大統領？

>> OF COURSE.

>> もちろんです。

WE'VE ALREADY REPLACED SIDNEY POWELL WITH AN EVEN BETTER

WE'VE ALREADY REPLACED SIDNEY POWELL WITH AN EVEN BETTER

LAWYER: A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED ELLE WOODS WHO WENT TO HARVARD

弁護士：ハーバード大学に進学したエル・ウッドズという若い女性

LAW TO IMPRESS HER EX-BOYFRIEND.

彼女の元ボーイフレンドをインプレスするための法律。

>> Stephen: MR. MAYOR, I'M PRETTY SURE ELLE WOODS

>> スティーブンMR.市長、私は確信していますエル・ウッドズ

IS REESE WITHERSPOON'S CHARACTER FROM "LEGALLY BLONDE."

IS REESE WITHERSPOON'S CHARACTER FROM "LEGALLY BLONDE."

YOU ALSO TALKED ABOUT "MY COUSIN VINNY."

あなたはまた話した "私のいとこのヴィンチ "について。

ARE ALL YOUR LEGAL IDEAS JUST STOLEN FROM MOVIES?

ARE ALL YOUR LEGAL IDEAS JUST STOLEN FROM MOVIES?

>> STEPHEN, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

>> 真実を扱えないのか！

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RIGGED VOTING MACHINES USED IN THIS

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RIGGED VOTING MACHINES USED IN THIS

ELECTION WERE ACTUALLY ROBOTS SENT HERE FROM THE FUTURE?

ELECTION WERE ACTUALLY ROBOTS SENT HERE FROM THE FUTURE?

IT'S ALL HERE IN MY LEGAL FILING: "T2: JUDGEMENT DAY."

"Ｔ２ 判決の日 "は ここにある

SKYNET IS ON HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP!

SKYNET IS ON HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP!

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!

ハスタ・ラ・ビスタ、ベイビー！

YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?

誰が言ったか知ってるか？

HUGO CHAVEZ!

HUGO CHAVEZ!

>> Stephen: MR. MAYOR, YOUR LEGAL ARGUMENTS CLEARLY AREN'T

>> スティーブンMR.市長 あなたの法的主張は 明らかに違います

WORKING.

動作中。

SO AREN'T THESE CONTINUED CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD JUST WEAKENING

SO AREN'T THESE CONTINUED CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD JUST WEAKENING

FAITH IN OUR DEMOCRACY?

FAITH IN OUR DEMOCRACY?

>> SORRY, STEPHEN.

>>SORRY,STEPHEN.

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

I WAS HAVING MY FIRST DRINK OF THE DAY.

I WAS HAVING MY FIRST DRINK OF THE DAY.

>> Stephen: SIR, THAT I >> Stephen: SIR, THAT IS

>> スティーブン：SIR, THAT I >> スティーブン：SIR, THAT IS

CLEARLY NOT YOUR FIRST DRINK.

CLEARLY NOT YOUR FIRST DRINK.

>> WELL, IF YOU'RE DISPUTING THE RESULTS, I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

>> 結果に不満があるなら再集計を要求する！

ONE.

ＯＮＥです。

TWO.

TWO.

THIS STATE IS GOING RED!

THIS STATE IS GOING RED!

>> Stephen: MR. GIULIANI, YOU WERE ONCE A RESPECTED FIGURE IN

>> スティーブンジュリアーニさん、あなたはかつて 尊敬されていた人物でしたね。

MORE THAN POLITICS AND LAW.

政治と法よりも。

AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT SACRIFICING YOUR REPUTATION FOR

AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT SACRIFICING YOUR REPUTATION FOR

A PRESIDENT WHO NOW SAYS YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL?

A PRESIDENT WHO NOW SAYS YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL?

>> A FOOL!

愚民！ >> >> 愚民！ >> 愚民！ >> 愚民！ >> 愚民！ >> 愚民

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FOOL I'M COOL, CALM, AND COHERENT.

これはバカに見えるか？私は冷静で落ち着いていて穏やかだ

I'M AMERICA'S MAYOR, BABY!

I'M AMERICA'S ELDER, BABY!

>> Stephen: SIR, DO YOU HAVE HAIR DYE ON YOUR FACE AGAIN?

>> Stephen:Sir, you have hair dye on your face again?

>> LIES!

嘘だ！ >>嘘だ！

I DON'T USE HAIR DYE.

ヘアダイは使わない

WHEN I HIT CAPACITY, MY BODY EXCRETES MERLOT.

キャパシティにヒットすると、体がマーロットを興奮させる。

IT'S NOT EMBARRASSING.

恥ずかしくないわ

IT'S CONVENIENT!

IT'S CONVENIENT!

HERE NOW.

今すぐここに

I'M GETTING NOTES OF LEATHER AND BLACKBERRY.

レザーとブラックベリーのノートを取得しています。

>> Stephen: ISN'T THIS EXACTLY THE KIND OF BEHAVIOR THAT HAS

>> スティーブン: これは、まさにそのような種類の行動を持っているのではありません。

MADE THE PRESIDENT DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM YOU?

MADE THE PRESIDENT DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM YOU?

>> THE PRESIDENT HASN'T DISTANCED HIMSELF.

>> THE PRESIDENT HASN'T DISTANCED HIMSELF.

HE'S BEING DRAGGED AWAY FROM ME INTO THE ETHEREAL REALM BY THE

彼は私から引き離されて現実の世界に引きずり込まれている...

GHOSTS OF DEAD VOTERS FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

ペンシルバニアからの投票者の亡霊

I'M COMING, MR. PRESIDENT!

今行くよ大統領！

>> Stephen: RUDY GIULIANI, EVERYBODY!

>> スティーブンルーディ・ジュリアーニ、みんな！