WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

IAN, YOU ARE NOT, YOU ARE NOT INTO THAT SRART OF THE SHOW.

IAN, YOU ARE NOT, YOU ARE NOT INTO THAT SRART OF THE SHOW.

YOU WERE NOT INTO THE START OF THE SHOW THERE IN ANYWAY.

あなたはショーの始まりに参加していませんでした。

>> I'M SORRY, THERE WAS BREAKING NEWS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE

>> I'M SORRY, THERE WAS BREAKING NEWS SO I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE

OUT IF SHE FOOD FINNING A EL IT INTO THE MONOLOGUE.

OUT IF SHE FOOD FINNING A EL IT INTO THE MONOLOGUE.

>> James: WHAT HAPPENED, TELL US THE NEWS SHOULD WE FINAGLE IF

>> ジェームズ何があったのか、ニュースを教えてくれないか？

IN.

in.

>> THE GSA SETTER SPHIED MICHIGAN SO THE BIDEN TRANSITION

>> THE GSA SETTER SPHIED MICHIGAN SO THE BIDEN TRANSITION

TEAM CAN START TRANSITIONING.

チームはトランジションを開始することができます。

>> James: LOOK AT THAT.

>> ジェームズ見ろよ

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, WHAT, WHAT IS GOING ON.

信じられない 何が起きてるの？

>> James: NEVER LET IT BE SAID WE ARE NOT AT THE FOREFRONT OF

>> ジェームス私たちが先頭に立っていないと言われてはいけません

BREAKING NEWS, BABY.

BREAKING NEWS, BABY.

>> THE BLEEDING EDGE AND IF THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH I DON'T HAVE TO

>> 刃先を血で染めて、これで十分だとしたら、私はする必要はありません。

GO WRITE JOKES ABOUT IT.

ジョークを書いてこい

>> James: I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE COVERED IT.

>> ジェームスI FEEL LIKE WE HAVE HOVED IT.

I FEEL LIKE IT IS AS FUNNY AS ANYTHING WE NORMALLY DO ON THE

私たちが普通にやっていることと同じくらい楽しいと感じています。

SHOW.

SHOWです。

BUT LOOK AT, THAT RIGHT ON THE FOREFRONT, WE HAVE JUST GIVEN

BUT LOOK AT, THAT RIGHT ON THE FOREFRONT, WE HAVE JUST GIVEN

YOU BREAKING NEWS YOU ALREADY HEARD ABOUT.

YOU BREAKING NEWS YOU ALREADY HEARD ABOUT.

SEVEN HOURS AGO.

SEVEN HOURS AGO.

>> FRESH.

鮮度の高い>>FRESHですね。

>> James: BUT STICK AROUND CUZ THERE IS A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU.

>> ジェームスでも、君には良いショーがあるよ。

TONIGHT WHAT A LINE-UP.

TONIGHT WHAT A LINE-UP.

TONIGHT WE'LL BE JOINED BY THE INCREDIBLE MICHAEL J FOX IS

TONIGHT WE'LL BE JOINED BY THE INCREDIBLE MICHAEL J FOX IS

GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, ON TOP OF ALL THAT, AND THIS IS

今夜のショーに出ますが、それに加えて、これは

EXCITING, BTS WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, LIFE GOES ON,

興奮しています、BTSは新曲「LIFE GOES ON」を披露します。

TONIGHT.

TONIGHT.

MICHAEL J FOX, BTS, LIKE IT'S, THIS IS HUGE FOR ME.

MICHAEL J FOX、BTS、LIKE IT'S、THIS IS HUGE FOR ME。

WHERE WERE YOU, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT WHEN YOU WATCHED

WHERE WERE YOU, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT WHEN YOU WATCHED

BACK TO THE FUTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

BACK TO THE FUTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD, YEAH, I WAS LIKE THE PERFECT AGE FOR IT

>> レジー：ああ、なんてことだ、僕はそれに適した年齢だったんだ。

IT BLW MY MIND, I LOVE TIME TRAVEL ALREADY BUT THAT WAS

私はタイムトラベルが大好きなんだけど、それはもうダメだった。

JUST-- .

ただ...

>> James: WHAT WOULD YOU DO, WHERE WOULD YOU GO BACK TO IF

>> ジェームズあなたは何をしたいのか、どこに戻るのか？

YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, LIKE WHERE WOULD YOU GONESS WITH

時間をさかのぼってどこでゴネスをするのかみたいに

MAYBE LIKE 1977, NEW YORK CITY, LONDON.

1977年のニューヨーク市、ロンドンのように。

>> James: THAT WHOLE VIBE.

>> ジェームズその全体的なバイブ。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: IAN, WOULD YOU RATHER GO BACK TO THE FUTURE OR

>> ジェイムズだイアン、未来に戻るか、それとも未来に戻るか

FORWARD TO THE FUTURE.

FORWARD TO THE FUTURE.

>> I WOULD GO BACK BUT NOT LIKE SUPERFAR, I WOULD GO TO LIKE

>> >>I WOULD GO BACK BUT NOT LIKE SUPERFAR, I WOULD GO TO LIKE.

1996.

1996.

>> James: WHY, WHAT HAPPENED IN '96.

>> ジェームズ96年に何が起こったのか。

>> I THINK THAT IS WHEN AMERICA PEAKED.

>> >>I Think THAT IS THENKS THAT IS THE PEAKEN OF AMERICA PEAKEN（アメリカがピークに達した時）。

I THINK THAT IS WHEN WE PEAK PEAKED T IS NEVER GETTING

I THINK THAT IS WHEN WE PEAK PEAKED T IS NEVER GETTING

BETTER, SEINFELD, MICHAEL JORD ARCH, WE THOUGHT SNAP EL WAS

BETTER、SEINFELD、MICHAEL JORD ARCH、WE THOUGHT SNAP EL WASと思った。

HEALTHY-- SNAP EL.

ヘルシー...SNAP EL.

>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY WRITE ABOUT SNAPPLE.

>> ジェームズあなたは絶対にSNAPPLEについて書いています。

WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A HEALTH DRINK.

WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A HEALTH DRINK.

>> SKIP THE SODA AND THEN JUST DRINK JUST SUGAR.

>> ソーダをスキップして、砂糖だけを飲む。

>> James: BUT LET'S GET INTO SOME HEADLINE, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S

>> James: BUT LET'S GET INTO HEADLINE, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S.

LEGAL TEAM IS STILL FIGHTING THE ELECTION RESULTS BUT THEY APPEAR

法的なチームはまだ選挙の結果と戦っているが、彼らは現れる

TO BE LOSING SUPPORT AMONG REPUBLICANS.

TO BE LOSING SUPPORT AMONG REPUBLICANS.

IN FACT WHEN FORMER REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS

IN FACT WHEN FORMER REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS

ASKED ABOUT IT THIS WEEKEND HE DID NOT MINCE HIS WORDS.

ASKED ABOUT IT THIS WEEKEND HE DID NOT MINCE HIS WORDS.

>> IS IT FINALLY TIME FOR THIS TO END?

>> 仝それにしても、これはもう終わりにしてもいいのか？

>> YES, AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE IS QUITE FRANKLY THE

>> そう、ここで起きたことは、まったくもってその通りなのだ。

PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN A NATIONAL EMBARRASSED.

PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAMは、国家のエンバーラッシドになっています。

>> James: AS OPPOSED TO THE LAST FOUR YEARS WHICH HAD REALLY

>> ジェームズ過去4年間の本当にあったこととは対照的に

GONE OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, YOU KNOW.

GONE OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, YOU KNOW.

I WILL SAY, I DO THINK CHRIS CHRISTIE IS WRONG ABOUT THIS

私はクリス・クリスティはこの件で間違っていると思うと言います

BEING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT, I REALLY, REALLY DO.

国家の恥さらしであることは、本当に、本当にそうです。

I TALK TO A LOT OF FRIENDS OF MINE AND FAMILY BACK HOME, AND I

故郷の友人や家族とたくさん話をしています。

CAN TELL YOU IF ANYTHING, THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL

何かあれば教えてください、これは国際的なものです。

EMBARRASSMENT.

EMBARRASSMENT.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNIER, I THINK THAT WAS MY DELIVERY, I

私はそれがもっと面白いと思っていた、私はそれが私の配達だったと思う、私は。

DIDN'T TAKE THE BREATHE.

DIDN'T TAKE THE BREATHE.

BLEEP WHREEP SHOULD I HEAR IT AGAIN OR PLOW ON.

BLEEP WHREEPは、私はそれを再び聞くか、または上に置く必要があります。

>> I THINK YOU RUN IT BACK AND PUT ALL THE SAUCE ON IT.

>> I THINK YOU RUN IT BACK AND PUT ALL THE SAUCE ON IT.

>> Reggie: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> レジー：そうだよ。

>> James: WE'RE GOING TO RUN IT BECOME AND PUT ALL OF THE

>> ジェームスWE'RE GOING TO RUNING IT BECOME AND PUT OF THE ALL OF THE

SAUCE ON IT.

ソースをかけて

I WILL SAY THOUGH, CHRIS CHRISTIE IS WRONG ABOUT THIS

私は言いますが、クリス・クリスティはこのことについては間違っています。

BEING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT THOUGH, HE IS, YOU KNOW, I TALK

国の恥さらしであることを知っていても、彼は知っていても、私は話します。

TO A LOT OF PEOPLE BACK HOME, IF ANYTHING, THIS IS MORE OF AN

故郷に帰る多くの人にとって、何かと言えば、これは多くのことです。

INTERNATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.

国際的なエンバラスメント。

(LAUGHTER) AND YESTERDAY ONE OF TRUMP'S

(LAUGHTER) AND YESTERDAY ONE OF TRUMP'S

LAWYERS SIDNEY POWELL WAS FIRED FOR PROMOTING A CONSPIRACY

LAWYERS SIDNEY POWELL WAS FIRED FOR PROMOTING A CONSPIRACY

THEORY THAT WAS TOO WILD EVEN FOR TRUMP.

トランプのためにもワイルドすぎる理論。

APPARENTLY SHE MADE BASELESS CLAIMS THAT REPUBLICAN OFFICIALS

APPARENTLY SHE MADE BASELESS CLAIMS THAT REPUBLICAN OFFICIALS

HAD BEEN INVOLVED IN A PAYOFF SCHEME TO MANIPULATE VOTING

投票を管理するためのペイオフスキームに参加していた

MACHINES.

MACHINES.

HERE'S HOW BIG OF AN EMBARRASSMENT SHE WAS TO THE

彼女がどれほどの恥さらしだったかはここに書いてあります

TRUMP TEAM.

トランプチーム。

THE GUY WHO HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE NEXT TO A SEX SHOP,

THE GUY WHO HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE NEXT TO A SEX SHOP,

AND LAST WEEK HAD HAIR DYE RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE AND WHO

先週は髪の毛の枯れが顔に走っていて誰が？

WEARS LOAFERS THAT LOOK LIKE CLOWN SHOES, THAT GUY, STILL ON

クローン・シューズのようなローファーを履いています。

THE TEAM.

THE TEAM。

BUT I SAW THIS COMING.

BUT I SAW THIS COMING.

I DID.

私はしました。

ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WOULD TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE

ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST WOULD TELL YOU IF YOU REARRANGE

THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY POWELL, YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH IS

THE LETTERS IN SIDNEY POWELL, YOU GET NEEDY PILLOWS WHICH IS

OBVIOUSLY A NOD TO THE MY PILLOW C.E.O. WHO INVENTED CORONAVIRUS

コロナウイルスを発明した私のピロウのC.E.O.の名のもとにね

TO DE STABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

TO DE STABILIZE THE NECK SUPPORT INDUSTRY.

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: I GOT TO BE HONEST, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE

>> ジェームス正直に言うと、私は多くの時間を費やしました。

INTERNET THIS WEEKEND.

INTERNET THIS WEEKEND.

AND WHILE IT'S STILL NOT CLEAR WHETHER TRUMP WILL EVER CONCEDE

トランプが許可するかどうかは まだはっきりしていませんが

THE ELECTION TO JOE BIDEN, TWITTER HAS WEIGHED IN AND

THE ELECTION TO JOE BIDEN, TWITTER HAS WEIGHED IN AND

ANNOUNCE THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY TRANSFER THE POTUS ACCOUNT TO

大統領の口座を自動的に転送すると発表した

BIDEN ON INAUGURATION DAY.

BIDEN ON INAUGURATION DAY.

BUT THAT CAN'T STOP TRUMP FROM CHANGING THE PASSWORD AT THE

しかし、それはトランプのパスワード変更を止めることはできません。

LAST SECOND TO BIDEN SUX69.

LAST SECOND TO BIDEN SUX69.

I MEAN TRUMP MOSTLY TWEETS FROM HIS PERSONAL ACCOUNT ANYWAY.

私はトランプがとにかく彼の個人的なアカウントからつぶやくことを意味します。

HE ONLY USES THE POTUS ACCOUNT FOR IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL

彼は大統領の大事な時にしか使わない

BUSINESS LIKE RETWEETING EVERYTHING FROM HIS PERSONAL

彼の個人的なところからすべてをリツイートしているようなビジネス。

ACCOUNT.

アカウント。

MEAN WHALE TRUMP IS STAYING PRETTY MUCH OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT

ろくでなしのトランプは、スポットライトからほとんど外れた状態を維持しています。

WHICH IS NOT SOMETHING HE TYPICALLY DOES.

それは彼が典型的にしていることではありません。

IN FACT TRUMP AVERAGED ABOUT 48 MINUTES ON CAMERA EVERY DAY IN

実際のところ、トランプ氏は毎日平均して約48分をカメラにおさめています。

2020, BUT HAS ONLY SPENT ROUGHLY 50 MINUTES TOTAL ON CAMERA SINCE

2020年になっても、カメラに向かっている時間は50分程度しかありません。

THE ELECTION.

THE ELECTION.

I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT, HE IS BUSY, PUTTING THE FINISHING

I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT, HE IS BUSY, PUTTING THE FINISHING

TOUCHES TO HIS DETAILED PLAN FOR THE PANDEMIC.

TOUCHES TO HIS DETAILED PLAN FOR THE PANDEMIC.

HE WANTS IT TO BE PERFECT.

彼はそれを完璧にすることを望んでいます。

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HE IS DOING, HONESTLY, BINGE WATCHING

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HE IS DOING, HONESTLY, BINGE WATCHING

THE CROWN, I THINK IS HE IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW GOING I

THE CROWN, I THINK IS HE IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW GOING I

LOVE DINAH, PERFECT TEN.

LOVE DINAH、PERFECT TEN。

YOU SEE HER ON ROLLER SKATES, WOW.

ローラースケートで彼女を見たのね

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW?

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW?

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS SHOW IS AN INCONVENIENCE TO YOU ON THE WAY

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS SHOW IS AN INCONVENIENCE TO YOU ON THE WAY

TO THE FARMER'S MARKET.

農家市場へ。

(LAUGHTER) WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

(LAUGHTER) WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

WHAT, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

何が起きてるの？

LIKE-- HANG ON, JUST TALK ME THROUGH IT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

LIKE-- HANG ON, JUST TALK ME THROUGH IT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>> I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

>> I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO GET DRESSED FOR THE SHOW.

RIGHT BEFORE WE STARTED I SAID HEY MAN, ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR

RIGHT BEFORE WE STARTED I SAID HEY MAN, ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR

THAT JACKET.

そのジャケット

>> James: SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> ジェームズどういう意味？

I WERE HERE AND THEN THEY WENT OH, THE SHOW STARTING AND WERE

私はここにいたのに 彼らは行ってしまった ショーが始まって 私はここにいた

YOU LIKE OH, WELL, I'LL GO WITH IT, I'M GOING TO GO WITH THIS

君が好きなのは、ああ、そうだな、俺はそれで行くよ、俺はそれで行くよ

WHOLE DAD ON THE-- LINE ON A MIDDLE LEAGUE GAME.

WHOLE DAD ON THE-- LINE ON A MIDDLE LEAGUE GAME.

>> YEAH, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.

>> そうだ、それが起きたんだ。

>> James: WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, GOOD FOR YOU.

>> ジェームズ良かったね、良かったね、良かったね

MEANWHILE PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN IS MOVING FORWARD WITH HIS

MEANWHILE PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN IS MOVING FORWARD WITH HIS

TRANSITION INTO THE NEW ADMINISTRATION AND HAS ALREADY

新政権への移行と、すでに行われています。

BEGUN TO NAME CABINET MEMBERS.

キャビネットメンバーの名前を出し始めました。

TODAY HE ANNOUNCED HE WILL BE NOMINATING HIS LONGTIME FOREIGN

今日、彼は長期的な外国人の候補者を発表しました。

POLICY AIDE ANTHONY BLINKEN AS SECRETARY OF STATE.

国務長官としての政策補佐官 アントニー・ブリンケン

THIS IS THE RETURN TO NORMALCY WE NEED, A REGULAR BORING GUY

これは我々が必要としている正常性への回帰であり、通常の退屈な男。

WHOSE NAME I CAN BARELY PRONOUNCE.

辛うじて発音できる名前だ

YOU KNOW?

知ってるのか？

HERE'S ANTHONY BLINKEN HERE, LOOK AT THAT.

HERE'S ANTHONY BLINKEN HERE, LOOK AT THAT.

IF NOTHING ELSE, NOW WE AT LEAST KNOW WHAT JACH BRAFF IS GOING TO

他に何もなければ、これでジャッハブラフが何をしに行くのかが分かるようになりました。

LOOK LIKE IN 15 YEARS TIME.

LOOK LIKE IN 15 YEARS TIME.

I LIKE SEEING THIS.

これを見るのが好きなんだ

I DO.

私がやる

FINALLY A MEMBER OF THE CABINET WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE VILAN

FINALLY A MEMBER OF THE CABINET WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE VILAN

IN AN '80S KIDS MOVIE.

80年代の子供向け映画で

YOU KNOW, INSTEAD HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO HAS GOT ONE LINE IN AN

あのね、彼はまるで一本の線を持った男のように見えるの

EARLY 2,000 POLITICAL DRAMA.

EARLY 2,000 POLITICAL DRAMA。

SIR, IT'S TIME TO GO.

行きましょう

AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, THIS MORNING, SEVERAL NBA PLAYERS HAD

あなた達はこれを見ましたか？今朝、何人ものNBAプレーヤーがいました。

AN UNPRECEDENTED MEETING WITH POPE FRANCIS TO DISCUSS SOCIAL

フランシス教皇と社会的な問題を議論するための前もって行われた会議

JUSTICE ISSUES.

JUSTICE ISSUES（正義の問題）。

I MEAN THIS FEELS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF SCOOBY DOO WHERE HE

スコービー・ドゥーの エピソードのような気がします

HAD THEY HAD THE HARLEM GLOBE TROARTS, ARE YOU LIKE THIS IS AN

ハーレム・グローブ・トロアーツがあったのか？

UNEXPECTEDDED COMBO BUT I'M DOWN TO SEE WHERE IT GOES.

予想外のコンボだが、どこに行くのか見に行くよ。

THE NBA PLAYERS APPARENTLY DISCUSSED AMERICAN SOCIAL ISSUES

NBAの選手たちは、アメリカの社会問題について話し合っていたようです。

WITH THE POPE.

WITH THE POPE.

SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES AND CAN'T REALLY

米国に住んでおらず、実際にはできない人

DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

それについては何でもしてください。

SO I THINK IT IS STARTING TO SEEMIC LOO THE POPE JUST WANTED

SO I THINK IT IS STARTING TO SEEMIC LOO THE POPE JUST WANTED

TO MEET SOME NBA PLAYERS.

NBAプレイヤーに会うために。

LIKE I NEVER SAW THIS, DID YOU HAVE THE POPE DOWN AS A

LIKE I NEVER SAW THIS, DID YOU HAVE THE POPE DOWN AS A

BASKETBALL FAN, IAN?

BASKETBALL FAN, IAN?

>> I DON'T KNOW, I'M PRETTY JEWISH SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF

>> 知らないわ、私はユダヤ人だから何も持っていないのよ。

OPINIONS ON THE POPE IN GENERAL.

一般的には教会の見解。

>> BUT YOU SEE-- WHAT IS HIS TEAM, WHO IS THE POPE GOING TO

>> しかし、あなたは... 彼のチームは何なのか、 教皇は誰のところへ行くのか？

SUPPORT?

SUPPORT?

>> UTAH JAZZ?

>> UTAH JAZZ?

WITH.

WITH.

>> YEAH?

>> YEAH?

I KNOW WHO HE HIS NFL TEAM IS.

彼のNFLチームが誰なのか知っています。

>> WHO IS THAT.

>> 誰なんだ？

>> James: CARDINALS.

>> ジェイムスカーディナルス

>> COME ON.

>> COME ON.

OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME, OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME I DON'T EVEN

ドームの頂上から離れて、ドームの頂上から離れて、私は何もしない

FOLLOW FOOTBALLK I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE CARDINALS BECAUSE OF

FOLLOW FOOTBALLK I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE CARDINALS BECAUSE OF

JERRY MAGUIRE WITH.

JERRY MAGUIRE WITH.

>> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

>> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

>> >> James: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT

>> >> >> ジェームズ分からない

DOES HAPPEN WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

DOES HAPPEN WHEN THE CARDINALS PLAY THE SAINTS.

>> IT IS PROBABLY A NARROW CARDINALS WIN, YOU KNOW, LIKE A

>> >> IT IS PROBABABLY NARROW CARDINALS WIN, you know, like a A.

24-21 SITUATION.

24-21 状況。

COULD GO THE OTHER WAY TOO THOUGH.

COULD GO THE OTHER WAY TOO THOUGH.

>> James: HARD TO KNOW.

>> ジェームズ知るのは難しい。

BUT THEY, THIS IS TRUE, THE POPE, THE PUMP, THE POPE AND THE

しかし、彼らは、これは真実であり、教会、ポンプ、教会と教会は

NBA PLAYERS EVEN PLAYED A PICKUP GAME AND THE POPE WAS INCREDIBLE

NBAの選手たちがピックアップゲームをプレイしていたし、教会は信じられないほどだった。

ON DEFENSE THANKS TO HIS BRAND NEW HAT.

ディフェンスでは、彼の新しい帽子に感謝しています。

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

A BELGIAN CITY IS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR THEIR CHRISTMAS

ベルギーの都市では、クリスマスに向けて多くの注目を集めています。

DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEIR LIGHTS LOOK LIKE, WELL, SEE FOR

DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEIR LIGHTS LOOK LIKE, WELL, SEE FOR

YOURSELF I MEAN LOOK, WE'RE ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE HOLIDAY.

あなた自身のことだけど 私たちはホリデーに興奮してるのよ

WE NEVER DISAPPOINTMENT WE LOVE A GOOD PENIS STORY AT THE "LATE,

WE NEVER DISAPPOINTMENT WE LOVE A GOOD PENIS STORY AT THE "LATE.

LATE SHOW," THAT IS A FACT.

"LATE SHOW" それは事実だ

IF THERE IS ANYTHING OUT THERE THAT VAGUELY LOOKS LIKES A

もし何かに似たものがあるとしたら...

PENIS, WE WILL FIND IT, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

ペニスを見つけて 話をしよう

>> THAT'S OUR LANE, SORRY, SORRY JON OLIVER, IF YOU WANT A PENIS

>> 俺たちのレーンだよ、ごめんごめんごめんジョン・オリバー、ペニスが欲しいなら。

JOKE.

JOKE.

>> YEAH, WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS REALLY DECENT A HUGE PIECE OF

>> YEAH, WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS REALLY DECENT A HUGE PIECE OF

SOCIAL INJUSTICE PENIS STORIES, WE ARE OUT IN FRONT.

社会的正義のペニス物語、我々は正面にいます。

>> WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, ALL RIGHT.

>> もっと近くで見てみましょう、わかったわ

>> OH.

>> ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)

>> 100 PERCENT.

>> 100 PERCENT.

CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO AGAIN?

CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO AGAIN?

I MEAN LOOK IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET, LIKE THAT IS A

まだ感謝祭になってないのに、それが感謝祭だなんて

CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE DECORATION.

CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE DECORATION.

I MEAN THESE DECORATIONS GIVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE

I MEAN THESE DECORATIONS GIVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE

BLOWOUT THE CANDLES.

キャンドルを吹き出せ

AND FINALLY IF YOU THINK YOU'RE IN THE GUTTER NOW, YOU'RE NOT,

AND FINALLY IF YOU THINK YOU'RE IN THE GUTTER NOW, YOU'RE NOT,

YOU'RE NOT, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS AS LOW AS WE COULD

そうじゃないわよ 限界があると思ってたでしょ？

SCRAPE, IT IS NOT.

スクラップ、それは違う

WE GOT SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO, BABY.

他に行くところがあるんだよ

BECAUSE FINALLY AN ONLINE FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE RELEASED AN

BECAUSE FINALLY AN ONLINE FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE RELEASED AN

ADVERTISEMENT WITH A RATHER EMBARRASSING PUNKATION ERA

もっと恥ずかしいパンカション時代の広告

PROMOTING A RON DONE RESTAURANT NAMED ANU'S KITCHEN.

アヌズキッチンという名のロンドーンレストランをPR。

AND THEY LEFT OUT A CRUCIAL APOSTROPHE AND THEY SPELT IT

そして、彼らは致命的なアポストロフェを残して、それを散布しました。

LIKE THIS.

LIKE THIS.

(LAUGHTER) AND ON THE ONE HAND IT IS CALLED

(笑) そして片方ではそれは呼ばれています

ANUS KITCHEN, ON THER HAND 15% OFF.

ANUS KITCHEN、ON THER HAND 15%OFF。

I MEAN BASED ON THE NAME, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A RESTAURANT THAT IS

名前からしてレストランのようだが

ONLY OPEN ON BIRTHDAYS AND WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES.

ONLY OPEN ON BIRTHDAYS AND WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES.

THEY HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THEIR NAME, EVEN WORSE, THESE

彼らは自分の名前で十分に問題を抱えていた、さらに悪いことに、これらの。

ARE THE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS OUT FRONT.

ARE THE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS OUT FRONT.